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One thing I have been thinking about a lot recently is how much would you trade x inches in dick length for x inches in height growth and vise versa. Personally I'm 5'7 and have an 8" dick. I think I would trade 3 inches of dick for 3 inches of height growth. What about you anon?
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>>29691902
>7x5.2 inches
>5'10"
Nope, im average around most of the world (feels even a slightly above where im at), im pretty cool with my height
>Not being 6'4 with a 8 inch dick trading 62 inches of height for 62 inches of dick so you're a 1 foot midget with a 70 inch dick.
Fucking normies.
>>29691902
>Height
6'4"
>dick length
6.5"
Feels god man. Would not trade anything.
Out of shape people are fucking scum. There's people who can't even walk in better shape than you fat fucks. You worthless piles of lard literally drink sugar all fukin day. The only vegetables you get is if they accidentally put some lettuce on your cheeseburger and you're too lazy to take it off. Go run and eat some ice cream to take the pain away you little bitches.
>>29691847
Post your face op
I bet ur ugly
don't bully fat people anon they're just victims of the capitalist system
>>29691847
How long have you been lifting anon?
How much do you curl?
Honestly just wondering if anyone had anything to ask.
Here's me
>Senior in College.
>GF of 2 years.
>Non minimum wage job.
>Un-ironic family interaction.
>A handful of really good friends.
The secret is that we're actually all normies who just feel like we don't fit in.
>>29691884
That's the most meta thing I've ever heard someone say.
OP here.
Read through the autist fashion show.
I guess I should say that I don't own any shoes that aren't leather or suede.
This includes a pair of sperrys.
Girl sat on my cock last night fucking crushed me
Porn is so fucking fake, real sex is painful
she wasnt even that big im a skinny guy with a 7 inch cock, when she sat on my cock it just disappeared instantly, the pressure of her body weight was too much aswell, idk if it was cause her pussy was too tight but my cock couldnt fit, penetration is so much harder IRL, how the hell do porn stars go in and out so effortlessly ?
also pussys are so small IRL you have to force your cock in there every stroke, idk her pussy was just a tiny tiny tiny hole even my finger had issues fitting
>ib4 normie, 28 khv found a gf that i trusted enough to give my virginity
You sure you put it the right hole?
>>29691816
Did you actually get her wet? It slides in a lot easier if you get her randy first with foreplay.
>>29691816
Now you know when you see all those BBC threads girls struggle with dicks that are nowhere near that size. Even really wet they'll be in pain and you can't go to town.
Why do you even deserve to have a girlfriend, roach?tell THEM why
>>29691800
I don't want a girlfriend, not one tainted by your foul corruption. You can't control me, vile creature!
>>29691800
I don't. Why do you assume I claim to deserve one anon? REEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>29691800
I don't even want a girlfriend I just want sex
Who /interpals/ here? I just started an account because Im a white guy thats been learning Mandarin chinese for awhile and would like to meet qt Taiwanese/Chinese girls to speak to.
What is your success?
bump desu oregano desu
I only had one conversation last longer than 3 days. This website has only reassured me of my lack of social skills.
>>29692003
OP here
This is what I fear. I was always able to get Tinder matches with plenty of girls but I could never make my conversations stretch. I should probably just off myself.
any robots feeling generous tonight my rent is due in a little over a week and I'm short got fired from my job and already went to my parents and sibling you guys are my last hope
>>29691702
perhaps if you dance for it you pathetic roach
>>29691781
I'm desperate but not that desperate
Just sent you 20 bucks. God bless.
Would any of you robots fuck the queen??.
>>29691654
Any got pics of boxxys feet? Please
>>29691654
Back when I was 16? Sure
Now? probably not
>>29691654
i always post this when there's a boxxy thread because i want someone else to share the feel but:
it's pretty insane how much hotter she was as a kid despite me not even being a pedo
ITT: Robot rappers
>first album is him pretending to be a Chad in the most psychotic way possible
>last album is him criticizing humanity
Now that's what I call robot
yung lean
s a d b o y s
>implying mainstream musicians have control over their image
it's called rebranding you tard. you fell for it. they're all fakes and degenerate. just look at it.
>>29691659
>implying lil ugly mane is mainstream
Childhood feels, go
>>29691619
>have minor facial birth defest
>get bullied for it for years
>girls call me a creep because of it
>my crush calls me a creep
>my parents laugh about it
>always picked last in gym classes sometimes I was ignored
>friends don't even pick me
>self esteem grows lower by the year
>parents all around physically and emotionally abusive
>chubby kid
>parents mock me for my weight all the time
>due to anxiety, depression, and social isolation due to parents I grow up to have no self-esteem
>all the Freudian as fuck memories I have about my mother
>those memories and the associated shame die with her
>9 years old
>tallest kid at school (I'm like 6'5 now)
>got bullied
>realized i was tall (bully was like one feet shorter than me)
>beat the shit out of him
Yeah, too bad I'm still a khv
Who is bebe and does she have nudes?
Shamless bump
>>29691602
Bebe? From South Park?
>>29691710
This bitch right here. She goes by Bebe, a lot of people don't seem to like her
Hey robots.
Has any of you ever been on a date with someone you met online?
I'm finally meeting up with this girl I met on Tinder and been talking day a night for a few months... I've never done this before.
Any specific advice for dates with girls you met online, as opposed to girls you met on real life?
>>29691568
Just be yourself that's all you can do
Bet she looks like this
>met online
does accepting their request to stay through Couch Surfing count as online?
do you hear THEM call? can you hear THEM sing? crawl to THEIR voice..THEY await you..
Dance the dance into OUR light
spookytime ???
Jesus christ they're back..
GET OUT OF MY FUCKING HEAD
head.jpg creeapy pasta treath
Has the lack of a girlfriend pushed you to discover the wonder of anal please ?
Men are easier to talk to.
>>29691549
>tfw no bottom bf
Not gay but seeing other cocks ejaculating turns me on. I think it's just the empathy of knowing how good it feels.
>>29691572
that's how it starts anon, next thing you know you'll be wanting to help them feel good.
ITT: We roast other anons
Why would we do that?
The world already roasts us
>>29691500
for what reason?
we don't know shit about each other anyway, and people that we have to deal with everyday already make fun of us.
>>29691523
>The world already roasts us
maybe if you went outside more you wouldn't get sunburn
pasty ass bitch.
