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How do I get over my Oedipus complex?
I wasn't abused and I have a great relationship with my mother who has been supportive in my life, but I just really want an older woman to provide emotional support and warmth while in a relationship position that emulates my mother or a mother figure that I also get to fuck.
>>29700809
Wanting emotional support and warmth from a woman is completely normal. Before feminism, it was one of the main reasons of dating and marrying.
And some older women are fucking hot and usually not so fucked up in the head, so that is normal too.
Don't make shit up, no Oedipus complex.
you'll grow out of it
I thought all that stuff was hot af when I was younger
now it doesn't do anything for me, not that it disgusts me, but just doesn't do anything for me.
it will come in time for you
>men must now feel ashamed for wanting a well adjusted woman who will look after children
Nothing wrong with wanting a motherly woman, the problem comes when you want to fuck your own. In which case you'll get over it
So, I guess this board is for sad fucks, so I thought why not join in and give it a try.
I'm 19, 185, 65 kg, basically a skeleton overlord, hence weak and submissive, an ugly face doesn't help either. Never had a gf (no way!), boring personality, school failure, lazy, unmotivated, depressed, absolutely 0 social skills, social anxiety jada jada. I'm currently studying German to try and move to Germany or Austria and attend a university there, but I'm scared I'll fail at that too.
What is there to live for? I don't see a light at the end of this tunnel. Why shouldn't I just fucking kill myself?
>>29700758
you are tall and young, dont stop trying, yet..
>>29700758
>skeleton overlord
>185 65kg
you're not even underweight
Selbstmord ist immer eine gute Loesung, mein Freund.
>4th of July is coming up
>Won't be able to handle it due to my PTSD
>Fucking Charlie is probably waiting for me out there.
Any other robots with this feel?
>>29700749
grandpa i'd appreciate it if you left this board
>>29700835
I'D APPRECIATE IF THE NIGHTMARES LEFT ME!
>>29700835
Why don't you visit me anymore, Anon?
you were my favorite.
*steps in front of your path*
heh.... this is the end for you... kiddo
>>29700748
There he is. There he flies again. Look, everyone! He waved the gun around once again! Isn't he just the biggest guy around?! Oh my God.
I can almost see your magnificent jacked frame crashing every plane, lit by your opened air lock which is the only source of light on your plane, giggling like a like big guy as you once again beat a hooded Bane henchmen up and fill in the flight plan. Or maybe you don't even shoot a man before throwing him out of a plane. Maybe you're such an incompetent CIA agent that you actually paid for a Gucci belt, so you could choose your power stance. Oh, and we all know the mercenary. The "masketta man." This is part of your plan, isn't it? I imagine you little guy flying so bad as you click it that you drop your brother in the wreckage, but it's ok, your agency will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that's right. Did I fail to mention? You are a big guy. You are a big fucking guy, your mother is probably so proud for you already. So proud of rising fires for you all goddamn day, every day, for a mercenary who spends all his time behind a mask forging master plans. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a wreckage brother or a mosquito man or something, and then you became CIA. A glorious CIA agent. She probably crashes herself a plane everyday thinking about how bad she flies and how she wishes she could just speak of the devil and appear. She can't even try to talk with you because all you say is "IF I TAKE THAT MASK OFF WILL YOU DIE?" You've become a big guy for your own self. And that's all you are. A big guy molded in the dark by himself as he prepares to turn a city into ashes for what its people have done a million times now. And that's all you'll ever be FOR YOU.
*thorws bread crumbs*
take THIS
>>29700748
*teleports behind you and slices your head off*
-nothing personal
>tfw cant quit drinking
>tfw health is shit
>tfw no more friends
any other degenerates know this feel
>>29700672
man i envy you, i cant even buy enaugh booze cuz i only have 107$ allowance
>>29700672
Have you tried recreational asphyxiation yet?
>>29700672
just keep drinking being sober is shit.
I've been touching myself for about an hour now and I really want to cum with other lewd anons stroking their dirty cock~ Please stroke your dick with me and tell me all about it!
Someone has to teach OP Shitposting!
>>29700761
I want to unleash a stream of foetid, rancid diarrhea on this girl's face.
>>29700800
>wrote by a 30y old neckbeard who will be forever a virgin
>you will never fuck Stefanie Joosten
just end my suffering tbqh famifam
>>29700634
*goddess
ftfy
>>29700634
GET YOURSELF A REAL GIRL
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TfktGuW12Po
https://www.youtube.com/user/erikconover/videos
>>29700887
>photoshopped the thumbnail to look prettier and have whiter teeth
Jesus fucking christ. Society is done.
Would you rather date a girl that's shorter than you or a girl that's taller than you?
I really don't care as long as she's cute. At this point I wouldn't even mind if she was ugly as long as she's not a landwhale. I haven't touched a female for over a dozen years.
taller but I'm a 6'1 tranny so that's not happening
>>29700643
>tfw 6'4
taller girls than me have boyish appearance - flat asses, no tits and masculine faces. I'd rather prefer some girl at 5'10 - 6'
depression is one helluva drug. Used to think 4chan was an alright site with hilarious people (loved /fit/ in 2011 when i was a swell college bro in the end of zyzz's era) and their "TFW no gf" "squatz n oats" 'we're all gonna make it brah" memes.
started browsing 4chan daily when i got in a severe depression after fucked up health issues ,fucked and ruined future,suicidal,went on suicide watch,was less than a shadow than my former self,never thought i'd fall that low and become that pathetic
I browsed 4chan daily like 10 hours a day, went from studying 4-10 hours a day to 8 hours a month,failed everything.
Few miracles happened and my life is back on tracks but ffs, i can't stand this place more than 5 mins a week, i'll soon forget it existed.
Why did this place seem alright to me when i was severly depressed and pathetic. Now i find it fucking pathetic and can't even understand when i spent time here
How can you explain that?
because there are some robots like us, that are trying to be chads but we're just too self aware to ever become normies.
we're stuck in limbo and one day we will find gf, but until then we must congregate with others like us.
>>29700642
wtf is all that normie robot talk lol
it's like someone calling himself a loswer, you'll always stay one be believing you are one
Because whenever I open up to people in my life about how I really feel, it either goes over their head, or they're weirded out.
For instance, I wish I were a dictator so I could just kill all the people who annoy me or are ugly or don't have anything interesting to say. I want a harem of attractive young girls around me, and an endless bag of marijuana.
Ask a good looking robot anything.
Not trying to brag here by the way, I just happen to hear it often from other people. I might have aspergers so that doesn't really help either.
Who paid you to grab Dr. Pavel?
Original post
You look 11 years old
originall
Certainly above robot tier in looks, but there's something i can't quite place that puts you below chad level.
Either way, how does it feel knowing that you're on easymode and still ended up in this place?
In six months i am 25 and can finally get an apartment from the welfare.
I will finally be able to be free and start treat and medicate my mentall illnesses. I just can't wait!!!
It will either be finally the beginning of my life, (or my end if it doesn't work, then i'll buy a gun from my welfare money at the polish border and kill my crush and myself)
Shut the fuck up and play the Untertan.
>>29700532
Tomorrow, im so tired now
Can't concentrate cuz ive seen my crush today
>>29700684
>25
>still having a crush
Shiggydiggy
>it's a "men dress women, women dress women" episode
Why do you think girls get to the stage on the left?
Is it single mothers? or maybe they're all upset they grew up with limited attention compared to the 'pretty' girls?
>black women can choose to be white
Literally only the dyke could have chosen the right, and she sure as shit doesn't want some Amish guy churning her butter.
>>29700491
Exactly. All females, even Stacys, are jealous of Stacys.
Do you think that if the mother is a slut the daughter will be one too?
All women are sluts Tbh
All women are sluts given the chance. You can try to repress it as much as you like, won't work.
>Your daughters and girlfriends are getting BLACKED(tm)!
>All is lost goy!
This is the most offensive image on 4chan right now.
>>29700352
Vegan here, I disagree
>>29700352
Not even in the top 20.
It's telling vegans to keep calm and go, so I think it's pretty good.
would you protect stacy from rapefugees?
I don't understand the question, what's a rapefugee?
>>29700343
She isn't worth it, and she's the one who voted to let them in anyway. People need to learn lessons in life.
>>29700373
But that will ultimately lead to the destruction of human civilization.
