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>free will is an illusiontip
It depends on how you define free will. Free as in can waving you arms or free as in building a rocket.
>>29679575
>Free as in can waving you arms or free as in building a rocket
wut
>>29679527
free as in "am i capable of making my own decisions?"
fedora atheists who watched the matrix a few too many times need someone else to decide for them, because otherwise they just take the path of least resistance and live like disabled children.
>ultimate turbo manlet
>greatest duelest in the world
>ancient pharaoh with unparalleled power
What's your excuse shorty?
I'm a real person not one of your little anime characters, fuggo
>>29679497
>2016
>implying anime isn't real
The deck of my grandfather had useless cards.
What's the quickest way to get cum out of your dog's fur?
Asking for a friend btw
>>29679481
soap and warm water , and then with a tissue
>>29679481
Omg this is hot, pics?
>>29679481
Lick it off. Not even joking
>OMG, it's so hot and I'm sweating so much!
>Take a sniff and tell me if I smell bad, okay?
i want to take a bath in girl sweat and vagina juices tBh
>>29679469
If you've never done it you are seriously missing out.
>>29679437
Damn I don't know why this shit gets to me.
But it does, robros. It does.
Sweaty grills man...
HNNNNGGGG
>you will never be a rich trust fund baby
>never have your only "work" be maintaining your appearance
>or entertaining your daddy's client's daughter/son
>instead have to choose between working to exhaustion or living a life of poverty
>sometimes both
I'm not delusional enough to think that "spreading the wealth" will solve this, but goddamn it hurts. Anyone who claims that "rich people have their own problems!" can fuck off.
>rich people have their own problems
this is probably a meme to avoid wagecucks to uprise
So you'll just be a baby and give up?
I'd consider myself to be part of a wealthy family.
For someone as friendless and "weird" as myself being rich isn't really helping much.
I don't want anything, I live alone in a run-down apartment near uni.
I don't buy anything, because buying things is too much effort compared to pirating them.
I don't have any interest in doing anything but sitting at home studying and watching films.
>apply to computer store
>they email me and tell me to call for a phone interview
>too much anxiety to use the phone
well lads, looks like i'm staying neet
>>29679381
That's ok bud.
>>29679381
Made a better version of that image for you anon, have a present. I know its not a lot but I hope this will make you feel better, phone interviews are scary but you can always try your best.
let me tell you something my man
ive been a neet for 2 years now
applied to a good payed job at a call center where 80 other applied and they would only hire 10
i went there and had to talk to two guys who asked me the most weirdest shit and i sat there and felt like dying
they said they were going to call me on friday if i get it or not. friday come and i dont get any calls.
check email today and i see that they want me there next monday and that im hired
very nice!
>it's a "describe your perfect partner" foreign language class
>Doesnt try to work during vocal section
>Doesnt care if I play on my phone if there is teamwork and does it for both of us
>will live out in the woods with me
>will have conversations with me about chimp society and mass murder
>will listen to old dickies records with me
>will watch obscure B horror movies with me
>will bridge the gap between death metal and disco with me
>kills kiddies
What's the point of living if there is no Adam Lanza in the world to live for
>>29679357
>Acute mental illness like depression, anxiety, psychosis
>Skinny, but not eating disorber skinny
>messy fucking hair
>Only wears what is nessecary (pardon spelling)
>Very quiet
>Very affectionate
That feel when you're 24 and you're probably the biggest loser here
That feel when you literally don't even try to talk to people or make an effort to get to know them anymore because you have nothing to share anyway and if you do try to share anything, people will realize you're a friendless autist with no life experiences so what's the point
That feel when you live with your parents (really expensive out here) and have a shit job because you're too afraid to try to go to grad school because you know you'll fail at it anyway
That feel when you ain't got no friends since like middle school and you a kissless virgin who ain't never even asked a girl out
That feel when you an only child and you ain't never had a good relationship with your parents because they are basically forever alone assholes like you, and people say "it explains everything about you" when you say you an only child, so you have no friends, no relationships, nothing even with your family
That feel when you make people around you laugh because you're a clown but you never find anyone or anything funny yourself, mostly just cynical and sarcastic
That feel when you just fill your free time by browsing the internet, watching TV and watching sports because they take up a shitload of time
That feel when even if by some miracle you did happen to make friends or get a girlfriend, you probably wouldn't even be happy because you would think about how your entire youth was wasted shut in your room
That feel when you don't even know what normal people your age do on the weekends besides going to bars/clubs with your friends and you don't even know what a bar is like
That feel when you don't even know how to hit on a girl
That feel when you ain't got no motivation for anything because you know that no matter what you do, you'll always be alone and miserable
That feel when you just flat out don't care about anything or anyone
>>29679300
go to grad school anon
make something of yourself, do it for us
I think you can do it, for real
>>29679300
You can talk to me, Anon. I love meeting new people. <3 :D
>>29679341
i never will make anything of myself
>>29679372
i dont like talking to people online. i just get the occasional girl from reddit who fawns over my dick
Woman will offer to help you with something, it could be totally arbitrary like helping clean up or picking out a pair of socks. If you EVER say "oh no thanks I got it right now, but thanka for offering" its always met with "oh, well lets see if I offer to help you again then."
Like what the fuck is this? I have caught this shit so many times from women for the dumbest shit. Because I don't need your help at this moment you won't ever help again in the future? Fucking petty creatures, all of them.
they are mad about something else and want to talk about it. they think you understand this because they assume men can perceive subtle social cues like they can.
>>29679325
>perceive subtle social cues like they can
That's a really generous way to say that they're childish liars.
>>29679293
There's a thing in psychology, forgot the name, stating that if you let someone do small services for you, they are the one who like you more afterward.
The person I've liked for the past 3 years now just turned me down and said that they will never like me. Can we have a happy thread?
>spend three years being a cuck
>expect sympathy
>>29679291
I feel you OP, though I have never been in love with anybody being rejected must suck hard
>>29679291
BECAUSE I SEE YOU FEELING DOWN
I'VE BEEN TRYING TO CALM AND FADE IT
BUT YOU DON'T WANT TO TURN AROUND
TEENAGERS SO COMPLICATED
HOLD ON HOLD ON
AIN'T NO ONE WHO CAN TAKE YOUR PLACE NOW BABY
PLEASE LET ME SEE YOU SMILING.
Why are so many people these days assholes to me just because I'm a White, Blond, Male?
What the Hell?
I didn't do anything wrong.
Are there people actually being assholes to you bin real life, or did a group of people online say that they don't like you and you feel personally attacked ?
>>29679450
People are being assholes to me in real life, specially non-white people, they look at me in disgust.
Girls seem to be finding reasons to be unattracted to me, I would have a hell of a time with them if I didn't put on so much muscle.
I'm not fucking Trump
>>29679281
Because you have a victim complex like all of tumbl/pol/
What does the average girl look like to r9k? Can girls even look average?
>>29679273
I just sort them as good looking or not good looking
>>29679290
This dude gets it.
See, Anons, a man will say a girl is "above average" if he finds her attractive, but in reality we find most average girls to be attractive, making the word "average" meaningless.
>>29679290
>good looking
Damn you're picky.
I classify them as tolerable or not tolerable. Boner-wise, mostly.
I don't do the ranking thing in my head though. I guess that's your main point? I think it's crass. I don't want to think like this. I never really did. It's the "redpill" people that really insist on doing it I think (for a bunch of reasons).
>2016
>Still no algorithm you feed the last 100 songs you listened to and calculates your musical taste finding you songs you will enjoy
How can we as a species justify this?
I like the exploring, when I find another great song or artist it's like the birthday present I never got.
>>29679252
It sounds like the algorithms they use on YouTube to suggest video you might enjoy?
Just listen to the 100 songs on YouTube and see if it suggests you similar songs.
Both last.fm and spotify have similar things
>tired of everyone
>remember cleverbot
>give it a go again
>realize that I just spent half an hour talking to a bot
>realize that this had been my most pleasant conversation in a long time
What has my life come to actually
It's nothing other than false hope.
>>29679288
Sometimes it doesn't understand and says something random, but it still has a lot of potential imo.
>>29679305
Normies are so boring that they would fail the Voigt-Kampff test.
Write a letter to someone why may or may not read it thread.
Messaggio originale
>>29679203
Hello fembots I could really do with a gf.
,Yours truly anon.
>>29679546
That handwriting tho
![Sad-Frog-Meme-Gun-071[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/h5yaBS6.jpg "Sad-Frog-Meme-Gun-071[1]")
