>tfw no ex-wife who takes all my money and kicks me in the balls.
>will never live in a tiny, unheated cuck apartment while she keeps the house and my alimony buys her a new car, iphone ,tv , etc
>she will never kick me in the balls so hard that I hit a high note, cry and feel the pain in my nuts for the next few days.
Any robots got kicked in the balls by their ex-wife or cucked in the divorce settlement ?
I guess theres no way that this would ever actually happen. :/
>>29681989
This happends more on /pol/ desu.
>>29682014
I know I looked up a alimony calculator online. It didn't look like it was likely an ex-wife could take a huge amount of my money ( Like 50 % ) I wonder if I can agree to give more money than the judge decides ?
>It is not enough that the unhappy man should desire truth; he must desire health. Nothing can save him but a blind hunger for normality, like that of a beast. A man cannot think himself out of mental evil; for it is actually the organ of thought that has become diseased, ungovernable, and, as it were, independent. He can only be saved by will or faith. The moment his mere reason moves, it moves in the old circular rut; he will go round and round his logical circle, just as a man in a third-class carriage on the Inner Circle will go round and round the...
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>>29681500
>the man must stop thinking, if he is to go on living.
Knowledge cannot be unacquired; it is like asking a man to believe in Santa Claus again. Even if he pretends, and goes through the motions society expects from him, deep down he knows the truth.
>>29681719
* Feel free to replace "Santa Claus" with "God" in this context.
>>29681500
Is this that nigga Chesterton I always see Zizek quoting
Whatever happened to Ashley? I just recently realized that I was still subscribed to the archive all this time.
She doesn't even have an ED page.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ayvt6KXrX_Y
https://youtu.be/nYxXohNR3fU
>>29681462
sauce on that video
tfw no ftm slut to turn into a twink
she's a sam hyde sex slave now
Tell me about your deepest darkest fantasies
I haven't killed anyone in almost 5 years.
I really want to kill again.
Apart from having a girl want to fuck you and enjoy it, I think the other most satisfying thing is probably to kill a guy. It used to be a normal part of human experience too. Not just some random guy who doesn't deserve it though. I'm not a sociopath. Just some motherfucker who shouldn't be alive.
Arguably, maybe us robots don't really need to be alive either? Could we setup events where he hunt each others for sport? If there's not going to be a fucking war soon, it might be the next best thing.
>>29681318
BONDAGE PARTY
with the boi next door <3
Robot at rich distant relations party, dubs decide what I do.
Pee in pool
Stage your death
>>29681332
Rolling for this. Get ready to piss.
Xbox 360 General - 'I miss my party chat friends'/I don't want to be alive edition.
Share feels ~~ Discuss games ~~ Post Gamertags ~~ Plug in that old console ~~ PC fags ARE NOT welcome, you will be bullied.
YOU MAY NOT KNOW: If you've been offline for a long time, Xbox will offer you great deal to come back to XBL and play. I got one month for $1, opposed to paying seven times that normally.
>ywn play halo 3 with your friends again
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I miss playing through Assassons creed 2 for the first time in the Spring holiday, good times
I'm playing Fallout 3 right now. Im just reached the town where the AntAgonizer and the Mechanist are fighting. Good game
I've been achievement hunting lately, going to get them all.
>kiddies nostalgiaing over the fucking 360.
If the games aren't on cartridges it isn't nostalgic
Guys, I refuse to hit the 25+ virgin mark and I'm really close I have girl coming over on Tuesday and I think the really wants it, what do I do to prepare
wash your dick
>>29681239
this and jerk off 30min-an hour before, so you can last a bit longer and not give away that your a virgin.
>>29681265
She knows I'm a virgin and she told me not to jerk off after Sunday cause she doesn't want it to take forever
How are you holding up fellow oldfags?
I was not made for this world
>>29681218
41 here. Life is a never-ending drudgery of pointless shit. It never "gets better" and it never stops.
>>29681218
Today is more or less the same as yesterday witch was the same as the day before.
Forty-five to fifty more years I believe I have to wait before it ends naturally.
>Good
25, college grad, live with roommate, work in law, $40,000/yr, getting a raise/promotion late August. Even though my ex came back into my life and there are issues, things are better. I've grown substantially and continue to treat people well.
>Not so Good
Cousin recently murdered. Realizing mother is getting older and will, at one point or another, die. Realizing the same of my siblings and nephews. Only solace comes in knowing I have no intent to have kids who will experience like losses in...
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Do you have any physical/mental illnesses? What is the worst part about them? How do they affect day to day life?
Hypercalciuria
>pass a calcium crystal (like a kidney stone, but clear) each month
>dilation of my left uriter causes 8 hours of overwhelming pain
>stay curled up into a ball while it's happening
>my dick just burns a little while I eventually pee it out and then the pain subsides
Schizoaffective Disorder
>put in loony bin
>scared shitless all the time
>worst part is the empty feeling. I call it "the void"
>the void makes me feel so physically uncomfortable and emotionless that I want to crawl out of my skin
>auditory Hallucinations are distracting and sometimes spooky
How about you guys?
>>29681130
I should also add that my hydronephrosis in my left kidney is where the calcium collects and forms crystals. It's getting smaller with age though. When I was 14, I used to vomit from the pain.
Holy crap anon. This sucks! Sorry to read that...
For me, I guess I'm pretty depressed. Doesn't really compare though.
>>29681130
why even live? like im not telling you to off yourself, im geniuenly asking, i want a reason like that. like if i had any physical condition that shitty i would sleep on the tracks
>/v/ has shitty userbase but good taste in video games
>/a/ has a good userbase but shit taste in anime
Is there any good hobby-based boards on this site?
>>29681055
/m/ is solid if you're into Scopedog or the Gun-Dams & such
>>29681098
It's pretty dead though.
/tv/ is okay.
A girl will NEVER look at you like this, EVER.
Why even continue on living, guys?
I really have no interest in some gamer girl slut who is leeching off some YouTuber idiot. I mean her favorite game has to be angry birds or Mario cart
>>29681113
i just had so much satisfaction in reading that. May i suck you penis?
>>29681113
Even I have to admit there was something really aesthetic about your post.
post whats going on your life atm and how you feel about it.
old school /feels/ thread.
>>29681028
well girlfriend and I have been like fire and fire, highest highs and lowest lows with each other for years. After awhile it gets old. Recently been fading away from her towards my friend, cheated on her. Not really sure what this friend wants from me, think I love her but too many things saying I shouldn't date her. Will always have passionate feels about long time gf. Thought I knew what love was but now I have no idea what the fuck is going on. Kinda numb, feel bad but at the same time it was only a matter...
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>getting kicked out of my rental
>Planning out my living as a homeless bro
>Work part time at a pizza restaurant
>Set to go to boot camp in December for the Marines
bump for feelsjkn eskjdnf weasjkbzd
so /r9k/ tell me how far would you go?
tell me where most of your fetishes are in?
Any of you in the bottem
up to irredeemable
I'd say most are between creep to wierd
Up to Irredeemable (Unbirth).
Mostly they fall under creep though (Giantess and Vore).
>>29681011
I'm firmly Creep-tier. Giantess, vore, cigarettes, tattooos, etc.
Did anyone go through a gay/bi phase?
When I was 10-16 I would have happily fucked loads of guys I liked at the time.
Now I pretty much exclusively fuck girls, with pretty much no attraction to guys. I do masturbate to sissys occassionally, but I think I'm pretty much straight now.
Is it normal to be at one point in your life virulently homosexual?
>>29681000
>I do masturbate to sissys occassionally, but I think I'm pretty much straight now.
What an oxymoron.
Yes these past few years. I think its just easier to receive sexual pleasure from a blowjob from a guy compared to finding a girl who would give you a bj. I mean its like climbing a hill compared to climbing a mountain.
I've been on the submissive side of these gay experiences a few times and didn't really enjoy it, I enjoy the dominant side more.
When I fantasize about gay shit, its usually 50% dominant and 50% submissive
>>29681000
I'm in a bi phase right now. I fantasize about sissifying myself and getting a dominant boyfriend but since I know it's a phase, I don't do that.
Can someone ever become "dominant" if it's not natural to them?
I'm vanilla, and sometimes submissive, but 99% of girls want a dominant guy so it's like, fuck.
>>29680989
>Can someone ever become "dominant" if it's not natural to them?
Not really. It's just something like fetishes - either you have it or not. Sure maybe higher amount of T could improve situation but if you' re eating healthy and weight normal, it wont change a thing.
>>29680989
If you are otherwise a healthy and normal man it comes with experience.
>>29681040
I predict he has none of those things
>>29680989
Yeah, why not. It's all in your head. But it's hell of a change of attitude... It might be pretty hard. But surely doable. I'm trying.
I'm pretty passive and emotionally repressed, and I know there are problems deep down. I guess that's a problem whether "dominant" or not, but it gets in the way for sure. And it's hard to correct. And you pretty much have to; if you're going to dominant at all you can't be an emotionally damaged monster and impose that upon...
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