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Just a little something I wrote:
If you had one opportunity
To change everything that you ever did
In that one moment
Would you do it
Or just let it slip
My brains dead weight
Im tryin to get my head straight
I keep takin the bait
Dont know fiction from reality
And thinkin I should drop myself off a balcony
Im beginning to hate
The rising tax rate
I cant keep up with my money
Im broke as fuck and I know it
I cant even shop at the mall
Food is a luxary for me
And I cant even afford to sleep
I got no skills ya see
I hate being broke
And I wont die a NEET
God help me please
Should go with a beat.
Same desu cant pay my bills ;-;
so you combined two shitty Eminem songs, changed the lyrics to match this "sad life" you probably don't even have, then posted it on /r9k/ for no reason.
i don't even care if i'm taking b8. kys
>What's wrong human boi? Sad yo liddle human dick can't satisfy yo bitch like my BRK does?
that dog looks ill
Go back to the forests savage wolf.
I am posting this post because this post is original
sort thyself
I'm pepe, always have been, at least on the inside.
>>29703116
I was a wojak when I got here, but r9k made me a pepe
>>29703116
the pic could be improved with a spurdo and a gondola
>>29703294
they're too happy to post here. they live in /pol/and
For how long have you been suffering of suicidal thoughts, and why haven't you killed yourself yet? Do you even have a plan or definite method you'll be using?
>>29703098
>For how long have you been suffering of suicidal thoughts
3+ years
>and why haven't you killed yourself yet?
Because that would hurt people I care about and leaves a mess for some other unfortunate guy to clean up.
Also, I'm a coward.
I'd prefer to never have existed in the first place. (Is the last sentence correct? English is not my native language)
>Do you even have a plan or definite method you'll be using?
I'd travel back in time and cock block my dad.
about 19 years to varying degree. my cats kept me here. last one died couple of months ago. been writing letters and figuring out methods since. was planning on hypothermia, recently figured out I cant stand cold anymore. guess the noose is a mediocre plan b.
only the three of us? fuck you guys are all shitty liars.
How do you get comfy /r9k/?
>>29703088
i usually wrap a pair of huge negro tits around my neck
warm but sweaty, smells like a mix of salt, cheap perfume and chicken grease
>>29703088
After finishing a highly drunken fap sessions to traps, mostly well ONLY Kimber James, I play wow and eat cheetos
>>29703088
I play TF2 with no lights on in my room at 03:00 while listening to Doja by Mike G.
> tfw when looking to interact with humans and feel something again
> tfw thread gets deleted
What did I did wrong?
I guess I deserve it...
so where you from?
>>29703076
fucking typical tranny not happy with one thread dedicated to them and their tiny dick so they have to keep spamming with it
seriously fuck off you cancerous faggot
post skype this time so you can break my heart by telling me how many orbiters and other online bfs you have
I bet none of us ever did anything this bad.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rHRdLnsnWV0
But what is the most embarrassing High School story you have?
>>29703010
is this your high school movie project?
>>29703010
i got nothing OP but i dont wanna leave you here alone so heres a bump :D
>>29703010
I was on a computer and bored out of my mind in 11th grade Study Hall so I went on Encyclopedia Dramatica. Kid asked me what the fuck I waszwasz doing since I was on a school article and shots was there.
Posting this as a reminder for you to brush and floss your rotting NEET teeth.
All those tendies will ruin them without good hygiene.
last time i went to the dentist she thanked me for having such good teeth. feelsdopeman
i brush after ever meal and mouthwash twice a day but i never floss
>>29702992
Never
Last brushed like 15 days ago
Do women know how frustrating it is that they're so fucking gorgeous?
Do they know that men basically worship them?
Or do they just think men are "attracted" to them, in the weak way that they are attracted to men?
you mean, do they know that lonely robots are obsessed with them?
Speak for yourself you pathetic bitch.
Not all women are gorgeous. I gues this is just more proof that robots don't consider women who are lower than a 8/10 as human.
fapping techniques?
as i've gathered alot of you robots are avid masturbators and I was curious, do you have any techniques in particular that really get you going?
>>29702978
I wrap my left hand around my medium sized penis and move the hand up and down in quick motions.
>>29702978
I take one of pic related, wrap it around the base of my penis (not too tight but not too loose) and wait. Soon my penis will be a thick, rock solid, veiny sausage. Don't worry, it won't cause any issues, I've done it multiple times before.
You could also wrap it around your balls which feels quite nice, especially if you fondle them during masterbation.
>>29702978
>mon visage when I've been coating my weiner in skin creams and oils and using saran wrap to stroke because my calloused hands are doing too much damage to my skin down there
I'm pretty sure it feels even better than any fleshlight out there
>tfw no savannah brown gf
contemplating about learning feminist theory to get one for myself
does anyone know this feel
>>29702929
dont be fooled by her exterior OP, shes a reptilian
>>29702929
>feminist theory
You lost me there, suicide is that way----->
>>29702929
Actually not a terrible idea if you're just looking to charm college chicks sometimes. This and astrology are both dumb things they really like for the most part.
> trans uncle jack found the pee pee centrifuge
>reddit thinks these kinds of threads are funny
>>29702946
>dad dad look i mentioned reddit i sure got him XDppp
kill urself
>>29702928
>mom found the emergency tendies
ask a ex christian anything!
why did you fall for the atheist meme?
how's lucifer's lash feel, ya fucking retard?
>>29702896
When did you stopped being a christian? Why did you stopped believing? Do you currently believe in something else or are you an atheist/agnostic?
bad news for eggy :(
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k7yy2cp08S0
>>29702830
So someone keeps flagging and reporting him? r9k never change
>>29702830
Egg deserves a bump desu
>>29703105
Add him on snapchat: thenewformula
>that sense of dread when you realize you're feeling good for a change
>>29702824
>when you know that it is just going to go downhill after those fleeting moments of bliss
I just want to get off this wild ride
Also abstract feels thread.
>>29702824
>I try to ignore that feeling then out of nowhere feel depressed and wish it would end... again.
