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Would you have hot sweaty sex with your mother if it meant you could get one wish? It could be a gf, to become a chad, anything.
You have to cum inside though. Do you do it? What do you wish for?
Of course I would. I would wish for my health back.
>>29688483
Yeah.
I'd wish for super-self confidence or super determination to do whatever I want.
is there any thing I could wish for that would get me both?
>>29688483
easy
>fuck mom
>wish for control of time and space
>put my mind in a younger version of myself where I didn't fuck my mom
So this... This is my life...
... thought it was mine!
>>29688468
>>29688511
No, no you're mistaken, it is mine.
>>29688468
>mfw i said these exact words earlier when i was on the toilet with explosive shit after a night of drinking by myself
>work as cook
>qt waitress asks me to make her some food
>"I don't know what your tastebuds like."
>"Want to find out?"
Wat do?
Tell her she's a dirty slut and should kill herself
"Yeah sure let me make you some food and you can tell me if you like it"
>>29688456
Are you a fucking retard? Something must have happened after she said that to you. The situation continued on from there.
But here you are, asking US what to do, even though apparently your situation already happened, so it had a logical conclusion.
Fucking faggot. What a faggot. I want you to cook something for me so I eat it and then I won't pay for it.
What's your favorite album? Doesn't have to be something that has /r9k/ feels to it, just an album you really like.
>>29688403
Great album, but I prefer Ah Um
>>29688403
Good taste my nigga.
There are a lot, but this is my current favorite. It's made me crylast night. I posted it in that other music thread
>Yfw even Chad is a chad
>>29688364
Look at his bros!
>Niger the NIGGER chad
>Nigeria the stacy of the group
>Sudan "you the man Sudan"
>Libya LIB YUUHHH
>Cameroon the coon
>and the central african republic...C.A.R. the dude with the riiddeee
>>29688560
Maybe it's because I've been drinking, but I laughed way too hard at this.
>>29688560
also look at the city called "Mango" in the middle of chad
black people love mangos
and then abeche is like yaa bitch
and then fida like fina
and then in the bottom left moundou like mountain dew
Would anyone like to join a Rabbit room filled with fellow robots?
We will be playing videos and listening to music.
It's a free to use room that doesn't require you to sign up.
It can hold up to 25 people.
Here's the current room:
https://rabb.it/michael.13.36
Here's the future replacement room:
https://rabb.it/ComfyRabbotRoom
ANTHEM: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ep_WIFJrCJM
Press LD at bottom to go to HD and bottom right for text chat. No mic or cams allowed.
Here's the /r9k/ rabbit skype group:
https://join.skype.com/FTjiTTR78cGw
come join us, we love you
im coming for your doggos zac
>>29688444
kys faggot
drink bleach and accutane
this rooms been super cool to me hopefully been cool to yall too
Anyone wanna play Altis Life with me? After playing with randoms I think what I need is another robo to enjoy this game
Pros
>comfy atmosphere
>sometimes it rains
>nice sound effects
>we can poach turtles n shit
>flying is comfy game is like MSX
Cons
>I'm clingy
>I kinda suck at flying but we won't die
Its seriously fun but lonely, way more fun with 3ppl at a time.
Just message me if you wanna play tonight
http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198105649591/
do you just need the base game to play?
Yes just the base mane
gonna redownload then .gonna take a while
Boxers or briefs? i've worn boxer briefs since i was a kid, but I got a pair of pic related in the mail the other day and I doubt I'm ever going back
Wear a thong you huge faggot Only real men were these babies.
>>29688529
I am faggot man and you can't stop me. so stretchy, so comfy
>>29688281
Briefs give me stronger boners
>visiting the supermarket
>see disabled person with their carer
>feel horrible about myself for the rest of the day
>>29688280
"The best consolation in misfortune or affliction of any kind will be the thought of other people who are in a still worse plight than yourself; and this is a form of consolation open to every one. But what an awful fate this means for mankind as a whole! We are like lambs in a field, disporting themselves under the eye of the butcher, who chooses out first one and then another for his prey."
>>29688280
why would you feel horrible? if you're one of those """people""" that actually feels sorry for those subhumans i am going to have to politely ask you to fuck off back to where you came from.
>visiting the supermarket
>feel horrible about myself for the rest of the day
That's all it takes
What the fuck would possess a white women to sleep with an animal when they can be with a nice good looking white guy that will take care of them.
I have always been saying this. Because women are retarded sheeple doing the Jew's work for them.
Most people in conventional society are not prejudiced and understand that race is entirely arbitrary, and the only ones who obsess over it are those who are insecure about other aspects of their selves
because a females sexual strategy is to be fucked by a alpha male with strong traits fitted for survival and then to find a beta to raise the alphas child
What are robots doin for Saturday night? I'm listening to Led Zeppelin and smoking green alone, again, as always. Anyone else getting stoned as fuck to forget about their non-existent social life?
I got at 1 am, it is already 6am.
I smoked already a spliff, also a full and small bowl via pipe.
I got this nug at 1 am*
I've always disliked weed. I've smoked it with my friends a few times and I always feel like I don't know what to do or say. Is it better alone?
/r9k/ I need your help. I'm falling in love with a girl at my workplace. Whats a natural way to ask her out? She doesn't know me that well, but she initiates conversation with me. Thats a good sign right? Should I say "hey, so you wanna get a drink?" Is that a good way to ask someone out?
Also, what if I dont really have any friends, or hobbies? Is it hopeless from the get go?
why the fuck would you wanna get involved with someone you work with
money > girls
Talk to her a lot more before you ask her out or anything. Get to know her, let her get to know you.
>>29688241
usually hey we should ____________ is a good way to gauge interest
if you have good rapport and have been talking for a while try what day are we ________
women like to be told so that's a decent way to get it going
Anybody else here start fapping really late? I had my first round when I was 15.
Nigger I started at 18
>Tfw religious cult
>>29688236
>>29688597
amateurs. Never started.
I started at age five
I was aroused by the most fucked up shit, like Rebels dying in the old star wars movies during the assault on the death star, imagining Goku turning into a glass of water, shapeshifting and transformation in general, those goosebumps novels where characters became stuck as animals or some shit, that biblical scene where some bitch got turned into salt, and so forth
didn't actually get hard or ejaculate until I was 11 or 12 though. The same age my fantasies turned towards actual girls I knew, and sex, instead of that other shit. I just don't know man
Im going to try to kill my self with 12 Effexor XR 75mg. Talk me out of it
>>29688214
why kill yourself when you can kill a bunch of other people and then kill yourself?
>>29688214
sometimes, dead is bettah
if u live u can look at more pretty pictures like that one
Anyone here going to be at Anime Expo this Sunday?
Uh, no.
It's Pride, you fucking moron.
>>29688202
Yeah, the waiting period for my 10/22 ends soon. Might as well test it there.
just got back matter of fact
ended up getting a 4 day pass because the wait was 4 hours and I was like I'm not spending the equivalent of 10 dollars and hour to be here
I'll probably go tomorrow, hopefully it'll be more low key because today was chaos, also all those fucking ryuuko's man, I was happy to see a shit ton of one piece cosplay though, shits come up
