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>"Isnt america supposed to be the land of the free? how come, If im free, I cant deprive a stupid fucking dumbshit from his possessions If he leaves then sitting in the front seat of his fucking van out in plain sight and in the middle fucking nowhere on a Fri fucking day night. NATURAL SELECTION. fucker should be shot."
Any must watch documentaries on those guys? Still the best school shooters ever.
>>29657122
they're the prime failed normie shooters choice for sure, maybe tied with elliot
they'll never reach the astral planes along the actual greats (cho, lanza, lepine), though
>>29657197
They helped Cho on his path to glory along with many others, they have seats in the kingdom.
Last post number is the size of your dick
Chad tier reporting in
>>29657047
I've posted my dick here in the past w/ measurements. I'm a fucking roastmaker. I'm a virgin though.
>>29657047
rolling for no dick
> 10/10 THICC Latina qt starts at my job
> cute voice, wide hips, ass so fucking huge and round it's almost unbelievable
> she takes a liking to me for some reason
> all the guys are hounding her trying to tap that, giving any excuse to be around her
> she goes for me instead, the shy virgin and one person who isn't harassing her
> tries to talk to me constantly, tries to be around me and smiles at me
> can't fucking process this
> can't help but think how different we are, I've been hated and shunned everywhere I go, she's probably been railed by dozens of Chads and gets attention no matter what she does
> end up grimacing and staring at the floor whenever she tries to interact with me
> can tell her confidence drops, she stops dressing cutely and doesn't put her hair up, comes to work wearing sweatpants and stuff, looks sad often, has her eyes glued to the floor most of the time
I could have had a 10/10 THICC gf but my mind just can't process it
Here's the real killer though
>normie roommate (we work together) ends up getting her number
> they get in an argument somehow and she stops talking to him
> normie roomie is extremely irritated and short with me for several weeks
> other roomie eventually tells me she kept asking about me and tried to get him to introduce her to me
> he got mad and said I'm "a retard" aND there's no reason she would want to talk to me
> she stopped talking to him because of that
Why the fuck
pic related, almost what she looked like except her ass was a lot bigger
WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU FUCK YOU
>>29657010
So Fucking ask her out you retard you might be able to salvage this
>>29657010
Dude fucking go for her. Tell your roommate to fuck off. You're probably never going to have a chance like this again.
ITT post fetishes and degeneracy, no normie shit
>>29656991
Ok daddy :3
>>29656991
Is ultra specific incest considered a "normie" fetish?
Well whatever I like the "mother fucks younger Chad brother and not the older son" scenarioby chance I noticed it's quite popular on 4chan
Also similar scenario Chad and Stacy brother and sister enter a relationship where the older, loser brother is left out
hypnotism ftw
I just finished his manifesto.
Nigga was dumb as fuck. Was he autistic?
But i have to say that i was surprised at how honest this text is. It's more like a diary than a manifesto.
He was socially idiotic
>>29656842
His views about money, status, fashion etc was really socially idiotic.
I blame hollywood.
Chart thread. No roasties allowed edition.
>>29655317
no one will read this
;_; ;_;
pls dont die i wanna post
>>29656086
pretty good taste m8
entire globe should be coloured 'kill it with fire' though
Why not make a tulpa if you're so lonely? Tulpa can be your friend/girlfriend. Maybe even you can lose your virginity with her and leave with together for the rest of your life.
>What is a tulpa?
A tulpa is a perceived autonomous sentient consciousness. In layman's terms, a mental construct capable of thought independent of its creator.
>How to create one?
https://community.tulpa.info/forum-guides
This is your last chance, robots, last chance to be happy.
>>29654569
I'm an actual autist but this is just on another level.
Who the fuck does this to themselves?
Daily reminder that this is OP
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z3j5gtUCkJg
>>29654586
Try it anon-kun, you wouldn't regret it.
I gave my first kiss to my tulpa.
>Be 24-year-old KHV
>Desperately want a pure gf
>Finally decided to download Tinder
>Swipe right on every profile to see what I can get
>Most of my matches are ugly, and the ones that aren't turn out to be non-virgins every time.
What the fuck? Why is it so hard to find a decent looking girl who isn't a used cum? I'm getting sick of this shit.
>using Tindr
>expecting a non-ugly virgin
choose one tbqh
>>29654031
EDIT: should be used *cumRAG*
>>29654053
How else am I supposed to find one? Bars are even worse...I'm too autistic to join a church and embed myself in the social structure there.
ALRIGHT YOU FUCKS, LISTEN UP!
HAPPY FOURTH OF JULY, I'M LATE AS FUCK POSTING THIS SHIT BUT MAYBE THAT'S BECAUSE I'M DRUNK MOST OF THE TIME AND GETTING MY FRIENDS DRUNK FOR NEARLY FUCKING FREE.
HERE'S HOW YOU GET DRUNK FOR NEARLY FREE, MAKE REAL ALCOHOL FOR NEARLY FREE, BE A BADASS MOTHERFUCKER WHO SAYS FUCK YOU TO THE COST OF ALCOHOL.
THE MAN IS KEEPING YOU DOWN. BOOZE IS BOTH CHEAP TO MAKE, AND EASY TO MAKE.
</caps>
Still with me? Good.
Here's what you're going to do. You're going to hit up a homebrew store or find someone who can.
1) For 1$, you're going to buy EC-1118 YEAST. in a packet, or a bunch of you're good at hiding shit from your parents.
2)For 2$, you're going to buy a AIRLOCK. It's basically a little piece of plastic that you put water in that keeps shit out but lets co2 out.
3) you're going to go buy 1 gallon of ORGANIC APPLE JUICE. in a glass bottle Seriously. No preservatives, motherfucker, we want this shit to spoil.
4) your'e going to buy a BUNG or rubber cap with a hole in it. Your airlock fucks it like a virgin and that's how you let co2 out.
5) you're going to open that bottle of apple juice and pour 1/2 the yeast in. What do you do with the other half? YOU BOUGHT TWO BOTTLES, RIGHT MOTHERFUCKER? They're 1$, you cheap fuck!
6) you're going to throw some sugar in. Literally throw 1 cup of sugar in with the yeast. Borrow it from the hot girl next door. Promise to get her drunk for free in 11 days.
7) throw the airlock in the bung. throw the bung on the apple juice. Stick the bung into the apple juice container.
8) FAP FOR 11 DAYS.
9) DRINK THAT SHIT. YOU WILL BE WASTED AS FUCK. Yes, it tastes good, stop being a tard.
Here's some cuck who made a site about it.
http://inhabitat.com/how-to-make-your-own-delicious-hard-apple-cider-in-6-easy-steps/
go forth and have a buzzed summer. Go get laid. Booze makes it easier, especially when you can tell the man to go fuck himself and you don't need a fake id..
>>29644218
I did this a few weeks ago. Tasted so bad, unbelieveably bad, like fermented piss. I chugged the gallon, got drunk and puked out my window then slept in my own vomit.
DESU I will stick with vodka from now on.
>>29644218
Or I can just buy a handle (that's 1.75 liters) of vodka for $7.00 and save my time.
>>29644647
>Costs more than twice that for the cheapest where I live
>>29644218
What are you doing? Everybody forgot how to use Google you think or...
They get you infected easy. If I were to try making it myself again I'd use some weak baker's yeast and then freezer distil it to make it stronger.
>be me
>suggest i get a job in front of dad
>he gets angry at that cause he wants me to focus on studying EVEN THOUGH I ALREADY DO THAT
>dad practically calls me a failure ( even though my grades are ok, i get Bs and Cs )
>i throw something
>he kicks my ribs
>calls my mum a slut
>child services are coming cause my pysch reported him
>he has been reported before, been to court abt it
>because i am nice i wont say anything bad about him, and deny being abused
FUN TIMES
>B's and C's
>Not a failure
What are you? Black? Mexican?
>child services
How fucking old are you
>>29641645
Are those The Beatles?
WELL, ROBOTS?????
WHAT WILL IT BE???
>>29641387
i dont have a facebook
when you meet me you know nothing about me
you cant just look my entire life up online
i reject your offer and choose suicide instead
>>29641387
I don't even have a facebook....
Daily reminder that if you still believe you're going to find a pure, kissless qt virgin girl past the age of 16 who has never even touched a cock so that you can be her "first everything," then you are 100% delusional and will die alone.
Inb4 b-but MUH PURITY!
Inb4 b-but Chad's used cumrag!
Inb4 b-but I'm not a cuck!
Inb4 lies about how you found the aforementioned unicorn
>>29633508
Is there more to this set? Fast food girls are my fetish.
In the west, yeah, you're right. However, eastern europe has loads of beautiful early 20's virgin girls. Fuck you to hell, OP. I will get my pure virgin wife.
>>29633561
>fast food girls are my fetish.
Jesus Christ, how does one reach this level of sadness.
a lot of people make fun of the "be yourself" advice. but it makes sense.
the reason why women are turned off by you, is because you show hesitation at all points during a conversation. you always think about what you're saying, and how the other person will perceive it. this is unattractive. people prefer it when you just say what's on your mind and don't inhibit yourself.
and here's a tip: you shouldn't necessarily always be looking for a "good" response, sometimes if she thinks you say something weird/over the top, it's a good thing, not a bad one. if you rely more on your natural impulses, and stop thinking about how you will be perceived, i promise you will do better socially and with women.
I was myself for years and all I got was torment from everyone. Not just women.
Fuckyouformakingmereply/10
>>29664906
>tfw OP gets blown the fuck out in the first post
Wew
This shit advice only works if you're not autistic.
I'm autistic.
Go fuck yourself.
Pls add each other add on steam
We all need friends
http://steamcommunity.com/id/thesilmarils/
Bump
Pls add me
I want friends
You know what happens when you have friends?
They stab you in the back.
You don't want friends.
>>29665002
This crushing loneliness is killing me
I never had any friends
Its just my room
I don't even have online friends
I have no one to talk to
Pls
Is there any way out?
In high school I was almost a normie, had a girl friend, even got my dick sucked (but am jew dicked so I didn't feel anything), then I regressed hard.
It's 6 years later and I'm doing the career thing, but still live at home in the same town. I've started biking around a local forest and seen a girl from high school their riding a horse.
At first I made eye contact and didn't realize until right after who she was. Another day I saw her again in the distance and she shouted a hello (I think it was her my eyesight is shit).
She's a total qt and I wouldn't mind her training me, but besides having no contact I'm just so far behind everyone else. How do initiate contact? What do I say about my sexual experience? Do people really talk about that right off the bat?
I've deleted my facebook so all I can do is go bike riding and hope to run into her. Even then, what do I do?
What do even when I put myself out there it's just shallow conversation with other people like myself.
Don't talk about sex stuff right away, wait until you're both very comfortable with each other. If she didn't know you too well, you'll risk scaring her off.
As for initiating contact, just ride your bike a little closer to her. When you're in talking distance, try to return her greeting, then maybe reintroduce yourself if she doesn't know you. If she does, do some catch-up talk, get to know her again and let her get to know you.
Just take it slow, take it easy, and don't stress too much over this. You can do this desu, just don't panic or say something autistic.
>>29664615
maybe this sounds autistic but here's the plan:
"hi, did you go to xxxxx? i think i remember you."
.....
"yeah, i saw you the other day when i was riding my bike around here and i thought i recognized you but i wasn't sure."
.....
"yeah, you were riding around on a horse, right? i've never done that/i've done that before. have you been riding long?"
.......
"oh that's cool. it's great to get outside. so many people just hang around at home watching netflix nowadays. you think you'd ever want to go for a bike ride or a hike or something?"
.......
"awesome, here's my number."
........
"cool. what days are you usually free?"
.......
"got it. i have to get going now but it was a nice surprise to run into you. i'll give you a call tomorrow and we can talk about what we're going to do."
pretend you're more normie than you are at first, keep it short, then you can do your initial socializing on the phone where there's less pressure and no body language/eye contact.
>>29664717
Thanks anon, I'm a silent bot is my problem. I would never bring sex up, but it seems like everyone eventually wants to know your history. I'm 24 now, but even when I was 21 some girl got weirded out when I told her I was a virgin. (We were cuddling and I basically did nothing).
As far as this particular situation, I feel like I'm autistic for even making anything out of it. But I definitely felt something you know. I wish I greeted her the first time, my problem is 50% of the time I'm aloof (not recognizing her in time) and %50 of the time I panic (not catching up the second time).
Christ I honestly regret deleting my facebook now.
I guess my legs will get strong in the meantime...
