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Is becoming an EMT the perfect way to escape NEETdom?
>can be done in one semester at community college (paramedic is only another year or two depending on the institution) so not a large educational commitment is required
>very easy to find a job, growth is much faster than average
>family & friends will view you as a hero instead of a zero
>pay isn't great but is decent enough to sustain a somewhat frugal life in a small apartment
>getting paid fast food wages to deal with people who are fucking dying
>>29664544
Not sure where you live but in my city EMT-Bs start at $15/hr. Not exactly fast food wages.
Once you become an EMT-P it goes up to $25/hr.
Starting my EMT classes Wednesday!
5 months, $750, and a 1500 page book. Doing it for medical school purposes.
I want to ejaculate into this woman's vajayjay
>>29664491
>woman
Anon I have news....
when the fuck did stanley start the transition??
>that skin
>2016
>white "women"
Does anyone else here lucid dream?
I've been practicing for a while and it's the best thing in my life ever. My dreams are my escape. I honestly think more robots should get into it. It's better than real life or video games.
>>29664460
Can you give some tips on how to start? I've been wanting to do this for a while.
>>29664494
I know this is not very popular around here, but /r/luciddreaming is a really good resource. Many links to other resources and discussions on what works and what doesn't. It's a lot of repeating posts but just read what you're looking for and it's great.
I would recommend starting a dream diary as soon as possible and keep by your bed. This is what helped me the most I think. Also, it works. Everyone is able to do it. It's important to keep that mindset. It's not impossible.
I've been wiriting down my dreams for the past month. I don't dream often tho.
I think the progress is there, i've been having more and more moments in which i realized i'm in a dream. The problem is keeping that mindset, as i tent to go flying around for a minute or two and then i'm back in a regular dream.
Good luck, anons!
the anteater is named for eating ants
And you got named fag for being a faggot.
You are what you eat from your head to your feet
the platypus is named after what I did to your mom
DREAMS ARE MOVIES THAT PLAY IN YOUR HEAD
EVERY NIGHT, WHEN YOU SLEEP IN YOUR BED
>>29664414
Stop shilling for this retarded youtube crap.
>>29664438
WELL YOU HAVE A DREAM ABOUT RIDING A HORSE
OR YOU CAN HAVE A DREAM ABOUT DROWNING IN OIL
>>29664414
The ending was shit.
No lesson learned.
Just a safe ending look all the old characters are here singing their ORIGINAL songs wow DONT YOU LIKE IT ?
Like 500 references to old episodes but no explanation of what the fuck was happening
Last week I went to a brothel and had sex with the girl there. This week I went out to a club and spent the night dancing with a girl and we took ecstasy together and made out until her friends intervened because she had a boyfriend.
I have a girlfriend.
I've been with my girlfriend for 7 years and I can't handle it anymore. I am her life. Her entire happiness and well being is based off of the fact that I exist and am in her life.
How can I end things with a girl whose life depends on me? I used to think of it like this:
I'd be happier single and on my own but that's not to say I won't be happy if I live my life with her. She on the other hand won't be happy at all without me. So I should just make the sacrifice and be with her for her own sake.
But now that rationale is wearing thin and I'm doing radical things like I going to fucking brothels and fuck me I'm so fucked.
Be honest and direct and just break up with her. If you continue on your current path you'll end up hurting her and yourself even more in the long run.
Why is your sex life with your girlfriend dissatisfying?
God damn weebs. They all have gfs/bfs.
fembots, why don't you have a footboy yet?
Are there girls who get off on having their feet licked? For dominant reasons maybe?
Or is it just a stupid male fetish that's all in our heads?
>>29664326
Yes, of course there are.
I tried to be a badass and post this with just that first line, it backfired with a 2 second mute.
More like a 2 second meme, fuck you.
>>29664326
It feels good. Not for domination but it's just a pleasant feeling and I know that it makes him happy.
>tfw no stuffed crust pizza
>tfw no weed for a month
>tfw nothing is doing a good job distracting you from your issues
Low blood sugar, despite just eating.
I've gotten to the point where I no longer fit in with anybody. The nerds, the losers, the virgins - not even them I feel at home with. This board, the one place where I did feel solace, has deteriorated into a community that I no longer feel that I can identify with. I'm over blaming women and males more attractive than myself. I am completely devoid of everything that make a person human. Nothing affects me anymore. Death, heartbreak, tragedy. Nothing. I feel nothing. However, I wouldn't consider myself depressed. I am content with my life at the moment and wouldn't have it any other way.
>>29664214
i'm not 100% there yet but i can relate. i come here to fuck around but i rarely feel anything, especially hate or resentment for anyone. at best, it's mild annoyance most of the time. just don't care at this point.
>>29664214
Fuck man. I feel the same way.
I don't feel anxious, uncertain, or fearful anymore. Just nothing. And I'm perfectly fine with it.
>>29664214
Perhaps this is enlightenment. now you just have to rid yourself of useless posessions.
So who is that in the picture, OP? I must know
>>29664081
this thread was made yesterday use the archive to get your answer and kill yourself
>>29664081
they do
but dont be so bland
>>29664195
I'm pretty sure I'm not bland
I'm not like a dudebro
>tfw I'll never exfoliate her soles and sort the excess skin
>>29664058
>tfw she thinks footfags are creepy
>>29664058
>tfw I meant snort
>>29664058
How do I stop jerking it to this goddess?
I was born a Black man. It's not fair! NOT FAIR!
>>29664040
evolve then you faggot.
>>29664056
How, transitioning in to a Black woman? What did Michael Jackson do to make him less Black?
>>29664088
become successful
i'm supposed to write something original here
Top tier shit posting, well done.
>>29664003
this fetish is pure suffering
If you're a male into femdom you're literally gay
Does Barbara want the D?
>>29663921
Barbara is a qt
>>29663921
She wants the sunny D. She loves those vitamins
>>29663921
50 years ago she was probably pretty qt desu
The egg lives
>>29663814
Why is this guy "famous" on /r9k/? What did he ever do?
>>29663854
Idek
He's ugly and pathetic and infamous for it
He's not very funny, he's just kinda a self esteem booster for other robots
>>29663892
Streams pretty funny
![Ck3EIXRUkAQy_HF[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/3yUuKiE.jpg "Ck3EIXRUkAQy HF[1]")
