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I have no interest in putting anything up my ass but do prostate orgasms feel better that normal orgasms for guys? How are they different?
Also, how is it possible for this guy to cum while wearing a chastity cage? Can you even get hard in one of those?
>>29670289
That honestly looks like it feels amazing. Its gonna be a pain to clean the carpet though, he should put a towel down.
try meditating yourself to an orgasm
no touching anywhere, not even when you start coming
the best orgasms ever, and they last a few seconds longer
I haven't fapped in ages because I like coming handsfree more
>>29671082
i've done this with erotic self hypnosis
it feels AMAZING true
45m-1hr times makes it impractical tho
What are the worst boards on 4chan, robots?
>>29670261
R9K is the worst board on 4chan.
/b obviously, You may see dicks on r9k but it has some sort of reason like an STD or something, /b is just fucking horrific
every board is terrible
When was the last time a gril made you feel a doki doki in your kokoro?
today.
I work at a ramen shop and the waitress has a really really nice smile
So I tell a lot of stupid jokes or dumb puns to make her laugh.
Shame she's out of my league. I like talking to her a lot.
I mostly don't let them get to me. Because I'm a freaking robot and I know my place.
>>29670214
Years ago, when I was a tiny robot child. There was this girl with dyed red-orange hair, the biggest and prettiest eyes (I think she was wearing cyan contacts on them), pale skin, and an adorable smile. She was super short too, probably less than 5' or something.
She was very pretty in my young eyes, but I had no idea how to approach her. She had her group of friends, she had different classes, and she already had a boyfriend. I never talked to her, not even once. And yet, every time I thought I caught a glimpse of her, I just had to take another look to make sure.
It's not like she had a huge rack or a fat ass, either. The only thing my eyes ever focused on was her face. I could have stared at her all throughout the school day... But, I was smart enough to realize that staring too much would be creepy. So instead, I did my best to try and sneak peeks at her lovely face whenever I could. Thankfully, her boyfriend never found out (or if he did, he never said anything to me).
Nonetheless... I was a lonely, quiet boy who wore glasses, dressed plainly, and had no friends whatsoever. I figured it'd be a bad idea to try and approach her at all, considering the fact that my social life and general demeanor was that of a graveyard and its digger compared to hers.
I accepted the fact that we'd never get to know each other, and I wasn't angry, bitter, or envious about it. Just a tiny bit sadder.
There was only one time when she noticed me, and that's when she managed to catch me staring at her through the door's window from the hallway. We looked at each other for about two seconds, she gave me this tiny, awkward smile, and I continued walking towards my own class.
I was worried that I had scared her, so I felt a little bad. But, there was nothing for me to fret over in the end - she never met my eyes again after that.
I hope she's doing okay. I hope she's still smiling.
>nationalist/alt right views
>quasi spiritual
>disturbed and unbalanced personality
>dumb beard
>weird
>skinny
>depressed
>failed artist, failed person - didn't even try because i wanted something more
>haven't done a fucking thing
>23, now bitter and jaded
it's not going to get better is it? i have no home, nobody i really resonate with.. people like me should disappear. to think that a book started this all. i've failed you, paulo
>>29670185
i hope nobody listens to a single fucking thing i've ever told them
i have no right to even suggest anything
i always run
>>29670202
i don't want to stop running though, because a normal life would be too hard to bear at this point
>>29670232
i guess i'm too proud to be a janitor or what have you. i'm too proud to accept anything less than something glorious. i wasn't meant for this world
REMEMBER: If your ugly then calling a woman beautiful is OFFENSIVE to them,
Just a reminder :)
>>29670153
kek, it's true
you're barely even allowed to look at them
>>29670153
The pain is definitely real
>receiving compliments is a normal and expected part of being female
>ywn receive a compliment for anything that you didn't put hard work into
Let that sink in, my phams
WHERE IS MY PRINCE CHARMING?
>inb4 in the friendzone
>>29670147
>corrected
WHERE IS MY 6'3, JACKED, EXTREMELY SOCIABLE, 8" COCK CHAD
kys roastie, ugly bitches like you should settle for a robot
Get on your knees, close your eyes and open your mouth and i'll tell you :)
>>29670147
>>inb4 in the friendzone
>Implying that's wrong
>on this board tons of posters are claiming to be nonwhite
when did this happen i thought we were all white
whites are soulless and sociopathic to be robots
the ones here claiming to be are just autists
>>29670138
>i thought we were all white
we are but some roleplay as browns or women because they are mentally ill
>>29670162
What?
I do think most robots are autistic.
But what?
Characters who'd probably browse /r9k/
>>29670127
Bernard Marx is a failed normie, I'd bet he'd be posting here a lot
this had to posted eventually
Pic relatedirono
>be on OKCupid for nearly 2 years
>only got the occasional date
>girl was always working shit jobs/unemployed, had a bad attitude, dumb
>just all around low quality girls
>get a message from a thick brown girl a few month ago
>she's really interesting to talk to, intelligent, has a fantastic career
>start messaging brown and asian girls exclusively
>meet some truly awesome girls
Why haven't you given up on white women yet robots? You clearly aren't good enough to get any of the good ones, and brown and asian girls are just waiting to get some white dick. You can either date some dumb fat white bitch who works at McDonalds, or just go out with a qt Iranian engineer.
>>29670090
THAT IS NOT HOW VEN DIAGRAMS WORK YOU FUCKING RETARD
>>29670119
Yes it is. The middle ones are reasons why you both want one, and don't have one. It's pretty easy to read bro.
>>29670151
I got it, it's still an unorthodox use of the Ven at least.
Okay, r9k, its late, im drunk, and i want to tell you all this story as it already got solved yesterday
so
Like at the beggining of 2016, i received a call from a random number. I picked up and there was only silence on the other side. Silence, breathing, and nothing more, so it was kinda creepy but nothing else.
The thing is, these calls started to become more and more usual. They would call me while in class, at 6 am, when i was with my friends, and most times nothing could be heard. I asked questions, insulted, etc, but to no avail.
Cont...
(fuck greentext)
>>29670086
Okay so far so good
Eventually, i started hearing random conversations, or something like lectures, during the call, but even with the volume turned up at max i couldnt hear what they were saying. So i called the number back, and they pick up, but again, no one answered. It was just silence.
I named the contact Autistic Piece Of Shit or something similar and decided id get info on where did he lived to rip his face off.
>>29670149
Well eventually she actually answered me. Yeah, spoilers, it was a girl. Her way of talking was really dull, emotionless. She told me she was my girlfriend, and that she loved me, and then she stood in silence for the rest of my questions.
After that day, the calls went up to 6 a day. She would also leave me voice messages on which she didnt say a thing. In some i could hear other voices, but nothing clear. She sent me one just saying iloveyou i love you i love you, like that.
Im not gonna lie, i was half creeped out, half annoyed, half amused and half four halfs are more than one unit but fuck off.
>girl interested in you
fuck off normie. I'd take a crazy stalker girl at this point out of loneliness as long as she truly loves me.
It's raining outside and i'm probably not going to leave the house today.
Lets have a comfy thread with comfy images where we talk about current life events and feels and shit.
You're welcome to post music and film or game recommendations.
comfy tunes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u62S0f686jc
I miss my ex, so I curl up against the wall next to my bed and pretend somewhere in the world there is someone else doing the same thing.
would like more comfy webms to pls
Turn on an ASMR video and mute everything else and play a game. God tier comfy
What causes some women to become such degenerates? Is it fair to assume most girls in porn or those who are extremely promiscuous have some kind of abuse in their pasts?
Some of the hard core stuff you see in porn has girls participating under less legal circumstances. Also milky cat videos are hot.
>>29670375
>participating under less legal circumstances
I can't decide if I should feel bad or if this makes things hotter.
every girl in porn is broken as fuck from their childhood or early teens, it's often both, broken and hopeless women...watch the documentary "after porn ends"
>Live in college town
>Drive a straight piped STi
>Fucking loud as shit, can hear it downshift from a mile away
>Catless, so it will backfire and spit fire out the back on occasion
>Pull up to stoplight right near the campus bus stop
>On a hill
>Bus is unloading 50+ students
>Light turns green
>Stall immediately
>"Heheh no worries, bad start"
>Stall again
>The fuck
>Realize I'm in 5th gear on a hill
>Put it into first
>So nervous that I launch the car on accident
>Redline
>Probably backfired five times
>Cop pulls out behind bush
>Flicks his lights on
>Get pulled over and ticketed for speeding, wreckless driving, noise ordinance, illegal tint, and for an illegal exhaust
>Everyone is laughing and taking pictures
>A crowd of 100+ people forms because it sounded like gunshots from my car
>3 more cops arrive for whatever reason
>The ticket is well over $1000, I have to take a 10 hour driving class, and now everyone in town knows what happened and opens their mouth every time they see me driving
>Considering selling my car and dropping out
^^^^FIRST WORLD PROBLEMS^^^^^
You have a car, and you have the privilege of going to college, you get upset so now you want to drop out? You're going to need a career to pay for that car.
You're there to get an education, not to be popular and well-liked. Don't throw it all away over some temporary embarrassment.
>>29670021
>>Drive a straight piped STi
>>Catless, so it will backfire and spit fire out the back on occasion
>Considering selling my car and dropping out
Fucking do it. Next car you get don't try to make it some kind of dick extender. Get a plain, fuel efficient commuter car.
Don't drop out, the stigma is attached to the car and it sounds like a car made for attentionseeking mexican faggots
>girl asks for my number
>give it to her
>don't respond to her texts
Who /mischief/ here?
>10/10 girl asks me out to a local restaurant
>agree to meet there
>don't go, instead turn my phone off and go to bed early
RUSED
>>29670044
Wow, how can women even compete?
>>29670075
>female friend drops by uninvited
>strips down suddenly and propositions me for sex
>enthusiastically agree, just have to step into the bathroom for a second
>climb out the bathroom window and dash down the street to a friends house
BAMBOOZLED
R9k why do guys always break my heart? I'm tired of it and want a answer!
>>29669950
Why not ask the specific guys in question rather than us?
Plenty of possibilities!
They could have done it on purpose out of minor-moderate sadism.
They could have done it completely by accident, unaware of the results of their actions.
They could have done it by accident and been aware of the results of their actions, but don't give a fuck. Or they give a bit of a fuck, but not enough to change their behavior.
Maybe you need to strengthen your heart.
What sort of an answer do you expect to this?
i think you're asking the wrong people but it's probably because people are terrible
