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WHY DO WOMEN HATE ME? I AM AN AVERAGE GUY WITH AVERAGE HAIR AND OF decent BUILD yet I STILL CANT GET ANY GIRLS, HOWEVER I HAVE HAD MORE FEMALE INTERACTIONS THAN ALL OF MY FRIENDS.
my facebook link name is james.stevenson.98229 please tell me what im doing wrong
Hahahahahahahahahhahahaha
Feminists will kill you
bumpo123
>Create tinder
>Swipe right literally everyone until the app makes you stop for 3 days straight
>After 3 days only one match, incredibly ugly, fat woman 5 years older than me
Well, I didn't think of myself as THAT unattractive until 100+ women rejected me before one bottom-of-the-barrel one didn't. I stand no chance.
>>29684382
Women have even higher standards on tinder than irl. It is proven that they ONLY go for chads.
>>29684382
Show us your pics and profile
>>29684406
Not true. I'm like a 5/10 at best and have no problems on tinder
ITT: ALPHAS CHARACTERS ONLY
>>29684346
> orbits the protagonist
> buttblasted to the point of no return when he leaves
> goes full autism revenge
Griffith is a beta cuck
>>29684392
Don't forget:
>literally sold his ass to an old man
>>29684392
>>29684419
And? Look at where he's at now.
Whatcha eatin robots?
/coffee and soup/ here
fuck, i just ate an awesome meal before finding this thread. now i can't take a picture.
thats not soup thats just crackers in a bowl
>>29684318
That looks unappetizing.
Why do I always become the joke of every social group I'm part of? Even the high achieving students make fun of me, albeit in a light hearted way. I'm not the typical hermit robot but I've rarely kept the same friends for more than a year. I've tried to change my image but it always ends the same way, with humiliation and disrespect. It's normal to fuck with your friends on occasion but there's a disproportional amount of it directed towards me, and I have no idea why. I've literally been called a robot by normies who've never even heard of 4chan. Am I just so autistic that I can't see what's really going on? please enlighten me anons
bump, help me avoid eternal robothood
>>29684572
Maybe you are too nice so they know that they can pick on you
>>29684297
Dunno. Think its just human social hierarchy bullshit. i was in your position before i stopped being with my friends. i even got to watch a social group turn on itself and disintergrate once was no longer the communal punching bag.
Anyways most of my interactions now happen one on one at bars, and im much happier for it.
is depression common in your family ?
>>29684217
my father seemingly had problems with depression and his self-worth but i dont know how severe it was/is because he himself does not talk about it
>>29684217
why does a retarded frog want to know?
My dad has seasonal depression where he gets fucked up in the springtime for some reason. He also has a lot of the same undesirable irritable personality quirks.
Is this why women hate rape??
Are they being unreasonable??
>>29684212
pretty sure rape is mostly bad if the guy is ugly and its intentionally painful
>>29684212
after you get ass raped are you going to go around talking about rape still?
>>29684212
this is hilariously out of touch with reality but go on, anon, email it to your mommy and ask her what she thinks.
You literally have to work 60 to 80 hours to even make minimum wage after they take their 25 percent cut. Yes that's right they take 25 percent of all the money you earn and that's before taxes. If you lease a car through them you are the biggest sucker of all paying nearly double the value of the car which ends up being worthless after just 2 years from all the miles you put on it. Uber drivers are some of the most retarded people of all time.
Seems like a pretty easy job though maybe that's why they agree to get fucked over
>>29684185
That's the difference between capitalism and communism.
The people who really want to be slaves just get to volunteer.
>>29684198
Probably depends where you live.
I live in the dc area, we're usually rated for the worst traffic and some of the most dangerous drivers.
There's no way I would consider being an occupational driver around here.
Hey guys, I know a lot of us here have regrets about missing out on teen love in early HS for whatever reasons we couldn't at that time. For me around the time when everyone started having sex and such I hadn't even hit puberty yet, I was a late bloomer I didn't hit puberty until like 16 and then didn't have a decent sized dick till like 18, I am currently 20.
I have been thinking however I look significantly younger than I actually am, for example if I ask people how old I look they will say 17-16 I feel like if I shave what little facial hair I have, get a boyish haircut style and dress like a young HS teen I could pull off looking 13-14.
My question is if this is a good plan and if it would be worth the effort, obviously it would involve a fake identity of sorts I would have to put up but I don't care about being deceitful
id doit if it meant i was able to fug lolis
im 18 looking like 45 tho
post face or we can't judge accurately
>>29684163
Don't do it, you'll get caught and end up in prison.
>buy ticket to movie that I know will have a packed theater.
>buy make sure my ticket is in the absolute middle row and column
>eat at indian restaurant the night before
>LETS GO BOYS.jpg
>movie starts
>lights fade
>i have mastered the art of silent farting
>One stinky dinky
>heads turn
>hear whispering
>Two stinky dinky
>can sense everyone getting upset at the disgusting stench
>Three stinky dinky!
>Uh oh
>accidentally shit myself
>cant movie and leave because trapped by people in full theater
>have to sit in my shit and wait for the flick to be over
>people in my vicinity slowly leave
>theater gets evacuated because someone complained about a dead animal
>bolt out of the fire exit and never return
Normies BTFO
>>29684162
>things that never happened
>originaletto
>>29684263
Some things may have been a bit exaggerated
Who else /devilish/ here?
> th_t f__l wh_n n_ gf
>>29684115
aeeeo
>>29684203
Is aeeeo the new way of saying tfwnogf? Because I like it
>>29684115
thot fool whon nu gf
Why are british girls so qt?
why could i have not been born a british chad so i could have a qt danielle gf?
would you introduce her to your parents?
>>29684112
I thought the stereotype was that british women were generally ugly.
This girl is qt, though.
Wagecucks, your being replaced.
>>29684084
*you're
That's a good thing desu. The more we can automate entry level jobs maybe we can create jobs for the millions of normies flooding out of college with a degree on gender science
does that device also have a special hole that can be fucked only by its owner? Cause if it has it then wagecucks have truly been replaced
>>29684084
In my professional NEET opinion these machines are a leap in technology, no longer will i have to see the wagecuck's miserable face.
I'm currently accepting applications for a femanon to orbit. The selected candidate will receive around-the-clock emotional support and occasional material gifts including 1 (one) Pink Yarn Yoshi Amiibo.
REQUIREMENTS:
>Biologically female
>Okay-looking face
>Virgin
PREFERENCES:
>Interested in console video games
>Occasionally initiates conversation so as to sustain the illusion of friendship and/or reciprocated romantic feelings
>Responds to jokes, links, etc. with more than one-word answers, e.g. "lol" or "cool"
>Reminds me of HER
Please respond.
There's plenty of other boards for this kind of shit. Please go to one.
>>29684093
PLEASE BE MY GIRLEFRIEND I WILL GIVE YOU MONEY
this is funny XD
>tfw you finish up typing a reply and selecting an image and the thread you were about to post in gets deleted
This board is so slow I don't even know how that's a problem.
>>29684049
You don't know shit
>5+ threads open
>Keep F5-ing them
>No new posts since my post
I am the true thread killer.
>unsheats keyboard
>appears behind your post
pst... nothing personell, kid
>>29684167
Shit I hate when that happens
Threads on /r9k/ die so randomly and without notice
