Do any of you robots work online?
What do you do? How do you do it?
I don't want to go outside or interact with normies but the govereeeeeement says I am not sick enough for neetbux.
every OP deserves a you
not original
>>29708239
thank you kind stranger ;_;
ravioliorigioli
Been looking at a transcriptionist job today
Doesn't pay much but at least I don't have to talk to anyone
>it's a "loud family of shitheads outside are being loud and annoying just because they're celebrating something" episode
Fucking Italian people, and fucking Irish people.
>it's a "people driving their loud motorcycles and chads and stacies revving their cars late at night" episode
why not go and join them virgin? or are you too fat to walk?
is hirohito a NEET?
He's educated and an entrepreneur. He also has a wife (although this isn't related to neetness).
>>29707065
so the founder of this site is a normie (despite being a cuck) and the new owner is a normie... How does it feel guys.
>>29708453
>so the founder of this site is a normi
he is and will always be marked
>"Your an embarrassment to this family Anon! I wish you were never born!!!"
>>29706875
>I hate you so much, anon! I wish you were never born. you're a friendless loser, and you'll die alone
my sister
>ask your dad if he's proud of you over the phone
>hear his voice waver
>>29706875
the only correct response is "well who the fuck is to blame for that?"
>>29706919
>i pity you so much sister, because you're such a cunt you can't even accept your own blood
>no matter how many cocks you take you'll never fill the void in your soul, you stupid cocksleeve
So I found the cure for cancer. And nope that's not a joke. A) Where do I go to patent my idea? And B) Who do I go to? I wanna say Harvard but the people might try and take credit for my idea. Appreciate the responses hermanos and hermanas, I trust the dark minds at 4Chan more then I do the pussy normies at Yahoo Answers
cancer isn't one thing, it's a bunch of shit that's "whatever keeps cells dividing when they shouldn't"
I highly doubt you found the cure to "everything that can go wrong with a cell"
>>29706824
Several cancer cures have been found. Except every time its found the creators die in "accidents". That plane that went down over Ukraine had one of the people who found a cure on it. The Malaysian airline plane that disappeared also had one.
>>29706824
There are over 200 types of cancer, so no you have not found the 'cancer cure' because no singular one could exist.
It's like saying- "hey I just found the cure for disease".
And if you had found such a cure, you would take it to some kind of cancer research lab.
I hate men. I hate men so much. I wish they would all just fuck off and die.
>>29706822
where did they nice man touch you, muhamedina?
>>29706822
yeah i wish i would do that
>>29706822
I can feel you
I wish I'd be dead every morning
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt4158110/
>Follows a young computer programmer who suffers from social anxiety disorder and forms connections through hacking. He's recruited by a mysterious anarchist, who calls himself Mr. Robot.
ahahahaha fuck
>>29706808
>mysterious anarchist
Doesn't describe the average robot. The average robot is some vague right-wing authoritarian.
>>29706863
i'd argue that point but i'd rather talk about being used for normie meme fuel
>>29706863
I don't think that's what he's getting at.
>black girl wants to fuck me
>am virgin
Should I do it? I don't want to betray my race in these dire times. I kinda want to save my virginity for a nice girl but the black girl has light skin and is probably mixed and is down rn so I'm debating it.
>>29706806
just do it if she's hot. not like you have to have babies with her
>>29706806
HOW DARE YOU DEFILE BLACK WOMEN GO FUCK AN ASIAN OR A YOUR OWN KIND! STAY AWAY FROM BLACK BOT PROPERTY
>>29706806
If she is mixed the kid will be 3/4 white. 3/4 white people look identical to 4/4 whites. This kid is blonde and 3/4 white. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-3669312/He-s-taking-father-Paula-Patton-reveals-son-Julian-following-ex-husband-Robin-Thicke-s-musical-footsteps.html
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=swo51-CG9Ss
How does this make you feel, /r9k/?
I listen to this as I empty my piss bottles down the toilet as I feel like I'm going to get my life together.
>>29706799
>emptying piss bottles to this
Amazing
>>29706799
>Hearts On Fire
literally normie-core right next to Eye Of the Tiger.
Proper Robot choice:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MwPb7g_BlXQ
Chad's secret inspirational mantra:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OJ4IcSL340g
You're welcome.
>>29707082
them delicious 80s synths
>one life
>born Asian male
I'm sick of being so fucking ugly and being bullied for it
You look like you're 12.
Underageb&.
Just open your eyes more and be yourself :)
If that's you I wanna tear your boipucci up
>tfw nothing going on in your life you enjoy besides masturbating, shitposting and eating
>tfw same thing
>pirate music software and start reading history books
hard to explain how much this helped me, but you should try it brobots
>>29706745
>tfw only enjoy eating but can't over do it or I'll become a fat ass
>>29706745
>tfw failed University and now have no clue what do to with life
I applied to community college but I'm on a waiting list for September, so if I don't get in, I don't know I'm gonna do for a year. My parents will kick me out for sure, guess I'll have to wageslave for a while
Should I room up with a black girl?
>be 22
>parents made me get job
>parents making me move out
>can only afford to rent a room or share an apartment
>post Craigslist ad
>black girl responds
>she's a Uni student, "pre med"
>works at a movie theater
She sounds like a normie and will probably...
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sounds good my man, wish you luck dude
>>29706775
This.
Black lawfag rooming with a 72 year old White dude. Don't let race get in the way of an otherwise fine setup.
>>29706741
i would avoid rooming with a woman no matter how low risk she seems. unless you want chads having sex with her and splooging all over every piece of furniture in your house, including the kitchen counter and your bed.
>haha i know you love me anon. get over here and kiss me!
But your lips are dirty! Please clean them first.
>>29706692
Sure thing!You have been muted for 4 seconds, because your comment was not original.
>>29707143
who is this footslut
I got this girls number after I did what you fucking asshole NORMIES SAID.
"Go out and talk to chicks anon", I fucking do and we have a 1 hour long great conversation in Barnes and Noble after I break the ice asking what books she was into in the science section.
Fast forward a week later I realize she isnt really the texting type and above all else the girl is a worker. It takes two to have a conversation and she wasnt putting in effort at all.
Then when I ask to hang out she says this week shes busy with family and work but will try and make...
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Welcome to the dating. Sometimes things go your way. Sometimes they don't.
>>29706661
I saw this post before
fuck off OP
So you didn't have any girls to talk to, and after using that advice you spoke to a girl for an hour, got her number and text her enough to find out you're not compatible
Why is this a bad thing? Fucking hell don't be so beta that you think if you talk to a girl she's a sure thing, just learn from this one and move to the next
Help me robots, I'm starting to hate attractive people
>>29706649
That guy is 6'3" and already has a decent build, he doesn't need to bulk up.
>>29706676
He's just skinny, only unattractive people need to bulk up
>>29706723
Some attractive people actually look better skinny because it fits their aesthetic.