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One day an ascended wizard appears in front of you. He takes pity on your shit life and hideous face and gives you 3 options. He can make your preexisting facial features handsome, cute, or sexy. Which do you choose and why?
>>29678782
cute so i can transition
>>29678782
I don't know the difference between handsome and sexy...
Can I have my features manly?
I mean super manly
>>29678837
I assumed handsome was more modest and associated with the "pretty boy" image.
I NEED A GAMES TO PLAY. I HAVE PLAYED EVERYTHING.I WANT AN EASY COMFY GAME WITH A STORY MODE.HELP ME
>>29678778
Stardew Valley will calm your autism .
>>29678778
Play oblivion again
>>29678778
Hey it's you again!
I've been thinking about it a bit.
Have you ever played KOTOR 1 and 2?
I fucking LOVED those games.
They're comfy in a certain sense; the combats are command based with pause. So you can take it easy.
They're really good RPGs with a story and a Star Wars setting (you'd think it might be shit because of it, but no, they're great (and I love Star Wars anyway)).
Maybe a bit old school and slow paced by now though.
>that kid who wore the same pair of jeans every day
>>29678724
>that kid who paid attention to the same kids jeans everyday
>>29678724
ooh thats me
> poor
> dont want to go out to buy new stuff because of anxiety
> shitskin so people think im stealing if i go to shops
> mom bought jeans for me but they are 2 big.
>have worn same pair of jeans that are 2 sizes big at the waste and 4 sizes at length for 2 years.
> normie bro telling me i look good
> mfw he is a honest nigger and i love him for it.
>that kid who rotated the same shirts every week and didn't think we noticed
Who here /So ugly that they never take pictures of themselves and avoid letting other people take pictures of them/?
Sure, but it's not really an obscure position to be in.
>>29678723
I don't take pictures of myself because I don't own a camera and prefer my memories over documents.
I don't stop other people from taking pictures of me though, that's stupid
whats your name op? im bradley and i get how you feel
>At a club with some friends and an old love of mine
>A shit ton of drinks later
>She tries to make an advance on me
>Ohshitmytangerines.com
>have to refuse and make up some bullshit lie bc tfw phimosis
>This is the 4th time this month I've turned down sex cause of it
>remain a v
Kill me now
>>29678609
>offered sex 4 times in a month
>>29678609
>At a club with some friends and an old love of mine
stopped reading there normie shit
>>29678609
I've never had the chance to have sex but i'd turn it down just because i have a small penis(looks like a childs) and can't retract my foreskin all the way down.
Do you think I'm ugly Anon? Only ugly people allowed to post.
You're beautiful, don't let anyone tell you otherwise
>>29678596
do you like black women?
>>29678880
No
They look like dykes and are masculine more often than not. If they had penises that would work
>tfw used to buy all my drugs on Silk Road
>tfw when haven't used Silk Road 2.0 ect because I thought it was run by DEA
>Have to buy weed of shitty stoner and haven't had acid or Dmt in 3 years
>>29678550
>not using alphabay
idiot
>>29678550
you deserve to be caught : ^ )
I'm not even going to make a rec because its painfully obvious and if you actually knew what you were doing you wouldn't be posting this meme or buying shit street bud
fag probably pays $20 a dub
>tfw get o's for $100 a pop
ggnore
What browser do you use?
dessuu
When did this shift happen from us using the term "normalfags" to "normies" and why? Are all you mother fuckers from reddit or something?
just shut the fuck up dumb fuck
you killed a thread from page 10 just to post this worthless shit
NORMIE GET OUT!!!!!!111
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>29678551
normalfag detected
fagfagfagfag
It finally happened, /r9k/, I have nobody to talk to so please stay with me for a bit
>Be me
>Live with super christian mom
>6 months ago out of the blue she tells me she wants to get me circumcised
>Tell her no because nothings wrong
>She drops it and doesn't mention it again
>3 months ago
>She calls me into her room and gives me an ultimatum
>"GET CIRCUMCISED OR GET OUT"
>She already knows we have no family/friends I could move in with
>Beg her not to do it, tell her ill do whatever she wants so I don't have to
>She's firm and calls the doc to get a referral to a urologist
>3 weeks ago
>Go to appointment to urologist
>He asks why I want to get circumcised
>Know if I don't say what my mom wants i'm homeless
>"Religious reasons"
>He says alright, we go through the legal stuff and he sets a surgery date
>3 days ago
>The day has come and i'm super nervous
>Mom drives me to day-surgery at the hospital
>Go through all sorts of business and then put on the gown
>Sit in the bed and get stuck with an iv
>I'm terrible with needles and start feeling sick
>Nurse makes me walk to operation room
>Lay on the operating bed and pass out
>Come to and they immediately start with the general anesthesia
>Go back out
>Wake up with pain in crotch area
>Feel sick just thinking about it
>Can't help but look to see what they have done
>Look down in gown
>Blood, bandages, stitches
>Feel light headed and pass out again
>wake up at home
>start deep painful coughing
>caught something at the hospital
>have been popping pills ever since
>due to the stitches boners make my dick feel like its going to burst
>6-7 times a day crippled over in pain due to random boners
>feeling miserable in constant pain and unable to breathe out nose and throats burning, coughing and feeling my insides getting bruised
To top it all off
>mom's and my bank accounts are linked
>she emptied mine to pay for the surgery
>I was saving up to go back to school and get a car
>Months worth of hard wage slaving gone just to have a perfectly fine dick cut
Robot's i've reached my all time low, i'm seriously considering taking all my morphine at once and going to sleep for good, I have nothing, no friends, no family, nobody to comfort me, all I ask is that you maybe share a few moments with me in one of my darkest day.
I never thought they would put you under general anesthetic for just a circumcision .. sounds like bullshit
>>29678542
It was the more expensive of the two options, but knowing how screamish and squirmy I am my mom picked it over local
>buy steam code
>scratched it till it was unreadable
why the fuck do they make these things? 20$ down the drain
Isn't there a number on the back you can call?
Post half of it here, maybe someone can decipher it.
>>29678473
virgins are so predictable its sad.
>tfw no qt 3.14 gf to convince you to end it all
>>29678437
>3dpd
>qt
ho-ho-ho
nice xpost from reddit
she looks like she's missing her upper teeth famalamadingdong
>someone killed themselves because of that mutated fetal alcohol roastie
sad
if i had a dick i would put it in a hot dog bun and take a picture of it
ROASTIE GET OUT OF MY BOARD
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>29678402
>that man hand
>that fuzz on your top lip
Stop lying to yourself.
If I had a vagina I would shoot myself in the head because everyone who has a vagina is a horrible person and everyone who has a penis is a decent person that might have become horrible because of vagina
>if a girl is going to college but doesn't specify her major, expect her to be in only for the "college experience" (aka going to parties, getting drunk and sucking a dozen dicks every party night) while not giving a fuck about her studies because it's probably some useless liberal arts/humanities shit
>if someone posts a non-clear picture of themselves somewhere (using sunglasses, not showing all of their face, using some kind of filter etc.) and it's the only or one of the few pictures they have around, expect them to have invested plenty of time in getting that one ideal photo and be no higher than a 4/10 or 5/10
>if you see someone on 4chan or the internet in general misusing the word NEET (thinking that it means being a shut-in, neckbeard and not the original definition), expect them to definitely be either a total normie, a newfag or underage
>scout girls make shows under the tent for the younger boys, and the bous get so horny then wank off
>taking a picture from another perspective can u make look skinny
>>29678351
Also
>if someone has a full beard but still doesn't seem to be really masculine, then it's really just that: they're betas who decided to get a beard to try and hide their shitty jawline
Can't believe that I didn't pay attention to this earlier.
>>29678515
That's so me
But without the full beard
been up for 28.5 hours. who else is trying to stay up as long as they can?
I-I-I'm....ready....i'm....ready.
and another mountain dew bites the dust.
>>29678339
Things don't get fun until after 40hrs. That's when your hair starts to seem like a person is standing in the corner and you can sometimes catch mumbling whispers. I stayed up for 52 hrs once, I used to take Vyvanse.
>tfw not being able to fit into either robot or normie culture, despite understanding each culture and having the qualities of both robot and normie
its fucking weird and depressing at the same time
>>29678298
So what's stopping you from going full out normie? I could pretty easily become 100% normie but I just choose to sit at home and waste my free time on 4chan and video games. I have a nice job, social skills and live in my own nice apartment. I'm not even ugly. But I just have no desire to "get out there" and meet people, especially women. I'm just comfortable doing nothing really.
>>29678503
my social skills are mediocre, i dont find normies very interesting, and i am probably a between a 5-6/10 at very best
>tfw you're generally well-liked by people and can bantz with the best of them
>tfw when you never get invited to anything because everyone else has their "real" friends that they've had since childhood
>tfw hidden insecurity and anxiety prevents you from reaching out to anyone
If I was just born a few streets over and went to the other elementary school instead I wonder if I would be happy right now.
