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You are a homeless person and you have to sing a song to beg for money.
What will you sing?
>>29682889
This shit rite here nigga
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1L-Bp7FUoRQ
JUST FORK IT ALL OVER
OR SOME PUPPETS WILL GET SHOT!
>>29682889
This.
By far the best moonman single. Even better than Notorious KKK.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l3_G22yk4Z4
The neighbor girl just asked if I wanted to go shoot some fireworks with her.
What the flying fuck???
well,, what does she look like?
>>29682892
Generic I guess...
How old is she and send pics otherwise I have no context to help you
Are there any pornstars you'd actually date/marry?
>>29682842
Prime Jasmine Byrne and Remy Lacroix
>>29682842
Elle Alexandra
>>29682842
Most of them do but they date and marry each other, the directors and the producers. It works like in a cultty sorth of way
There is someone in the attic
Building a strange machine
Never really seen him
But I think he works all day
Blinded by the world outside
I stay inside
Hardly know my name
But it's getting better by time
I saw something in the mirror
Someone's watching me
If I hide in the attic
He will never get to me
I found some rope on the floor
I have to build a trap
So I started on my machine
I'm never to be seen
i dont know what this is but i want
moar
>>29682823
prese sir, my we have some morr?
can i have more please, just a little
ISTP God-race
>ISTP
>God
Top Kek
I think you mean INFP, bud.
>>29682808
explain
O R I G I N A L C O M M E N T A R Y
>at least you are not a woman
feels good man
>>29682758
>at least you are not living life on easy mode
i dont exactly feel good about this
>>29682785
lel, you just don't get it, nothing can comepnsate for being a woman.
>>29682758
>tfw you will never be a cute girl
thanks for triggering my dysphoria, pal
I really want to fuck Tracer. I don't know what it is about her, but I really want to fuck her.
>>29682747
tracer a cute
>>29682747
Bye bye love, we're leavin' now
>>29682747
it's the careful jewish market analysis-type character design
I have a date with a 37 year old milf any advice I'm 21
>>29682685
my only question is how did you get a date with a milf?
>>29682809
by being a fucking normie who neebs to leave xDD
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>29682809
This
Desu originalo
My entire life is like a comedy movie.
>>29682630
Suck it up pussy.
original
mine is like a cartoon
peolle already said that I should write and sell it
>>29682630
>my entire life
you mean including the part where you sit motionless in front of the computer for 6 straight hours after yuo wake up and eat your 3 bowls of count chocolate?
chad is better than you at everything
that comic/manga you like? chad drew it
that new game you like playing? chad programmed it (look at blizzards offices for example)
that tv show you like watching? chad is one of the writers
that snack you like eating? chad came up with the recipe
there isn't anything chad doesn't do
That's why I pirate all my comics, games, television, and food.
Enjoy keeping Stacey happy on a pittance.
>>29682669
oh don't worry, chad also runs that torrent site that you get stuff from
>>29682926
And Chad designed the parts of the pc you use
Was my ex cute? I miss her
>>29682567
Oy vey you broke up with this hot piece of tookus? What are you, an anti-semite?
Not attractive to me at all.
>>29682657
Is that because she lacks a feminine penis?
just gave myself a wine enema held it for an hour and now im shitting it out ask me anything
What was the alcohol concentration of the wine?
Has the alcohol dehydrated your rectal epithelium, giving you a nice, dry butthole?
Do you plan on using another alcohol, such as methanol or phenol?
>>29682543
Did you get drunk?
>>29682575
it was 12% an I diluted it with 4 cups of water
wine is as strong as you want to go anything higher than 12% leads to blood and pain
![image_update_dd03a43203870c4b_1362748606_9j-4aaqsk[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/uaNV1ET.jpg "image update dd03a43203870c4b 1362748606 9j-4aaqsk[1]")
Anyone here banging up opiates/opioids already?
How old are you, and how long have you been injecting?
LOL faggots drug right there
I've been injecting for about 2 years. I've already got hiv. O well.
>>29682536
never banged it just smoke tar and raw opium occasionally
>so anon, why don't you just get a trap gf?
I would except none will ever look as cute as pizza
>>29682514
You make it sound easy. Cute traps don't go for limp-wristed skelly-mode teenage boys
They all want yuge dicks. And I want no dicks.
>fembot here
>tfw everytime I go out alone and get drunk something bad happens
Why don't men have self control?im not even a hot girl and this still happens. I just want to get sloppy drunk and wake up in an alley somewhere without having to worry that someone has raped me the night before. Just because I'm getting drunk doesn't mean I'm looking for sex.
>>29682471
Not a very good bait.
>>29682471
Alright, assuming this isn't bait, yeah, ideally you should be able to make stupid decisions without getting raped. Not even the biggest cunt deserves rape, in my opinion. That being said, you can't be a fuckin' idiot and put yourself in risky situations then wonder why the hell bad things happen to you. We don't live in an ideal world, so don't expect people to act like saints. If this means not being a DAB then so be it.
>>29682471
OP needs to try harder. This is blatant bait.
