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For everyone who posts the bullshit here about how you can't get a gf if you're a manlet, black etc explain this.
>6'3" not fat but not muscly/toned, I'm also white if that matters
>Reasonably good looking (Not chad though)
>"Smartest" person at school (I'm 18) going on grades, teachers opinions and what other students say, not online iq tests
>Get on well with everyone so I don't think I'm too spergy (Although I probably wouldn't realise if I was)
It never really bothered me until I realised about 80% minimum of the people at my school had a serious gf at one point or another.
Can anyone take a guess at what I'm doing wrong? I'm guessing its my personality.
>>29705804
>>29705804
>Get on well
are you australian?
>>29705822
No I come from the UK m8.
>>29705804
You sound like a dick, that could be the issue
How do we make 4chan great again and purge all these fucking normies?
I think the first step is not allow phone posting.
What if I told you that normals is what made this sjye so great back in the day.
>>29705795
Then how would fridgebro post? How would moleman post on /k/?
>tfw posting on my phone from Anime Expo
4chan was never great.
>smoke the white man's weed
>listen to the white man's music
>eat the white man's food
>work a white man's job
>rarely make love to the white man's women
>>29705768
>nigger not listening to rap
wat
This is r9k, we don't make love to any woman
>>29705768
Weed comes from Asia so its the Asian man's drug.
How do I get art school asian girls with edgy sci-fi movie supporting female actress haircuts and stereotypical streaks of color in their hair who hate their dad and wear backpacks to basement shows to like me?
You have to look like pic related
>>29705788
This. Basically any Dick Blowins model or trendy occult/goofnigger hack artist.
>>29705756
Thisis oddly specific. I wish you the best of luck.
Dick hurts from fapping all day? Tired of shitposting? Come hang out in a comfy twitch stream, today we're playing Ocarina of Time in proper JP runes.
twitch - 10h_
>>29705735
I can't find your twitch
>>29705735
Why are you offline
>>29705735
When are you starting it?
what does /r9k/ think of Annie Clark?not a hate thread
The weird frontier between pop and avant garde, is she the savior of music?
>>29705747
>The weird frontier between pop and avant garde, is she the savior of music?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>29705747
>is she the savior of music?
only to waifu autists
So I just got invited to go to a bar on 4th of july. I've never been to a bar, or a party, or even had a close friend since I was a child.
Should I go? What's a good excuse for not going? Do I have to dance at a bar? What kind of stuff do you talk about in a bar? Will I have to talk to girls? I can talk to them like guys, but I don't know how to flirt. Will I have to do that?
Has anyone here ever been a normie? Is it fun? Should I do it? Is talking to people outside of school just like talking to them inside of school?
You should go anon
>>29705597
Just go and let them know it's your first time at a bar. If they are nice they will be cool about it. If they aren't nice you shouldn't be friends with them
Imagine a restaurant that serves alcohol with music playing.
>hunting for camwhores in Omegle
>meet this 21 year old girl that's a very generous 5/10 at the very best, chubby body and a potato face comparable to people with down syndrome
>but also horny as fuck, puts on one hell of a show and I can't help but inevitably ask for her contact after it
>add her on Kik, trade nudes for a few weeks and stuff
>not all that interesting of a person, but a sexting hole is still a sexting hole nevertheless
>she has a boyfriend, but he was obviously a borderline abusive cunt, so I never felt bad about virtua-cucking him
>this week, they break up
>she suddenly goes full depressive
>constantly talking about how she wants to kill herself
>it gets worse everyday, last friday I spent the entire morning trying to convince her not to drink bleach
>she doesn't listen to any sort of reasonable argument on my part, just keeps on repeating her life is pure suffering
>she doesn't want to talk with her family about this
>she only wants to talk with me for some reason
>tfw I don't even like her on a romantic level, but my human instinct can't stand the thought of her killing herself
>we don't even sext anymore, just keep talking with her out of fear she might suddenly kill herself
>a few hours ago, she's telling me about how much I'm important to her and how she is only alive thanks to me being there for her
>"but anon, why don't you ever show your face? I'll always like you either way, don't worry :) "
>indeed, I never showed my face on the pics we traded, only sent dick pics
>suddenly, an idea comes up
>decide to test out her honesty
>"well, I don't usually take pics of myself, but I can find a slightly old one just for you :)"
>"omg anon that would be great"
>look for the most aesthetically ugly and memetically perfect man I can think of
>send her pic related
>"it's my graduation photo, what do you think? :^)"
>she replies with a single word
>"bye"
>smugpepe.jpg
Oh well... Ever had a superficial roastie fabricating suicidal tendencies, /r9k/?
How to omegle chad?
HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAH
HOLY FUCK
OP
YOU ABSOLUTE
HERO
E
R
O
>send her Pic related
>its gabe newell
>bye
PWHAHHAHAHAHHAHA
FUCKING NORMALS
Can anyone who has been "in love" describe what it feels like? What does the emotion "love" feel like? What makes you feel that way? Feel free to share stories about love or what it felt like, I'm just curious because a girl told me she loves me but I still don't understand what that means or what I did to make her feel that way
well.. guess nobody wants to talk to me about it. Thats okay, I guess knowing what love is won't mean I"ll ever be able to feel it for myself...
I am also interested in this. I don't actually know what it's like to be infatuated with someone. I don't even seem to have vague interest towards girls anymore, they all just bore the hell out of me and disappoint me because my standards are only getting higher and higher. I fucking hate myself.
If feels like warm fuzzies whenever you're with them or talking with them, like just being in their company is satisfying even if you're not doing anything particularly interesting with them. If you are, sharing experiences and having fun together, then it's just sheer happiness.
Most girls I've fucked have let me cum inside them, but a few differences between the races is telling.
The White girls I dated sometimes asked me to pull out (I didn't, lol).
The Hispanic girls were on birth control, some asked me to pull out, and some got scared when I made it obvious I didn't want to have a baby and would dip out on their ass if they wanted to keep it so we went to get Plan B.
The two Black girls I fucked weren't on any method of birth control and had zero qualms about having a random dude cum inside them and even wanted me to, digging their heels into my ass cheeks to pull me in as deep as I could go when they knew I was about to cum.
Basically I could see the foresight and intelligence that varied between the different races of girls. Blacks simply gave zero fucks. Of course, I don't have a large enough sample size to draw any conclusions, but looking around the world I feel pretty confident that my experience is generalizable.
What are your experiences with women fellow robots?
Really bad bait reddit
3/10 bait Reddit
>be me
>be 19
>be fat fuck
>can't get grills irl
>accept this fact
>go online dating sites
>only go after girls as fat as me or fatter
>either get no reply or
>sorry your to fat for me
Literally every fucking time. Why the fuck do fat girls seem to have such high fucking standards. I've accepted that the best I can do is get another fatty but these chicks still think that they will be that one fat chick that marries Chad.
>>29705468
Congrats, you have just experienced the "low hanging fruit phenomenon"
That is: women who are preceived as attractive are being pursued by more men, due to the fact that they think they have better chances. However these women are now receiving more attention (because more men think they have better chances) causing them to raise their standards in order to get the best of the pool of men looking for them.
because woman standards work in a way no one told you it works
as opposed to the general lie that men and woman should match in looks, men should always be better looking than their counterpart
and keep in mind that woman are generally better looking
>>29705468
Because they can. Why do some robots need to hear this shit over and over again?
Say you're fat, but you still get hot chicks messaging you. Why would you ignore them and reply to the fat girls?
normies confirmed on /r9k/
>>29705436
Hmmm.
I suppose some of you don't know what it's like, having one foot planted firmly in the void and the other in real life.
at this point, normie doesn't even mean anything. It's a slur like slut, commie, cuck, or whatever else.
That was the most cringy edgelord post i have ever read. Strong "hurr im such a sociopath xDDD" vibes coming off.
>>29705436
Normies are ruining this board.
>the reason I don't wash, sleep or socialise properly is because of my OCD
>eww I thought OCD just meant you clean everything over and over again ..
Fucking normies.
>>29705428
I'm in the same boat, except the OCD part.
>>29705428
> i so depressed :(((
>im a phsyco xDDD you're on my kill list >:)
i legit cant fucking stand it when normals do this
i FUCKING hate this
>lol i'm depressed, tumblr says being depressed is so aesthetic x-----D give me attention
stupid fucking cunts
Stopped fighting it and accepted Jesus Christ into my heart today.
Now I have a community of friendly people with common interests and beliefs that encourage me to do my best. Plus no more worrying about what will happen to me after death. My name is written in God's book and I'll be resurrected and live in paradise with God for all eternity.
Feels good robots
How did you do this? I want to try this but I don't know how to accept something into my heart. I need exact instructions because I have the spergs. I won't understand metaphors or humor.
>>29705423
Good, it's the way life was meant to be. The important part is actuallt believing.
>>29706354
You have to actually believe in Him. You can't force yourself too.
When was the first time you smoked weed and how did it feel? I'm going to be smoking for the first time tomorrow and I want to know what to expect.
It all depends on you desu. Usually makes you feel calm and relaxed but can also maybe make you more anxious/paranoid. First time I smoked was 8th grade and I didn't feel until like the third time I did it.
threw up and felt sick, but after a while it gets easier.
First time it didn't do anything because I didn't know how to do it. Second time fucking blew me away. It was legit like taking a psychadelic. It was awesome.
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