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Have any of you ever considered that you might be Hazimada and that Chad might actually be Jojo?
Has your attitude in life perhaps made you the bad guy?
Think about it. Every Jojo is in shape, handsome and clever. Jojo always gets the girl that he goes after, Jojo is succesful in life (Joseph became a real estate magnate, Jotaro became a marine scientist etc.) and they generally do well.
A lot of the villains in Jojo, however, are complacent, lazy, perverted, anti-social etc.
Keep in mind Dio was the biggest Chad in the series.
>Cucks Jonathan by stealing Erina's first kiss
>Better than Jonathan at basically everything
>Transcends his humanity
>Even once Jonathan "beats" him, he still manages to kill him
>Steals his body
>Cucks him from beyond the grave by impregnating women with Jonathan's body
What Rohan said about Hazamada in the most recent episode is correct. Nobody likes characters that are selfish, dicks, and creepy perverts. I don't physically harm anyone as Hazamada does, but I'm little better.
Daily reminder to read the manga
>>29724132
I'm just a back ground character. I don't have anything interesting about me. The only way I'd become villain or good guy is to gain power and responsibility randomly.
Besides. I'm much more likely to become Adachi.
Why dont you just order used panties online? Shit's cash.
because I can just take my gf's whenever I want
t. Chad
>>29724100
>implying that isn't just dried up cum
>>29724154
xD
did u come here just 2 laugh at us LOL ur so quirky and silly
If sex "isn't a big deal" and a gf is just a friend you can have sex with, why do normies get so HURT over "cheating"?
>>29724025
>never had a girlfriend
heh, sorry kiddo
>>29724025
Ever heard of time share trophies?
It is a big deal. It's the same lie they use to avoid being charitable to virgins. If sex truly was "no big deal" there'd be a lot more women willing to fuck spergs, but clearly it is a big deal, because they adamantly refuse to do so.
I saw a man die painfully once in real life. Anyone want the story?
just fucking tell the story and get it over with you fucking attention whore piece of shit cuntdid you throw up?
>>29724013
Keep your stupid story to yourself.
>>29724013
If you haven't seen someone die you're a filthy normalfag and need to GET THE FUCK OUT
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Why aren't you a cuck ?
Bulls are just brutish and animalistic figures. Their pleasures are basic and momentary. Absolutely anyone with a big dick can be a bull, and fuck tons of girls, but it is so blase.
The cuck is a much more cerebral role that leads to a much richer sexual experience sans the actual sex. You get to be at once the puppeteer of another's carnal pleasures and a master of self denial and repression.
It is not at all easy to be a cuck. I know even now most people reading this will laugh and think that I am lesser because I love watching my wife be bred by well endowed men. But although the term gets overused as an insult, the truth is most men couldn't handle it. They can't get override their neanderthal brain impulse to "own" a woman all for themselves, to really enjoy being witness to a completely honest mentally, sexually, and even spiritually satisfying relationship of a cuck, his hotwife, and the bull of the day.
The real question is, why are jews so obsessed with cuckoldry?
Woah you completely blew my mind! Guess i'm #teamcuckMissile now
>>29723974
>most men couldn't handle it
This is true.
How are you spending this most holy day of July 4th? Yuros need not apply
>pic related, just made my burger
>>29723932
Working. I clean pools, so it's hell.
Later on, I'm taking my girlfriend over to the marsh with some wine. The skyline is clear there, so we should be able to see something.
>>29723987
>he's a wageslave AND a normie
checking for 4 hours
it's either going to be dead as fuck or a complete shitshow
If you're still a virgin, you need to get your shit together.
I mean, holy fuck! I'm not attractive, I don't make much money, I have a shit car and a shit job, and even I can be satisfied sexually.
I weigh over 200 pounds, and am just barely in shape, but I can still satisfy women.
WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WRONG? I'm legitimately concerned.
Last night, I had an uninhibited, unprotected threesome with two thicc college girls. I busted a load in one and fucked the other while she was eating her friend out.
>>29723909
im 19 years old. i can get girls to hang out with me, off the internet, but when it comes down to the wire and i'm there in the flesh something just happens
i just shut down, lose all ability to think, be horny, think about fucking, i just turn into this gutless beta every time
what i would need is a girl who would be patient with me and help me and be affectionate to me but girls just want to get fucked by chads and niggers
>>29723909
>>29723971
you asked for your explanation and you have it. not going to reply? well fuck you too
>>29723909
The fact that women would spend their time, with the likes of you, in such a way, makes them undesirable.
let me see your face robot
>>29723895
I wouldn't post my face on any board
>>29723895
>>>/soc/
For your own good.
>>29723934
i don't want to see normalfags' faces, i want robots' faces
pic not related, just some random jews.
So short story is I'm a dirty immigrant that went away to somebody elses country. During the start I was with not an unstable girl but our personalities clashed hard at times to the point of violence and hate. However her father was a great colleague and friend of mine who had helped me out without asking for anything in return and was always great to spend a day with.
When we broke up I told him that we didn't work together, he understood and knew the difficulties, we remained colleagues and kept in contact when I switched jobs.
Years down the road, the ex-gf had ended up having a chance to move to some other country and did it. My own family was visiting me and I wanted to introduce them to the person that helped me get on my feet here. Little did I know the daughter was back in the country visiting her father and had grabbed his telephone to answer it. When she saw my name on the screen, she had become so upset from all of the memories of our toxic relationship, so much so that he has asked me politely to stop contact. He said that he doesn't want to do it, but he can't upset his daughter like that.
He's right to do so but it's still just beating me up badly.
You can have white women in payment if you help us destroy the eternal jew
>>29723853
oh the wife is *soooo* frum with her wig made to look like real hair and is probably atleast as pretty as her real hair
ugh, this is what frummies lo9k like in my l.a. i fucking hate them
>>29723880
>>29723939
As in, both of you seem to enjoy disrespecting jews?
Who here has had an affair? I have a long term girlfriend 8/10 and a kid with her but the sex just isn't the same anymore. Coworker has been very forward flirting with me even when I'm very clear about marrying and making a family with my gf. It's getting harder to say no working closely with her all day every day. Any thoughts? Should I?
>>29723831
Stories of flirting?
You know, for reference.
My advice is, don't shit where you eat.
An affair is a whole other relationship on the side. Just fucking her once is fine though. Do it.
>>29723831
>>29723862
>>29723871
You cunts are just bas as all those women that you hate, fucking male roasties.
who else is /self improvement/ here?
>tfw got a job
>tfw started balding
>tfw got feminist glasses
>tfw growing beard
>tfw transitioning from robot to numale
Girlfriend left me couple of months ago. I'm 26 male. Since than I quit my shit job because it just depressed me. Right now I'm just planning on my next step. In the process of getting hired at a "good job" with a salary, but the process has been taking 2 months so far. Also since the break up I've lost 30lbs with a goal to lose 30 more. I've been going out more and walking and eating healthier. I feel happier than I did after the break up so that's a plus. I do get worried sometimes because I don't know what I want to do with my life and scared I might become homeless or something if anything ever happend to my parents who took me in.
>>29723907
im happy about your self improvement fellow robot. what kind of job are you interviewing for? I have to find a new one myself, i work IT support and really hate it.
>>29723827
i'd date nu-males if i where female desu
Who here /squeezes icecubes/?
ironically enough, I'm not even doing it to get my angst out. It just helps me man#age my tactile hallucinations
>>29723819
The fuck kind of keyboard do you use? The number sign is not that fucking close to n and a
>>29723819
Squeezing ice cubes feels worse than hitting my asshole brother. I feel like I'm further torturing something already suffering
>>29723819
>squuezing ice cubes
I've never heard of this. Is it so you can feel them melt, like you're snuffing it out or something?
If you woke up tomorrow and looked like this, what's the first thing you would do?
>>29723777
get neck reduction surgery
>>29723777
Buy a whip and fight Dracula.
>>29723777
Go get my swamp back with my donkey friend
Now watch me (You)
Crank that soulja boy
Crank that Soulja boy
>>29723841
Now watch me (You)
>>29723774
Crank Dat Soulja boy
Looking back, were the early 2000s that bad?
early 2000s were cash. fucking. money.
>>29723769
yes and no
pop punk and nigger rap were the 2 worst things to happen to music
movies became formulaic garbage
>Bush
However
Vidya were better
the internet was still a fun little oasis to excape this shitty world
>9/11
>Creed and Nickelback
>really awful hip hop
>giant jeans and football jerseys
>one of the worst presidents elected, not even by a majority
>two shitty wars that we're still stuck in
Pretty bad, I think
