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One reason I'm a fucking loser is because I don't know anything about sports. How do I get into Handegg and Hockey? I've looked at the sports and those are the 2 that interest me. Maybe Basketball too. What is the first step to learning about the sports? Should I just memorize the rules of the game?
>>29711325
>Should I just memorize the rules of the game?
Yes. Then memorize rosters. Watch old games and watch current games. This is what I do to socialize with normies for small talk at work to get them to leave me alone.
Guys that are really into sports are even bigger losers. They use sports to escape their shitty reality. To me there is no difference between a video game/anime nerd and a "sports guy" that never played anything past high school. You're both using escapism to ignore your shitty life.
>>29711381
obviously that's true. guy who sits around looking at other people play a game is a fucking nerd. That's objectively true, but society doesn't see it that way. Let's face it, all men have that autistic numbers-based drive to obsess over a gay hobby and learn all the statistics about it and shit. Normalfags have it too, they just had to find a socially acceptable way to express it
I LITERALLY CANNOT STOP THINKING ABOUT SEX NO MATTER HOW MUCH I MASTURBATE
HOW DO I TRICK A GIRL INTO HAVING SEX WITH ME??
I look like a beta and have really low self confidence. Please give me tips and advice on how to get a girl to have sex with me.
>>29711316
theres no trick
just be yourself
>>29711316
That .gif always makes me kek.
>>29711316
It helps to stop being a teenager.
Anyone tried modafinil as a study aid? I want the concentration and memory boost of adderall without the negative health effects and feeling like I'm on meth. Is this what it does? That's what a lot of reviews say, but then a lot of other people say that it just makes them feel awake and nothing else.
The fuck do I even get that shit? Does my doc have to prescribe it?
>>29711311
>>29711334
You can buy Adrafinil online easier and more cheaply.
Adrafinil is a prodrug of Modafinil. That means that when your body metabolizes it, it turns into modafinil.
People say Modafinil is better but according to the chemistry it should feel the same.
Only problem is Adrafinil is harder on your liver, so don't abuse it.
>>29711360
Yeah, I would not touch Adrafinil if I were you. It's really bad for your liver. Just get Modafinil. A doc will prescribe it if you say that you have shift work sleep disorder, which is very easy to fake. You won't need to see a psychiatrist. Any old GP can give it...
But what about the effects? Can someone elaborate?
What ever happened to crippling depression general?
I seriously hope JW is alive
Pic unrelated
Why would you want to fester and celebrate your """"""depression""""""?
Who here /anhedonic/ ?
>>29711534
Yep. It's all the worse because maybe once a year for a week or two, it'll come back, and there'll be something that grabs my interest and that I do enjoy again. So I know it's still possible to find pleasure in things. But then it quickly recedes again and life goes back to being a pointless, unsatisfying chore.
>>29711398
why do they have support groups? people want a place to talk about shit like this with people that can sympathize. Instead of bee-urself normies that have no comprehension of how anyone could be anything but happy and enthusiastic about life.
is it really true that most guys have fucking 4-5 inch dicks??!
or is it just a lie to make people with small dicks feel better...?
the average all over the internet ranges from 5-6 inches
Country averages for penis size are literally a Google search away.
>Average is more like 5-6"
Nah real average is closer to 7".
They just say its that small to make people with tiny benis to feel better and not commit suicide.
That girl you always liked growing up but never asked out is now letting some guy put his dick down her throat as she awaits to swallow his cum
.........You're a virgin.
I never liked a girl growing up, jokes on you.
>>29711255
No the girl I always liked that was nice to me in school is now divorced and popped up on a dating site. Next year is our 10 year high school reunion. Maybe I have a chance now that I am /fit/ and own a house.
>>29711255
feels bretty bad :D
The point of life is to be the people we thought we could be as children
I never thought about the person I was or could be. I just said 'paleontologist, fbi agent, genetic engineer' etc as a means of projecting a character. underneath there is nothing and no capacity for anything. there are no people, there are no differentials creating 'children' there are no thoughts or thoughts that could be.
Many of us have forgotten who we wanted to become.
Others have denied it.
Others sacrifices it.
Others gave up on it
>>29711286
Trying Too Hard: The Post
>mfw that isn't original
What would you say is a thing that all if not most of the board would agree is great or at least good?
>>29711187
Sleeping?
Coffee?
Cock?
>>29711206
Tendies, vidya, and homoerotic sonic fanfiction.
cute birds
>Anon, I'm pregnant with your child! And before you ask, I have a condition were babies become blacker than both their parents. It's hereditary, I swear!
Time to grab the coat hanger
>>29711180
Good thing we live in Missouri where DNA tests are mandatory before the father can be on the birth certificate!
>>29711180
jokes on you, I can control my natural urges. Would never waste my time wither her
>tfw the only friends I've had in my life were extremely toxic
>tfw you are that toxic person
It was a hard feel to deal with
>tfw I've never had any friends
>>29711186
I know the feelio
>tfw alone during 4th of july again
why god
>>29711122
Hey, maybe it's worse.
Maybe you are emotionally abused.
Fireworks are scary.
going to the hollywood bowl with family
feels good
not really
i hate my family
I'm working a double shift tomorrow.
My managers constantly talk about how much they appreciate me because I suck their dicks.
I can't quit. I want to but it'll break their hearts it's a little mom and pop store.
It's not like I have anyone to share fireworks with anyways.
Women have finally destroyed me. How do I become the arrogant asshole they want me to be? Being a decent person clearly makes their vaginas dryer than a desert. Things I am starting to do to become an asshole.
>Stopped working at homeless shelter.
>Stopped doing favors for women.
>Let doors slam on women now.
>Completely ignore them when they try to speak to me.
>No longer willing to listen to their bullshit and have already told 3 women to shut the fuck up to their face.
>Go out of my way to cut off women in traffic.
>Glare at them if they keep harassing me.
>No longer greet female coworkers.
>Stopped donating blood plasma.
>Stopped smiling.
>Stopped helping people in anyway.
>Stopped taking the blame and apologizing to people for wrongs I commit.
>Call out women for being whores.
>Give insults to women who are looking for sympathy or compliments.
What else can I do to become a bigger asshole? This is clearly what they want from me so I am more than happy to oblige.
Been keeping this up for a week but I need more ways to be an asshole. Honestly it feels good to become someone the exact opposite of who I was.
you don't have to anything
you just have to be honest with them
>>29711116
>spending around $1500 to look like a turbo autismo
>>29711146
Good idea! I am going to stop being honest and blatantly lie to their face. Thanks femanon.
>tfw no mata straining, pelikula watching, diyaryo reading, kawal honoring, tubig drinking, salamin shattering, eleksyon voting, kape brewing, mukha cleaning, daliri fracturing, kuko biting, isda skinning, tsinelas snapping, lamesa wiping, sapatos breaking, kotse fixing, itlog cracking, ilong blowing, ube chopping, puso racing, damit wearing, kumot weaving, puwit slapping, paa rubbing, buhok combing, ulo scratching, simbahan attending, parol hanging, kamay washing, tuko calling, jeepney driving, kanin picking, manok chasing, tinikling dancing, tiyanak finding, aswang hunting, kabayo riding, carabao herding, baboy wrestling, duwende stomping, lechon roasting, lumpia cooking, pancit making, sinigang eating, forest loving, /r9k/ posting, qtp2t filipina gf
>>29711075
yeah that's pretty specific, i can see why you don't have that
Why does everyone always post this fat ugly chink
Is it the same guy making this thread every week?
>>29711158
it's an r9k meme now
i think you have to add an adjective every time you repost it
it's like a copypasta that is interactive
Will 75mg hydrocodone and alcohol kill me? Or should I not bother risking the liver damage?
>>29711065
it depends on your tolerance but most likely no
>>29711065
everyone knows that pills are the worst way to an hero and jumping or a gun is best
just take like 20mg and a little bit of alcohol and have a good time.
>>29711065
They will if you're simultaneously falling off a building.
I even dream of 4chan now...this is really the end.
>>29711044
It is my friend, it is.
I often dream about browsing this site aswell. It's been so long since I've had an actual conversation with someone
>>29711044
I don't think I've ever dreamed about going on 4chan, or using the internet at all for that matter, even though I'm on here most of the day and have been for years. I almost always dream about exploring cool areas.
>>29711044
Literally my life now a days. I think when you start spending all your time on R9K is it.
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