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>neighbors are playing with illegal fireworks outside
>>29668066
That's not allowed. Somebody ought to do something.
k-k-keep it down normies
>>29668066
Call the cops on them you fucking tool
>tfw at a party and a qt3.14 lies down on the couch next to you and puts her head in your lap, and you start running your hand through her long blonde hair
Have I made it faggots? Do I get to leave /r9k/ now?
Well,it's a step up. My first kiss was on October 17th, 2014. I was 23. She was 29. Eh.
Did you bang her? I'm assuming not. Don't get your hopes up anon
>>29668061
No. This was a few years ago, and she ended up going out with another guy, then was diagnosed with anorexia or some shit and dropped out of school, and didn't end up finishing year 12. She's pretty much done nothing with her life so I'm not sure if I dodged a bullet or something, but still no gf
>Obese with manboobs
>khv
>50$k debt
>retarded parents
>don't even have my room
>failed college
>no friends
>no facebook
>no phone
>headaches
>poor as it gets
Ask me anything you want
alright now try all that but while living alone and your entire family dead
that's what i'm in
>>29668021
>failed college
at least you had the opportunity to go to school...
>>29668021
So whats your skill set man? Whats the next step?
Why does being a guy suck so fucking much? I mean obviously everyone here knows that being a guy is much, much worse than being a woman; a 10/10 chad gets treated about the same way as a 6/10 woman. But what happened? Where did it all go wrong?
It doesn't, you just have a shit life because you make shit life choices
Instead of fixing it you look for any way it could be blamed on something you can't change.
>blames being a man instead of being poor, ugly, no personality, no social skills, dumb, ugly, no personality, poor, no social skills
>>29667958
Being a man sucks when you dont apply yourself.
Grow up, stop blaming your short comings on everything else and become what you want.3
who here /loser/?
feeling like a garbage truck right now. maybe my friends think i'm retarded. i don't know, i feel like.. why does it hurt so much? what do i even do in the face of this pain?
anybody ever have that feeling where maybe my confidence and everything that is good about yourself and your life is a delusion and that underneath it all you're just this hopeless case/failed idealist?
it hurts guys, goddamn.
>has friends
>loser
haha yeah ok champ
>>29667957
>maybe my friends think i'm retarded
Skye is that you?
>>29667974
no. are you memeing me?
>>29667971
life is more nuanced then that
>be fembot
>have fetish for mommying robots
>not interested in them at all romantically, just want to hug them and keep them safe
These are manlets what the fuck is wrong with me
manlet mummy will you receive my cummies?
>>29667944
>not interested in them at all romantically
>>29667944
Unless you got an incestual rape fetish as well, this isn't gonna work out.
I did it you guys. I went on a date tonight. I worked up the courage to hold her hand and we kissed at the end. What now?
>>29667931
good feel anon. i got to fuck a 15 year old today. sound like we both had a good day
>>29667931
Are you the guy who posted that thread about the hot Latina who was throwing herself at you?
>>29668721
Oh, um... Should I phone the police? I mean, anything can be a lie on the internet, but, god damn.
>halo 5 has been updating for the last 4 hours
JUST
>>29667921
>playing halo after 3
Everything after 3 is trash
>>29667939
>Reach
>Trash
Pick one
>Inb4 armor lock
>>29667939
>what is ODST
What's it like to have friends who you regularly go out with and socialize with on Friday and Saturday nights?
pic unrelated
>>29667899
I just want to know what it's like to have people in general to talk to other than siblings and shitty parents :(
it's like 3 kittens licking honey off your dick and balls
>>29667899
After being alone for so long it feels pretty tiring
They suck all your free time and energy. I'm just happy with having a couple internet friends
>wake up
>three of these shitters are in your bed scurrying around
wat do
>>29667861
Holy shit what shithole do you live in? When I was sleeping in my various would see one maybe once a month or so that I would kill
I found one of those in my fucking food . never eating berries again
>>29667861
>live in new york
>house infested with house centipedes
>move to florida
>apartment infested with cockroaches
I wish I could genocide certain insect species.
>he's on /r9k/ on a Friday night
>>29667777
impressive get senpai
>>29667777
>he rolled quads but his thread was so shit nobody gave one
also checkem
>>29667777
quads disgruntledly checked
How the fuck am I supposed to get over this?
How the fuck am I supposed to live a life with a man, when I know he constantly wants to fuck other women?
Even if he doesn't, it'll just be a sacrifice on his part. I'll never actually be the most attractive thing to him.
>>29667738
The obvious solution is to date a woman.
>>29667738
If he's with you that means you offer him something worth more than fucking other women. Most women don't which is why adultery is pretty common
>>29667738
Live with a man who isn't a piece of shit. Like yeah, objectively 20 year olds are hot and physically attractive, but to a lot of guys that doesn't mean much. Personality, commitment, etc, are also factors in romance. And if that sort of answer isn't satisfying, consider this: men are for the most part horny bastards, and I'm willing to bet that every guy who answered "20" to this survey or whatever produced the graph would be just as willing to bang a MILF.
>Wake up in the morning and i ask myself
>Is life worth living should i blast myself
https://youtube.com/watch?v=MO5Zqw80xQ8
Bumperino originalo no muterino
>I wish I could take the pain away
>If you can make it through the night there's a brighter day
https://youtu.be/Mb1ZvUDvLDY
I don't agree with everything he said/did but some of it is great
>>29668349
I feel the same way about him tbqh. He definitely was one of a kind, i dont think any musician can compare. Not at all saying that he is "the best" , but he had a unique style and combination different songs that i dont really think any other artist has been able to replicate or done before.
>tfw I saw my high school crush working at local pizza place after having not seen her for over 4 years
no why'd this have to happen
i'm trying to forget, not remember. i don't want to remember anything
help pIs
>>29667711
Pic related?
Pic related.
Maybe suicide is the answer.
Have you considered an exit bag or carotid restraint?
Does the fact that guys like me fuck low-class girls like that for the price of 10 minutes of conversation hurt? Low-class girls are breeders, they exist to be fucked and they know it.
>>29668317
What's your post have to do with the thread tho
>mfw dad finds the shit shack
>caretaker finds the cum cobwebs
>babysister finds the barf bowls
>>29667704
Mom finds the Jesus doll
