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Do you know any spinsters? I'm 32 now, & I'm starting to see a couple of women from my HS who might be turning to this
>>29669660
Oh no, they're not. They're banging chads every week. They'll settle with beta bucks when they hit the wall.
>>29669660
thats what happens to roasties that finally figure out they have no purpose in life, realizing theyll never be loved because they just served as cumdumpsters. they try to find that lack of affection from their pets.
>>29669660
>one catbox
what the fuck, I only got 12 cats and I need 6 catboxes that get changed daily and this bitch thinks she can get by with one catbox and one thing of water with 25+ fucking cats
Why do women inherently want what what they can't have / things that are difficult to obtain
>>29669655
Because they're taught they deserve everything
They've got a negative attitude. That's what's stopping them. They've got to get their act
together.
>>29669678
I would think it's because they enjoy the different feeling they get when they aren't complete getting their way because it's so rare
my 2 year relationship is coming to an end
she's the only thing that's stopped me from killing myself. I have nothing to live for.
>>29669643
>please don't leave me!
Cringed
Chase McCain? YOU'RE A LEGEND.
Here's what do to, wait 2 days and then ask her for one of her hot friends phone number.
I have over 1000 GBP saved up, fellow robots! What should I spend it on?
>>29669625
Buttstuff with mommy, duh. I thought that was the only reason anyone ever bothered saving 1000 GBP.
British pounds aren't worth anything anymore anon
You should cash out on some tendies to put into storage, mould only increases their value
>>29669646
the pound is at a high point right now, faggot
So I've been lurking this board for a bit over 24 hours now, and it is not at all anything i expected it to be. I always thought this board was a creative board about memes. You can imagine me suprise when its just a board filled with NEETS and socially ackward people and the occasional suicide watch robot. Was this board always like this or what? What about this board attracts all these NEETS? How did ya'll end up like this?
>>29669588
i've been here for over 5 years and i have no idea
>>29669612
Well was it always like this? I always heard this place was where "memes are created" and it made sense to me considering everything has to be "original" here
>>29669588
I've been using this board for like 2 weeks now. Always figured it would just be /b/ but without repeat threads.
I was very surprised to just find literal autism, NEETs and self pity everywhere. This board is pretty awful but the general culture here interests me enough to stay.
It's like looking at a car wreck.
Nightwalk or nightdrive here? About to head out myself
>>29669587
Had to drive home after a Def Leppard concert tonight.
Let me tell you, there is NOTHING more satisfying than electronic music while driving through the city. It's fucking amazing.
>>29669587
seems like a good way to get robbed
>>29669905
8 years wondering at night no robbery yet fampai
>>29669900
I second this
Gorilla and the rest off movie night get out edition.
at times i wonder how many stds per square mile are there in places like ibiza or maga
So got bored and made the great op image fucking autistic. Sorry lads :/
If only I could afford photoshop.
What I added
Posters covering windows
Betta fish in sweating mans window
Hormone treatment pills in window
Removed poleaboos face because he doesn't want it there.
Rigged election poster on movie night poster because everyone was on about that
Where is Jun?
Pupper autisticly added to kebab shop
Bmw sticker because of old days (90s kids will understand)
Vote leave sticker
Mr robot badgeyoualreadyknowwhy
Thats about it, don't worry not expecting you to use it in future.
Added a golden retriever poster, if you know you know. Also animal crossing balloon, pokeballs for sale at the shop, poster on louies door.
I am really bored lads
>That feel when you have 20 porn tabs open and your browser crashes.
Fuck I was saving those for later!
>>29669515
>Not having 50 open
Get on my level, normo.
practically every browser offers reloading tabs after crashing so idk what is your problem
>>29669559
not ones in incognito mode.
what will happen if someone kills trump?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RJC5Ichmkfw
>>29669482
Liberals go out and cheer in the streets, like the retards that did it when Margaret Thatcher died.
I'm sure there will be attempts, but I'm not so sure that liberals are smart enough to actually pull it off. There have been a couple attempts far though, hasn't there?
Most people who dislike Trump are anti-gun
Is nice to have friends?
>>29669427
I have no friends so you tell me...
>>29669427
It's nice to have people I know I can confide in if I'm ever feeling really shitty, and it's nice to have people to hang out with on occasion. So yes, is nice to have friends.
>>29669427
It's nice to have friends when they aren't shit.
Nothing worse than having those friends that won't do anything. You try to get them to do ANYTHING other than one or two things and they just shoot you down every time.
You also sometimes get those friends that you fall out with and that's always shitty.
More good comes out of them if you make friends, do stuff each person wants and if you stop drama before it begins.
>Mom found the Paper Corndog
>Mom found the Dimple Filler
>Dad found the cum hamster
>Grandma Doris found the cream cove
On a scale from 0 to 10, how bad is drinking mouthwash? I only drink it to cover the stench of cheap beer before talking to people.
>inb4 "absolutely haram! alcohol is evil"
Just dont be a filthy Native and chug it to get drunk.
So gross watching someone drink that or hand sanitizer at Walmart
>>29669332
Depends on how much you drink. Can't imagine it's good for the stomach, but I've known a few women who swear by the stuff.
Why would you drink it to get drunk? Surely the cheap cider is cheaper per unit of alcohol?
>why are you so quiet anon
>you need to put yourself out there
REEEEEEEEEEEEEE JUST LEAVE ME ALONE NORMALFAGS MAYBE I DON"T WANT TO TALK TO YOU
I remember back in high school we would be doing group work and normies would always say this shit. Every single time.
>>29669269
>Your face looks angry/upset/tired
GOD FUCKING DAMMIT NORMALFAGS
>>29669269
>Just be confident. It's easy, anon!
KILL YOURSELVES NORMIES REEEEEEE
Hungover wagekek edition
delete this right now
oceeereeeee
OHAYOU BRITFEEL
DO YOUR BEST TODAY, OKAY?
>>29669255
>Hungover wagekek edition
Had to double check and make sure it was actually Saturday and I wasn't late for work.
Don't scare me like that anon.
I have recently discovered I have IBS, so I wrote a rap to commemorate. Please rate and enjoy.
When I walk into a room I quickly clear it out
Cuz' When I gotta fart I don't fuckin' mess about
My odor brings me cheer when I see them all cringe
Like they just put their nose in a fishy old minge
When I bend right over, I feel a little leak
I will inherit the toilet, blessed is the stink
Give me a cork, or you might get blown away
In a chocolate assault, a gravy foray
Cuz' my bowel (bowel...bowel...bowel...)
Is irritated!
Those normies (normies....normies....normies...)
Filled with hatred!
Cuz' my colon (colon...colon...colon...)
Has got a problem!
So watch out (watch out...watch out...watch out)
For my bottom!
Wet like a sponge and consistency of soup
Better bring a fuckin' towel for when I gotta poop
It explodes out my ass like the 4th of july
It smells like death, Hey - I ain't gonna lie
When I start to wipe, I use the the whole roll
All the soda and the tendies have taken their toll
When I push out the pudding, it leaves a murky mess
But I love the thick gas, I must confess
Cuz' my bowel (bowel...bowel...bowel...)
Is irritated
Those normies (normies....normies....normies....)
Filled with hatred
Cuz' my colon (colon...colon...colon...)
Has got a problem
So watch out (watch out...watch out...watch out...)
For my bottom..........!!!!
>>29669222
I like it.
I have stinky ass syndrome. My ass won't stop being dirty even just a few hours after I've taken a shower.
>>29669330
OP here iktf
It might help to include more fiber in your diet. That sometimes helps me a little bit, but not fully.
>>29669348
I try that but I have no will power left.
I hope that at least your ass propels you forwards, anon.
