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How come none of you faggots told me about alcohol?
I feel fucking great, I'm cozy as fuck on my bed.
Why aren't you drinking?
>pic unrelated but dope
The side effects, especially long term.
>>29702496
Just be careful anon, alcoholism sneaks up on you
Alcohol is poopoo imo but to each his own
>>29700447
>>29701390
>>29701965
They're in full damage control mode.
>people still don't believe Project Normalize is real
The goal here is to blast the phrase "Jewish Propaganda" as loud as they can while acting like pic related, so that nobody takes the concept seriously in the future.
Here's a jew talking about real jewish propaganda.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RbLd688gXoI
>>29702468
>while acting like pic related
Crap. I'm referring to the image my OP, not the image I posted.
What would your perfect life look like?
Lying in a bed, half conscious, nodding hard on heroin, never awake enough to question the pleasure I'm experiencing.
Probably one where freemason kids don't run around like Samurai gangs in ancient Japan destroying defenceless people for fun without fearing any retribution from their corrupt Mafia system backing their crimes against humanity.
Basically a world that doesn't look like "Hobo with a shotgun" as it does now.
Sometimes I think it would be amazing to just exist and think forever, but I guess I would eventually get bored. So maybe having a good friend would be cool or also being that guy that no-one notices
How do you make money as a Shut In/ NEET without autism bux
affiliate marketing and cpa
if i need money quick i ewhore
>>29702291
sell meth weed lsd and cocaine
From the last thread, day trade if you have money, leapforce(I think that's the name, & Amazon has a similar thing but forgot the name), reseller
Just had a tough moment today and I think I've actually somehow made my life even worse. I'll explain exactly why..
>haven't returned any calls for weeks because I'm getting anxious
>no one has seen me because I've been agoraphobic
>made plans to hang myself on the staircase
>as I'm writing a suicide note my mom walks in, my landlord must have let her in
>she starts going sobbing and asking why do you want to do this over and over again
>tell her that I feel like such a loser, 28 with a shitty job no friends and virgin and stress to her how much I want to end my life
>she tells me "please no I'll do anything anon please just don't do it"
>i hesitate
>I ask her to have sex with me
>she slaps me and leaves
So I have officially lost the one person who cares about me today. At least this makes it easier to kill myself.
Do you think i could explain that it was a joke in poor taste?
you could explain it, she may come to deal with it, but it's always gonna be awkward as fuck
>>29702249
>I'll do anything
>Doesn't have sex with you
Just carry on with what you were doing, then.
>>29702270
this
What a selfish fucking roastie anon
why do normies hate furries so much is it because we can truly be ourselves and have a bunch of fun doing so and they have to pretend to "cool" and not truly be themselves?
kys furry fagget ;^+)
>>29702329
the day of the rope will come nigger lover and you will die with your pets faggot
>>29702208
furruies are true robots .You are now not allowed to post here if you are not a furry
What makes you think you deserve girlfriends you little entitled shits? You sit at home complaining about your mediocre love life without doing anything at all about it. Your self esteem is shit most likely, your looks are can be overlooked as long you are not deformed, you just gotta compensate really hard with something else.
So why don't you get off your ass and create the oh-so-glorious destiny you seek? Nobody else is going to do it for you, you are on your own.
fucking how?!. ----_
>>29702254
Lift, shower and just be yourself.
>>29703265
>faling for the 'be yourself' meme
If we be ourselves we sperg the fuck out because we're socially awkward autistic beta manlets
> Have two friends
> Known the first since childhood, known the second for only a few years
> Prefer hanging out with second friend
> Actually keep in touch, hang out occasionally, have similar interests, humor, etc
> Basically he's my best friend
> Barely keep in touch with first friend
> He's always the one reaching out to me
> Hanging out with him is ok but I can't shake the feeling that I would have a much better time with friend #2
> Feels like an obligation
> He considers me his best friend
> Worst of all his family knows me
The truth of it is that he and I were only friends due to mutual interests in childhood and we just hung out together over that. As time went on things changed, especially our senses of humour. I can joke with friend #2 over nothing for hours nonstop but I have to constantly think of things to talk about with friend #1.
It's like having a boring gf for years that you didn't like that much, then ditching her for some newer, hotter, way funnier one, and hiding their existences from each other.
Feels bad man.
ITT: dull normie feels
>>29702152
Also had this, but I lost touch with the boring friend when he went to college. The fun one got into anime tits and literally can't shut up about it, so maybe it's time to cut that one off as well.
>>29702152
From personnal experience, the first friend may last longer than the other one.
It's just as you said, you both changed. Guess what? In the coming ten years, your life will change again. Maybe he'll get married or he'll become a monk. I don't know. Just don't throw the boring friend he is right now because it means losing the good friend he may be in 10 years.
Worst case is: he stays boring but you'll see him once a year because you both will be busy as fuck in 10 years, which is acceptable.
Ok Robots how about this.
Would you be willing to date a girl who had sex with only 1 guy.
Catch is you have to watch a 2 hour video of her getting fucked by Chad (he's that 1 guy. and he pumped and dumped her.)
>>29702128
also he cums inside her, she does oral for him and licks his anus and she whispers "I love you" to him.
No. Goods used once are still used goods. And also she's a filthy whore as evidenced by
>also he cums inside her, she does oral for him and licks his anus and she whispers "I love you" to him
>>29702177
>filthy whore
Uh, I think you're underestimating how many women say "I love you" to men they have sexual history with. Almost every woman does it, even in a ONS she'll tell a guy she loves him (unless it's her 100th or something like that and she's jaded.)
is it really my fault that i was born after the death of god?
if i was born earlier id think things had purpose, and i would probably live and do stuff
cba now tbqh family
>>29702027
No one is born with a purpose, just live your life how you want and fuck anyone who tells you differently. You can do anything within your physical and mental limits.
So just go do things that make you happy.
>>29702230
An issue arises when you notice that it feels like nothing makes you happy enough to justify continued existence.
>>29702260
I understand that, nothing makes me happy and life is pointless.
Try traveling or doing a lot of drugs, i do both and it has kept me content for a few years now.
>Mom just told me my life will be completely empty and I might go crazy one day
Is this how it ends? She told me this because it is my 18th summer that I spend completely alone, at home 24/7. Im 18 and I dont remember any summer in my life. They were all the same and this one will be no exception. And what are your plans anons?
>>29702001
Be comfy, play as much vydia as I can, watch as much animays as I can and read as many good books as I can before I go to college and have no time for anything anymore.
I'm going to get high every chance I can get and watch the world burn around me.
>>29702001
I'm pretty much in the same noat as you
ceptI plan video games to cope
and I'm going to uni in the fall
student loans amirite...
I don't know where I was planing to go with this
Saturday, what a day, groovin' all week with you edition
puffy cat pussy
Hoping for rain tomorrow. I do not like the heat. Post waifus.
>>29701975
Oh shit it's Sunday.
Fuck
What can we do to stop this Jewish propaganda from destroying the white race?
Kill all Americans.
repeal women's rights
It'll take more than jewish lies and a 12% black population to destroy the white race
>You will never return to your teenage years and do everything right this time
>You will continue to move forward and become more and more miserable
>It is completely beyond your control
I want off this wild ride
You know, you're right in a way but you're also very wrong. We missed our chances, we messed up. We never did things right and we always made the wrong choices. We wouldn't be here otherwise.
But every day is a new chance. You can always not fuck up tomorrow. You made it this far, why quit now, why quit at any point? If you finally make it by 50 and live up to 60, are the ten stellar years not worth all the bullshit you endured before? Now imagine having your prime at 17. Sure you bang Stacy and made captain of the sports team, but if that's the high point of your life, why even bother living?
One things for sure. The best isn't behind us. At some point the only way is upwards.
>>29702057
>Sure you bang Stacy and made captain of the sports team
The guys that that happens to go on in life and have even more good times, the losers stay losing. In order for this game of life to work there has to be winners and losers. I'm sorry anon.
>>29702089
That's bullshit and you know it. There's no God, there's no fate. There's no predetermined future.
Life gives you what you rip from it's cold dead hands. It's yours to take. Not being a jock doesn't mean you can't write that novel, master an instrument, become a politician, lawyer, doctor. If you're determinded enough you'll even fuck that Stacy bitch.
Yesterday I made a thread that told half the tale of a deranged, sociopathic cannibal. Today I shall finish the story; I may not get every detail, but I'm confident that there'll be an ending.
> Be me, two weeks after Six ate and shat out the head of Caesar
> Six wanted this gun that cost around 10,000 caps
> thanks god these cap-trading retards don't tax out here
> Six, being the absolute most chipper mood that day, decided to go gambling at the strip
> "do whatever, Raul. Just get me some coffee, please"
> I'm scared
> he never says please
> AND HE'S SMILING
> THE LAST TIME HE SMILED HE KILLED A PERSON VIA DECAPITATION AND ATE THEIR INTESTINES
> okay boss
> walk around and find a vendor
> 7/10 inbred irradiated wasteland p00si
> "Hola can I get some coffee?"
> the bitch makes me pay double because I have no skin
> fucking smoothskins
> Be one hour after I give Six some shitty dirt coffee
> these huge mafia looking fuckers toss him out of the casino, saying he's "too lucky"
> Also Six is rambling about some weird shit going on in there
> says we need to find a prostitute's ex boyfriend or something
> Eventually, after four days of meandering about doing some weird shit in the casinos
> one of which I nearly got burned to death by a cannibal with a flamethrower
> after getting thrown out of EVERY casino in Vegas we come to a grand total of
> 30,000 caps
> oh my god Six is going to buy a nuke
> he buys a fully automatic sniper rifle and gives me his old hunting rifle with a Mexican flag on the stock
> but then it happens
> the robot vendor of the gun runners spazzes out and doesn't give Six 5,000 caps in change
> Some dude working a reloading bench nearby says "Sorry, man. He just does that sometimes."
> Six tightens his grip on Knock-Knock, his fire ax
> shit is about to get as funky as my 200 year old nether regions
> Six heaves the 8 pound fire ax into the crotch of the man who was explaining things
> a bullet catches Six in the chest
> but he's wearing the armor of a long dead and eaten NCR ranger
> he storms through the gates of the gun runner's factory, splitting the heads of those unlucky enough to be within his sight
> I wait outside because I've never actually seen Six angry in any way
> he comes out thirty minutes later COMPLETELY soaked in blood
