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What is the nastiest porn you've fapped to?
Mine is videos of dogs having sex doggystyle with girls, sometimes ejaculating in them.
the hell you talkin about, son? big dicked dogs blowing loads at/in girls is based, God tier porn
get back to us when you've fapped to "superman forced to eat kryptonite semen then forced to ejaculate until his balls disintegrate " porn.
>>29687347
>only dogs
>not graduating to based horses and donkeys
step up fampai, you ain't seen nothing yet
>>29687455
Don't talk to me or my son's wife ever again.
So, how many layers of Irony are you guys on?
At least 3
I have removed all layers.
none
xDsorry about the summer tier reply but the thread is shit
Were do you see yourself in 10 years?
In the ground.
>>29687339
10 years older
>>29687339
>>29687353
CIassic
So what do i do about a steam scammer, i just got my first knife scammed from me by some 12 yo and now i wanna fucking kill myself, is there a way i can get back at him or get my shit back?
Also general I want to fucking die thread
>>29687323
what kind of scam was it? did you take screenshots? did the prince of Nigeria promise you a souvenir dragon lore in exchange for a transfer fee of your knife? are you fucking retarded and fell for something like pic related?
I've been trading on TF2 and CS:GO for 3 years now anon, I can help you through this if you can give me details.
>>29687435
It was in the heat of the moment and he said hed send me a steam funds code (yes i know im fucking stupid but i was just excited like a little kid) and i sent him the trade offer and he did the oldschool steal and block thing, all i have is his steam accout
>>29687589
Does he have a previous VAC ban, trade ban, or anything of the sort? Does he have negative feedback on his CSGO lounge or other trading site profiles? How many hours does he have in CSGO?
You people are fucking worthless for sexually idolizing the mentally ill.
Banging the boypussy is just criminal.
These people need help. Each time you nut to a trap you might as well tell them treatment isn't necessary. It's like giving cigarettes to a cancer patient who is unaware of chemo because your cock is snuggly settled in their sphincter. With each load the pressure get more intense. Fucking sickening.
>>29687310
Bryan used to be hot. All well shit happens.
The leading viable treatment
>>29687310
>Implying we wouldn't transition if our physicality allowed it
>anon, I-I had a r-really bad d-dream... c-can I get i-into your b-bed?
>>29687289
Nah homie fuck off, only my doggo can sleep with me.
okay but i toss and turn a lot
>>29687311
>is your doggo this qt?
>started drinking soda and eating junk food again
>>29687271
same anon i had 2 sodas yesterday taco bell and a donut what happened to not eating this shit
>>29687271
what are your go-to sinner foods?
Every time I give up on pizza and start eating healthy I become hungry all the time. It's not fair. I should be rewarded for eating healthy, not punished.
>woke up at 6:45 for work this morning
>worked until 5 pm, came home with decent sunburns on both arms and legs and soft sunburns on my face
>have to be up at 5:45 for work again tomorrow
What's the point?
what is your line of work?
Don't need no bed
>>29687184
Delivering/setting up moom-zoons for events and shit
we post people who are probably autistic
i'll start
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NWZpn03EjjM
>>29687130
Why is this kids shirt off?
>>29687155
you tell me what you think it is
>>29687259
idk but i would pound his boipucci
What are friendless losers supposed to do on a Saturday night?
The same thing we've been doing our whole lives.
I dunno man wanna play some Skullgirls
>>29687079
Play videogames, try MMOs on steam, I assume you have a PC.
IN YOUR HEEEEAAAAD
IN YOUR HEEEEEEEEAAAAAAD
ZOMBIE
ZOMBIE
ZOMBIIIIEE
>>29687055EXIT LIGHT, ENTER NIGHT
>IM A NEGATIVE CREEP AND IM STONED
AND THEIR TANKS AND THEIR BOMBS
I fucking love you guys. I don't realy have any friends but /r9k/ makes me feel a lot less alone. That's all, I'm just happy to have this board
>>29687030
How many people post here regularly? I wonder how many times we've talked to the same person. I wonder if we've made actual friends and enemies without even realizing it.also have a nice day OP
I feel this way also. I derive courage from this place to accept my weirdly fucked up persons simply because it's who I am. Thanks anonymous internet forums!
>Unironically spoken
>>29687121
*persona
>FUCK I HATE AUTO CORRECT
I want to train a cute NEET to be a perfect femboy pet that I can snuggle and cherish. I'd pay for HRT and permanent chastity, and feed and house him.. He'd have all his creature comforts and a nice comfy pet bed at the foot of my bed.
What I really mean is, r9k cuteboys general.
>>29687014
You will need quite a trust fund for that
Tell me your fetish in detail.
>>29687014
I want another cuteboy to do that to me, so post pics OP
>>29687054
Not everyone on 4chan is broke, anon.
I dont understand how literally all of my ancestors for the last 4 billion years managed to procreate and it'll end with me. a dead branch so to speak.
really makes you think
FUCKING 4 BILLION YEARS OF SUCCESS
>>29686972
Top quality post op, made me kek.
That would only be true if each of your ancestors had one and only one child. Which they did not. You're just a dud, a dead branch that will soon fall from the glorious tree that is your gene pool.
Pic of my back.
Two days after getting hit with a car, this is the best pic I took as it is on my back and VERY difficult to get a clear pic.
Is this ok? Should I get it checked out?
More zoomed out version of back
>>29686971
>>29686995
We're going to have to amputate it - Dr. MD House
>>29687016
Please be serious I want to know if this is a normal color for a scab
