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Dubs decides what I do with the rest of my life.
Go to a concert.
>>29664977
Holy shit that was fast. Get to it OP.
>>29664970
Go to a skills school and learn something of value then get a job in that field.
Good luck.
Does anybody else get consumed with rage and just go fucking mental? Happened to me earlier. I threw my TV out of the window of my house. The funniest thing though, it felt really fucking good.
>>29664921
No? I like my TV very much...
>>29664939
Yeah, I regretted it afterward but in the moment I was feeling too good to stop. Almost euphoric. One time I got in a fight with this lad I know. When I hit him it just felt satisfying.
>>29664971
Eh, nope. Can't say that I know this feel. If I got into a fight I'd try to end it without anyone getting hurt; I don't WANT to hit anybody...
I'm Canadian though.
>Invite 7/10 over for netflix and chill
>On the bed and watching In Bruges
>Start making my advance to make out with her
>Notice a ring on her left ring finger
>wat
>Joke about it with her and say it's a purity ring
>It's a purity ring
>Almost hit abort button, press further for reason
>"Jesus will tell me when I find the person who I'll have sex with"
>Quickly scan room for my keys
>Take her home
>Tells me she had fun and can't wait to see me again
>kk bye crazy, deleting number as she walks into her apartment
>Today get message from her saying she misses me
>TFW my friend set me up with her knowing I told him that I wanted a FWB
>>29664884
Tell her you're still interested and play along for a few dates, but after a while that tell her it's unacceptable and unreasonable to believe in purity until marriage. If you're not religious give her reason why you disagree with this sentiment. You might be able to coerce her.
Summon Sitri and ask him to make her fuck you.
shes a 7/10 by your rating, are you out of your fucking mind to pass that up as a wife?
Let's talk about Jenn's thicc azz and why your waifu a shit.
> thicc
> beautiful doe eyes
> gorgeous voice
> tfw she'll never say sexy things to you
> tasty bass licks
> probably a robot
who is this spunk punk?
>>29664929
> spunk punk
kek. Based Jenn is from a two person band called Wye Oak, they play a variety of music and their song civilian was featured got on the walking pleb.
Jenn is better than that, her voice is literal sex. Most likely friendzoned Andy accidentally by naturally being a qt and being oblivious to his thirst.
>https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=d1Ot2q4PkPA
>https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=DfVV6-eCSHQ
>https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=rmjMFPSLXI4
>>29665066
wew, she's a top qt, nice amount of thiccness too. The music isn't really my cup of tea but it's not bad.
I just recently found this song and realized how much of a qt the girl was in the video, I haven't been able to get her or the song out of my head, something about her sleep eyes with those lips and bangs, tfw will never have someone like her.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vtty_87OHNQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y3KNSAXvDng
What went wrong?
r
They completely ran out of ideas, both for games and for systems and everybody eventually caught on. The only thing keeping them afloat are weebs and rehashes
>>29664803
Nothing. The 3DS is a robot's video game console.
>all those middle aged men playing on them in public
My dad works for Nintendo he said everything is okay
>tfw catfished
What hurts more than this?
>>29664801
>2020-4
>getting catfished
>>29664801
How do retards fall for this still?
what the FUCK is catfishing
some gay ass fucking euphemism
>tfw no twinttails bf
>2 - 3 weeks until amsterdam with my bf
that animu looks fun
what is a twintails, OP?
19 year old uglybot here with some advice for others wanting to date female 'robots'.
I have never had a gf, I know why, I'm pretty fucked by my genes (I have a huge head).
I knew I was fucked at 18 and so went with a few prostitutes.
This year I decided to ask out the most ugly females I knew in the vain hope that the old saying 'There's somebody for everybody' was true.
She actually asked me out (for a walk) first, she texted me and put x's in her text messages to me. Seeing this, I saw an opportunity to have one real gf before I hit 20.
We met up on a walk and asked if she wanted a relationship, she said no and told me she didn't find me attractive (The feeling was mutual, but I didn't tell her that).
So I went home unhappy, wondering how I could be so much uglier than herself.
I registered a fake account for a ugly dating website and browsed local contacts. Low and behold that girl was registered on the site.
It turned out (she told me later at work) that she had 7 or 8 partners and often dumped them if she wasn't interested.
TLDR: FEMBOTS GET SHIT TONS OF DICK, MORE THAN QT GIRLS (probably)
Us robots are totally worthless even to the ugliest females.
What are we to do?
I want off this ride...
Not even being original here.
I do...
>>29664728
What's this website?
I want some redpill fuel...
>>29664728
>I have a huge head
lmao
However regardless of how attractive they are, if they put them selves out there willingly people will take the bait, I repeat, it does not matter if they are ugly/retarded looking
>when a normie enters a music recommendation thread
>>29664635
>when you get triggered by "normies" entering your board
you should be glad normal people are even willing to socialize with you, you obviously can't do that in real life or you wouldn't be spending all your time on this website.
>>29664635
>when something happens
I hate when normalfags like OP do this shit, this isn't facebook.
>>29664767
>you should be glad normal people are even willing to socialize with you, you obviously can't do that in real life or you wouldn't be spending all your time on this website.
Except that's bullshit, they only come on here to feel better about themselves by laughing at our 'nonproblems'. The normies on this board are just looking for a quick ego boost and don't care if it means trashing this place with their stupid inane posts in the process.
>watch zankyou no terror
>main character smokes, is a badass who doesnt give a heck about anything
>decide i want to start smoking because it might help me relax in public and look cooler
>dont know how to buy cigarettes
do i just print out a picture of what cigs he smokes and show it to the gas station clerk or what? i dont know how to do it and i cant ask my parents. my parents cant catch me because theyll freak out (im 24 before you ask)
Just get a pack of camels or something to start off bro they're not gonna pick out cigarettes for you from a picture of an anime character.
>>29664631
Just don't. Don't be a cuck to big tobacco.
It doesn't make you relax (it just sates your addiction so it kinda feels like it), and it doesn't make you cooler.
Don't start smoking dude. It's bad for you.
It doesn't make you look cool; it's out of fashion.
If you want to try nicotine I would recommend lozenges instead. Cheaper and less dangerous.
Say something nice about reddit
reddit builds communities, while 4chan tears them down.
that's why baconbits is doing so well, and /g/tracker is dead.
>>29664611
Good porn
They use proper English.
THE VIDEO IS UP ROBOTS.
CELEBRATE.
Also, sorry if it was bad. Tried to get good material that sums up the board with licks of humor. It is also my first simulator video and video I actually put time into. pls no hate
https://youtu.be/ZTxNcq_PSGM
There is the like gois and grills.
Keep the thread bumped and up, we need to get the robots that wanted to see this able to.
bump
this had so many replies the other day
kill me
is this thread really going to just die
fuck me why did i make that video
>>29664578
>2016
> mfw there still isn't software to procedurally generate these videos on the fly
Anyone else here feel extremely insecure and depressed about being a manlet?
I compare myself to absolutely everyone and everything I pass on the streets.
I'm 5'6".
I used to feel suicidal over it, but not anymore. Now I'm just depressed over it. I just WISH I was taller!
Anyone else feel the same?
Bump.
This reeks of originality.
It's really difficult to find confidence in yourself when you are bullied your whole life for being short by friends, classmates, strangers, and family. There are people out there that turn negativity into something positive, but these people got confidence from somewhere and when they tried bettering themselves, it worked. When other manlets tried bettering themselves it backfired.
The best I can do is pretend I'm indifferent to the short man shaming and be confident in the things I feel proud of. It also helps for me to avoid making friends and dating because I don't want to see a bunch of cute girls telling me there's nothing wrong with being short while they are in company of their tall fit boyfriends.
>>29664802
I agree, anon.
It's infuriating.
>2016
>not lifting
pic related, my great body after 3 years, all natty
>>29664556
The 3 years thing is clearly a joke because you lost about 2% BF and gained ~5 pounds of muscle but good on you regardless m8.
>>29664556
>3 years
Good god... Please let this be bait
>>29664556
you mean 3 months right?
>tfw turn 38 tomorrow
I feel like I'm too old to still come here but there's nothing else to do.
Wizard here.
Happy birthday, anon.
>>29664505
hey any tips for entering your 30s? robot to robot wisdom?
>>29664505
You're never too old to come here.
I'll still be coming here when I'm 38 assuming it's still around.
Happy early birthday.
