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Why does almost every thread on this board talk about being a virgin and not having a girlfriend.
What about jobs or academic pursuits? Are women the only thing that matter, robots?
>>29700319
lotsa robots are pretty obsessed with pussy and don't realize even if they get it, it won't fix their problems.
I don't know. If you'd like we can have a thread about failing at those as well.
>>29700319
>Why does almost every thread on this board talk about being a virgin and not having a girlfriend.
Well what's your guess?
Daily reminder that Ihate you all
>>29700273
>Capable of feeling hate
You're not a robot.
>>29700273
some basement dweller hates me, oh fuck; my life is over.
>>29700273
You will never hate me as much as I hate myself, nigger faggot.
>>29700322
>said one basement dweller to the other
:^)
What the fuck guys, Its been half a year since ive been here and spending my entire fucking day in here
Is 4chan cursed or something?!!
My social life is 10x more shit than before ever since ive been here
>>29700264
Op here!
IVE TRIED QUITTING BUT I ALWAYS COME BACK FAMPAIS HELP ME
>>29700301
What I do is constantly try to get myself banned. Got banned for 30 days once, it felt like freedom. But it always pulls you back. You can't escape. We're truly here forever. When it dies, we'll still be here.
>>29700264
Try 7 years fucking newfag
>Be me
>7/10 beta faggot
>Be in cafeteria
>Spot table of 7/10 qt3.14s
>See one of them is looking at me
>Smiling
>Thisismychance.gif
>Man the fuck up
>Begin to stroll over to their table
>Confidence is peaking
>Fell the spaghetti in my pockets disintegrate
>Think of the perfect way to introduce myself
>Qt notices my approach
>Obviously admiring my alpha attitude
>Thisisit.jpg
>As I open my mouth, I'm cut off
>Alpha brute stands between me and the qts
>"Did you really think you could talk to them?"
>"Get the fuck outta here"
>The brute shoves me to the ground
>Qts begin to laugh
>Tears well up in my eyes
>Feel the spaghetti return to my pockets
>Foreverbeta.png
>Just then, a single gunshot is heard
>Alpha falls to the ground, with a hole in his head
>Qts start screaming, but it was too late
>The cafeteria doors fly open, as a well dressed stranger descends from the heavens
>The sun gleaming off his exotic eyes
>Which compliment his 450$ designer jacket
>"Hey guys, Elliot Rodger here"
>More gunshots are heard as retribution is exacted on the qts
>This god in human form looks at me
>He extends his hand
>"Come, let us build a just world"
>I nod as he helps me up
>We get in his sick BMW 328
>MFW we drive off into the sunset
>MFW the light doesn't bother him thanks to his 300$ sunglasses
>MFW he is the Supreme Gentleman
>MFW you can't dodge the Rodge
nah
almost but nah
Hey it's not copy and pasted, so there's some effort in it. It was decent.
I liked it anon, good stuff
Seriously, Japan?
Why is this allowed?
She's just chubby, and she doesn't have a pretty model face. But she's not ugly. She's looks fine. She's good enough. Stop being petty, degenerate, consumer culture faggots.
>>29700237
But Hooters is meant to embody degenerate consumer culture.
>>29700237
>degenerate
away you go dumb polposter
Pic related is a fully black girl who was raised in Japan.
Thoughts?
Is it American culture that makes black women undesirable?
Half-black.
>>29700167
And she looks like a frog
she looks like a chimp dude
Seriously, is there something worse than being Indian?
>dark brown skintones with caucasoid facial features, which looks fucking horrible
>very prone to lactose intolerance
>very short, many are near midget status
>likely to have large noses
>small dicks
>low IQs
>genetically weak betas
>most have genetically bad body odor
>most are living in a literal third-world shithole with no future
>born with a huge superiority complex
>no redeeming qualities at all except for potentially being born with a talent for bargaining which can backfire more often than not since they're so annoying
Australian Aborigines and Mestizos can compare, maybe. But anyone else fucks them over. East Asians? Higher IQs. North Africans/Arabs? Taller and less likely to have lactose intolerance. Black Africans? Taller with monster dicks.
Dots have an extremely family oriented society. That's why they're the richest minority group in the US, even more than kikes. Because they work their asses off to take care of each other.
However, one thing a family oriented culture does, is it makes people very bad at competing for casual sex. Pros and cons.
>>29700199
The dots that come to the US I'd say are reasonably smarter than their India-bound counterparts. That said, most aren't geniuses. They work hella hard, though. It's respectable.
>>29700199
>prone to lactose intolerance
As a designated, that's a pretty weird hangup. Why don't you just harp on the shitting street meme like a normal person?
>>29700199
This is right; family social structure promotes stability and upwards growth, but doesn't do much for things like casual sex, which thrives in individualistic cultures.
Plus there's the whole emphasis on education and deferring personal relationships before you're established financially/academically.
How do real robots pronounce "oregano"? It's a word that has been gaining popularity on /r9k/ since the reinstitution of the Robot, so show us how you pronounce it.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0bxFSIl0aZe
Oh-reh-gah-no or oh-re-gaw-no, depending on the language I'm using.
>>29700087
O-rei-gah-no
Dunno I say half my shit in moonspeak anyways.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1dmvlfQmeaz
>tfw no big tittied black gf
;_;
I don't care much for boobs, but she's really cute. I'd love a black gf
>Don't you want a qt black girlfriend, goy? Here, look at this porn!
whitened.com
originally whitened
I've had my current chair in my room for a few years now and it is completely unusable as a chair. The seat part is so worn out from sitting in it, I've spilled countless drinks and food on it, there's sweat stains and jizz stains on it, and it smells like my asshole, because i sit in this chair and jerk off and my asshole gets sweaty
Should I buy a new chair? If so, what sort of chair should i get? What should I do with the old chair?
after two decades around the beaten chair, a perimeter of vile body secretions, or perhaps the ectoplasm of the demons that possess me, surrounds the throne, as a warning to passing normies: do not sit there, lest you be consumed my evil.
>>29700138
See, the issue with my chair is the seat padding is completely flat. Worst of all, there's a bolt in the middle of the chair that sticks out when you sit down in it.
Same, my chair gets baptised in my arse sweat every time I fap.
Would you date Stanley?
His skin is flawless, no homo
I know the original pic fampai, you edited his fucking face kek
>>29700071
This is the original, there are many shopped versions in circulation though.
Who else /grew up in poverty/?
Tell me your stories.
>raised by a single mother with no brothers or sisters
>empty room, except for a TV
>bullied by other kids
>can't fucking afford anything
>>29700024
grew up in poland while having acces to seeing better part of world, do i have to say anything else?
>>29700024
>raised by single mom until 11 (then foster care)
>bologna sandwiches and cheerios w/ no milk as a kid
>can barely afford rent and internet, no savings.
>>29700141
I didn't even eat in school. My mother never made me stuff, I just took it for granted.
But at home my mother either made me poorly tasting rice or spaghetti once a day or I made myself those cheap, disgusting pizzas which literally taste like nothing or a sandwich with ketchup and salami. Breakfast? What's that?
Needless to say I became fat pretty soon.
Single mothers are the fucking worst. But it was my own fault, I never questioned anything.
>tfw going to live to see 2070
Who's hyped?
>>29699972
No, 2070 will be a liberal degenerate shithole. We are currently in a new dark age where advancement has ceased and idiots run the world.
One can only hope some type of world disaster cleanses us and sets us back on a good path.
There is no future for us, my friend.
>>29700048
I think in most western countries you will have non-white majority before 2070, so it will just be high crime rates, failing economy, possibly shariah law.
Why am I disgusted at the sight of vaginas?
Straight male, loves a woman's body (especially well shaped butt) but feels uncomfortable at the sight of pussy.
I know what you mean, but it doesn't bother me because during sex you're not looking at the vagina. A woman's face and body are where aesthetic sexual pleasure is, a vagina simply feels good on your pee pee.
>>29700017
Damn...I thought I was the only one.
Yeah, it's gross. Probably why buttsecks be so popular.
>go out to local ice cream parlor
>get myself a scoop of double chocolate fudge extraordinaire
>2 teenage girls sitting at one of the tables start giggling and looking in my direction
Seriously, what the fuck provokes women to do this? I'm not a bad looking guy (7-7.5/10), I dress nicely, and I don't smell like shit. What the fuck are they laughing about?
>>29699908
Back in highschool when I used to orbit this girl, I remember her saying something about doing that to get a guys attention. But then again their probably just being assholes.
>>29699908
Quit assuming that the world revolves around you faggot.
>>29699908
I mean... It IS pretty funny.
