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>Hey bruh you want in on this pussy?
>I'm boudda then nut you up next mane
>>29706628
Why are there 2 monkeys fucking in a supermarket
>>29706882
>supermarket
it's a gas station idiot
>>29707083
more like an ASS station when this nigga show up
There is literally no point in life besides finding mates and creating new life that then goes on to do the same
How does it feel knowing you've failed at the only purpose in existing?
it's a condition but not a point
to think otherwise invokes gray goo and makes you into an azathoth cultist
>>29706646
This.
OP please go back to the armchair and stop preaching your weak philosophizing.
I never asked or wanted to exist in the first place so I don't really give a shit..
>tfw mother will send me to a psychiatrist in september because i havent left my house for months
>tfw i havent left my house for months because i have no friends, and i have no friends because my mother was OVER PROTECTIVE when i was a teenager, she did not let go outside with my friends
>im 18yo kissless virgin
>if i dont go to the psychiatrist she will cut internet or she will kick me out of house and i will become homeless in the dangerous streets of barcelona
help me
lol virgin BTFO
>>29706538
>barcelona
Mi amigo.
Time to grow up and be a big boy.
If you could have 3 wishes what would you wish for?
>wish for true love
>wish for unlimited money for the rest of my life
>wish for immortality
I wish I was an omnipotent god.
Other wishes are irrelevant as I'm now my own super genie.
Other than cheat wishes (I wish for more wishes etc.) I'd say:
>wish for ideal partner
>wish for ideal house (no bills)
>wish for incredible beauty
Live in anime world with friends, super powers and adventure.
>goddamn cock breath commie motherfuckers
I think there's something deeper here
What could he mean?
>>29706466
Someone besides me actually played this game?
It's all about the rap song after you beat it.
>>29706623
As soon as i saw last mission end i ejected the cd and threw it out the window kek
The games writing is more fun than the actual game. Truly one of humanity's hidden gems.
>my muscles in my right arm got pulled, which means i can't fap
so what do I do now robots?
fap with your left, giga nigga. become the master race that can fap and use the computer at the same time.
>>29706483
this
left hand dick, right hand mouse is the patrician's technique
>>29706483
I thought everyone did this? Doing it with my right is uncomfortable.
How's the self improvement gone anons?
I was 220 at 5'8 at the the beginning of the year I'm 189 now hoping to be 170 by late October and early November I feel great
>>29706411
Hey good on you for actually making an effort to improve yourself rather than just complaining like 99% of this board.
>>29706411
have gone up from 117lbs to 136lbs
feels good man desu
>>29706411
good for you anon
>4th of July bbq
>weeks of self restraint: gone
is there a way to create your own delusional fantasy land? where you actually believe it's there
its waiting on the end of a rope
Look into tulpamancy and wonderlands.
drop acid, or DOx
>That one event in life that happened to you that makes it impossible to be happy for long term periods ever again
Why even bother living anymore?
>>29706304
You are going to get a LOT of people in here whining about their self diagnosis'.
>>29706304
i sense a good greentext. do share, anon
>you will never be an undead soldier
>you will never be a monument to the horrors of war, your form breaking the laws of physics and going against all logic
>you will never be a physical manifestation of a person's nightmare or work of art, sending a chill down the spine of anybody who lays their eyes in you
>women only want sex
>despite this, many of us men are still virgin
explain this to me
They don't fuck ugly virgins like you.
80/20 rule lurk more.
>>29706301
You left out an important piece.
>Women only want sex with Chad
There we go much better.
>>29706301
the top ten percent are getting 90% of the sex. BETA UPRISING NOW
I want to tickle and massage her tiny soles
>>29706281
I am not attracted to Middle Eastern women. I only like Whites and East Asians.
>>29706281
God I get such a strong hard on every time I see her. I just want to turn her around, lift up her skirt, smack her ass hard one, and BOOOWWWLLLL OFFF EGGGSSS
Painted Sarky toes ftw
Say someone took over your body and fucked your wife and you could still see this happening.
Is that still getting cucked?
You cuckfags are getting weirder by the day
>cucks
what a retarded fucking fetish
>>29706246
Astral Cuckjection
>tfw 8.5/10 and still can't get a qt gf ;-;
>>29706230
Well when you use ;-; and post about it on r9k it's pretty obvious you have some personality issues that need to be flattened out.
>>29706230
sir 4chan is for 18+ you could get some probelms?
7/10 don't rate yourself
You have 10 seconds to explain why you don't have a girlfriend.
lack of trying and can't get over my ex
>>29706218
I'm too weird and autistic
I like dick way more than I like pusspuss
>tfw finally managed to quit smoking
Don't get drunk fagget. You'll be right back to it.
If you stay sober you're fine.
>tfw bought a pack today
i'm sorry anon i failed. give me strength to quit this menace
>>29706213
The hard part isn't deciding to "quit", the hard part is making a conscious effort to NOT smoke when you feel like you want or need to.
