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Who /interpals/ here? Have you had any success with meeting women through it?
>>29698628
>inb4 404
I've already found my qt.
We've been talking for a month now
She's very pure (no previous relationship whatsoever) and cute (a solid 9/10). She's very into me, even more than I am into her and I don't know how to feel about that. She wants virtual kisses and cuddles everyday.
Does the viewscript no longer work?
Haven't used interpals in a month but now it's telling me that I'm viewing too many profiles.
>>29700371
I wasnt aware that they limit how many profiles you view
>tfw you will never wake up next to a cute boy
>tfw "fembots" don't exist and this thread is made by a fag every time
>>29698582
Are you a chick or a fag? You know what, it doesn't matter, kill yourself either way
>>29698686
>>29698718
>they don't know who bebe is
hello summer newfags
>buy new chair a week ago
>already smells like farts
>>29698572
Maybe stop farting in your chair?
>>29698572
>Move into accomodation for uni
>Nice clean desk chair in bedroom
>Only ever fap while naked
>Ass sweat permeates chair fabric
>1 year later, chair is smelly
Take that, normies
>>29698572
take that normal fags...
Why is every single girl on tinder so ugly
Like I swipped through 100 girls and only like 5 are a bit attractive but never any girls you see and be like ''woah'' I have a few girls match after delete all the ugly matches but I still have zero interest in writing to them because they dont look like they are worth it
What? Most of the girls I see on tinder are really attractive
>>29698482
Girls who are attractive don't have to resort to internet/phone dating.
>>29698482
It's because of where you live man. Sorry but if you want attractive single women you need to go elsewhere. I have the same issue, I'm in AK and there isn't shot here as far as women go, we have a 2/3 Male to 1/3 female population so it's extra rough. But everytime I go down to the lower 48's and visit relatively populated areas (ex: Seattle/Nashville/Phoenix etc.) there's shit tons of attractive matches.
Basically get out of your shitty podunk town OP
Who ele here /noart/ or /badart/?
shitty non creative dumdums like me shouldn't be encouraged to think, in fact teaching me to read should have been a crime
reading and writing is more about communication than art.
It's to much work result, I mean I could be good if I had any motivation but I'd rather just jerk off and watch anime
>>29698752
i wash dishes, being a deafmute would have no impact on my productivity at this point, in fact if I was to learn a language it should have been spanish
Should I join my school's karate club? $70/semester. I've heard boxing, BJJ, and muay thai are good combat sports to get into but my school doesn't offer anything like that, is it worth it to start doing karate as a 20yo KV?
Go for it man, you have nothing to lose right?
REEEEE JUST LET ME BUMP THIS
We aren't going to be talking
Jerked off 14 times in one day
I dont feel too good
I feel pretty nauseated actually
You should take a nap, your brain is probably flooded with dopamine... and if you also probably are straining your ejecletory muscles causing low abdominal pain.
Take a nap robot
>>29698418
what the fuck man, drink some water
>>29698418
Don't try such insane experiments on your body. You'll never know how you'll end up.
you're alone watching anime
while chad is pounding her pussay
>>29698407
There's no specific "her" in my life so I'll continue with the anime thank you very much.
>>29698407
Damn nigga I don't give a fuck. Anime is far more entertaining then fucking some hole, if I wanted to do that I'd buy an onahole.
Jesus that's a bad rhyme
>You're alone watching cartoons made by gooks
>Chad's repeatedly inserting his erect penis into her vagina
Anons, how did you become/almost become a registered sex offender?
>Be me on New Year's two years ago
>See 8/10 blonde qt in Zelda hoodie outside of bar
>"Why are you looking at me like that anon?"
>Grabs my hand and we proceed to start full on tongue kissing
>Can't find her group of friends anywhere
>We call a cab and hitch it back to her place
>Continue making out in cab where we're with two older women
>She takes her hand and places it on her nipple
>Be at her place
>No one else is there atm
>Pull her pants down
>Start licking her pussy, tastes like piss
>She gets down on the floor and invites me inside of her
>Have never done this before so she has to giide my penis inside of her
>Her boyfriend and group of friends walk in on us while in the middle of fucking
>They're just standing there like "wtf is going on?"
>Get dressed as quickly as possible and head the hell out of there
>As I'm leaving the neighborhood, their car pulls up next to me
>They ask somethig like "Did you enjoy that pussy?"
>Keep walking along, buy cigarettes at Circle K then go to Walmart and buy Korra on Blu-Ray before calling a cab back to dad's house
>A few days later I get a call on my phone
>"Anon, how did I meet you? I was so drunk that I don't remember anything, they're saying that I cheated and they're calling me a whore, you raped me anon!!"
>Shitting myself while explaining what happened and unsure if she's for real or bullshitting as an excuse for said cheating, paranoid as fuck that the cops are going to show up at my door any minute and that I'm going to get a rape charge for this
>"I'll call back if I have anymore questions"
>She never called back
>Cops never showed up
>Noticed she works at the local Walmart and used to be too paranoid to shop there, but since I'm poorfag I have to go anyway
>Close fucking call man
>>29698406
>Giving out your real name to a random slut you met
>Giving out your phone number to a random slut you met
Good god you're retarded.
You brought that entire situation upon yourself.
>>29698475
I think she had her boyfriend's phone on her and she wanted me to call his number so she could unlock it, and I drunkenly gave in
Yes I am retarded
>Zelda Hoodie
Instant Red flag my man, you deserved all that shit for wanting to fuck an obvious tumblr user
tell me the one little piece of advice that actually slightly helped you
i does not have to be intentional advice or directly pointed towards you maybe it was just a wise short story you read or a nice speech you heard
It'll get better, except they don't
>>29698314
>JUST LIFT BRAH
Is kind of true. It's not a universal cure, but bettering your physical condition does indeed make you feel slightly better.
>>29698314
Well. This is a start
My loneliness is starting to physically hurt.
Everyone around me is getting together and I'm still alone.
Should I just end it right now?
>>29698312
What are your stats anon? Height, weight, facial symmetry, social skills?
>>29698402
>Height
5'10
>weight
75kg (165 lbs)
>facial symmetry
Not that bad, 5 or 6/10
>social skills?
Pretty good, actually. I'm not autistic at all.
>>29698470
Okay, so literally the only thing stopping you from getting a gf is you haven't had an opportunity yet?
Shut the fuck up. Someone will come along. Just fucking do you until it happens. You have no problems.
>Feel okay one day
>Suicidal ideation again the next
When will it end?
when your big boy hormones are done
>be really frustrated
>lose my temper with everything
>don't want to do anything
>don't want to not do anything
>get bored of any games I play after 5mins
>face down on my bed and scream into pillow and cry
>>29698221
when you finaly decide to pull the trigger
>don't talk much
>get to know someone
>end up talking to them so much they get annoyed with me
>>29698187
So maybe try talking less?
>>29699214
you dont understand!
It's like opening the floodgates and the controls are rusted to shit so you cant close them
>>29699317
Why do you think I don't understand
You are unhappy about the fact people get annoyed with you because they think you talk too much, and since you either have to choose between changing other people's minds or just your own, I'd say the choice is obvious.
Who here no friends and nothing to do on 4th of July?
Everyone's out on thier boats I'm home doing nothing.
Even my parents have cool concert hotel party plans.
Fml life
I'm so lonely why why why
going to depression dr for first time on july 5th. gotta get my courage up.
What's that gonna do anon a depression Dr won't get you friends and fun just make you numb w drugs
>>29698162
I'm spending it with extended family again. Last year it was my parents, sister. aunt, uncle, and three cousins. Literally all three cousins and my sister brought their S.O.s and I was the only single one. It looks like it's going to be the same way this year. So there are upsides to being able to spend it alone.
Post comfy pics. Pic related is my comfy phone personalization.
>>29698134
Nice one desu.How can i make my phone looks like this?
>>29698310
Nova launcher and an icon pack
defibing this thread
comfy sounds: http://asoftmurmur.com/
comfy music: https://youtu.be/2gmiSPMHrWQ
comfy watching: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S131_OyHkIg
comfy image:
