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Gorilla and the rest off movie night get out edition.
at times i wonder how many stds per square mile are there in places like ibiza or maga
So got bored and made the great op image fucking autistic. Sorry lads :/
If only I could afford photoshop.
What I added
Posters covering windows
Betta fish in sweating mans window
Hormone treatment pills in window
Removed poleaboos face because he doesn't want it there.
Rigged election poster on movie night poster because everyone was on about that
Where is Jun?
Pupper autisticly added to kebab shop
Bmw sticker because of old days (90s kids will understand)
Vote leave sticker
Mr robot badgeyoualreadyknowwhy
Thats about it, don't worry not expecting you to use it in future.
Added a golden retriever poster, if you know you know. Also animal crossing balloon, pokeballs for sale at the shop, poster on louies door.
I am really bored lads
That op image is fucking atrocious.
>>29670028
haha can you believe it was all done on paint?
You can't can you?
>>29670168
>>29670028
agreed, its not that its badly done becuase of paint, its becuase its messy and far too cluttered
the state of that fucking OP image what are you doing
but yeah gorillamelt and the film night faggots FUCK OFF
>2 threads
>Made like half an hour apart from eachother
Yeah well fuckin done you retards
>>29669541
>>29669858
Learn to crop you fucking mong
are drugtests at work a thing in the uk?
or is it a yank-thing
>>29670976
Unless you're in the army or something, no. We have rights and stuff.
Poleaboo is now arranging to meet a 19 year old Romanian with low feedback
She claims to have experience with pegging, humiliation and foot worship.
Plus I can fuck her at the end
>>29669858
Mustn't waste this opportunity to use a rare reaction image
do not give the currywog formerly known as 'pakipoo' even a nanosecond of your time or attention
starve the smelly cunt of what he craves
>>29670976
>>29670976
Actually, some jobs do require them. Particularly agency work in warehouses and the like. Regular office or retail jobs won't though.
Reminder that Poleaboo is on HRT now and has started cleansing and exfoliating
>ywn be back at school
fucks sake I actually had mates back then
>>29671129
>ywn be a school girl
How is this chain of messages?
I'm not gonna scare her off again am I?
>Do you own any other costumes, such a princess dress or some other kind of dress a younger girl would wear?
>Hi, I have young outfits. You're more than welcome to being anything along you'd like me to wear :) x
>OK, I'm just into humiliation & degradation, it's just that if you can dress younger (a school girl is rather mundane) than that would be more humiliating for me.
>Your profile mentions "small cock humiliation", that's a bit dull for me, do you have more to work with?
>Hi, I have been specialising in domination and roleplay for a few years now. I'd ask you the type of things you like, your limits! X
>How precise do you need me to be?
>I'm not entirely sure what my triggers are, I just know I want to be humiliated and degraded.
>You can assume I have no limits but for a good session do you need to know more about what I like?
what should i write in my dad's birthday card lads?
it already says "have a great day" inside that was my idea ffs
Found out my girlfriend cheated on me last week
Dumped her last night in spectacular style
Woke up this morning to 17 missed calls and a string if texts from her and a couple of her mates
Not going to lie, I feel pretty fucking good
>>29671502
>I feel pretty fucking good
for how long?
shell soon be over you and you might miss her.
better get a replacement asap
>>29671502
>things that didn't happen
Try reddit, they love this stuff
>>29671521
Not a chance I'd miss her, whatever in felt died the moment I found out she shagged a randomer while I was on holiday
She never told the guy she was dating someone, he only found out because he Facebook stalked her after and then messaged me apologising lmao
Lurking through dating profiles from London is a depressing read. It just seems like there are more dysfunctional women with mental health problems from there.
>>29671699
sort of uplifting
the only kind of woman thatd go for me ;)
wankeroos
Where have i seen this girl before?
>>29669541
To you robots that live on your own how much do you get per month, how do you get it and how comfortable are you financially ?
got my gf to fart down the phone to me, got me rock fucking hard desu. fapped to her having a shit on the phone to me last week, felt good lads
>>29672435
Can you get her to do it on vocaroo next time so we can all share?
>>29669541
>Gorilla and the rest off movie night get out edition.
No
:^)
Where is episode 2?
ree
>>29672792
>josh widdicombe
done shits funnier than that lad desu
>>29672435
>poleaboo
originale commente
>>29671129
that looks like an office, she has high heels on
>>29671189
>Have no limits
>Get stabbed
>Buried under a gypo's caravan
rip
>>29671642
>then messaged me apologising lmao
Sound lad, I'd buy him a pint
>>29669599
>>Buying Photoshop
Just pirate it mate
>>29671642
>essaged me apologising lmao
He was bragging to you. He was laughing about it and couldn't believe he cucked you.
>american here.
is it hard to get citizenship in uk?
does it help if im white and mostly british?
last medical bill I had was $10k. U.S life is suffering..I need to leave this horrible place.
fish fingers make me fart a lot
>>29673049
>living in a third world country kek
>Apologies again, my emails are killing me lately! I can do 5pm today if that works for you?
Tumblr domme replied to me
>>29672860
Would die happily
>>29673049
You need to be making 35k/year unless you're an EU national or are happy to live here illegally
>>29673089
>Apologies
>domme
swerve it senpaitachi
>>29673089
>Tumblr domme replied to me
She's the one i'd want to be dominated by the most desu.
The rest are hot but she's the one that hits the fetish sweet spot for me
Fucking battlenet. I can only top up my account with incriments of 5 quid, but all the Loot Box bundles are in terribly odd priced quantities. 24 boxes is 15.99 so I either have to put 20 quid on my account, or buy 18 boxes for 13.57 by combining other bundles. and 50 is 31.99...
I know they do this on purpose to fuck people into spending more money and I hate it.
>>29673105
$35k?
is hvac a good paying job in uk?
>>29673139
Can you put your finger on why that is?
I personally like the little girl/princess dress she wears
>>29673117
At least it means she'll try to give a good session
Can't stand those who are bitchy when you're just trying to get something off the ground
>>29673160
35k Sterling, so 46455.50 dollars.
>no exhortation to post waifu
Better remedy this, post waifus lads.
wiping my bum
>>29671189
She read my last message but hasn't replied
>>29673174
>I personally like the little girl/princess dress she wears
I like that picture too. I do have a thing for prissy,sissyshit too from time to time.
just watched mean girls lads
>that young Lohan
hnggghhhhhh
holy shit, shame she fell off the wagon, such a fittie
>>29673426
Ugh, why does /r9k/ have a 2Mb webm size limit when the rest of the site has 3?
Go meet her anon:
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-northamptonshire-36682401
>Lindsay Lohan has agreed to turn on the Christmas lights in Kettering this year following an "offensive" tweet about the town on EU referendum night.
>MP Philip Hollobone invited the actress to the town to make up for her tweeting "#REMAIN Sorry, but #KETTERING where are you" during the count.
>The US actress, who backed Remain in the referendum, has since tweeted that she would be happy to attend.
>>29673455
she looks so weird now
plastic surgery was a mistake
I'm 19 and being paid 60 quid a week for 16 hours of work. Is this legal?
>>29673550
looks a little like mj tbqh
>>29673602
>has a job
fuck off normie
>>29673049
>does it help if im white and mostly british?
http://www.migrationobservatory.ox.ac.uk/briefings/naturalisation-british-citizen-concepts-and-trends
>>29673602
you're getting paid 3.75 an hour
the min wage for 19 year olds is 5.30
so no, it's not legal and yes, you're being taken for a mug - cash in hand too I presume?
>>29673658
M8 I'm half chinese and work in an oriental store with middle aged women. I'm no normie. Xd
>>29673602
I assume you're on JSA working in poundland or something?
>>29673672
yep cash in hand
>>29673602
if you're an apprentice, yes
2.50 bong an hour
>>29673286
>exhortation
I like that word lad. Here's my waifu
>>29673717
Nope I'm working in a chinese super market
>>29673746
> works in chinese enterprise
> shocked that he's getting chinese wages
I mean, what did you expect?
>>29673724
off the books so your employers aren't paying tax
they're taking you for a ride pal, what sort of work is it?
>>29673809
Basic stocking and shelving.
>>29673855
tell them you want min wage or you're walking, literally wouldn't work there a day longer if they keep mugging you off like this
fucking chinese always do shit off the books, never pay tax that's why it's so rare that they have card machines in their takeaways, cunts.
>>29673880
Will do thanks m8. If that doesn't work I'll just go work at Tescos.
>>29673938
I don't know why you haven't fucked off to Tesco anyway lad, when I was in 6th form I worked there 3 days a week and it got me 2 holidays and savings for uni
you can't argue with 7.50 an hour
Normies, I need help. How do I kiss a girl?
>>29674000
Put your lips to hers and do some shit with your tongue
>>29674000
it's all in the lips my man
what I do is basically gently bite her bottom lip with my lips
>>29674000
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PumSynp5B6c
Great channel for advice on girls.
>>29673286
she has too many clothes on
Q. Can I give/receive oral with you?
A. No, sorry. I don't offer these services. The only place your mouth will be going near is my feet while you worship them.
>Had a gf from 15 - 17, broke up and not had a girlfriend since (22 this October)
>Been sleeping with different girls I've got no real feelings for since I started university
>Only girl I've loved/ cared about has no interest in me
>Had realisation that she'll never care about me the way I do about her
>Get some mojo back and end up getting with a couple of girls who are actually more attractive than oneitus in the last few days
>Still feel shitty inside because I like oneitus for her personality as well as her looks but she'll never be mine
>She's the second girl I've felt this way towards, very rarely come across a girl I genuinely like
>University has finished now so I'll probably rarely see her if at all, which may be for the best
Feels bad man
>>29674256
Long winded way to say you're a normie, desu, so I didn't read it
>>29674256
Why would you come here to post that?
No one gives a fuck or could probably even relate
Schadenfreude
>>29674270
>>29674298
I thought we were all striving to get a qtgf that we cared about though. I never used to be this way, I just put some effort into myself the last 3 years.
>tfw have to keep beers in room and they're getting warm
I have to do this to avoid questions and growing concerns from my family that I am in fact an alcoholic
>>29673286
Got the house to myself until about 9. What fun should I get up to?
>>29671189
just link her to an average britfeels thread, plenty about you to work with in those
Alright lads I've got a question.
Applied to Maccers a while back because I was worrying that my work would run out, and they accepted me.
When I tried to leave my current work the bosses put in a bunch of time talking me out of it, so I declined Maccers and stayed.
Now it looks like just as feared, my work will run out.
Will they still take me if I apply again and explain what happened.
today is the day I touch me penis.
>>29674337
Blast some Willie Nelson, sit in a rocking chair staring out the window drinking bourbon and chain smoking cigarettes
3rd saturday in a row i've been in bed still at this time
With Brexit ruining the economy the best advice I could give to NEETs is to put all their savings into a Freddo based cyptocurrency
>>29674337
Masturbate ruthlessly and take a warm bath
>>29671189
>It's an Amir pesters whores until they ignore his lonely, time wasting ass again episode
>>29674413
>tfw I bought 10 BTC when they were at 120bong each
Wish I'd kept them now
>>29674460
2 hours till his tumblrina booking, will he take her up on it.
>>29674460
It's not an episode of anything, fuck off
>>29674489
No, I just felt it was too short notice
>>29673105
>You need to be making 35k/year
kek
Just marry someone over here. Pay some cunt on the down-low about 5k for her to do it for you.
>>29674497
mad paki
Poleaboos yellow girl top arrived from River Island
Doesn't fit perfectly due to male body shape being different to cis female
Shoulders look a bit broad
>>29674532
> due to male body shape being different
welcome to suffering
>>29674256
>uni
>girls
>gf
trashman for the norman
>>29674544
>>29674532
You lads should just skip the mentally ill part and get straight to sucide
>>29673160
he's lying, you can get by in London on 20k/year (which is the minimum most places in London will pay anyway) but it would mean you'd have to live in a flat share for 600-800/month.
In the north you could easily get by on minimum wage, the rent can be as low as 200 bong a month which leaves you another 900 to spend on anime figures etc.
>>29674656
>he's lying
I'm not, it's a visa requirement
>>29674656
Learn to read you window licker. It's about getting into the country not money needed to live a working class life.
>>29674666
thanks for not being a dickhead
>>29674681
did nobody teach you manners?
>janny submitted a ban request
>>29674544
Should I go a size smaller to make up for what I'm lacking in the hips?
I was kinda worried about growing old but Brandon flowers looked pretty good at 26 desu
he's a qt
>read mainstream media
wtf i hate corbyn now
>>29674324
there is no one specific day where you woke up and were a normie, it was a gradual process and now you need to fuck off
Nigii is wondering why you are not using my thread when it was made first.
Oh well, how is everyone?
>>29671189
you mentioned a tumblrina? what tumblr?
>>29674890
Why are you copying Poleaboo's posting style you pathetic little runt?
>>29674914
My trip got banned you pathetic little cunt*
>>29674956
No it didn't?
>>29674914
Because everyone is blaming me for this thread so I wanted to let people know it wasn't me without putting my trip on so I just copied pole
>>29669541
Australian thread is dead. Now I'm all alone. Love me pls.
>>29674890
Hey Nigii
I hope you scrape your arm on a rusty nail and get tetanus, shit head
die
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vX5fAb76r-U
I still want you
>>29674810
26 isnt old at all mate
>>29675022
Cumbrialad
shut up, no one wants you guys here as well you do realise that?
>>29675073
>you guys
Nigii most of britfeel hates you, I don't know why you think it's just one or two people
what has Nigii done to deserve this abuse, aside from not knowing what infamy means?
>>29675112
>Nigii most of britfeel hates you, I don't know why you think it's just one or two people
Same thing you said yesterday, it is the same person you sad cunt.
>>29675134
Someone, either shout/britnormie or cumbrria keeps pretending to be me at movie night and then bringing the argument into these threads. Been ruining them for ages now.
>>29675152
Except I didn't say anything about you yesterday. You're delusional, can't even fathom that more than one person dislikes you
>>29674324
Wow talk about clicking the wrong board, fuck off.
>>29674810
>The Killers haven't been relevant for 10 years
What a time to be alive. How fucking awful was the 2000s for music?
>The Killers
>Snow Patrol
>Keane
>The Kooks
All of these bands were unironically popular when I was a teenager.
Just had a /cheekycornetto/
>>29674324
Don't worry mate I have a gf as well.
>>29675210
The Killers were legitimately good though
>>29675210
I know some of these were atrocious, I'm glad they've pretty much fucked off and died (to a media extent anyway) but they've been replaced with other shite; oh well the media is a fickle mistress.
>>29675239
>tfw pictures of chad/normies is legitimately starting to trigger me.
>>29675210
>>Snow Patrol
good
>>The Kooks
great
>>The Killers
Pretty good
>>29675210
>>Keane
Who?
>>29675274
Brandon is a Mormon
Pretty much the anti-chad, they give you a qt3.14 wife if you sign on to their cult
>>29675274
They're only chads cause they worked hard at it though. So they deserve it.
>>29675294
>he hasn't heard of keane
literally the definitive mid-2000s sadlads
>>29675312
How precisely do you work hard to be tall and good looking etc?
>>29674834
>>29675196
I've been on here since I was 14 which means I've probably been here longer than you newshits. It's time you leave my board.
>>29675223
>tfwngf
>>29675274
>Hey what's up anon
>Look 'in good, you pastey britbong
>how about we hit the strip and pick up some chicks while listening to our new album
>By the way did I tell you about my how great this new beard shampoo I picked up is
>>29675327
only one of them are good looking
>>29675333
it doesnt matter how long youve been here, you dont belong anymore
>>29675333
I think you'll find nigii is the last original here
>>29675342
i was near two normies and they were unironically discussing which trainers were the best to get gash, like peacocks discussing their plumes
>>29674256
go to /soc/ you moron
>>29672792
Cancelled after bullet to the head mp.
An optimist is a man who looks forward to marriage.
A pessimist is a married optimist.
>tfw on my 5th cup of tea today
>>29675294
>liking Snow Patrol
That is almost as gay as liking Coldplay.
Always quite fancied her
>RIP
>tfwnobf
also, just won 20 quid on a quid scratchie, should i spend that on fags and booze or should i spend it on a new pair of shoes.
>>29675746
me too actually.. should have a tribute fap.
>>29675801
20 more scratchcards
>>29675801
>resist the urge to try to befriend fembot
>write this to curb myself
>>29675746
>lung cancer
>previously diagnosed with bladder and eye cancer
Life just doesn't give some people a break
>>29675866
nah, last time i did that, i got a minor gambling addiction.
>>29675886
how do you know i'm fembot
>>29675886
are you a spastic? all the tfwnobf posters are jolly men
have to go to a wedding reception later tonight lads, starting to feel nervous now
>>29675689
>on my 12th can of kronenbourg for the day
long night ahead yet, gonna have to go buy more soon, might stamp on some chav cunts head while I'm at it, only if provoked ofc
>>29675999
What's your date like? Is she pretty?
>>29676015
im not one to brag but shes a stunner, 5ft10, slim, blonde hair, bright green eyes, only downside is that she is imaginary
>>29676029
lol I knew that was going to be the case. God, why would you go to a wedding alone. Why would you put yourself through that suffering.
>>29676040
I was invited, i very rarely get invited to social functions so i thought i should go, just to say i have
I'm going to treat myself, off to go get a chinese lads
>>29676057
i got them a card too btw, does that make me gay?
>>29676100
As long as you write no homo on the card it should be fine.
>>29676100
>a card
It makes you a tight arse.
>>29676118
thanks for the advice, ill write it on the envelope too so they definitely know im not queer
>>29676086
wut u gettin ?
xox
>>29676165
sweet and sour chicken with chips and rice.
Odds Overwatch
Evens Anime
Dubs alcohol
>>29676240
Poleaboo would like to recomend you get a kebab instead. Support the local takeaways.
>>29676285
one even and one odd
Do both, fuck it do all 3
>>29676331
Never had a kebab before, should try one at one point.
I need protein and carbs
wish niggerii would fuck off
little bellpiece, literally contributes nothing of value to this thread which isn't exactly hard
can we post some bums???
>>29675210
I like Keane and The Kooks Tbh :^)
Sure anon, bums ahoy
>>29676422
kek this thread is shit anyway.
What have I done to upset you anyway?
>>29676430
No
>>29676331
got a kebab when drunk last night, then fell asleep, it's still sat wrapped up on my kitchen table
>>29676240
Overwatch and a cheeky drink when we inevitably get rekt is the plan desu.
have wank soon as i finish mum goes in bathroom to colour her hair
sat here unable to touch anything with jizz hand for 30 minutes now
fucking normies ree
>>29676452
just being a little jumped up cunt really, think everyone here likes you and that your posts somehow warrant namefagging but you literally just post utter shite trying to start fights with everyone like a pathetic little melt
>>29676464
what's your battle.net account fammo I've been trying to find someone to play overwatch with for ages I fucking hate it playing solo
>>29676490
ohh hes grumpy :)
Does big man need a nap?
Does big boy need feeding?
Dont even namefag anymore
Thank you #BasedKanye for reminding us that trannies are freaks who are deluding themselves
>>29676556
still responded when I called you out though didn't you
>>29676579
Did I?
How will we ever know?
You guys should be thanking me, I got rid of that cunt shout
walked 3 miles and back for a toaster cos i've got nowt else to do
Why do people say "sex smell"? Does sex smell of anything? What?
why am i too autistic to make a simple fucking phonecall the prospect of actually phoning someone up terrifies me im literally shaking
>>29671189
Yes, too many questions you retard. CALL HER UP IF YOU HAVE LOADS.
Otherwise prepare to be ignored again.
>>29676641
it does and its pretty disgusting tbqh familia
>>29676641
love, lust, passion, sweat, perfume
>>29676641
Sweat and cum
>>29676689
kek fuck off you retard
>>29676689
Ah yes, please describe the smell of love. Mong.
>>29674810
Long as you look after yourself well mate you can look good at 50.
>>29676719 >>29676761
sweat, spermicides, and lubes all give impart a certain musk. A musk of love and lust.
Virgins why you getting so upset?
>>29676794
>love and lust have smells
The sort of thing a woman would say. Kill yourself.
>>29676676
>>29676689
>>29676690
Genuinely curious as to why normies post here. Is it just because none of us want you posting here so you feel obliged to? Are you still upset about Brexit and need someone to pick on to feel better about it?
>>29675801
>tfw bf hasn't been online on steam today
>>29676876
I'm sweat & cum guy. I'm not a normie, I was with a fat girl for a year is all.
>>29676892
>I'm not a normie but I've had sex
Can you not hear yourself? You're simply not welcome.
>>29676876
I just copied that of google cause I kne wit would upset these lot
>>29676816
>>29676761
>>29676719
>>29676927
thats not true
faggot
>>29676927
>ywn be so pathetic that you can only make yourself feel better by posting on 4chan
>>29676977
>ywn
Young wild niggas?
>>29677020
oh, a redditor
>>29677041
No i just google ywn definition, nice meme though
>>29677058
>b-b-but m-my joke would get upvotes on reddit...
>w-what do you mean I can't block this guy???
>>29675746
Such an actual feel.
I fucking loved The Royal Family
Cringing at this thread rn, are all brits this pathetic and bitchy?
>>29677099
We like a good moan.
>>29677099
Yes they are
The fish I was gonna buy has been sold
:(
>>29677136
They all taste like seawater so I would just buy another.
>>29677082
>Someone mentioned sex so I got visibly upset
kek
>>29675746
THATS WHO DIED? I GOT THE BBC NEWS NOTIFICATION BUT I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS DENISE
>>29677099
Nah its just one cunt being a cunt threads are usually pretty chill
>>29677156
>being unfunny on 4chan
>getting upset about it
>>29677152
But he was so cute though
>>29675746
These provincial ones hurt more than the big hollywood deaths. Her and Cilla hurt more than Bowie
>>29677136
they only had one fish?
>>29677193
He looks like he doesn't even give a fuck
>>29677171
I come in all the time and they are always like this
Shame cause they could be good
Oneitis has got fat and it's like a switch has flipped. Don't know what to do with my life now.
Don't really want to order food, getting fat from sitting around, But it's saturday so going outside to get food is going to be painful since it's going to be busy.
>>29677239
Hire an escort, but instead of shagging her get her to do your shopping for you
>>29677218
ayy hes cool
>>29677201
Nah I wanted a koi betta, theey're quite rare and cost a bit. I found a breeder selling one for 40 quid but I wasn't quick enough to contact him.
>>29677252
This is a great idea desu
>>29677239
i usually get a taxi to pick stuff up for me and deliver it cost me a tenner plus cost of food/drink
>>29677185
Not upset and when did I try to be funny?
Get over it mate you're being a bit of a bitch
>>29677271
Do you know how much they charge you idiot. It's not cheap at all.
>>29677289
>he sat there being angry for 10 minutes
>>29677325
Yeah but if you pop and have an hour left with her then you may as well send her to the paki shop for some strawberry milk.
>>29677334
>hes sat there being a virgin for 30 years
>>29677377
>he doesn't pop multiple times
>>29677385
not at my age lad
>>29677239
I know this feel mate. It is so expensive to get booze ordered in but I am all out and it is a sunny Saturday evening, so it is going to be brutal trying to go to the shop and back with the amount of normies outside.
eating sour cream & onion pringles Tbh
>>29677403
I'm going to end up doing what I usually do, hold off from eating and waiting till tomorrow morning to go out. But it won't work and i'll just end up ordering a takeaway at like 1 in the morning.
What a life.
Wish I could grow good facial hair lads
All I have is a few patches atm
>>29674335
Get a bag of ice, a tub and then put them in that and leave it by the windowsill.
>>29677195
>cilla hurt more than bowie
this is the type of opinion my nan would have desu
>>29676014
>Kronenbourg
Absolute mad man. My tatse buds get anal raped by that shit.
>>29677416
Never really rated pringles desu, the thinness and shape just don't sit right with me.
And the fact the tube turns into a chinese hand trap towards the end.
>>29677399
ew
are there actually old people on here? gross!
get out now, aged normie scum
I just don't understand the news sometimes
>Ulswater Yacht club has just recovered from the floods
>Yacht club
>Floods
Everyone just accepts this madness.
>>29674335
Get a mini fridge.
>Naked bike riders in Newcastle
>Trying to draw attention to lack of bike lanes
>Video of them cycling down brand new bike lane
H E L P
>>29677379
>he thinks virgin is an insult
>>29677379
is this an unironic post??
>>29677526
>Cyclist who refuse to use special cycle lanes and go on the road.
Cyclists are all cunts desu
>>29677651
Hit a kid on a bike because he was cycling on the pavement and just went across a junction.
He apologised when I shouted at him and took full responsibility, so no need to report it.
>>29673286
>ask for tea with no sugar, just a splash of milk
>get tea with lots of milk and sugar
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
>>29677677
>Hit a kid on a bike because he was cycling on the pavement and just went across a junction.
>He apologised when I shouted at him and took full responsibility, so no need to report it.
i bet you tell that one at parties to break the ice
>>29677694
I have to make the tea at work all the time as everyone refuse to make good tea
>>29677719
>Not making awful tea so that nobody asks you to do it again
Amateur hour in here
>>29677711
I was only doing about 10mph round the corner and he had a helmet on so no harm no foul.
>>29677745
>I was only doing about 10mph round the corner and he had a helmet on so no harm no foul.
I didn't ask for more boring dribble ffs
>>29677711
>parties
his mum has heard it about 35 times
>>29677742
They don't ask I just want a nice tea, but you can't just make yourself one.
>>29677773
Yeah you did. But to be honest he was going faster than me and actually bumped into the front as I turned in.
Fortunately the car was alright.
>Saturday night
h-hooray
Hoping for an Italy win tonight lads
>>29677802
youre either a funny, dry witted cunt or completely autistic
>>29678041
The fuck is your problem?
Unlike you I'm actually contributing to a discussion more than just insults or crying.
>>29678073
im not that other guy and i was loving the banter, if it was ironic
i guess it wasnt and youre autistic, the reason why youre getting this response is because youve posted a torrential downpour of banality
>>29678073
>>29677802
>>29677745
>>29677677
don't know why you're getting stick mate.
enjoyed that story desu, more interesting than anything that's happened to me in the last year
>>29677651
>>29677677
Got hit by a cyclist riding on the pavement the other day. He fell on his face and I barely moved. He apologised a lot afterwards.
Does anyone here ride a kick scooter to work? I am thinking about getting one I don't like getting the bus.
Alright lads, turn that alcoholism up to 11 because I've got 9 bottles of ale, 6 cans of cider, it is a beautiful sunny day and I am sat in my bedroom lonely and depressed. Time to get on it boys!
>>29678686
>beer / cider
>alcoholic
Student or slav?
>>29678700
Neither senpai.
I didn't say I am an alcoholic either. I mean some people would say I am but I don't think so because I don't go mental when I get drunk like proper alchies do. I just sit on 4chan shit posting and listening to music all night.
i keep drinking fuck loads of hooch because its delicious, if i turn into an alcoholic from this it might just be the most autistic thing ive ever done
>>29678897
That shitty alcopop?
>>29678897
One of our prisoners is the main distributor of hooch & drugs. Nobody can pay him in cash so his cell looks like fucking Tesco because they pay for it in stuff they can buy from the shop.
Man probably makes more in biscuits than I do in salary.
>>29678770
also do this when i'm drunk
sing along to every song too, find it really cathartic
>>29678897
>Hooch
Literally 13 year old girl tier.
Just filled bath up, jumped in and its freezing. I'm shivering lads.
Still not wasting the water though. Just sat in a tub of cold water posting from a phone.
Is Kent running his night tonight?
>>29678917
>>29678997
its fucking ambrosial, queer, but tasty
>>29679185
She didn't say last night, so I'd assume not.
>>29672381
anyone?
>>29672435
>got my gf to fart down the phone to me
what did he mean by this?
Back from Thorpe park lads.
Was pretty great got a lot of negative reviews but found it cheap and well worth it, lots of Qts with visible bras. As a Welshman though it does concern me that most of you English aren't white.
gary lineker has massive ears
>>29673286
>tfw scared to apply for jobs involving social interaction in case people I knew from school see me
Wish I could be indifferent to this kind of thing desu~
>>29679724
Thorpe Park sounds like normieville
>>29679724
who did you go with? oc
can anyone recommend a office chair for long hours for someone with a fat arse
current one has my bum aching after a few hours
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=35wg74Ufwr8
PRESS F TO PAY RESPECT TO BASHAR AL-ASSAD
>>29679979
such a legend ffs
praying he manages to defeat the vile servants of US imperialism
why isnt there a comfy /britfeel/ anime stream
>start working at sainsburys
>my uniform stinks of sainsburys
>i start to smell of sainsburys
>my room now smells just like sainsburys
JUST
its saturday night, why is this general so dead
>>29680060
kek that is the worst mate
I had that when I worked at Wickes
The smell of timber and chipboard makes me sick now whenever I am around building work.
>>29680106
Either everyone became normies and started going outside, or everyone is in /sp/ for the Euros.
>>29679261
>she
>additional text for original comment
>>29680113
yeah, it's awful for me because i basically just smell of the shitty bakery we have.
also now have an insight into how disgusting supermarket bakeries are, making it even worse
>>29680126
little from column a
little from column b
>not oc
wew
>>29680132
>also now have an insight into how disgusting supermarket bakeries are,
haha yea this, I worked at Tesco as well for like 3 weeks and it amazes me how they all have 5 star food ratings. I would never eat anything from their bakery.
>>29680060
why are tesco employees the smelliest
they always fucking reek
>>29679910
Tilde how are you pal?
>>29679185
>tfw no extra film night
>>29680156
>mfw I eat Tesco bread almost every day
>>29680132
>>29680156
Whats wrong with the bakeries lads?
>>29679185
>>29680199
If people want it, I'll do it.
>>29680205
If you knew lad, oh jesus you would throw up.
Best to not eat it anymore desu.
>>29680239
Guess I should go back to eating Warburton's "bread" instead, then.
>>29680205
I knew someone who worked at morrisons and he said they spit and put bogies in the bread.
now....
I pretty much expect that behaviour from anyone around food.
>>29680170
God stop sucking up, besides tilde is mine.
I'm doing a Mr robot one at some point, not just for brits though, however you lot are welcome if you want.
>>29680232
do it, 02/07/2016
>>29680263
cant trust human beings not to do the first most childish thing that pops into their heads.
>>29680272
You can have tilde mate, i'm not a puff. I have not been on here in a while so don't know where his story got to. Was only asking how he is.
>>29680170
Same as usual desu, being a NEET is very boring though~
How are you, anon?
>>29680285
I assume you know the link?
>>29680321
I thought you wus at uni.
>>29680313
>i'm not a puff.
Neither am I, I'm a male.
>>29680327
if its the same one as yesterday, yes
>>29680327
That is a dangerous assumption to make anon
>>29680338
Dropped out near the end of May and been on bennies since senpai~
>>29680208
All the food just sits out, on trays, completely exposed in the filthy warehouse until the woman comes and puts it in the ovens in the morning. Then it sits on the shelf all day for any creature to come and land on and have a taste of.
>>29679921
My gf m8
>tfw work nights so can never participate in movie night
feels bad desu, you lads are my only friends
>>29680367
what were you doing at uni?
>>29680385
u srs?
circumcision is for subhumans.
>tfw I've never had a job and have been full NEET since I left secondary school 7 years ago
The same day every day for 7 years and I can't leave because I'm a useless piece of shit.
>>29680378
initially i thought you meant the general p(leb)ublic when you said any creature, and had a hearty kek
>>29680360
>>29680363
Nah, it's different.
http://pastebin.com/cqZHNmcw
>>29680415
I used to read posts like these and think 'jesus what a fuck up'. But after being neet myself for almost a year now, I know how easy it is to get trapped.
I feel for you senpai. Hope this (you) helps you
>>29680415
>tfw didn't go out, didnt have any friends or anything since 7 years even though i was only a NEET for 9 months and all of my co workers are young people and i get much money
>also never had sex/gf
>circumcised piece of shit
might as well shoot myself into the head.
>>29680415
you on esa senpai?
>>29680415
How are you paying for your NEET existence mate?
>>29680449
THAT BEING SAID i feel for you. however, grass is not always greener ont he other side. see i had a job for 4 years now and have none of dat normie shit like friends (i have absolutely 0 friends and really didnt go out to do normie shit in 7 years) sex or a gf. because I'm a legitimate sperglord. NEETs who would get friends and other normie shit once they have a job arent real robots but just failed normies.
also i am so insane that it is probably too late change now. imagine burning so much in your own insanity that even 4000 calories a day are not enough to keep your weight. you fat, depressed NEETs have it easy. yeah yeah.Open the door, Louie
>>29680496
go away wagie, this is neet hours
>>29680458
PIP.
Had to get an assessment a few months back, took my mum with me because I'm a massive autist. It probably made me look extra pathetic and scored me a bunch of extra points.
>>29680415
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n0B17ZuyD-w
>No, I've never had a job
>because I've never wanted one
>>29680506
fuck off normalshit.
f4ihr09843uzr98
>>29680514
>ook my mum with me because I'm a massive autist. It probably made me look extra pathetic and scored me a bunch of extra points.
Yeah, probably did.
How are you keeping your parents off your back to improve your life and all that. That's my biggest problem.
>>29680526
>wagie calling others normies
>>29680533
My mum is a NEET herself and has been since forever.
Dad is kill, has been for a almost 2 decades now.
>got denied ESA even though i meet the criteria because im at uni
fucks sake
>>29680544
>>29680506
Mate, ignore him. Hide his posts. He posts inane shit almost every other night. Best not to give him any attention.
>>29680544
>>29680544
uhm, yeah. you got dat normalshit pack-mentality so you definitely are a normie. your fucking mind is that of a plebian normie. just because you failed doesn't mean you are a robot. as a matter of fact, you are just a failed normie.
>hur dur he is a wagie so he must be le normie
you are this much of a pleb that you probably wouldn't even be able to comprehend even if i tried to explain it to you, so i will leave it at that. believe what you want pleb.
>>29680564
this. be the pleb you actually are. kek. feels good to not be a normie like literally the rest of this entire fucking thread.
>>29680428
Got a movie working lads, if anyone's up for it.
>>29680564
fair enough, haven't been here in a while
>>29680415
That sounds amazing man, you are living the dream.
>drop out of college
>NEET for 1 year
>first time in a long time I was actually happy and not feeling like killing myself
>get a job
>wageslave for 3 years in two different jobs
>completely depressed after the initial novelty of money wore 6 months in
>quit and go be a NEET in Europe with my savings for 6 months because my parents wouldn't allow me to be NEET living at home and savings will last longer in the eurozone
>back to some happiness
>end up coming back and resuming wageslavery
>never felt more like killing myself
I just wish I had parents who don't lose their shit over NEETs. All I want to do is sit in my bedroom doing things I enjoy. Wageslaving is so pointless because you have money but no time or energy to do anything you enjoy and the only 'upside' is that you get bigger numbers in your bank account each month.
>>29680516
>objectively the best smiths song
good taste mate
>>29680650
haha it is good but I was supposed to post You've Got Everything Now
Just ordered a pizza lads, let the /comfy/ begin
>>29680671
yeah i noticed the lyrics were wrong, but still ill is my favourite
probably would be there is a light or charming man but normalshits ruined those songs for everyone
>>29680563
Of course, why would you expect that when you are a student, you can get loans and other free shit if you are a spaz though
>run out of kronenbourg
>have to drink fosters
life is endless suffering
>>29680693
I am not a Smith's fan but Neil Finn's cover of There is A Light with Johnny Marr from Seven Worlds Collide is the best thing ever.
>>29680594
the brothers grimsby is the movie, get in here you autists
>>29680688
Tempted to order myself desu.
>>29680717
Kronie and Fosters are both in the same garbage tier of lager.
>>29680717
Rough mate. It's not like you could be relegated much further after Kronenbourg but you've managed it.
>>29680717
I never drink without knowing I have enough to get me to blackout.
This is nobody's fault but yours
>>29680727
changed to hardcore henry, still get in here
>all those fucking wagekek plebs and also NEET plebs ITT
you guys are like women with 2 digit IQs.
Watching Hardcore Henry in KA's room in about 5 minutes time lads.
>>29680642
>Wageslaving is so pointless because you have money but no time or energy to do anything you enjoy and the only 'upside' is that you get bigger numbers in your bank account each month.
Yep, and the worst part is it's never enough. Your parents will never accept you quitting to do nothing for a few months while you live off your savings, and as the numbers increase in your bank account, you never feel safe because you know that after a couple of months of no job it will all be gone. It's incredibly depessing and leaves you trapped.
>>29680727
>the brothers grimsby
Thats actually a pretty good name, but I imagine its shit
>>29680803
I'd rather he go back to ali g and shit desu
>>29680737
b-b-but I like kronenbourg.
>>29680798
Move out, they can't stop you if they don't live with you.
>>29680827
How can you move out and be NEET? You would need at least 100k to make it work for any significant amount of time without having to panic.
>>29680642
>>29680798
>Wageslaving is so pointless because you have money but no time or energy to do anything you enjoy
>hUR DUR EVERYONE IS THE SAME HUR DUR I AM THIS MUCH OF A PLEB THAT I THINK EVERYONE IS THE SAME
what on fucking eart makes you think that EVERYONE is that way? You are talking about it as if it's a fact.
just because you are physically retarded does not mean everyone is. you dont have energy to do anything you enjoy after wageslavery because your body and genetics are fucking garbage. people like you get benefits for a reason, not because hur dur i cheated the system. you get bennies because you are a legitimate retard.
>>29680846
Then you're saying you want to mooch off your parents?
They kind of have a right to get pissed then.
>>29680415
this is literally me
left in 2009 with shit gcses cause I skipped school all the time to play WoW and Runescape
I've done nothing at all, even people with jobs/uni watch more stuff and play more games than me, I just sit on the internet
>>29680827
What he said >>29680846. I would have to work even more if I moved out, and probably house share with some students or immigrants. Life is awful now, but the thing that keeps the wageslave in line is the knowledge that things can get much worse. That's the thing that eventually leads to suicide: knowing that as bad as things are now, that's the best that it's ever going to get.
>>29680863
You seem upset fampai
>>29680907
Ignore him senpai. It's the german shitposter. He took his name off but it's still him >>29680496
>>29680863
I don't get bennies. I just posted about how shit it is to be a wageslave, and you think I am on bennies? No mate. I work fucking hard for my scraps off the master's plate, and then I go home and try to recover for the next day at work.
>>29680863
why are you even here you colossal faggot? no wonder you never can make friends
>>29680871
Yea, fair enough, but in my defense I never chose to be born.
Like I said I moved to Europe before so I could live as a NEET with no hassle and without as much worry about money because it was much cheaper to live out there.
>>29680899
This. I'd rather live at home and be a wageslave as at least I can stay in my room on my day off and in the evenings. If I moved out in this country I'd only be able to be NEET for a short time and it'd have to be spent living in a house with others.
>>29680953
>Yea, fair enough, but in my defense I never chose to be born.
Then off yourself.
>>29680907
I'm not, i just have disdain for plebs/normies like you
>>29680927
probably wasn't clear enough: I was talking about NEETs in general.
the thing is, you are talking about it as if it would be like that for everyone. you literally just said:
> I just posted about how shit it is to be a wageslave
but you didn't actually do that. you posted about how shit it is ___FOR YOU___ to be a wageslave.
if you are physically/mentally retarded to the level where you feel exhausted all the time after working so that you cannot do what you enjoy then GUESS WHAT? I HAVE NO PROBLEM WITH YOU ON GETTING NEETBUX. I GLADLY WILL PAY YOU TAX FOR THIS.
>>29680946
>being this much of a summerfag
we're on /r9k/ my normiefriend. fuck off with your normiepack to facebook.
>>29680961
I often think about it but that would be a bit too harsh on my parents. I'm sure I will at some point but will probably have to wait for them to die first.
>>29680972
>we're on /r9k/ my normiefriend. fuck off with your normiepack to facebook.
i don't have a facebook
Might be moving out in the next few years
On 900 a month on bennies and can probably get a flat paid for on housing benefits
>>29680972
>I'm not, i just have disdain for plebs/normies like you
Oh yea, autism I think they call it.
>>29680972He does this for free
>>29680953
where did you go in europe?
how did you find living in a foreign country?
>>29681006
biggest normiepost of the thread award
>>29681002
I work all month and get less than that. How are you on that much on bennies?
>>29680996
so it is time for you to create one and join the rest of you ^-^
>>29681025
I've been diagnosed with autism and psychosis (on anti psychotics and anti depressants) I get 400 from PIP and 500 from ESA
how much do you get a month and what's your job?
I barely come on here or /r9k/ anymore as the majority of posters here were either born in 1998 or go to college/uni and i can't releate to anything they post
anyone else feeling this?
>>29681035
it's much more fun to trigger you though my fellow kraut ;)
>joined thread 35 minutes ago
>just ignore him bra just ignore him
>22 (You)s later
I AM THE MOST IMPORTANT POSTER OF /britfeel/
>>29681050
Retail slave. 900 quid give or take for 30 hours a week work.
>>29681067
ok but you don't trigger me
>kraut
thanks, i know that I am the most unique, most special of /britfeel/ so everyone instantly recognizes me. like I've said numerous times now, i'm not part of the plebian normalshit masses which is the rest of this thread. Appreciating it.
>>29681015
Last year. I enjoyed it, people were much friendlier than in the UK. There was no big brother or political correctness in the country I was in, which made society feel a lot more united. There wasn't the kind of division between people you see in this country. People were much more just people rather than having to abide by a label of higherclass/lowerclass/black/white/asian/thisreligion/thatreligion and people also seemed to take more pride in their communities I think due to it being more in their hands with less government involvement.
I am not saying that is the whole of Europe obviously, just the country I was living in.
>>29681119
so what country were you living in
Has anyone here ever been referred to the CMHT?
I have and I'm not sure if its a good thing, it feels like I'm being painted as a total nutcase just because I now only want to see qualified people
>>29681154
Sorry, I misread your post, I thought you asked when I went. I was living in Portugal.
>>29681173
can you speak portuguese?
>i misread your post
>your post
>your
that wasn't me you normie.
>>29681200
I can speak a bit. Enough to express anything I would like too. The part I found difficult was understanding as I would have to process each individual word.
>>29681231
how to learn portuguese :(
>>29672792
>8 out of 10 cats has been replaced by 8 out of 10 cats does countdown
niggers
>>29681065
i was born in 1997, can definitely relate mate, hate these youngfags!!
>>29681240
I leaned from a book and then more from being there and learning off of other people and being around it. It is not that difficult to get the basics but there is so much depth and variation to speak it like a native I imagine would be very difficult.
I imagine I sounded like a right spacker, but unlike in the UK when you can barely speak English and people are angry at you, everyone just seemed happy I was n English person speaking it even if I was butchering the language.
>>29681282
1998 here desu famma lamma
>>29675746
Fuck this made me sad. Is this the end of the royle family?
>>29681065
>I barely come on here or /r9k/ anymore as the majority of posters here were either born in 1998
I refuse to believe that is true.
>>29681291
what you doing at the moment then, off to uni?
i went last year, but dropped out and am returning in september
>>29681282
Are you plebs serious? GTFO here underagers. /Britfeel/ is for 20-something NEETS and wagecucks.
>>29681065
I was born in 93
I am the faggot worrying about growing old earlier
>what a life it would be
>if you could come to mine for tea
>>29681327
what about asperger lords at uni
Saturday night lads, you know what meansnew song on animal crossing new leaf
>>29681316
Yeah uni mate. Doing well so far, been talking to a gril who might want the D.
>>29681341
I was born in 92.
Its no worse that it was beforeOf course that means its fucking awful
>>29681327
>he doesn't even know the acute pain of watching his youth pass him by AS WE SPEAK
gtfo normie
>>29681344
uni is for normalshits
>>29681374
Not if you do it right (staying in your room for 3 years then dropping out)
>>29681342
I'll pick you up at half past 3 if you want? I'm making lasagna.
>>29681355
fair play lad
spoke to one girl when i was at uni, was pissed so have no idea whether she liked me or not.
walked her home from the union, then just sperged off into the night and never saw her again.
hate myself desu
>>29681374
i stayed in my room 100% of the time and never went to meals, met anyone and bought pizzas from tesco
>>29681396
>tfw that was me
Dropped out on my final year. What a ride it was.
>>29680406
What's wrong with that?
Rides are pretty focuses on being in pairs which is good because I'm friendless.
>>29681416
Yeah me too. At least we never have to pay back our mountains of debt if we don't make something of our lives
>>29681409
so what ?nobody fucking cares. I'm a wagekek and am the same (except replace 3 years with 7 years) and nobody cares. you are a still a normie solely because you went to uni or have a job. Read the thread and lurk more.
>>29681373
Of course he knows that feel. No one starts posting on 4chan at 23. We've all been here shitposting while all our class were out drinking up the field and fingering slags drunk on Lambrini.
>>29681429
how'd u get a gf
>>29681441
i care more about that than your little bitch whining
>>29681508
the memes and normalshit-rules won't magically change just because you decide to try to trigger me in this single thread.
>>29680882
I re-took my English GCSE this year at the age of 23 as I'm a complete spaz too
I get my results in August so hopefully I can do an Access course and apply for Loans+uni
If I fail again I will probably unironically kill myself or live on bennies for the rest of my life, I hope it doesn't come to either
>>29681479
I was exposed in University and she stalked me and just gave in.
>>29681527
Did you have to go in the same exam hall as all the little shits? How did the exam go?
>>29681550
My tutor put me on additional support (my handwriting is really bad and my hands shake when I'm nervous) so I got to do the exam on a laptop in a computer room.
I think I did pretty mediocre over all, but considering my scores on the mock I might scrape through.
>>29681538
how did she stalk you
>we used to get through two threads a day
>now we can barely manage one
What happened lads?
Got some graphic novels arriving tomorrow, decided to buy some since i enjoyed watchmen so much
>>29681750
In case anyones wondering
The Complete MAUS
Sons of Anarchy Volume 1
Scott Pilgrim 6 Books Collection Set
V For Vendetta New Edition TP
Fight club 2
>>29681590
Pretending to sleep on me.
Pushing away anyone who wanted to group with me.
Ruining any chances of anyone getting close to me
Going to parties to solely ask where I am even though I never go them
>>29681748
Too much shitposting. Threads aren't as comfy as before.
>>29681467
so why slag off youngfags?
we are the oldfags of the future, and we are going through the traumatic events of your youth right now
>>29681810
>Pushing away anyone who wanted to group with me.
Just fuck off
>>29681848
>gets triggered again
lmao!
who are the pricks shitting up these threads, this isnt comfy
bring back /britfeel/
>>29681859
haha trolled my man xD
Hardcore Henry sure is a wild film.
>>29681748
at least we outlived IreFeels, FrenchFeels and AmeriFeels
>>29681848
Just wanted to talk about Thorpe park though
>>29681942
>AmeriFeels
What was the point of that? The whole site is that already.
one of my favourite songs goes: "I'm gonna stay 18 forever" and I'm 19 next month. Fuck, man, how hard does it hit home that you've never lived like that. You've never had friends that would jump in front of a bulket for you. You never went to a party. You never sneaked out at night. You never explored abandoned buildings. You've not had a memorable teenage life and that times running out. Experiences are what makes your life and I have fuck all
>>29680516
Morrisey sounds pretty based from his wiki page, apparently he voted out too
>>29682150
you've barely fucking lived any of your adult life, relax
>>29682190
Get fucked nigger
>>29682150
You are young, but the fact you haven't had any fun is definitely a problem. You can make up for lost time later, but if you are on this bad path then how will you?
I am a normie and I will give you advice if you want to take it. For reference I'd been to dozens of parties by the time I was your age. Not saying that to make you feel bad, but to qualify myself for giving advice.
Why do you think your life is this way?
>>29682150
noone has ever missed out though, especially if you are still 20 something
Go to Australia/thailand/spain or whatever, stay at a hostel and experience these things like partying, drinking with normies and "discovering" yourself. you will probably just be disappointed though, I sure was.
>>29682271
you're right, i was lying. you fucked up during your formative years and now that behaviour is established. you are unlikely to improve and your situation will most likely get worse if anything.
>>29682346
I don't get why people say this.
Only normies end up entangled in cool adventures when they go overseas.
Autists at home stay autists and end up with a depressing isolated experience of a few tourist shit things
>>29682508
There's a difference between legitimate autists who have been medically diagnosed and weak pussies who could have a good life if they just got their shit together and stopped being faggots.
>>29673602
Dude, I'm getting paid 52 quid a work for 7 hours work. Change jobs senpai.
>>29682508
because it is boring, most normies will just drink and club. Lots will also shag each other, it's really nothing special
I would rather masturbate and play videogames personally
>>29682578
>I would rather wank and play computer games than go out and have fun
I hope you know that you are a sad, pathetic bastard.
Poleaboo went for a jog around the block to burn some calories and get that fem body
Plotted a 0.4 mile route that I'd go around 3 times
Got tired and self concious around 0.3 miles
Walked home
Still breathing heavily 10 minutes on
Think the last time I ran was 2 years ago
Sorry for not replying to some of you
Keep getting banned wnd can't reset too often
Poleaboo went to the Mosque to bum some Imams and get that fem body squeezed
Plotted a 0.4 surah route around the Quran
Got tired and self concious around Al-Araf
Walked home
Still guilty of Shirk 10 minutes on
Think the last time I practiced idolatry was 2 years ago
>>29682964
Poleaboo thinks you're actually a Muslim
>>29682996
This.
He does seem to know a lot of the terms.
>>29682996
It's easy to do the research to take the piss out of you
I'm thinking of starting yet another run of stargate SG1 desu
Poleaboo has to go to sleep now
That run obliterated him
>>29683280
You sound old
Lads, I am anorexic.To try and help myself I spent the last 4 hours compiling a ranking of chocolate bars, do you want to discuss this further? I find it replaces eating in a way. A (v) indicates that I find it easier to vomit after eating one, it is a parody of the v for vegetarian on restaurant menus. A (rb) indicates that I rub my belly after eating to shame myself. This is a parody of the v for vegetarian on restaurant menus. A (h) indicates I feel happy and not suicidal after eating one.
Aero Mint
Lion Bar (v)(rb)
Kit Kat Chunky (v)(rb)
Mars Bar Classic (v)
Milky Way Crispy Rolls
Kinder Maxi
Terrys Chocolate Orange bar
Double Decker (v)
Crunchie (rb)
Galaxy Ripple
Toffee Crisp (v)
Kinder Bueno (rb)
Snickers (v)(rb)
Milka Plain (v)
Galaxy
Lidl Fin Carre Dark (rb)
Mars Extra Choc (rb)
Regular Aero
Maltesers Teasers
Yorkie Bar plain (rb)
Freddo (h)
Wispa
Bounty (rb)
Flake
Picnic (v)(rb)
Twix
Curly Wurly (v)
Plain Kit Kat
Milky Way
Boost Bar (v)
Dairy Milk
Animal Bar (h)
Dairy Milk Caramel (v)
Chomp (v)
Daim (v)(rb)
Frys Peppermint Cream
Topic
Fudge
Twirl
Toblerone (v)
Milky Bar
Bourneville (rb)
Frys Chocolate Cream
Drifter
Turkish Delight (v)(rb)
>>29683465
Are they in order of how much you like them?
My top 5 from your list, in order, are:
1. Bounty
2. Twirl
3. Turkish Delight
4. Aero Mint
5. Dairy Milk Caramel
>>29682728
but that is fun
slags are gross and clubbing is expensive, loud, boring but worst of all clubs are filled with annoying faggots
>>29683527
Yes, Aero Mint is number 1 and Lion Bar number 2 and so on
>>29683544
You have some good choices in there.
As you can see we don't agree exactly (turkish delight is one of my favourites and it's your lowest one) but in my opinion you have good taste in general.
Good move to relegate shite like Bourneville, Toblerone and Drifters to the bottom, while highly ranking excellent bars such as Aero Mint and Terry's Chocolate Orange.
>>29683634
I was frankly hesitant to even include drifter, as it is more of a wafer. Toblerone is a very poor chocolate as well, especially for me, due to my anorexia- I have a square intensinal track and circular stomach so a triangle based food isn't vomited easily. Also, it is a hard bar to eat.
>>29683666
If you're including Kit Kat then you couldn't exclude Drifter on the basis that it is a wafer. They both are wafers.
Obviously Kit Kat is so much better though. Drifter is absolutely shite, it reminds me of always being the last one left in the selection box at Christmas.
Toblerone is perhaps even worse though, because it pretends to be something fancy and premium while actually just being shite.
Having said that, the white chocolate Toblerones are quite good.
Not gunna pull tonight lads
Shitpostralian feel desu
>>29683724
I suppose, Kit Kat Chunky is great thought so I felt it needed inclusion. I do not like many wafer based bars really. Time Out would be right at the bottom, maybe above Drifter.
>>29683906
Time Out is good with a cup of coffee.
One wafer that doesn't warrant inclusion is Blue Riband. Doesn't get much worse than that.
>>29683936
I agree, terrible
If I were to include Penguin it would sit around where Animal Bar is located and would have a (h)
>>29683465
Literally haven't eaten a chocolate bar since Christmas, maybe even longer, you've just reminded me and I feel sad now
>>29683989
Penguin is unambiguously a biscuit though.
I think that if you can only buy it in a multi-pack then it isn't really a chocolate bar.
How do you feel about Ritter Sport?
>>29684030
What was your favorutie?
I have not eaten any of the more recent bars due to my anorexia. For example, The Cadbury Marvellous Creations and the American bars popping up now. I can't eat American food because it makes me feel american and therefore obese. I once purchased a pop tart and ate it and felt so disgusted that I spent the entire day pretending my bed was a motorised cart and that my bedside lamp was 'groceries' reaching out and grabbing it. I burnt my hand badly all day and didn't get out of bed.
>>29684051
I have never tried Ritter Sport. However they look nice. As an aside, my favourite 'sweet' in general of all time is Paynes Poppets, Mint.
>>29684086
The toffee Poppets are great but the mint ones are slightly too old fashioned tasting for me.
ESAlad here.
My appeal was successful and I got 200 on Thursday and the other 800 will come on Tuesday.
Might use it to actually try and improve my life by getting driving lessons or something..but even that feels like it will run out super fast since they're so expensive.
>>29683465
>milky bar near bottom
im going to hit you
>>29681750
>>29681771
No one in britfeel like graphic novels?
>>29683465
My favourite is a picnic bar
>>29684421
No I just read novels, and I doubt many people read here. Let me know what SoA is like, I really enjoyed the series
>>29684468
>picnic bar
Fucking madman. All those shitty raisins
>>29684421
nah not really lad
>>29684496
>and I doubt many people read here.
I used to read a lot.
I'm now too depressed/lazy and my attention span is screwed
>>29684522
im in exactly the same boat, no idea why i have so much trouble paying attention to/ doing things
>>29684522
Same here, I used to read loads when I was younger. Now I don't read that often and when I do it takes me months to finish a book.
I think it's a good habit to keep even if the depression/laziness makes it difficult, I'm working on weaning off the vidya and reading more instead. Got a bunch of books lined up.
What would you read anon?
>>29684576
>>29684588
Literature and reading is probably my main hobby but I haven't finished a book in at least 2 years. I just can't bring myself to do. Its even worse now I work.
I used to be able to feel my brain rotting but now there is just nothing there.
Just bought destiny lads
Is it good?
>>29684631
No, existence is suffering and activision are faggots
>>29684631
Yeah its great, desu original
>>29684588
i lost all my hobbies, even vidya and anime. i do nothing all day and sleep for 12 hours
think there might be genuinely something wrong with me desu
>>29684576
probably used to the quick gratification of the internet, very common around here
Can't find my credit card anywhere lads.
Give me places to look I've tried all the obvious ones
>>29685507
Windowsill ?
>>29685507
checked your arsecheeks?
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