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>had sex
>had a girlfriend
>still unatisfied
what do i do now? off myself?
I guess man
Can you kill me too tho
kill yourself m8 you don't belong here
what does sex feel like :(bloxblox
I'm destined to be lonely. I've always told myself if I ended up gf'less at the end of college (I had one for a while, and the ending of that was the worst I've hurt my whole life), I'd commission into the military. I'm graduating in December.
Convince me not to commission as an officer.
>tfw want to be an operator and terminate people for the state
>>29709979
What country do you live in familio?
>>29709995
Dis niqqa
>>29709995
The only one that matters. America.
>Reach state of comfy
>suddenly here "BOOM! BOOM! BOOM!"
>fall out of chair
>grab gun
>look outside and see that normies are setting off fireworks
>call police to report a disturbance in the peace
>they tell me to "lighten up" and that they aren't going to do anything since it's a holiday
FUCK THIS GAY EARTH
Commence the beta uprising.
Yeah, but they can still find a way to beat, torture, and imprison you for a piece of shitty paper with some feel-good juice on it!
The game is rigged, man. You can't win.
FUCKING NORMIES ALWAYS DISTURBING LITTLE NEET PEACE FUCK THEM REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Daddy, why are you drunk again? And why do you always say so many mean things about black people when you drink?
There are no "black people" in this world honey. Just fucking niggers.
>>29709800
That's weird, everyone says they enjoy me more when I drink.
why do you ask so many questions? FUCK I WORK ALL DAY AND I JUST WANT TO RELAX WITH 24 BEERS
*mumbles bitch*
*sips beer*this hit too close to home
Wew lads. A girl on tinder just asked me if i wanted some "netflix and pizza".
Y'all should get this app I'm literally autistic and I have 3 dates lined up this week since I started using it :)
You have no bragging rights until the dates go sucessfull
>>29709826
this bitch is clingy as hell dude
she sent me like 10 messages in 2 minutes i think i'm pretty much in
i'm using my real pic too
will i get murdered? she's qt though.
the other one is an easy fat one to get the monkey off my back and the third one is a girl i actually might want to date. all 3 messaged me first. i've only had this shit less than a week and i'm seeing results.
>>29710028
Post pic of the girl then.
Who /mischief/ heya?
>Choose a random thread
>Find a long post
>Reply: 'Just fuck off faggot'
>Close thread
>>29709693
why do this, i have contemplated suicide everytime i write a long post and someone says this to me..
take care of your Robros.
>>29709882
Just fuck off faggot
> See thread about different mummy's price for tendies
> See anons average about 10-15 gbp
> Say mine cost 3
> REEEEEEEEE.mp3
> Leave thread
>july 3rd
>still no steam weeb friend
>>29709691
>july 4th
still no steam friends at all
why must I suffer?
You don't even want Steam weeb friends you just want to attract Cebruz's shitposting.
You've made these threads for several months now, if you haven't made a single friend that matches those criteria you never wanted one.
Fug off.
>>29709919
>you just want to attract Cebruz's shitposting.
Far from it actually. It's not my fault he shows up in every thread and ruins them. These threads would actually be helpful and friendly if he never stepped inside like. Like last summer when he would rarely show up.
WHY ARE THERE FIREWORKS GOING OFF
THEY STARTED AT 9PM AND STILL WON'T STOP
WHAT THE FUCK, JULY 4TH IS TOMORROW NOT DAY
RRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
my roommate's doggo is scared cuz of the noise
what do I do?
>>29709666
I'm not fond of neighborhood fireworks, they are usually just loud and visually lackluster
But high-end fireworks, especially when set off near a city is god tier. When you feel the booms in your chest and look around you and just watch an otherwise dark city get lit up by fireworks its nothing short of amazing. Its kind of like night-time lightning, where the bolts illuminate everywhere around you in that pale purple light. Nothing better.
>>29709690
light a firework in the room with him so he becomes acclimatized
Is anyone else tired of being a NEET?
I'm so tired of doing the same thing every day with no purpose:
>Stay up all night posting
>Sleep through the day and wake up at 1-2pm
>don't even brush my teeth anymore or shower
>Eat some shitty food my mom made for me that I can microwave because I don't know how to cook
>Lack of vitamin d because I never go outside
>No money to buy anything
>The most I've accomplished is watching a lot of anime and playing 1000's of hours of numerous games
>Literally no purpose, can't find a job because im a 25 neet with no experience
>can't even watch regular porn anymore because years of masturbating to 2D made me incapable of being aroused by real women, even porn women
>Parents hate me and threaten to kick me out but feel bad
>No hobbies
>All my past classmates finished College and are now happy
>I weigh 260lbs but too much anxiety to go the gym
>no future, if parents die I will be forced to commit suicide
I mean I love posting smug NEET pepe's but I just do it to keep my mind off my depression and thoughts of suicide. Anyone else do similar?
Neet life really isn't all it's cracked up to be... I hate this
i know that feel bro
just hang in there, it shouldn't be more than 5 years
>>29709657
I feel ya, but I also hate the thought of working a wagecuck job. If I could find something I liked doing, I would be happy.
I'm most of those points. The worst feels are tfw no gf, the future and parents dying. I wish euthanasia was offered to failures.
>living with my parents and sister (she's still in high school)
>go out to see a movie with them
>have dinner afterwards
>mood is alright, parents are joking around
>mum starts asking about fights, how often, are they serious, etc.
>joke about how theymre pnly little arguments that they have frequently, don't take the question seriously
>she asks again, not in a serious tone
>I keep screwing around and saying that they do fight a little often
>she starts breaking down and crying
>dad starts to console her as we walk out
>I drive them home, with the parents in the back seat, my dad tending to me mum
>we get home and they both go to their room
Did I fuck up, /r9k/? Feels shitty that I hurt my mom today without even realizing it.
Who are they asking about? What arguments? I don't understand
You big dummy, what fights?
>>29709674
Sometimes, I'll hear my parents yell at each other from my room, and it escalates quite a bit. However, it doesn't happen often, and more commonly, they'll just get into small argument that aren't really fights. I guess I exaggerated they way they were arguing at dinner, and my stupidity led me to blow it off without realizing I was hurting my mom.
I feel so fucking stupid right now.
>make dating profile
>send about a dozen messages
>get no replies within one week
>start sending dirty messages
>get no replies within less than a day
>delete account
I'm not the only one who does this right?
What if I go to school with some of these chicks?
>>29709623
I've never tried dating sites desu. mostly cause I can't drive and for where I live that basically means no one will want me.
>start a dating profile
>upload a photo
>every photo I take reminds me of how hideous and weird I look
>give up
>>29709848
I know that feel man. All my friends tell me I look alright but I know they're just being nice
I just downed half a glass of sangria (5% alcohol) and I feel great.
What's the catch of being an alcoholic?
>>29709601
Making life shitty for your family and/or the people who love you.
Know from personal experience.
Switch to weed
>>29709601
>5%
original mocking anime girl laugh
Same with any other drug, you need more to get that feeling, it will get expensive and start to affect you a lot.
Hey guys look at this cool song I found
https://youtu.be/2FsnVCLYcrM
Wow that's a good song OP
Bump that was a cool song
What's the point of this thread?
Origami
on a scale of 1 - 10 how spicy am i?
Nice beard man how long did it take u to grow also how old
>>29709516
thanks friendo. i'm 23, not sure how long it took. i didn't count the days from whence i stopped shaving
>>29709489
not spicey at all you are a very mellow flavor. very dairy-like
also you need to get back to soc
Pick one and only one.
>tfw I've pictured fucking girls below meh tier
>>29709454
I'm liking gem. how much do I have to pay to buy this person?
>>29709454
>cis female
>look like an "okay" tranny
jdimsa
