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>By 2020 embryo screening will become common place, normal and accepted as just something everyone does
>Normies will begin to select for genes like IQ, height, facial attractiveness, penis length and size
>Even the Chads of today won't be able to compete with these Nephiliim Chads, and they will own harems of women. Robots, Normies and regular Chads alike will be left with only sex robots to fuck and porn to jerk off to.
>By 2038 every country around the world has an average IQ 10 points (atleast) higher than whay they have today
>Wageslaves will have to move to third world countries and accept developing country wages if they want extra cash
>By the 2050s all of the superhuman Chads have given birth to even greater superhuman Chads
>6'10-7'10(proportional non-lanklets), 10/10 aesthetic looking cunts, average IQ's in the 140s to 200s since the technology has become more efficient and less expensive
>2060s
>Super Chad's v2. use their combined brain power
to create efficient AI even more intelligent than them and other shit we thought wasn't possible (except for anything that would help you like eternal life or brain transplantation or anything that transhumanists talk about)
>world governments everywhere implement robot communism
>the third world has been terraformed into tropical beach resorts

>Meanwhile, you're a depressed, bitter old man still shitposting on /r9k/
>Chads leave this site up so they have something to laugh at
>Since there are no jobs you have plenty of time to shitpost all day
>you're too autistic to go outside, and why would you go outside? You have sex robots.

What does 2060s /r9k/ look like?
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>people won't protest because it isn't how 'god created us'

honestly, i don't think anything is going to happen before 2060, except advancements.
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>>29665482
The stupid who don't have the procedure will leave bitter normies/robots who will vow to turn their children into genetic perfection. I think at most we'll have commonly practiced IQ screening with in 3 decades.
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>>29665423
there's no such thing as objective perfection

this will only be used as a tool to make genes conform to the wants of the ruling class, wants which are a reflection of their own genes.

basically mass genocide is coming and there will be no recovery after eugenics fails GG earth

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Robots, I went on a 4 day bender from last Friday - Monday (12 back of beer and a fifth of vodka each day).

I've been eating healthy and drinking 2 liters of water a day, but my shits are stil completely liquid. They also reek like 10 times worse than normal.

Did I fuck my insides beyond repair? When will my shits return to normal texture/smell?
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You had a 12 pack of beer and a fifth of vodka, each day, for four days?

Jesus fucking christ, detox for a bit.
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Something about alcohol makes your shits looser and smell worse, I don't know much about the science behind it though. From personal experience, I'd say you should be fine in a few days. If they aren't getting better, see a doctor.
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>>29665404
did you black out at any point? do you have any signs of needle use on your arms or soreness in genitals, mouth, or anus? cause that be the HIV "flu" that happens right after infection.
www.healthline.com/health-slideshow/early-signs-hiv-infection
either way see a doc.

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i'm depressed. and honestly. i think i just need female attention. i need to talk to women i like and can relate to. i need to walk with them around town in the late evennings and enjoy their company. my life feels empty without it
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>>29665400
It's good that you're in touch with what you want. Now, what do you plan to do about it?
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This is my feel too. Women are the only thing that really matters
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Is this another shill thread trying to get us to orbit women again?

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>Haven't played video games in two weeks
>Have growing urge to go outside more often
>Never actually go outside

What's happening? Does anyone else feel this? What do you do about it?
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>>29665379
I know this feel. Loneliness and the crave for human interaction is catching up to you, m8. You'll slowly lose interest in everything you used to do alone like video games and eventually browsing the chans. Leave while you still can, robut I believe in u
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>>29665483
But I get plenty of interaction from work.

And we're here forever, right?
Right?
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>>29665379
Get the fuck off our board, norman.

It's starting, you'll be balls deep in a beautiful woman before the year is out.

The skreechiest of rees are deserved by your kind.

RrRrreeEeEeeEeeeeeeeeEeEEEEEEEEE!!!

Everytime I think of my ideal gf I think of my personality on a girl.

Is that gay? I would date the fuck out of myself if I had a clone that was a girl or a feminine male
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kek. I thought about that too, but don't do it OP. It's weird. It's not good for you.

I'd want my gf to be her own person. What's the point of loving yourself and being loved by yourself? That's loneliness. Two separate persons understanding and trusting each others, even though they are different. That's how you get to be more than just yourself and experience real love.
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>>29665354
it's natural. people say that "opposites attract" but that's really the opposite. people prefer those who are similar to themselves.
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I'd date the fuck out of myself as a girl.
She'd be the only person I could share my interests with, and we wouldn't have to be around each other all the time, our relationship would probably mostly be online, even if we lived together.

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Many gifted talented people were are considered insane & physically unattractive right /r9k/ ? if you lack in some areas in life there is a thing that would make up for it

here is what a i noticed from observing normies & chads, please feel free to add to this and help me elaborate my thoughts

I noticed chad behavior is borderline rapey but its ok cause he looks "good", this one chad i know who is extremely shallow & superficial talks to me when there is no one there besides me, for instance sitting in computer lab early morning his friends were not on campus he just saw me & starts talking to me, he brought up normie talk like "what kinda phone is that anon" "how much did you pay for your shoes" literally who asks these sorts of questions? anyway as soon as a girl walked past that he knew, he disappears without saying see you in class anon, look over my shoulder hes standing with her, so anyway he & her start normie gossip, its time to walk to class now

>Walking over to class, chad says "whats up anon" (maybe to impress the girl hes with) mind you i appear to be a normie, im not short or ugly.
>he wants me to join into their convo...
>more normies are sucked into this while im trying to get to class
>the chad that was with that girl literally pumped and dumped her for male attention
>he starts talking to another chad about another girl he got the number off
>That one Stacy looks so shy at the moment quiet, shes not in our class no one else knows her except that one chad
>shes standing there alone no one is talking to her
>Chad has forgotten all about her at this moment, he is so indulged in group talk
>3-4 mins go past tick tock tick tock, shes still standing there looking awkwardly at her phone
>im just standing there observing
>at this point the chad that brought her into the circle is fully submerged into talking hes getting louder and louder
>they are talking about last weeks party, bring up other girls names
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so fucking what? no one besides your autistic ass notices that. The worst things normies could see in other normies are gossip and drama
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Cont
>at this point its been like 10 mins of alone time for stacy
>Everyone is fully submerged in this group talk
>bring out sellphones looking through selfies on kikebook
>openly loudly talking about other girls
>"anon i took her on a date last night"
>"did you smash or nah"
>"you already know"
>Everyone starts laughing
>they start showing me pics of girls they like etc
>"im just like yeah she cute etc"
>that one girl that was standing there now has her group of stacies around her
>They all start hugging
>That one chad knows the 3-4 other girls
>gets in on the hugs
>i notice hes eyeing one girl out
>i look at her
>shes blushing
>holding biting her finger
>shes hot
>he won't stop starring at her
>literally looked like a rapist from this point
>they are having a moment while everyone else is gossiping
>he literally 100% i shit you not escorts her out of the social circle
>walks upto her grabs her by the shoulder and whispers in her ears
>She says let me say bye to my friends
>again bye guys
>chad doesnt turn upto class

/r9k/ i know this was a long post but i had to put this out there
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yeah, beauty mesmerizes people and allows the beautiful to do anything they want (but to keep facades it's never okay to actually say that out loud, see the brainless normie anon reply confusing an anonymous discussion with identity-based discussion and attacking you personally for doing it: >>29665398)

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So /r9k/ I want you to tell me


In your opinion do I look like a Chad or a trap? And will it help or hurt me with grills?

Ignore the lame pose.
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Fuck off cunt we seen you post this yesterday
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You have sharp facial features. Chad potential you hit the gym hard.
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>>29665315
I know that in my opinion your penis would fit really well in my butt.

>at an indie concert
>tfw reminded of how far music has fallen
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>>29665285
Luna a best indeed
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>>29665307
Wrong Loud.
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>>29665285
Why not just go to a concert of a band you like?

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>tfw don't want anything

I don't want to have kids, I don't want to be rich, I don't want to be powerful, I don't want a big house, I don't want a well paying job I just don't care about any of that shit

All of it is just a big meme, life is the biggest meme, why should I want these things? I don't, I don't fucking care

It's like you're automatically supposed to want these things cause they're the "goals of life" but they're not, it's entirely meaningless just a big fucking meme

why shouldn't I just kill myself then? it's all so fucking pointless
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>>29665263
Pretty much everything is a meme. Just do whatever the fuck you want to do.
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>>29665263
Fuck this shit anon. You don't need to follow this "ways to have a perfect life" . Just do what you like. You don't need to be succeful in everything you do, but just have fun yourself.
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>>29665263
I agree with you, OP. I came to the conclusion that life is entirely pointless and we only want things because we see others wanting them long ago. I do enjoy some things, mainly movies and music, but I think that's because the fictional worlds created in artistic pieces actually do have meaning. They are designed to be self-contained stories that serve a purpose, which is why it's so easy to get lost in them and prefer them to real life. That said, I think people who watch TV are fucking stupid for pretty much the same reason. So I'm kind of a hypocrite.

Anyway, yeah I don't care how I live, what I have, or what happens to me because no matter what I'll still end up dead. I never really worry that much about anything, that's one upside to total nihilism I guess. I wish I could find some meaning but there literally is nothing in this world. We are animals cursed with a small amount of self-awareness, and the majority of people spend their lives running from that fact. They hate to think that they are animals and cannot face it, so they make up bullshit to validate their primitive instincts to have children, etc. It's only successful because it continues the human race but why the fuck do you care about the human race, especially when the entire thing will be wiped out eventually anyway and that is 100% a fact. Most people behave like animals but refuse to acknowledge it. I behave "animalistically" in some ways (i.e. I chase base pleasures such as substance abuse and watching gory movies and I want to fuck bitches even though I can't) but at least I do not pretend to be a walking miracle and then rut in the streets to propagate my retarded genes. Fuck living.

If I get too bored or sick of it I will off myself, probably pretty damn soon too.

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Robots I need help. I've been bored out of my mind lately and want to play good horror vidya. I posted a thread on /v/ but only got one reply before the thread got archived.

What are some good, story-heavy horror games? Also, what is the chronological order for the Silent Hill games?

Please don't reply with Resident Evil, or anything made by Frictional games. I already played all of the games in both series but I am looking for something with a similar style.
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Bump

please robots don't let me down
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>>29665160
Resident evil 6
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Play this game called Inside by danish dudes
bretty gud

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I haven't heard a friendly voice in years
Someone pls help me

I'm dying of loneliness
Pls save me
I can't do it anymore
I'm going crazy
There are voices in my head
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>>29665106
Do you have a skype OP?

I could try to help soothe you.
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>>29665106
Well you can still shitpost effectively here, at least.
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what do you want guy?
protip: internet friends will kill you inside

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>Friday night
>There are people falling in love and living life in general out there
>I'm just here shitposting
Normies will never know what's like to be shitposting on a friday night lol, fucking losers
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MA MAN!
nothing beats just listening to some future funk and chattin with fellow robotos on a friday night! im having fun!
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>>29665102
> Be me
> work 55hr work weeks
> go home, no games, no movies, no facebook
> lost interest in having fun, cuz what's the point?
> come here, see how other bots are doing
> decide to goto the mall, eye some Stacies
> but too tired, and hungry.
> try to fap, try to read
> eat ramen, goto sleep.
> rinse, repeat

I'm trying, real hard, to find some selfish meaning in my life. To find a goal I must idolize and push all my efforts towards, and not just be a drone for the rest of my life.
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>spent the entire day until now studying

It could always be worse anon

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>mods delete crispy thread

DO YOU WANT ME TO COMMIT SUICIDE
ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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One of the mods is probably orbiting her now
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You're sad and pathetic, kill yourself you retarded faggot.
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We must fight back, brothers.

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https://youtu.be/srfZsi7jrHI
>tfw she'll never sit on your face playing video games while you just lay there and eat her complete hairless, pink and smooth innie for hours on end until your tongue feels sore
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kids don't need to experience that kind of stuff anon. there better off remaining a kid.
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>>29665164
Normie detected

Blaxblox
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She's not even that cute.

chad comes on to laugh at us
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thats me and my little sister you twat
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>>29664972
Bumping th1s thread???
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>>29664994
don't talk to me or my daughter sister ever again

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