https://m.youtube.com/watch?list=RDPWgvGjAhvIw¶ms=OAFIAVgB&v=PWgvGjAhvIw&mode=NORMAL
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ULW4D__dRsU
>>29682721
Just noticed there's some guy on the left joining in too near the end
>>29682460
Depressing lyrics desu
>be 7
>friend's dad asked me to wipe his ass
>>29682432
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha OP
>>29682432
Shit what happened?
You can't make a post like that without giving us the full greentext, OP.
What are you picking robots?
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>>29682426
Mega Millions
If I hit the mega millions, (I believe you walk away with like 220 million) I will live life like hugh hefner porn version. I would choose the hottest current pornstars right now (young new upstarts, must be less than 22 years old) and hire them as my girlfriends and have them follow me around everywhere and show them off. I would buy the latest sports cars and lambos and drive them up and down the local roads in my town pissing poor peasants off. I would spend 30 million on a luxurious mansion...
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>>29682426
that shit is a waste of money, you might as well just go spend your 2 dollars on candy, The odds are like 1 in 200 million.
>>29682533
Assuming you are serious :
You litterally want money so you can show it to other people ?
Like are you that empty ?
Why was I born with subhuman genes?
How did I deserve this?
>>29682415
You were Chad in previous life and bullied subhumans.
>>29682415
find another shitskin wife my friend no need to be mad about the eyes
>>29682462
I'm an Ashkenazi Jew
>Decide to stop being a beta.
>Become aesthetic af.
>Acquire some confidence due to lifting.
>Essentially become a Chad.
>Eventually get a gf.
>She loves me like no other one day and acts like I did something wrong the next.
>Tfw sex wasn't worth this.
Seriously, relationshits are a meme.
>>29682403
iktf
now i know why prostitution is the first profession and continues to be so popular
Yep. Life is stupid. I'm going to make sure I die young.
you can't win. all women are like this. you stop paying attention to them for 5 minutes to go do something and when you come back they rip you a new one. the frustration isn't worth ANYTHING, much less sex.
>be me
>be robot
>work in a factory
>any 2/10 that gets a job has literally all these men coming after them giving them attention
>literally the equivalent of roaches coming out of woodwork
>don't talk to 2/10s because fuck bitches
>they come to me and try talking to me
>Anon why don't you ever talk to me??? ;)Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
ree normie get out a f
>>29682401
>Whatttt
why?
asdfg
>>29682436
I'm enjoying the sarcasm.
I was invited to a party of an old friend of mine, being the idiot i am i went.
I know almost no one and every i dancing to club music, im sitting outside on a lawn chair alone.
What the fuck do i do. I dont know how to dance.
>>29682379
get in there and act like any chad in movies, dont hesitate, just be funny.. i dont know pal slingshot yourself like if you were a angry bird or something.
Leave, legit just drive home and watch some anime
>>29682379
Why would you even? desu watching anime in a comfy bed sounds a lot more enjoyable than a normalfag party
who else hates whiny music?
i like sad music but it can't be whiny or i feel like a little bitch
/sadbutnotwhinymusic/ anyone?
Whiny music is tumblr shit, if you want REAL feels listen to interpol
I only like or dislike music based on song. There are genres I will say I hate, but there are examples from those genres I will like. The lyrics can practically be about anything. Although the more degenerate they are the more funny I find them.
>>29682317
>listen to whiny music
>feel like a bitch
>think about what others would say about my shit taste
>feel worse
After years of being a literal whore, our heroine decided that she now grew out of that phase. (known as puberty to humans)
After literal liters alpha cum, she is now looking for a pleb to be her servant and provider. She now enters queen mode.
As a reward this male may be allowed to sleep with her. After all he should be gracious.
She can never be satisfied with him, he can never make her horny like ALPHA cock, when she is shaking just because she knows someone of HIGH SOCIAL value is about to penetrate her vagina.
>>29682260
What the fuck. Women are not the only ones that do this.
It's perfectly natural to want to play the field before marrying. There is NOTHING WRONG WITH THAT.
I'm not saying there aren't whores. Not all women are whores, men do the same shit, fuck your lock/key metaphor, everyone has the right to look around before settling. This is just the truth.
Abandoning shitty thread
>>29683155
You forgot to sage desu
>>29683155
>muh dubbul standards
women are ruined by sex. men are improved by it. no one wants a used slut, but everyone wants a virile stud.
Queue music, chat, watch videos (and meme hard), come on in! Orbiting NOT permitted.
https://www.dubtrack.fm/join/r9k-the-musical
FAQ
>What do the arrows and the heart in the Iower right corner do?
The arrows are used for voting. They're called "dubs". If a song gets 50%+1 of the rooms population in downvotes, it will be skipped. But the upvotes help us decide if a mandatory skip should be overruled, so please be sure to vote either way. The heart is used to "claim" a waifu.
>What...
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>>29682221
>2221
One off
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eternal_return
Swiggy swog butts
Oh gee, little Jimmy and I was jus' playin' baseball 'till our dang ball went a-shootin' into our principals office window, SHUCKS!
You're walking out of school/work on a Friday. You notice some loud, young normies coming your way, phones out and snapchatting/instagramming/vining/tweeting.
One of then yells at you while pointing his phone to "hit the dab!"
A girl says "do it for the Vine!"
Now you have the whole group looking at you, with their phones out, waiting.
What do you do?
>>29682203
What dab? What are they talking about? Unless they're actually holding a dabbing pipe or something else that would allow me to figure out what the fuck they mean, I'd probably just smile awkwardly and keep walking.
>>29682203
>stare
>turn red
>keep staring
>autistic half smile
>muffled laughter
>look down
>keep walking
>go home and post on /r9k/ about hating normies
bend arm infront of my face, other arm loosly out to the side, while looking kinda down. make audibly ""dah"" sound.
they think i hit the dab just right.
i recruit them into my cult, start going around recruting people who can hit that dab. kill everyone who cant.
pure darwinism leads to a dab-able humanity where we greet each other by dabing if we are friends, or by shouting dayum daniel if its a formal ocasion.
dabs.
STOP
WHAT ARE YOU DOING
WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING HERE
YOU'RE KILLING YOURSELF
How am I killing myself. I'm dying just as fast as you.
>>29682154
was literally about to go to the store for a bunch of liver-destroying alcohol
and im still going anyway your not the boss of me your not my real dad
But I'm just sitting here eating dinner anon.
Anyone else like REALLY nerdy here?? I can't stop watching vsauce videos omg!
I'm such a nerd!! xD
>>29682122
Fuck off, bald nigger.
I'm just kidding, I like this guy's videos in pic related.
>mfw someone says I'm just like Sheldon Cooper from The Big Bang Theory
Bait originaller faggot
Am I the only one that is obsessed with him? Am I a faggot?
Yes, he's trash now. Literally Hopsin tier tryhard shit.
>>29682098
There are a million other 14 yr olds that are obsessed with him, too
>>29682138
6 of his 8 albums has gone #1
7 of his 8 albums has gone platinum
He has 170M albums sold of his 8 solo albums alone
Hopsin has yet to break the top 10 on any of his albums. and hasn't even sold 10% of what Eminem has.
But yeah, same tier. Your musical opinions are very valuable.
So anon why don't you talk to us more?
"You're boring"
this kills the stacy
>I generally don't start conversations if I have nothing to say.
>Did you want to talk to me? You'll have to give me something to talk about. I'll do my best to accommodate you.
>>29682058
Ok. So you are out with the boys, drinking beer at the bar. And you see these two girls across the bar. Your boys basically egg on you that your single and need to go talk to women and stop being shy. They basically push you towards the two girls. They both turn around and see you!
What do you say?
What are some good pick up line for hot girls?
How do you talk to random girls in public?