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Oh Christ r9k I don't know what to do right now. I just heard a child screaming for his mother, while I was in my bathroom, so I called 911 and gave them all the information they asked for, I both felt like I should've been doing something and felt so useless at the same time. 4 in the morning and I was standing there thinking for a minute about what I should do. While out there there some poor kid who's lost. I wishing would've gone outside there when I still heard him. Now I don't even know what's going on. All I have is hope that the police find him. Can someone tell me what I should've done in case this happens again, and what I should be doing now (because I don't think I'm gonna be sleeping today).
The 911 operated said the police may call me back for more information, its been 20 minutes since the call. I don't think I'll get a responce
>>29694842
Well, if you alerted police to the situation, that's all you really needed to do.
There's no excuse for a child to be outside at 4am so clearly the parents are fucked-up people. You don't want to get mixed-up in their lives.
>>29694897
you did well anon, don't worry
a lot of Normies wouldnt even give a shit about that. I'm p sure police is able to find that kid and return it to its parents
Well it was back in Blind River in 1962, when i last saw you alive
>>29694829
Fuck, does anyone else know this feel? I'm dying over here guys
>>29694950
I'm sorry anon. I know many feels but I don't know that.
sry i wasnt even born in 1962
>tfw grower
>tfw erection is 6.5" but flaccid penis is only 1 inch in length
>have to give self at least a half chub around other people so it's not socially devestating
Why must we be cursed so robots?
>>29694806
>tfw 2.5" flaccid, 4.5" erect
You're still better than me. Women love that shit
>>29694819
What do women love anon? I must know
>>29694835
Growerism
Name the greatest accomplishment you have made this year
I've stood up to big black men at work who thought it'd be okay to mack on me just because I'm a small white girl. TRY TO BULLY ME AGAIN MOFO! I WILL CUSS YOUR ASS OUT AND HAVE ALL THE OTHER HOOD RATS LAUGHING AT YOU.
Move some shit in my flat around, got referred for CBT. Got an amplifier.
>>29694821
Please tell us (me) how it went. Sounds like an interesting story.
TFW you get insanely lucky and get a gf.
>TFW she's a used up slut and you thought she was "the one".
Please vent any frustrations robots. Feel like no one else can understand me like r9k can.
Men like sex so she gave them sex. Our society teaches women to be whores now. If you were a woman you'd prob be a whore also.
>>29694751
only high status individuals can expect to get virgin females, wasting quality females on robots is degenerate.
>>29694751
dont worry man, everything should be fine, just treat her right. OR FUCK THE SHIT OUT OF HER AND VENT YOURSELF OUT LIKE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
but then again thats ur choice
>(now ex) gfs dog bit my hand and doctors here are required to report animal bites to police
>gf broke up with me because by me seeking medical attention her dog might get taken away
>stupid fucking mutt didn't get my fapping hand
/devilish general/
fukken do it, I hate dogs, put that shit to sleep
>>29694694
>on /r9k/
>mention gf
ABSOLUTELY SATANIC
>>29694694
Wow, fuck her. Your injury being taken care of is more important than her shit dog.
Look around you. Nothing but this view. Is this the worst fear ever?
>>29694684
>Is this the worst fear ever?
No, not knowing whats below you is.
>>29694684
at least you have a nice view. picture a cave with no light and tight squeezes.
>>29694737
you'll either die of hypothermia or drown before you see a fish
Besides answering gf, fill in the blank.
>tfw no _____
>>29694589
>Besides answering gf, fill in the blank.
>tfw no husky
>>29694589
>rich parents
originalteyo
>>29694589
>tfw no white Europe
Hey anon, shall we cuddle up and watch our favorite anime together this weekend?
White males are such racist scum. Just because she's asian doesn't mean she likes anime. Get an asian gf and immediately fuck up right after with your subliminal micro racism that will turn her off.
>on le useless dating sites
>was thinking of messaging otaku girl
>no point because in their heart they still want chads
>managed to talk too one asian otaku girl
>stopped chatting with me to look for chads instead
>>29694581
>tfw you will never cuddle that girl
A couple of days ago, in northern province of Serbia, some guy pulled out an AK-47 and shot his ex wife, her sister and 23 other people, 3 of which died on the spot and 20 were injured. The reason? She was in a sexual relationship with her sister and also made 3somes with other guys. He kept telling her to stop it being that she has a kid, but it didn't work. There are reports of him beating her shit, but no evidence, no police reports, just family bullshitting. Now everyone is on her side, claiming that he was a totally insane asshole and people from the scene, who knew the shooter all said he was a calm guy who was never raged or did anything irrational.
Why the fuck are people this stupid? Can't they see that it's at least 50% this slut's fault?
pic related, it's news article in serbian
>>29694572
translation:
Manslaughter in Zitiste (name of town) owner of the establishment: screaming, blood everywhere, we all thought it was fireworks, and then people started falling down.
One roastie down, the entire female population to go.
>>29694572
Dude. Nothing justifies murder nor violence. Not even cheating.
If a woman cheats on you and you cannot take it, you fucking dump her and use her sexual promiscuity as leverage so she cannot take custody and you do.
HOW DOES IT FEEL!?
origami
getting facefucked?
feels pretty good. I'm getting better at deepthroat everytime.
TO TREAT ME LIKE YOU DO?
WHEN YOU'VE LAID YOUR HANDS UPON ME
What would you do with a bit of money?
Say you receive $200 each week.
>>29694539
Booze
Djdjdjfjjf
>>29694539
To be quite honest
I have absolutely no idea
I'd probably keep being a NEET
>>29694539
Save it up.
Move out.
Buy a husky.
Post best gifs from your collection robots
I really like this gif.
I wish I had a husky who could shake my hand
Never fails to make me laugh
>>29694534
Well here we go with another original post. Check it out man, you don't even know how original it is. Like holy merry mother of Joseph we're reaching peak originality. Terminal Origin. Bruh. You don't even know. You don't even know bruh how original this is. Look at that robot tryin ta look at my post all like "that aint original" but it just failin. Jus' failin. You know what i like more than knowledge? originality. So original. Next level. Witness the original comment that i leave.
Don't let the internet bully you into getting rid of your perfectly practical and stylish cargo shorts.
They look good and I can carry a lot of stuff in them.
I didn't know there was a vendetta against them
no fedora, no sweatpants, and no sandals with socks and you'll be fine.
>>29694505
what do you need other than your wallet, keys and phone. fucking doofus
Post cutest girls you have saved. Preferably face shots.
Her lips and smile made me lose.
This girl is always the cutest.
Cutiest girl who ever lived.
I love you Makoto.
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