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this negress pretty much summed up /r9k/ in this tweet
damn
true but who cares
>>29660643
She inadvertently illustrates the difference between men and women. No man would care that a woman was a bit of a slob and had cheeto dust on her pants if he otherwise liked her.
>>29660643
LMFAO TRuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
>hey laci, how big would you say my penis is?
Lord only knows the severe cock thrashing I'd do to this woman
Same af, my dude
>>29660638
shes pretty cool. We played on steam together a few times.
Unlike shoe0nhead she doesn't lick MRA penis for amazon gifts.
>>29660638
imagine if she wasnt a feminist lads
fuck i wish
Well ... I just gave up on my fucking dreams.
Bio: An aspiring screenwriter / director passed on by every Hollywood studio and/or production company he could get to. Late 20s. Not really qualified to do anything else. Feels bad, man.
Sorry man. At least you tried. Most of it is the journey anyway.
What will you do now, OP?
>>29660623
I never really had a legitimate backup plan, and as a result, I have absolutely no clue as to what I'm going to do with the rest of my life.
Guys, I goofed. I went to the dentist the other day to get my teeth clean and x-ray'd and it turns out I have some cavities. Alright, not a big deal. So I made an appointment for a month later to get them fixed.
Now here's the problem: I don't know which of my teeth they're fixing nor how they intend to fix them. I'm disconcerted over the idea of getting caps or getting my front teeth drilled, so I'd at least like it to not be a surprise. I've only ever had fillings in the very back row of my mouth.
So is there a proper procedure for this or am I going to embarrass myself no matter what? Of course there's a number for the receptionist but I'm sure it'd look silly if I called and said, "umm, yeah, so can I talk to the dentist who probably already told me exactly what's going to happen?". Help a fellow autist out please.
>>29660513
You'll just have to put on the mashk
>>29660529
I know you're probably memeing but, to clarify, I am getting nitrous and would have zero anxiety getting my teeth broken down while I'm in the chair. What makes me nervous though is the month leading up to that, throughout which I'll know nothing.
>>29660656
A dentist would normally give you all the details in the initial visit. That's really strange that you don't even know which teeth have the cavities.
I guess maybe you should have asked. Most likely it'll just be fillings, though.
Hey wagecuck, enjoy your weekend of freedom. Don't forget to be here promptly on Monday or I'll replace you with another wagecuck. Need to support my luxury lifestyle and pay for high class escorts.
>looking down on people who work
>when you make this thread every day, every hour of your life
>>29660508
i just failed a technical interview for a new job, can you teach me your NEET ways, I think I am fucked.
>>29660508
>promptly on Monday
Monday is the independence day of earth's last, best hope. no work.
>tfw you unintentionally scare people
>tfw sometimes when I walk around a corner people literally flitch for a microsecond
>tfw not even physically intimidating (5'8" manlet, not muscular)
>tfw a girl once almost screamed when she saw me
>>29660498
I know those feels.
Are we just ugly?
Or are we doing something wrong too?
I scared someone when I just came up to ask for directions. Twice. Two different someones.
>>29660498
People say I look angry all the time and that I make them uncomfortable because I am so quiet. I'm 6'3 so I guess that doesn't help either.
Who here with acne
Honestly if you don't have it your not a robot
1) No sugar, only fruit sugars. I recommend raisins.
2) Drink lots of water. No its true, not a meme.
3) Green tea, loose (not tea bags), brew for 5 minutes in newly boiled water. Drink it every day.
4) Wash face with warm water after every time you piss, which should be very often.
you're welcome
5) take 1 multi-vitamin pill a day
>>29660628
Shut the fuck up you piece of shit. You subhuman retard with obvious, shallow advice.
If this fixes your """""acne""""" then you never really had acne in the first place.
Two years I did this natural healing shit and even far more and it wasn't worth the effort.
OP, be smart and see a dermatologist instead of taking this moronic housewife advice.
Only one month of accutane and you will have baby smooth skin.
Thread theme song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cv1opiP6v0o
Does God exist, guys? Or is there no God?
Is agnosticism the only reasonable position?
Agnosticism isn't its own position.
>>29660474
Please, clarify what you mean by this.
>>29660503
You can't just be agnostic. If you don't actively believe in a god, you're an atheist. Your position on whether or not such a thing can be known is irrelevant.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z3O2r5K8e9A
>you will never play WoW for the first time every again
>getting hit on as a gnome female mage by a human war in loch modan grinding troggs
>gave me the pattern for red linen robe
>getting randomly kicked out of an UBRS group at the whelps, didn't realize I could pull the whelps and wipe the whole group because I was so sad
>complained to random raid member(UBRS was 10man back then)
>"I felt like trash, they can't do this to me!"
>getting kicked off the computer by my sister for her to check facebook for a 'second'
>40mins-2hrs later 'yeah just a minute'
>having to miss MC raids because of this
Gee I sure loved high school
Wait no I didn't.
>>29660420
Just helped a guy that looks just like your pic in Redridge over on Kronos 2. Only difference being the shoulders.
iktfb.
>That feeling of wonder before you got all the flight points, filled in all the maps and were concerned with farming gear
>tfw fucking around and roleplaying with high school friends
>tfw actually making friends before the dungeon finder all but killed the social side of WoW
>I wished those carefree days would last forever...
![ufc-conor-mcgregor-shows-off-fashion-cred-on-rodeo-drive-09[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/EYqZFgP.jpg "ufc-conor-mcgregor-shows-off-fashion-cred-on-rodeo-drive-09[1]")
the man has anacondas on his feet!
Lets face it he's Goat, literally a Goat.
![2F0449E000000578-3351174-image-a-128_1449590520615[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/qLYHHJt.jpg "2F0449E000000578-3351174-image-a-128 1449590520615[1]")
>>29660325
the G.O.A.T
the T.B.E
the P4P #1
>>29660379
Goat..a horned Goat.
Bullies not welcome~
What should we talk about anons?
Taking obvious bait, fuck you you faggot. No space is safe, even online. R9k is 90% normal people posting to feel better about themself.
>>29660346
Do you need more anime in your life right now? You seem upset.
If you had to choose one animal as your gf for the rest of your life, which animal would you take?
>>29660238
A sexy doe obviously
>>29660238
hi darling you have such cute eyes :3
A cow.
why not?
All of you patheitc virgin faggots need to off yourselves already. You're all toxic people that create a toxic community of self-loathing and projection. The world would be better off without you.
You eat my bung hole big fat pig.
>>29660237
The world would be better off without faggots trying to le ebin trole r9k (like OP)
>>29660237
pro tip: toxic is an obvious sjw insult. Try harder with the bait. Good luck in the future.
Anybody have any stories about dating a fat girl ?
>>29660214
Yes. I was desperate and not thin myself. She turned out to be a fucking lunatic and I left her. She turned a large chunk of my friends against me, but I'm free of that fat sack of shit.
>>29660214
I miss her bad.
>>29660214
I didn't do anthing sexual with her.
She didn't have big boobs, so that was a big turn-down.
What the hell are you little faggots doin in here!? You never leave your damn room so you gotta be up ta something! is this what I pay damn near a hunnerd dollars a month for? Quite watchin your stupid queer cartoons and get outside and mow the damn lawn, or so help me ill be usin yer precious computer for target practice down at the range!!
>>29660210
>damn near a hunnerd dollars a month for
internet?
>>29660247
He doesnt know. Hes an old man from nam.
>>29660267
well he knows he's making withdrawals and deposits. Food?Reverse-rent?
