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Are Chinese girls cute?
you tell me brahza
>>29675039
Cute but not as cute as Korean girls.
Is it true that menstruation is not taboo in China and that girls bleed everywhere and no one cares?
Man eats concrete trying to impress his friend
https://youtu.be/lC7lqyO1U9s
>Promises video of guy pouring concrete into his stomach because >le so randum XD
>Instead it's a video of dudebros fucking around
Glad I didn't watch the whole thing faggot.
Stop promoting your videos here.
>>29675004
why does this look scripted and that they were paid to be there?
How do you like your coffee
Like my wifes boyfriends, Black.
>>29674939
Like my heart, black.
>>29674939
I don't, any type of coffee gives me headaches after just one sip.
Why would you want a gf if you won't be able to keep her or satisfy her ? am I the only /insecure/ guy here ?
find a girl who is more insecure than you, who will be willing to do all of the heavy lifting.
>>29674898
I'm not attracted to desperate girls.
>>29674898
Those are probably uglier than me
I've been eating healthily and calculated for a full month now, and throughout the whole experience I wanted to have some junk food, a large chocolate, a tub of icecream, a family sized pizza.
Is it fucking worth it? I mean, I am completely outside of society, other than sitting silent with headphones on in the office at work, and talking to the supermarket clerk when buying supplies.
I don't need to look good, nor do I make a big effort of it. As far as health is concerned, do I really need to abstain from delicious junk food?
Does it at least get better, does it get easier, to I start hating it after several months of torture?
Am I fucking expected to feel hungry, empty, and always battle my desires if I am to remain "healthy" in my diet?
Fuck.
>>29674796
It's only worth it for normies who have to impress women and compare themselves to other normies. Did 3 weeks myself and it felt like torture. Days felt so boring and depressing. If you've got nothing else going on in your life, food seems exciting and dinner is literally the main event of every day. As long as you don't turn obese, who cares
>>29674796
>As far as health is concerned, do I really need to abstain from delicious junk food?
Depends. If you're a just a bit overweight then it's fine. If you're obese, you need to take better care with what you eat.
>Does it at least get better, does it get easier, to I start hating it after several months of torture?
Yes it does. Your body will "acclimate" to your new diet. The cravings will be fewer, less strong and farther between.
>Am I fucking expected to feel hungry
No. Watch yourself when eating food. Chew slowly and thoroughly, give your body the time to tell your brain you're full.
Do whatever makes you happy though, life is short. If you don't mind being a fat bastard then it's probably not worth the effort for you. Many people are super fit and force themselves to go to the gym and all and then get cancer... It's not black and white, effort is not always rewarded
Stick with it, you're more likely to meet a nice grill if you're in shape.
Got called in on your saturday off to make up for the holiday on Monday? Thats the bricks, kid. Boss needs those reports by the end of the day or its your ass! Let me know how that 8th cup of coffee is treating you, the day is almost over!
Eggman you finally went on propecia?
>>29674748
Yet another timeless thread from you Scotty.
>>29674812
Eggman shmegman, this is the NEET ultimate form
I've been reading a lot of threads concerning ''not experiencing teenage love'', and from someone who has experienced it, I think it honestly fucked me up more in the long run.
>be me
>be 16
>fall madly in love with a girl
>literally want to spend every waking minute on this fucking earth with her
>in a relationship for about 5 months
>we both lost our virginity to each other
>shit starts fading
>mutually break up, no hard feelings or any of that gay drama
We were very young at the time and didn't get to experience a lot of shit we could have together if we were a bit older, and it fucking haunts me now, 4 years later.
I'm almost 21 now, and I've had more relationships after her, but they only made me realize how in love I actually was and make me feel like I can never experience something like that ever again.
First love is the most beautiful thing I've experienced, but it was (and is mostly) short lived and left me kinda longing for a feeling that I will never feel again.
To all of you who are older and haven't experienced such a thing, I would imagine that sucks ass too, feeling like you missed out on your youth n shit, but I'm just here to tell you that even if you have it wouldn't change a thing. If anything it would make shit worse, or at least that's how I see it.
Lemme put it this way:
>you never came in your teenage years, you missed out on cumming, hey that's pretty shitty but at least when you get to experience it, it will be amazing
>I came in my teenage years, felt amazing, and now that I got a taste of it I want more but will never be able to get more
u feel me?
You don't even know whats the pain, fucking cuck, get the fuck outta here!!
>tfw wasted my first love on an ephemeral ego-maniacal, manipulative-liar, online gf.
Even though I knew this I loved her immensely after she admitted she was a murderer and her father was supposedly in the mafia. She used me as an emotional tampon as she would go out to parties/went to concerts in spain with her "guy-friend".
I've had 3 IRL gf's since then and none of them have given me the same feeling of euphoria when speaking to them or thinking about them.
>>29675236
>female
>murderer
Top lel m8
My mom's boyish, so I'm cursed to be attracted to boyish or tomboy girls. I fall for lots of lesbieans.
>>29674660
life is Dukkha
damn brah. your mom is hot
my mum is ugly but i never got along with her so i have stupidly high standards
as a robot this is not a good idea
I wasn't able to orgasm inside my girlfriend, so I'm starting a 120 day challenge of nofap to apparently 'rewire' my brain and it's neural pathways.
Any advice of a nofapper if this actually works or is it just a meme?
>>29674607
"nofap testosterone" is a meme, better use injections.
>>29674642
I'm definitely not injecting shit in my body to orgasm, I can maintain a boner without any worries, I just can't find myself ejaculating without a strong stimuli.
You need to stay away from porn really. That means no coming to this board. Those belly gf threads
qtfadasdfd
>>29674566
why did you capture a deer
>>29674573
To fuck and chill with
>>29674618
You better be prepared for getting lyme disease or getting injured from it's hoofs. Also you pretty much killed it by taking it from it's mother. I doubt it's old enough that it can live solitary.
/r9k/ why am i like this
>>29674535
>0% feeling
>claims robot
>>29674535
You're not or you wouldn't be here. Die
>>29674535
Better than INFJ
I honestly haven't seen a single happy, let alone successful, INFJ post in these threads
Well /r9k/, I have hit rock bottom. I cried infront of a prostitute.
Last night I was taken by a sudden urge of courage, so I decided to just end my loneliness and call a hooker, if only to see what it was like. I don't have much money as i'm unemployed, but i had been saving $80, so I used that.
I managed to find a girl online for that exact sum, so I called her, and arranged for her to come over. I cleaned my place up as best i could, but when she arrived it was odvious she wasn't too happy with my apartment or myself. With visible reluctance she took the money and started to get undressed. I stopped her and told her that i wanted to take it slow since it was my first time, yet the sympathy or understanding i expected to see in her face was not there.
She asked me what i wanted to do, and I mumbled that I didn't know. She seemed pissed off, so i asked her to do what she thought was best.
She grabbed my hand and moved it to her chest. This was the first time i have ever touched another human being or been touched since i was a young child, at least ten years, i flinched and pulled away. It was quite shocking.
She accused me of "fucking around" and wasting her time, I was scared she might just leave right then with my money, so I apologised and told her I wasn't used to being touched. I expected her to say something along the lines of "No surprise there", but thankfully she didn't.
She led me over to the couch and sat down next to me, she started to unzip my pants. Suddenly it was too real, I started to panic for no good reason, my chest was tight and i was shaking. Sex, to me, is something that happens on a screen, it's an abstract concept, it's not something that physically happens, it's something pretend and safe.
I realised i was terrified, then i was swamped by a feeling of intense helplesness.
I don't know why, but rather than asking her to leave, i just started to cry.
She left in disgust, with my money.
So what now? I keep thinking I'm already as low as it's possible to be, but i keep proving myself wrong.
>>29674455
You sound mentally fucked up. At least you took a chance I guess? Take more steps to be less of a fucked up loser, that was your first step.
How is that rock bottom?
Sounds like a fun night and you gained something from it.
>it's an anon finally takes a shower and basks in the warm glow of cleanliness and comfort episode
Thats me alright, lately ive been taking showers every like two or even three weeks
I smell so fucking nice and clean rn, but my hair looks like shit
>>29674650
I shower and shave every day and brush my teeth.
Jesus what is wrong with you.
>>29674665
Not that guy but if I'm not going anywhere on the weekend I don't shower again until Monday morning.
>want to start taking night walks
>I'm also half black and a male
It really sounds like something that would ease my mind, yet, when taking into account who I am, it also sounds like it may cause unwanted trouble, for obvious reasons. People may think I'm looking to rob, rape, murder, etc.
>>29674421
If you don't actually want to rob/rape/murder anyone, nobody will give a shit.
If I see a black male walking down the street at night, my first impression will be that he's just a guy going for a walk.
Doesn't matter if someone thinks you're trying to murder anyone anyway, what are they going to do? Avoid you? Isn't that a good thing?
>>29674421
Keep your Skittles in plain sight or you might get zim-zammed
>>29674487
Not just avoid me, but possibly call the cops and report suspicious activity.
Who else /intelligentbutlazy/?
>IQ of 142 (Tested in high school)
>Asked (literally begged) by school to compete in national math competition, declined cause cba
>Dropped out of High School at first chance cause it was too easy
>Spend my days reading Voltaire and de Broglie on normie tax dollars
I am far more intelligent than all of you, normies. Just dropping by to remind you, and to thank you for your generous contribution to my lifestyle
>>29674390
It's worth the money to keep you off the streets.
>>29674390
>be literal human waste, bottom of the barrel achievements
>"I'm really smart, I'm just lazy tho!! XD"
>>29674390
You're doing Sophias work fucking over the Demiurge with your wasted potential. Keep it up or rather dropped.
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