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>6'0"
>110 lbs
>shitty haircut
>t-shirts look like they don't fit but they're the smallest man's shirts there are
>pants size 27x32
>never had a girlfriend
>babyface like reviewbrah
>no-one takes me seriously
>only friend is sister out of sympathy
>mother treats me like a five year old
>expelled from high school when i was a freshman for lolicon
>ostracized for "look at the pedo XD" in my hometown
>tried lifting weights for a month, no gain
>no friends at all
>everyone i meet leaves me in a week
>no facial hair
>giant 2.5 inch long nose
>babyface is due to puffy cheeks and giant eyes
>7.5 inch cock to never use on anyone
Why the fuck am I alive again?
>110 Lbs
>6 feet
Jesus christ op eat something
Also go to /Fit/ and read the sticky.
>>29705391
Takes longer than a month to get gains dude
>>29705472
I did read the sticky.
And I actually eat around 1500 calories a day. I have no idea what my metabolism is doing, I feel like shit all the time so it's obviously not energizing my body or turning into fat.
I might be taller than 6. Maybe 6'2"-ish
New to the board. Ask a normie anything.
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Get out while you still can
There is nothing here you want to expose yourself to, if you do not want to become that yourself
>>29705422
Is it that bad, senpai...?
>>29705481
It doesn't seem bad at first, but the more you browse you slowly intake the opinions and emotions of the people here
>having small bbq
>was just gonna stay in my room but stomach disagrees
>go to get food
>sisters boyfriend says man you look like you just woke up
>say I've been up
>awkwardly fumble my food
>go sit alone and eat
>go to get more food
>tell me grandma we need a bigger table haha
>she says there's a picnic table over there (the food is on a small ass table)
>sisters boyfriend say yeah there's a picnic table right there
why are you faggot normies so fucking annoying REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Your first mistake today was getting out of bed
>>29705459
if only I could control my dreams to not make me feel worse, friendo.
>>29705289
Your family sound like assholes
>life will never be this innocent
What is even the point of living? Were we born just to suffer?
>>29705269
Essentially we were OP. Almost positive this place is hell. Just try for as long as you can
>>29705269
best taste, I wish for you not to die my friend
>>29705269
No purpose. We're just highly localized areas of low entropy slowly increasing.
Who else /genius/ here?
No dummies allowed ITT
>took WISC test
>scored 125 on verbal IQ and 93 on performance IQ
What does this mean? Am I smart or am I stupid?
I don't know the name of the test, but in an official testing with a shrink I scored a 159. It's not that great desu, I feel alienated from most people because they suck at applying logic.
this test is inflated.
Try this one www.freeiqtestonline.com
Robots, I need some good horror anime's.
post creepy grils too
>>29705244
No such thing as a good horror anime.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ghost_Stories_(anime)
this is pretty spooky(^:
red pill me on women.
The more time i've been spending with them, the more I think they're actually a lot more pure and caring than most men.
I think everyone's issue on here comes down to "they won't sleep with me," but besides that what is so "awful" about girls?
>>29705237
They literally destroy civilization.
https://youtu.be/UxpVwBzFAkw
>Inb4 OP doesn't have the attention span to watch whole video
>>29705276
But this video is inherently flawed from the beginning.
All of this stuff assumes we're still ooga booga cavemen clunking women over the head with clubs and dragging them back to caves.
It is le alpha male meme. This kind of stuff is just a mess. Out in the real world things operate very differently.
I guess you can say they don't feel things like empathy what they do show you when their sad or whatever isn't empathy I know guys can be jerks and assholes but women are worse because men can choose to regret their actions but women never will go to the mgtow website sometimes you'll hear stories from men who had a gf or wife and something bad has happened and she will make it her life to destroy him they don't know anything about remorse plus false rape accusations are another reason I pray no man has to go through a thing like this
What's your relationship with your father like?
Non-existent
[original comment]
Ideal. He's alpha as fuck. My mom is a total fuck up though, haven't seen her in years.
>>29705256
>haven't seen her in years
:(
Would you cum on a girl's face?
I have. It's better than cumming inside desu.
>>29705185
I'd always resolved to finish down the throat if I'm not creampie-ing but last time I tried to she started to choke and basically pushed me out so I sprayed into the back of her mouth and throat, and then over her lips, and after a couple seconds I sprayed two little jets over her eyes, while she coughed everything up all over chin.
Does that answer your question?
>>29705185
I have, its nice for varieties sake
QUICK
is there anything wrong with dating an 18 year old girl as a 25 year old guy
shes cute
CUTE
People might think it's creepy but you shouldn't give a fuck about that.
>>29705139
Is she a virgin?
[original comment]
No there isn't. Fucking go for it. It isn't even creepy - if she was like 14 it would be, but not when she's 18.
>fembot
>living with brother
>he has a girl hes into over
>me and her really get along
>talk about make up and other crap
>start getting drunk
>brother is in other room
>we kiss
>first time i kissed a girl in years
>feel like a scumbag
>>29705006
might as well cuck him and post the story here. pls record it too
I don't think your bf mind though, shouldn't make it into a habit unless you're into that.
and a woman ruins a man's life again
what a fucking surprise.
Do you think /r9k/ should have flags?
I don't think so, but I hear many people say they do.
jesus christ no
it'll just become /int/, which is shit
>>29705020
I imagine more of a depressing /pol/
>>29704995
Coloured ip random generated daily ids, like there use to ba every half a year on b
What the fuck is the deal with normies and alcohol?
>Dude I got so drunk last weekend xD
>OMG I was so hammered at that party lol!
It's all they ever talk about, even at work. Why do think I want to hear how much of a fool they can make of themselves?
I agree
that's why I get fucked up on ecstasy
Bro lighten up or kys
>>29704989
>Bro lighten up
Cancerous normie detected. Fuck off
Probably gonna lose my virginity to the girl I love tomorrow! Any advice?
>>29704936
leave this place and dont come back for both our sakes.
>>29704936
take her ass virginity too
>>29705138
Pretty much. OP, I am proud of you. May you have a happy life.
Are roll threads allowed on /r9k/?
>roll thread
>wheelchair girl
Underrated post, op.
>>29704867
rolling for wheels
>>29704867
Rolling for 8
Ruck the fobot
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