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ITT: pics that make u sad
>>29703782
so fucking sad
:,,,,,,,,(
LALALAND
>>29703782
i pressed F to pay respects
>ORA ORA ANON. YOU REALLY THINK YOU CAN BEAT ME?
>>29703760
>Tfw you'd probably beat me up
>>29703802
And that's how the world should be
Yare Yare Daze~
>>29704020
Not if I power up!!!
have fun working tomorrow, wagies
>>29703677
do your research b4 posting pls.
I will, all the qts at work will be begging for my attention :^)
It's July 4th you shut in
Feminist goal!!!
If you call female robots fembots
you should call men malebots otherwise it's problematic and triggering. Why only men got to be robots?
because otherwise it's not equal. We all should be robots that is divided into fembots and malebots.
>>29703650
The bait is strong in this one
Fuck you
>>29703650
Because fembot is prejudice plus power, duh.
>>29703650
"fembots" call themselves "fembots" just like femanons call themselves femanons.
They are the shitlords gendering anything on an anonymous image board. they should go back to being anons or show their tits or get the fuck out.
>tfw only attracted to teenage girls
I agree, Yui is very cute
>tfw only attracted to woman over 40
An attraction to teenage girls is natural as they should begin "breeding" shortly after puberty.
Marrying a women close in age and post-18 yo is really only something that has occured within the last 60-70 years.
You should still feel an attraction to adult women as well though.
>get tinder
>get a match
>think about how it will all go wrong
>block match
>delete account
>uninstall app
d-did i do good guys?
>even having the confidence to have a tinder profile
fuck off normie
>>29703534
>tfw normie now
do i have to leave?
>mfw made tinder account
>mfw start getting matches
>mfw don't talk to any one of them because i am a massive pussy
>24 years old >make only $18/h Who else /poor failure/ here?
It's painfull
>work part time for 15 an hour
>no expenses
:)
Better than my $0 a year senpai
Fuck I need to get my life together
>>29703495
You are not a slave
The fuck is this shit? Someone explain this to me what's going on.
>>29703464
think hes trying to run form the hospital OP
The nurse doesn't seem to concerned, and he's got no feet or hands. Everyone seems to be acting normal to this. This picture just irritates me for some reason.
>>29703464
The nurse not giving a damn is more weird to me.
>one shot at life
>baldlet
How to cope?
Put a fucking wig on it you ass hole!
My dick is just a glans. It has no fucking shaft! I will have to fuck my future wife with a strapon.
Put on a fucking wig and love lifeach!
Get some perspective!
>>29703406
Not really bald but.
I've always had this diffusing balding shit since I was 15 (now 20), it has never get worse, and the hairline doesn't recede nor the crown evolved into a bald spot, but still, it's shit.
It's probably not noticeable under low light sources, but with strong ones you can see the scalp in some parts of my head, depending on how I brush my hair, I could never pull something like OP's.
>>29704464
*Diffuse thinning shit
Seriously, fuck you Chad
>schools annual talent show coming up
>been preparing since December
>I play piano, this will be the biggest performance i will have ever take place in
>decide to play song from oneitis's fav band
> learn the super advanced version, it's the hardest song I know how to play
>perfect it in time for talent show
>preformance day, que nervousness
>I'm second to last, the other preformances were dance groups and shit teir pop song covers
>get on stage, walk out confident, hiding the extreme nervousness
>sit on the bench and begin to play, crowd goes silent.
>hear random cheers from audience as they start to recognize the song
>feel good, play confidently and ace the preformance.
>crowd cheers, feel like a rock star
>walk off feeling the happiest I've ever felt.
>watch next preformance
>it's the local Chad, holding a disani water bottle
> he walks up to a table, throws the bottle up in the air and it lands right side up
>crowd goes wild
>he got first place, oh well at least they liked my preformance and cheered
>next day I ask oneitis if she liked my preformance
>her: "you preformed? Lol I didn't even see, what did you do, were you one of the dancers?"
>me: "no I was the one who played lovesong by the cure"
>her: "oh....I must have been on my phone, did you see Chad flip that water bottle tho?"
Seriously fuck you Chad
>>29703362
Fucking Chad he's literally living life on easy mode
Fuck that bitch. This bottle flipping shit is becoming a meme and it's pretty sad to see the kind of cultural circlejerks people cling to.
>>29703362
How is bottle flipping even a talent anyways
>Who /parttimelonewolf/ here?
>tfw have plenty of friends, but often choose to do things solo
so you're a normalfag then
wow so good
fuck outta here
>>29703358
Thisis not me. I'm a full-time lone wolf.
>>29703452
>normie
God no, I am not a robot or normie. I am a being with completely free will
>tfw no QT3.14 Mewnian princess gf
This is reddit, this is memes...
>>29703333
That's four threes in a row
Four
>no bitchy rich gf.
Whatcha cookin /r9k/? I'm making some tasty ribs tonight.
warming up a frozen pizza, they are suprisingly low calories.
>>29703348
Nice, I had that last night. Simple and good tasting.
>>29703316
Literally cooking a pizza now. Get dough yourself, make some marinara sauce, add fresh cut up tomatoes, get some mozzarella (I usually like using fresh mozzarella , but usually regular for this).
Pre-heat oven hot
Flatten dough very thin
Cook dough a little bit
take dough out and add layer of pizza sauce
Add salt ,pepper, garlic powder, and basil
add a ton of spinach. Like literally a ton of spinach because that shit shrinks
Add mozzarella untop, moderately
spritz some virgin olive oil untop
cook until it's ready
Making your own pizza is delicious , and healthy af.
What do I do to stop the cravings?
Also, general drug thread. Just to make me feel better.
I decided to go on a month break from drinking and smoking weed because I realized I fucking hate being sober, and I didn't want to continue down a degenerate's path.
I took adderall the past few days and that made me feel fucking great. But now that I'm out, I'm just pissed off and tired.
Can I even do anything, or am I just gonna have to suffer for a month?
>>29703312
I find if you start trying to wean down your tolerance you make it easier to fuck yourself up, and then you burn out like you used to and think "wow how did I do this everyday". It's awful for about 2 weeks.
>>29703312
Terrible idea, Adderall is addictive so I don't know why you add that to the mix. So now your dopamine production is blunted and you will be craving weed now. Okay buddy, I can't help you sorry. You're not going to suffer a month because you make bad decisions.
>>29703312
Might sound weird but building up my weed tolerance to the point where I wasn't getting high is what helps me quit and back off for awhile.
Wow, really makes you think, doesn't it, robots?
>>29703178
She is obviously missing the point but trying to be clever.
Doesn't this give us more reason for us to wish it will end?
haha fuck you bitch I survived leukemia
