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Hello roachies, how are you tonight?
Doing a bit of night riding.
>driving is nothing more than a game to me
>spend months at a time strategically learning drift mechanics and playing eurobeat games
>get bored of cars after a while and move on to bikes but that's okay because there's literally billions of you little crotch rockets to leave in the dust
>some cars actually believe i care about them but the truth is i only use them to street race and acquire fat stacks of cash
>>29712618
sounds fun, be careful for intoxicated roaches on the road.
wouldn't you like to know?
I'm not going to say, you don't control me.
I'm tired of being a NEET.
I apply to so many places, and it is not as though I apply for positions outside of my league - I only apply to those positions whose requirements I meet. I have my college degree, some work experience/internships, but what more do they want?
I hate being a NEET because I want to move out of my parents so that I no longer have to put up with them. Plus, who would want to be involved - romantically or platonically - with a money-less loser with no job?
let me guess you've been "NEET" for about 2 weeks now?
You'll break free anon, the neet ride doesn't last forever no matter how bad anyone here wants it to.
>>29712437
>I apply to so many places
You're not NEET.
>tfw you stink like a dead otter no matter how much you wash yourself
I don't even sweat that much, wtf is wrong with me.
Well, where is the smell coming from?
There's probably something wrong with you
Yer just a stinker. Nothing can change it, just live your life and be proud.
>>29712394
I quite enjoy the manly stench of my pits.
It's like my own Hugo BO ss.
I don't think it's detectable at range but I could be incorrect. Oh well.
In the last Thread, we decided that Emerald Dream (RPPVP) would be a good Realm for Robots to meetup in, now we just need more than two fucking people who want to play. So if you'd be willing to play World of Warcraft with Robots, post in this Thread.
>>29712355
>tfw no elf bimbo gf
>>29712355
There's no point in resubbing until Legion comes out and I'm sure other people feel the same since most will just quit after their month runs up because that will be all of the content, just wait until then
Emerald dream private server? Or retail realm?
I'd be so down for private server adventures with you guys but I'm not paying
>People think going trans will solve their problems
Every other week someone i've seen here or I know is set on becoming trans thinking it will help. Why is society turning us all into mutated monsters? We're doomed.
>>29712264
It's just the way we were brn.
Id rather be edad than nota be a woman
>People think going trans will solve their problems
lol trans folk get treated like shit
>>29712264
some people do believe that, stupidly
it may, but only if you pass, probably
being perceived as a woman or looking convincingly like one would do wonders to get you preferential treatment in many different ways
things normies think/say thread
>I haven't been out in the last 5 days maybe I'm lonely or depressed? :(
>>29712218
>Oh my god I haven't had sex in TWO WEEKS!
I actually heard women say that in college.
>I have anxiety
>I have massive mood swings
>I have OCD
Never met a self-diagnosing idiot who wasn't a normie.
>>29712218
>>29712451
the sheer fact that scumbag self-diagnosers exist makes me question whether i should see a doctor for things that i probably should.
don't wanna look like one of them, right?
being sentient feels so fucking weird i can't take it much longer
i'd take the most crushing and claustrated depression over this realization that i am human and i am living and capable of perceiving thoughts
this fucking sucks i don't know what to do
>>29712207
>>29712330
post your skype now
i have to bump this thread from fucking phone because im desperate and don't know what to do
my body feels like it's going to shut down this is so uncomfortable what the fuck
My dog has passed away but Everytime I visit my parents, I faintly hear my dog barking in a distance
its your neighbors dog
woah dude there's a dog in my room it might be yours
>>29712185
The rake got him.
I want to feel like I feel when I sleep
I want to cry, instead I'm fine
I want to die, while looking into her eyes
I want to feel her warmth take away my cold
>>29712173
ok then Shakespeare
>>29712213
kekoh god I hurt so much please don't be ironic or /devilish/
fuck 10 succubi in a week, OP
>Came in America
>Still don't know what to do here
Can someone tell how can I entertain myself in this country?
>>29712151
go shoot up a cinema
>>29712151
>>Came in America
Wtf? It's not one of our safe days, PULL OUT
>>29712161
this, or get shot is the favorite burger hobby
Cya later fags
>>29712127
Goodbye, anon.Why are you killing yourself?
>>29712127
Anything we can say anon? Because I've been thinking of doing the same thing. But I couldn't have my parents distraught. I think it would be easier if I'd never existed.
>~look at me lolol XD~
*appears from the shadows*
Well it looks like we meet again
*unsheaths katana*
Nothing personal... Kid
>>29712071
KISAMA
ARE YOU AVIAN OR MAMMAL?
>>29712071
*kills everyone*
STOP FEEDING
THESE SHITTY FUCKING THREADS
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>29712084
Neither
Origami
Why do women love the BBC and always cheat on white guys to get it?
>>29712058
He is getting cucked by her
>>29712058
>>29712058
She means the guy she is sleeping with isn't her bf. Even thought he is beta, he only used her,
>robots can't detect a joke
Gee maybe this is why you disgusting racist scumbags are all alone
>showing a qt how to do something bc she asked me to help her and i'm submissive af
>hold a paper up, hand is literally shaking so bad that the paper is hard to read.
>rest my hand on the table and hope she didn't notice
>give up, and tell her to google it, and just walk off awkwardly
my hands are shaking a little right now, too
i hate myself
>>29712008
c-cute
I want to hug you and to tell you that you're alright as you are
>>29712031
leave r9k forever please
>>29712008
I've been trying to get gud at guitars n shit and I play great practising. But if I open mic on teamspeak and try play the riff from Painkiller with harmonics thrown in I get shakey.
Performance anxiety is real.
Qt girl noticed I'm having a hard time, and can get e job as a server at some restaurant//go for it, or find something else?
>>29711984
Can you handle taking orders and not fucking them up? Can you handle the fact that zero percent of niggers and jews will tip?
>>29711984
Go for it. If you don't like it, then just quit.
Do it, take the chance to know her. Don't fuck this up B
