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Does Murakami write books for robots? Post your best robot books.
>>29684019
He does write robots pretty well. I'd say Tazaki is the most robotic character he's written. That book gave me some feels
>literature
I bet you also say kino. Normalfags love their affectations.
My girlfriendhas read Kafka on the Beach, Norwegian Wood, The Wind-up Bird Chronicle and is now going through OP's book. It's supposedly very good.
"We got grouped together with you because we're all virgins"
Let me tell you about the Jews.
You Christian girls already know? Wonderful!
>>29683981
>have to move
>best place is a nice room in this house
>with a 50-something kind of milf-ish room mate
>she's lonely and sad because she's alone, just her dog who she treats like a baby
>smacks my ass, tries to tell me her nieces would like me, I play it off and change the subject each time
>she's been through a lot of guys, asks me when the last time I had a GF was
>can't say "never" because then I'm a serial killer or at least too defective to be around
>I have to make some shit up on the spot to hide my power level
>still has a boyfriend
>meet him
>elder Chad
>>29683981
Not for long ;)
>turns 360 degrees and walks away
Holy shit job hunting is easy..
>1 minute phone conversation
>gets comfy part time stockroom job
Why the fuck do you guys think its hard to get a job?
LITTERALLY THE EASIEST THING IN THE WORLD
Greentext phone conversation.
>>29683777
You just got lucky.
Also your post ends in 777.
Part time is hella easy, full time is slightly harder, juggling hours between a full time and another full time or even part time because you pay for everything yourself is not easy.
Reminder that you should shove any goth/emo girl you see to the ground and verbally abuse them for their lifestyle. Especially if they like you. Remove the spooks and the creeps!
>>29683776
HAHA ARE YOU THAT GUY WHO HAD A GOTH GIRL CRUSING ON YOU WITH THAT AMY AND SONIC PIC, im the guy called the pic cool, this one is cool aswell. where do you find those anon.
i rememeber this level on sonic the hedge hog.. jackos burning
egg man lurkin
>>29684260
Sonic The Screen Saver has all of these.
>12th birthday sleepover party
>literally no one came
>13th birthday sleepover party
>a few people came
>I sodomized them in their sleep
Revenge is so sleep.
>revenge is so sleep
what the fuck?
>>29684246
Of course I meant "sweet". Literally, their assholes were sweet.
>>29683772
Check out the edge on this kid.
lets have an art thread
>>29683767
What if my art is shit??
>>29683892
It's assumed you're a fucking failure piece of shit faggot who can barely draw a square.
dont make fun of me
this takes a lot of courage on my part
I think i'm turning into a psychopath, I keep having thoughts of killing people. robots what should I do?
>>29683696
If you think you're a psychopath then you are not a psychopath
MOMS GONNA BE LIVID
This was your destiny.
>Another lonely weekend
>Decide to go for a walk in city
>Walk in small cafe with a piano
>Sip coffee alone, too shy to talk with anyone
>Finish coffee, sit down on the piano, play a tune (12 years of practice, so I'm decent)
>Finish playing, cute girl hands me a beer
>talk for a while, making sure my pockets are properly containing its spaghetti
>Beer tastes bad, but I finish it out of politeness
>Girl goes to bathroom, I take my jacket and walk home
How's your saturday been?
>>29683681
so you had a chance to get a phone number from a girl but you chose to escape to your safe room.
idiot.
>>29683775
Fucking kek this, she even bought you a drink
>>29683775
I thought r9k was all about never falling for the gf meme
>tfw i say i'm a feminist in an interview with a woman to try and earn brownie points
>come home and post in women hate threads on /r9k/
who /mischief/ here?
>>29683670
>BE ME
>TELL MUMMY I CAN FIX HER COMPUTER
>DON'T
HAH, SHE STILL DOESN'T KNOW HOW TO STOP THE LETTERS FROM BEING UPPER CASE.AND NEITHER DO I
why were you being interviewed
>>29683670
heh I tell every1 I'm a feminist because I h8 people so makes sense I would h8 men also
Sometimes I ask myself if I'm the only one that has a conscience. You NPC's all live on autopilot.
>>29683633
The theory is solipsism and you're nothing new or special.
>>29683633
>>29683687
if the theory is correct then op lives in a sad simulation because all the npcs want him to kill himself
>>29683633
>only one in the world with free will
>uses it to sit alone in his room for his whole life
wew OP you sure showed us sheep
Who here comfy job?
I'm just chilling, on break. Valet here, I mostly just stand outside, look at 4chan, talk to people, occasionally park a car. Who here comfy rn?
Pic related kind of
Data entry
Share a little room with a fellow robot, listen to podcasts together and talk about life while we do mindless assignments in Excel. Feels pretty good
>tfw i work in a library part time while also being a grad student
>tfw i "work" (shelving/sorting) maybe 1 out of every 8 hours at the library
>tfw it's easy and slow, COMPLETELY unsupervised (i could literally just not do the work and pretend i did), you can listen to music/audiobooks during it, and 20 minutes of it is break
>tfw i make $18/hr
>tfw it's union so im unfireable without a 500-step process
>tfw on top of this i get paid another $30k/yr to write a thesis that's not due until 2022
>tfw i have no debts
desk job
big office with only 5 people
get on with everyone
get to sit on my ass on a comfy chair all day
enjoy the work
I am a simple man
>Its an anon has a brand new fetish episode
>>29683553
>it's an anon falls asleep imagining a qt girl humping his lower back episode
>>29683553
what's the fetish?
>it's an anon saw her once in his lifetime and dresses up every time he goes out for months in hope to see her again episode
I did it, lads. I successfully ordered a pizza online and gave the money to the delivery guy and everything. I think I did real good, the guy told me to have a good night (because I gave him a six dollar tip I think) and I said "you too", so I might have fucked up there, but other than that it went real good.
Are you proud of me, bros? I'm gonna save half the pizza and bread sticks for dinner tomorrow, but I'll eat both desserts tonight.
>>29683547
>Are you proud of me, bros?
no
Well done anon.
Enjoy!
>>29683547
We're seeing levels of autism that shouldn't even be possible: the thread
Does 4chan create sadists?
Nah.
I think it creates masochists. Or attracts them at least.
>>29683558
But there have to be sadists here to satisfy the masochists...
>>29683585
a true sadist would deny a masochist their pain
When was the last time you got laid, /r9k/?
>>29683498
Including paid services?
2 days ago.
wewladoriginalcommendtbh
>>29683518
would literally rather be a virgin than have lost it to a prostitute. literally makes me sad
