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Me right now irl
Im bored and exhausted
Enclosed is a Real, Live, Actual picture of myself at this very moment
me n my buds hanging out
I think I have some sort of problem
This may sound really fuckin retarded..
>listen to music
>randomly feel on top of the world, like i can do anything, energetic as all shit
>must move around in any way, running through the house, throwing furniture, screaming from the excitement of the thoughts of my future dreams and aspirations
>after i tire out i sit back down and sulk for about 15 minutes in the disappointment from knowing deep down that none of these dreams will ever happen
>tfw this happens about 10 times a day
>tfw recently this has fucked my sleep schedule up so badly that I'm in bed at 3AM on a good night, sometimes having to drink to fall asleep
Do you consume a lot of carbs op? That might explain the fluctuation in energy levels. It's not retarded at all.
>>29669920
Shitty eating/sleeping/exercise schedule
Bipolar disorder (doubt this is it but maybe)
Boredom
>>29669972
I've literally only eaten Arby's drive-thru for the past 2 weeks, so i doubt its carbs
Post your NEET rom
This is not really a battlestation thread so don't focus too much on your computer
>>29669908
*room
originalsxca
just overhauled my room for this summer, pretty ok
>>29670169
Looks comfy anon, is that your girlfriend?
I haven't eaten in a week
My heart feels off.
I keep losing blood flow to my extremities.
Will my heart give out?
No bro youre just evolving
how are the stomach pangs?
your heart is pretty though anon, probably will be your liver or something like that.
>>29669919
No stomach pain, it's just numb
>tired and drowsy all day
>I'll try to get an early night tonight
>10pm
>start feeling wide awake with boundless energy
I think this genetic nightowl thing is legit
>>29669866
Same familia.
Orgy Cantaloupe
>>29669866
>tfw I need to vacuum my room since I just cleaned it top to bottom butI can't since everyone else is sleeping.
>tfw you become more competent, creative and attentive when you're tired
>at least I have nice hair
>23yo
>realise I'm balding and have a 5head
>there is no god
>Be 18
>Laughable hairline
Fuck you OP
>>29669848
is that kid russian
>>29670328
Disgraceful if he is. No fucking form
mmhave you ever even seen a real dragon dick loser? i have, and they're no fucking joke. i remember browsing bad-dragon.com in the middle of the night, hoping to find a sick deal on the latest in spiked cumming dragon dildos. 19 inches of pure fucking annihilation. I can't even comprehend how it makes my asshole feel, and the lubrication that they included, oh lord, I love how the balls run through my fingers as i squish them as hard as i can, with the synthetic dragon hairs brushing up against my white asshole. When my mom burst through my door, my ass filled with pleasure and synthetic dragon cum, i wailed "A L D U I N ! Y O U A R E M E A T Y C O C K I S S O A M A Z I N G!" ever since that day my mom looked at me with fear. my assholed gaped so much i had to goatse my shit out. my mom made me refund skyrim, stupid bitch, she doesnt know that you cant refund with over 2 hours. there's 3321 hours into skyrim legendary edition, with the dragon mods alone, just so i am see my dragonic god ream my asshole. My addiction got the point where i started a kickstarter to turn my normal human dick into a large and angry dragon cock Hopefully the surgery people are scalies too, just like me and my little sister! My mom made my dad leave a long time ago because he admitted he was a sclaey, anyways, i would have started my skryim dragon mod letsplay channel if my fucking COCKWHORE ugly mother didnt take away my steam account. And I bet Besthesda wants to try and dmca me but its all good, they're just jealous taht they didn't program harsh dragon fucking into the game into the first place! I kinda wish my dad would come back though, the least he could have done is pay child support in bad dragon dilods, only $3.49 a pack, but fuck do I tich for alduins yogurt gun, so tasty mmmmm thats goddd. i just love it when he splatters his funky nut blast all over my fuckin face. Well anyways gusd i gotta go doo my chores bye lol ;) keep u guys updated xD
Who even uses this shit? Degeneracy is stronger each day. Normal dildos are no longer enough.
>>29669834
bump~~ xdd
>>29669861
Cool people. If you're degenerate you'd just get someone to fist you, or use any random object. This is geeky and, for the quality of these expensive things, truly patrician they are.
>doesn't shower everyday
>doesn't brush teeth everyday
>doesn't wash face and moisturize every day
>doesn't maintain a reasonable level of fitness
>inside and alone 24/7
>it's society's fault that he's a virgin
Why is the typical unhygienic NEET so deluded?
Here, I even posted a generic pretty anime girl so you'd all respond.
>>29669824
because after lying to themselves so much they started to believe it
>moisturize
you what
>>29669824
At least half of those apply to me and I'm not that deluded, stop believing everything you see in the wagecuck threads, they're made up of normalfags pretending to be NEETs for a laugh.
If you look at real NEET threads they're depressing and self-loathing, "Why did I let myself get this way" "I fucked up" etc.
tfw you meant to go to /pol but your drunka nd made it onto the wrong board
pls respond to myh thread I'm lonely right now
please r9k Im lonely right now
>>29669796
Here's your (you) famalam. What did you want to talk about in pol?
hi guy, i'm lonely too
i'm a guy btw
Date: June 20, 2016
Source: University of Georgia
Summary: Psychologists have found that the silencing of a specific gene may affect human social behavior, including a person's ability to form healthy relationships or to recognize the emotional states of others.
>A team of researchers...at the University of Georgia have found that the silencing of a specific gene may affect human social behavior, including a person's ability to form healthy relationships or to recognize the emotional states of others.
>In a paper published June 20 in the Proceedings of the National Academy of Sciences, scientists examined how a process known as methylation, which can reduce the expression of specific genes, affects a gene called OXT. This gene is responsible for the production of a hormone called oxytocin, which is linked to a wide range of social behaviors in humans and other mammals.
>"Methylation restricts how much a gene is expressed," said Brian W. Haas, the study's lead author and assistant professor of psychology in UGA's Franklin College of Arts and Sciences. "An increase in methylation typically corresponds to a decrease in the expression of a gene, so it affects how much a particular gene is functioning.
>"When methylation increases on the OXT gene, this may correspond to a reduction in this gene's activity. Our study shows that this can have a profound impact on social behaviors."
>Haas and his collaborators collected saliva samples from more than 120 study participants to perform genetic tests that show the levels of methylation on the OXT gene. The participants went through a battery of tests to evaluate their social skills as well as their brain structure and function.
...
>"Participants with greater methylation of the OXT gene were less accurate in describing the emotional states of the people they saw in pictures," he said. "That's a typical characteristic associated with autism, for example."
https://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2016/06/160620160158.htm
blah blah blahh
>>29669855
Thanks for the great contribution.
>>29669855
lel7
She starts hitting on you.
Would you go back to her place?
>>29669752
is that pee, sweat, lewdness or other?
either way I would destroy her pussy with my big cock
no matter what shoe's going to feign rape the next day so no.
>>29669752
ugly old hags.
must be british
Why is it illegal to beat up normies who talk trash to you & bully you?
The worst part is that normies(typically black) people will walk up to you in your face, talk shit with their crew nearby and tell you that you're a pussy and they dare you to hit them, and how you're too scared to try.
It's fucking bullshit, I just want to punch them but I don't want a criminal record. Had some fucking nigger come at me just now, he had a smug look on his face with his buddies next to him as he insulted me.
I'm not scared to attack, I just don't want a criminal record.
What can you do when someone walks in your face, blocks your path and provokes you?
Depends where you live, if he stops you up that's illegal and you should be in your right to defend yourself, illegal detainment or some shit like that. Google it faggot
>>29669737
> what can you do when..
Without being a pussy bitch I mean. I don't want to snitch or walk away. I want these fuckers to get served without me going to jail and pissing away my career.
>>29669755
Is that how people would really look at it?
I usually see people get arrested or expelled and other things because they "punched first"
If nigger walks up to you, and calls you a bitch and you punch him. THen he's the one who will be doing self-defense.
Idk if it'll hold up in court.
Any other addict robots?
>5pm day 1 of no booze and shivering
>>29669735
first day day without a cigarette not too bad gonna have to buy another pack
fucking failures
Functional addict here. Benzos and opiates. I go to university everyday, running an A to A+ average and looking at getting a comfy job teaching dumb shit 18 year olds a few days a week. If you're smart enough you can harness these wonderful things. In saying that 99% can't because they're too greedy and don't cycle.
You need to smile more anon, life is beautiful!
>YOU'RE beautiful, and I'd smile more if you'd be my girlfriend.
i fucking hate you.
wipe that stupid smile off your face or i'll bash your teeth out, bitch
>>29669716
Why are you talking to me? Stop messing with me and leave me alone.
> what the hell am I doing here?
What's everyone's favorite food?
Mine is probably Philly cheese steak or sushi.
>>29669687
Name of this white girl?
>>29669699
Ashli Orion
>>29669687
wtf why are the black ones always so big?
