Fembots, who does your oneitis look like?
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Fembots, who does your oneitis look like?
Not femanon but gayanon.
I've been trying to convert this one guy for a few months. Looks like a combination of young Jeff Goldblum and Spike Spiegel.
trevor moore
the fucker is married..
She looks a lot like this girl, only a bit uglier.
zeus himself
>>29712447
>someone looking like Spike Spiegel in real life
my ovaries are melting
my oneitis looks like Bob Dylan in that pic I posted but his hair is way wilder and curlier but he has that same clever little smile Spike has
le sigh
>>29712447
faggot
>>29712556
dyke
idk its a little weird because he's not really "coventionally attractive", i can't really think of a celebrity he looks like. he's about ~5'6, skinny fat, dirty blond, blue eyes. idk its mostly just his personality i guess, he's just perfect for me. too bad he barely knows i exist and probably just thinks i'm a gross autist.
>>29712571
Yeah he's got the smiles and soft eyes that Spike has but the jawline and strong dark hair Jeff Goldblum has.
I'm trying so fucking hard.
Bob Dylan is a good choice, too bad he's a kike. I got a reason to kill myself now I guess
>>29712398
she's a qt3.14 with big glasses and red hair
>>29712701
>tfw even conventionally unattractive men don't want you and only want stacies they have nothing in common with
>thinks your a gross autist
>hate the fact that I like someone so shallow but can't get over their positive attributes
I know that feel.
(also pic related OP)
Like this. I love you Makoto.
Forever and ever.
This beautiful fucker.Not a fembot though, I just desperately want this aesthetic
>>29712802
>tfw you can't shitpost because you recognize someone
>>29712850
Shitpost away, I don't care.
For the past two years, she's looked like this.
>you'll never even breathe the same air
>>29712873
No it's too late. I was even in the process of typing something out.
Does coping with being bitter and hating life forever work or should I just kms
>>29712888
god I miss doing heroin
>>29712908
I bet you shut down the SGDQ stream.... baka
>>29712944
Absolutely not. I generally keep my shitposting to 4chan and occasionally people that are really shitty.
>>29712990
>and occasionally people that are really shitty.
Shitposting is fun.
>>29713044
Why do you think I do it?
>>29713086
Because you're the hero we need.
>>29713114
>mfw being the hero of /r9k/
When do I get money for this?
>>29713136
No, but you get the satisfaction knowing I saved that pic
>>29713162
you wouldn't have that image if it weren't for me ; )
>>29713162
That's why I posted it. Why I even saved it in the first place. My first thought was that I could get you to save it.And you danced for me, wanroach.
>>29712398
I dont have one. To have one means id have to be around people.
>>29713201
>tfw no wan wan to take pics of and shitpost with
>>29713218
>tfw my every move is predicted and controlled
>>29713237
you're forgetting the possibility of an online oneitis anon
mine sort of looks like young liam gallagher
Do girls like big noses?
looks like him and ......
pic related is him
>muted
>>29712701
Maybe he does think of you as a qt but he's too autistic to do anything
sam riley. especially in control,,,, my eyes
>>29715690
some anon said my eyes look like his
i didn't agree but it was nice of him
>you will never have your own helga pataki secretly obsessing over you
>tfw when you will never have a beautiful psychotic brother who is in love with you
>>29714251
it just depends on the girl i guess
>>29712398
>Fembots, who does your oneitis look like?
translates as:
"basementdwellers, post a pic of your ugly face"
;^)
:(
Lonely and oregano
>>29712398
Almost exactly like Fabienne from Pulp Fiction.
![tumblr_niw0tbp68U1s0uszuo1_500[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/QvtpOdD.png "tumblr niw0tbp68U1s0uszuo1 500[1]")
minus the mustache and the whole facial hair, and bigger nose
