What are you listening to/ doing right now
>listening to samba
>drinking coffee
>feeling sad
>listening to K-OS
>hungover so drinking water
>feel meh
What has you sad desu?
>>29675568
Life, familiano, life has me down...
Listening to some crows argue down the street and drinking coffee in bed with my tablet. Enjoying the novelty of quiet small town mornings.
Am I allowed to post here if I'm married?
>>29675461
How many cocks did your wife suck before you?
>>29675479
All of them most likely
>>29675479
How can I get mad at that when I fucked plenty of girls before I met her?
As long as none of them were niggers
>be on """"""date""""" with a female friend I hadn't seen in a long time
>drink more than expected, while she barely drinks because of some antibiotics
>On twitter, she's kind of an entry-level feminazi (no dyed hair or shit tho)
>suddenly, while we talk about a common aquitance who happens to be gay, it seems to me like a good idea saying "nah he's a flamboyant faggot"Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
could've just been a nervous or polite laugh
fantastic blog post OP, where do i subscribe?
>>29675480
Nah, it was a "chinese eyes and cover her mouth with her hand" laugh. Then she kept on with the topic. I called that dude a flamboyant faggot because she was telling me about some weird flower liquor he had at home. After my intervention she laughed like that and said something like "there's also these belgian fruit beers, that's very gay"
>almost friendless (bar Wilson)
>drug addiction
>physical impairment
>hates normies and has virtually no regard for their feelings
He was pretty much the ultimate robot
>>29675414
He also tried killing himself a few times.
Didn't he die in the series finale? Or Wilson died? I forgot what happened, other then it being confusing and House and Wilson having a bromance on a motorcycle.
No he could actually talk to a room full of people and strangers without becoming a stuttering, nevously laughing wreck.
>>29675462
Faked his own death IIRC
>>29675462
He faked his own death to avoid jail/prison( whats the difference? idk) time so he could be there for Wilson, since he only had few months left to live.
I'm never going to get laid, will I?
you are sickening
>>29675399
Anon there is someone out there for you. Don't give up, I was in your place about five months ago but now there's this one girl I talk with almost everyday. You have to be smart but you also have gone patient.
>>29675399
>God bless your soul
Maybe she's a christian and not a slut so she's not going to want to fuck you because of that OP?
*blocks your path*
*draws knife*
Heh... You want to see what I can do with this?
*rushes at you*
HAVE A GOOD LOOK!!!!
Sif pls no.
*unzips fedora and pulls out katana*
Cute knife, kid. But let's see how it holds up against my "knife"
*katana ignites with blue flame*
>>29676884
what game is this? famalam
Femanon here.
I personally love the shitstorm that starts everytime some poor faggot makes one of these anti women or feminist threads. Gives me a chance to see just how upset I've made everyone and chuckle a bit.
You think jokes about kitchens or showing tits bother me? It just goes to show how much power any random female holds over you, they can pull your complete attention away from a topic just by having a vagoo.
Sure, you'll act tough and cynical here, but we all know it's just a desperate overcompensation for how much of a doormat you are...
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>>29675331
tl;dr
i don't expect this comment to be original
Yeah but here's Dr Doom
Fuck you feminazi
i wanted to take me a selfie for tinder and i noticed how fuckin visible the double chin is
nigger i fuckin need a filter or something
if you're overweight enough to have a double chin, you're not going to have much success on tinder. try okcupid or something slightly less appearance oriented
>>29675306
maybe there is one that likes to cuddle a bear n shit
ehhh
>>29675306
do fatties have more luck on okcupid?
what gets used in your area?
a breathalyzer or a field sobriety test
i dont even know. in 14 years of driving i've never had to do either. i've only been pulled over twice, both times for a brake light/headlight being out
Most cops do not carry breathalyzers. They use the field sobriety test and then will usually have an officer that does carry a breathalyzer come over if they are suspected of driving under the influence of alcohol.
>>29675259
A breathalyzer.
Why the fuck would they ever have people do some tests which are time consuming and have a chance of being passed by an intoxicated person rather than getting them to blow for 20 seconds into an apparatus?
I miss her so much, robots.
>>29675250
Me too, buddy. She was the best thing that will ever happen to me and I pushed her away with my constant negativity. Csn't even blame her.
>>29675250
What happened to your hand?
>>29675304
It feels bad knowing that she was completely justified with leaving me. I'm a mess.
If a woman is shorter than 5'8 and weighs more than 110 then she is ugly.
This is a fact and there is no point in debating it.
If a woman is black then she is ugly.
This is a fact and there is no point in debating it.
>>29675198
If a woman is tall and thin there is no way she can be ugly
>>29675178
>be me
>be short
>be chubby
>have handsome bf with a good body
>he doesn't seem to mind that I'm chubby (5'3" and 120 lbs)
It makes m feel safe and comfy knowing that someone finds me attractive
I know everyone looks at the past with rose-tinted glasses, but it really seems like people, women in particular, are becoming uglier. By extension, other facets of life, such as art, music, and architecture are becoming uglier as well.
Hypothesis: The cause has something to do with the ongoing revolt against traditional beauty standards, the prevalence of highly-processed junk food, the trendiness of gender-bending, and our lowest-common-denominator participation trophy culture.
I work my ass off at 2 jobs, save up money, try and find time in between that to exercise...
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Well-written, and interesting view. I support this.
>My masculine desire for youthful feminine beauty is sick and creepy while drunken ratchetbitch promiscuity is something celebrated.
This one hit the hardest.
>it really seems like people, women in particular, are becoming uglier. By extension, other facets of life, such as art, music, and architecture are becoming uglier as well.
could you expand further on this? how does women's continuing degradation of true beauty in your mind affect those various aspects of art specifically? can you not separate the great things humans have created from your affliction with women? or have the two always been connected for you?
>Those who manage some semblance of attractiveness...
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Are you saying literally every girl you've ever had romantic interest in wasn't up to your standards?
Hey /r9k/, should I go to this?
>>29675163
go and bring me back some cringe
>>29675300
this, its very hard to be original when you have the attention spann of a fish.
>>29675163
>london
how about you neck yourself instead you effete metrosexual
I AM SO FUCKING CLOSE GUYS, SO CLOSE
I've been on the path of robotdom since like 12 (atleast when it became apparent) and I've always told myself that I just wanted an easy job and to come home and indulge in hobbies. I just wanted an easy life, no gf, no wife, no kids, no marriage, no big house, none of that shit because im a free spirit and all. I cannot take stress whatsoever, and unfortunately things are so expensive I had to go to college, i couldnt just work and move out and live modestly without busting my ass 60 hours a week.
But, im in school now for cybersecurity and in two years, ill have my degree and certificatoins and i can be free. I can get away from everybody that i know and be free after work. I don't want to work 40 hours a week but as long as i can go home alone ill be fine. I'm normally suicidal and cutting myself and freaking out but i spent 3 months unemployed and even one month where i lived by myself and just worked 60 a week and both times, i was fucking content. I was just going through the fucking motions and i was fine.
Once i get out, and make money sitting on my ass all day and then go home and be alone I will be soooooo happy. No more being uncomfortable in my own bed, no more people at work making me feel worthless just form their presence (maybe a little but i will have a nice stress free place to return to instead of the family i have now) no more of that. just life. No more cutting, no more suicidal thoughts, the girl thing, when i was didnt see women for months on end, they didnt even register, i didnt even jerk off that much, it was fucking ecstasy. THis is the only thing keeping me from fucking ending it and i pray to God that i can get it, i dont want much in life, but holy shit i have bust ass to get it, but only another two years.
>>29675158
>tfw you are to retarded to read that text.
>MSFCONSOLE
Godspeed, robot. You're almost there, you're almost free. Inshallah! Just make sure that you don't let a woman parasite you and you'll achieve what you've been working for so long towards.
For the last 2 weeks I've been getting solicited by a tech start up in California to be a systems engineer for a retarded amount of money. I've talked to the CEO, some software engineers, the director of engineering, the CTO, etc etc and they've all been very pleased with me. I feel like I'm misleading them and don't deserve whatever interest or respect they might have for me.
I guess some context might help. I'm a 19 year old male and have previously been a systems administrator for an industrial pulp mill. I've got some pretty screwed...
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My only advice especially as former sys admin myself is with any job never count your eggs before they hatch. As in don't jump to anything until you have that offer in hand. Also you don't have tell me the rate exactly but how much is better?
Also where is it? I would move to a good job but it depends where I'm not going to the boonies in some bun hole out in the Midwest neither am I moving to a city that's cold and has high crime like Detroit.
The same goes for cost of living and if it's a livable place worth setting roots.
It would be a remote position so I would never need to move. There was talk about sending me off to Long Island for a week or something with one of their senior software engineers to orientate though.
It's a 30k increase in pay before taxes and I'd receive similar benefits to what I currently have.
My cost of living is basically nothing. Even with my current job I'm putting away >$1500 a month like it's nothing.
>>29675085
nice humble brag there bro