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I'm gonna be famous bros. Tomorrow, I'm going to start my uninterrupted count to 2,000,000. I'm gonna be in the Guinness Book of World Records.
>>29707962
but why.faggot
>uninterrupted
Does sleeping and eating not count?
How will you ensure you can even speak after weeks of talking 24/?
literally a wasted life
who /snitch/ here?
>nice Sunday evening tonight
>pick up the newspaper outside
>headline: POLICE DEPARTMENT STRAPPED FOR CASH
>windows open allowing the cool air in
>playing ESO, and getting comfy
>when all of a sudden.........
POP! BANG!!!
>WTF? I look out my window, and normie neighbors with 16 year old girls from accross the street are outside shooting off very illegal fireworks and drinking beer
>I give them a few minutes but the stupid fireworks are not stopping
>call up my local police department and inform them of the current situation
>"we'll send a unit out right away"
>fireworks getting louder
>police show up and looked like they wrote them citations
>no more fireworks and peace and quiet has returned
It feels like I helped out my community today
>>29707948
mighty fine work there anon
>>29707948
Fuck you asshole
It is fuckheads like you that ruin fun for everyone
Go back to your basement and die
>>29708032
hello there chad brostein
If you were younger than 18 and were already a friendless, girlfriendless, robot shut-in that has extreme depression and hates roasties/chads, and you saw your life heading into becoming a full NEET that lives in your parents basement, what would you do?
What I should have done:
>stayed in college
>reminded myself how stupid the general population is whenever I put myself down
>stop spending so much time on the computer
>read informative books
What I actually did
>dropped out of college
>started using drugs
>spending all my time alone on the computer
>>29708017
Ahhhh fuck me. I want to do what you actually did. It sounds so cozy. God, the whole fucking normie, get college degree, get job, marry worn out stacy with 2 kids, spend days alone because stay divorced you doesn't sound fucking nice to me.
Anon, can I ask for some help? Lets hypothetically assume I am actually the description in the OP. wat do
I want to just play computer games and watch anime in my life, then kill myself when it gets 2bad2handle. Is that not good? Should I become a wagecuck that sucks off the liberal college cock for 6 years then come out with a boring job? Is it worth it?
>>29708178
>I want to just play computer games and watch anime in my life, then kill myself when it gets 2bad2handle. Is that not good?
Why? After a while you stop enjoying video games, anime and other things. You also have to work shitty jobs which you dread going to. It's not fun. Put up with going to college. Take it seriously and learn how to manage your time. You don't want to be in my position.
I say this as someone who used to think all I needed out of life was a place to call home, and internet connection and ~$30k a year. Now that I actually have all that I'm miserable and wish I took things more seriously back when I still had the opportunity to stay in college.
>Should I become a wagecuck
I'm a wagecuck. You will need to get a job eventually, or just go homeless. It's easier to deal with college than it is to go between shitty jobs, trust me.
If you keep putting yourself down just go look at reddit, tumblr or youtube comments. By being on 4chan you're likely smarter than the average normie, you just have to keep reminding yourself you're capable.
Looking to practice my xray skills, Give me shit you want x-rayed
oreghan
>>29708173
Good job, Got me
Literally any picture of crispy
Why don't more black anons just move to Japan to find a traditional, submissive, qt3.14 Japanese waifu? They will treat you much better than nasty western women would.
who would have known, even asian women are getting BLACKED.
>>29707911
That's the dream, also Blasians will be the future master race
>>29707911
Because Japanese people treat black people the way we would treat an orc. They're a novelty, something to take a picture with, show to your friends, and say "look, I met one in real life!". You're not taken seriously as a romantic option unless you're rich. My cousin had horrible luck picking up Japanese girls until he went out with some of his teammates and they figured out he was a pro baseball player.
I'm depressed beyond belief and over the last few years it's juat gotten worse. It seems like suicide is the best option. I had a failed attempt a decade ago, but how should I go about it? Anyone in 916 feel the same? Wanna plan something?
No you must live because the fortunes of my life directly correlate with yours
>>29708335
I have no choice but to live unless actions are taken to stop this life.
>>29707878
i feel the same. sorry OP. lots of regrets?
Post relatable depressing songs that help you feel like you aren't alone in your suffering. These usually help me with the bad feels.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cjPyvoLXPs4
>>29707868
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=od4pgqWdiCA
>Question: did you ever hurt yourself to make somebody sorry? How often do you pretend to be sick? You ever wanted something very much but never told anybody about it?
right in the feels man
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=J8fVseBCxRc
My goto depressive album
>tfw no gf
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ucObC1yUk2o
hii! :3c
is she corn fed
>>29707864
hello OP, how do you do?
>>29707908
fucc m
![[Coalgirls]_Magical_Girl_Madoka_Magica_the_Movie_I_-_Beginnings_(1920x1080_Blu-ray_FLAC)_[DD94AE99].mkv_snapshot_01.22.54_[2016.04.25_19.49.44].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/VHHnhWu.jpg "[Coalgirls] Magical Girl Madoka Magica the Movie I - Beginnings (1920x1080 Blu-ray FLAC) [DD94AE99].mkv snapshot 01.22.54 [2016.04.25 19.49.44]")
any christmas cakes here?
Uhh... yeh here one
I'll be a Christmas cake in a few months. I feel like a 16 year old inside a woman's body.
>>29707927
Do people make fun of you? Is it just like one of my animes?
Women are really just cocksleeves.
>>29707811
found the full video http://sexix.net/video25189-teenslikeitbig-ariana-marie-i-think-we-should-bang-other-people-part-one-hd-1080p/
>>29707811
At what age do women become cocksleeves?
>>29708100
14 on average desu
>Anon come and get dinner I'm making a nice hot soup for you
PSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHTTTTT
>There you go, eat up, should be enough there for lunch AND dinner tomorrow too!
>>29707803
that's not soup
>>29707803
god roasties are fucking disgusting. post good looking cocks.
>>29708187
>post good looking cocks
pls don't
>think your social anxiety is getting better
>have another panic attack in situation
>realize it hasn't gotten better at all you've just gotten better at avoiding things that make you anxious
>not going on benzos
>>29707832
How do I scam a psychiatrist into giving me benzos
>>29707832
is it really worth it though? becoming a drug addict so you don't have anxiety. seems like a slippery slope
but I have tried Xanax once and it was fucking incredible
I'm going to Army basic training in 1 month. We get our cell phones on Sundays if we earn it. What's a wallpaper and lock screen that won't get me blanket partied? I'm using this
Just use the default one and nobody can judge you.
Totally ponies, dude.
Nature pictures?
Just a friendly Reminder:
You are alone in this world.
jesus christ japanese salarymen are sad. to imagine the drudgery of their day to day lives puts my own wagecuck life in perspective.
>>29707707
no I'm not, you are also here with me
>>29707707
I have you guys.
Is it gay that almost all my sexual experiences have involved my boipussy being pounded by a tranny?
>>29707544
>getting fucked by the tranny
That's not how it works you idiot. Why do you think they decided to become women in the first place? They're all hella submissive and want to get fucked, not to fuck others.
>>29707544
That's such a lazy photoshopped dick onto an actual girl
>>29707590
Not OP, but I like the idea of a woman fucking me. Although a tranny isn't a woman, it looks like a female and has a dick so it's good for me.
