Archived threads in /r9k/ - ROBOT9001 - 636. page
- Home
- Board: /r9k/ - ROBOT9001
- Reading: Archived threads in /r9k/ - ROBOT9001 - 636. page
Would anyone like to join a Rabbit room filled with fellow robots?
We will be playing videos and listening to music.
It's a free to use room that doesn't require you to sign up.
It can hold up to 25 people.
Here's the current room:
https://rabb.it/michael.13.36
ANTHEM: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ep_WIFJrCJM
Press LD at bottom to go to HD and bottom right for text chat. No mic or cams allowed.
Here's the /r9k/ rabbit skype group:
https://join.skype.com/FTjiTTR78cGw
join for the relatable autism
Additional rules: http://pastebin.com/JPanEMdZ
I was told that if i didn't bump my waifu was going to be raped. pls no buly my waifu
I was forced to make a post against my will
Moses isn't dead , moses is never dead - except the ghost.
How the fuck do you guys start a convo on tinder without seeming boring?
>>29745150
Presumably not how I tried to do it
>>29745150
You know Tinder isn't about starting conversations with girls? It's for good-looking normies to have casual sex. You're supposed to just say "smash or pass?" and move on
Step 1: be attractive
Step 2: don't be unattractive
origanolio
Don't know if you guys are interested at all but I'd love one of these threads right now. I'll post the template in just a minute.
And here's the template
>>29745059
>tfw stone ocean will certainly be aired in 2020
>>29745405
>tfw you're going to live forever anyway
feels good
Is it even possible to obtain a girlfriend like Kate?
>>29745052
FCtghhhhhhhhhuyh
She's the kind of girlfriend every r9ker dreams about. QT, as edgy as them, tall, with a beautiful smile, intelligent..
spoiled little bitch
>Make one mmo my entire life.
>It's all I ever do or focus on.
>Guild suddenly kicks me.
>Completely directionless.
I don't think humans are supposed to be lost. I have no idea what to do with all the time I suddenly have. I should probably kill myself for being a faggot over video games.
How about a spaceship thread? Link your favorite spaceships from your favorite movie/vidya/whatever for other anons to look at.
Sorry to here about that Anon. Here's my favourite ship though
>>29745050
If you played it religiously your entire life, you should be pretty good. Just join another guild and make a point of fucking with your old guild whenever you get the chance.
This is what I got kicked for by the way.
What term is used for situations when someone is getting away with something for being cute? I noticed a lot of women often use this phenomenon in their favor. Like girl in the bus who says that she forgot the money to buy a ticket and driver lets her in just for saying "sorry" and being cute. Or if she broke something she can say "sorry, I didn't mean to" and nobody will say a word about it. I am really interested if there is a term to describe situations like this.
>>29745010
It's called the Halo Effect.
>>29745010
Oppression.
Original
its pandering
>When you are angry and depressed that you cant get married to a woman who is devoted to your religion so you start looking at porn because you think it will make God angry
>>29744994
>Omnipotent being who created reality and doesn't afraid of anything
>Mad at some insignificant fag for jacking it to porn
This is what religious people actually believe
>>29745031
dude youre oversimplifying it. I'm not bothering to explain because you wont care anyway.
>>29745105
That's right, I don't care. Just like god doesn't care about you because you are beneath it in every way. It's like being mad at ants for killing other ants.
Why don't you go live somewhere deep in the forests as a hermit?
Seems like a nice idea to me
No internet in the woods
>>29744980
was gon post but he already did
im basically a hermit already plus mommy
No internet in the woods
Original
What would you say about a robot joining a cult to escape loneliness? I am almost 30 and have no friends, and I am a virgin.
Cults like Jehovas Witness forbids their practitioners from socializing with people outside of the cult. And they all spend time together often. What if I can meet friends, a future wife, and even a network to get jobs and shit?
>>29744962
>Cults like Jehovas Witness forbids their practitioners from socializing with people outside of the cult.
Not true, I have family members who are Jehovah Witness and they ARE allowed to socialize with anyone they want. They don't celebrate holidays like most ppl do and they're not allowed to date or marry someone outside of the religion. Which is kind of a good thing since most girls / women in the religion are probably virgin qt's who just want to have ONE man in their lives.
If you're willing to put up with their bullshit practices and their constant calling of the end of days, I guess joining would be a good thing. Most ppl in the religion are nice respectable peeps, you will most certainly make friends, find yourself a qt wife who isn't a used up whore who will devote her life to pleasing you and you'll also meet ppl who you can network with and they'll help you get a job n shit. If that's what you want.
I've often thought of joining some religion like the JW just for the sole purpose of finding a qt girl who isn't a used up cum depositor, but I don't think I can put up with the religions bullshit.
Anyways, good luck anon.
>>29745136
>allowed to
there is a short list of things that are expressly forbidden(whole blood transfusion) and things that you're expected not to do.
you can socialize with whomever you like , but a good JW is expected not to be "actual" friends with non-believers. it's opening the door to satan via said non-believer.
>>29745217
>forbidden
Yea I know about the blood transfusion bullshit, plus a lot of other bullshit things they're not allowed to do.
Well I don't know about that, I got family members and they are good friends with non believers, plus us, their family members, who are also non believers in their religion.
What OP was asking is if it's worth joining JW for the sole purpose of escaping loneliness, getting friends, a wife, etc...
What do you think he should do?
>Contribute
R8, appreci8, no h8
Post your lunches boys
Please respond m80s
>>29744961
yo senpai gimme me your lunch that looks 10/10
>>29744961
Haha, I've had those before. Except I didn't put ketchup in em. And the cheese was melted in the microwave.
Try a banana in a flour tortilla with syrup, it's bretty good.
Daily reminder there are people on this board who unironically listen to this kind of music
.........................then how you know these bands?
y having a compilation picture of them?
>wahh mommy he likes things I don't like
I like in rainbows
why do ppl on cell phones disable auto-capitalization in order to intentionally type in all lowercase? i don't get it
is it to be edgy?
>>29744906
lowercase is just comfy, that's all
>>29744906
Those Spy Kids movies were weird, they felt like a fever dream
Just dropped acid
what should I do today
probably go for a swim and sunbathe
what movies should I watch
Star Wars episode V The Empire Strikes Back
Just sit outside, enjoy the earth, and get lost in your thoughts.
yer a lucky fuck btw, been too long since i tripped out
Don't watch any movies, it's boring as fuck when you're tripping.
Did girls in school discuss who they thought were virgins? Was there a virgin list? Were the virgins looked down upon and laughed at?
>>29744885
No, we probably made fun of you for being ugly and autistic instead. Why would we care if you got laid? That's a guy thing.
>>29744928
>We
Yeah, "we", edgy landwhale.
>>29744885
no, discussing that is more of a guy thing lol
from time to time you'd look at a guy and wonder if he's had sex but it's internal
definitely talked about who was cute and ugly though
Likely chance of becoming a wagecuck in the next few weeks
>>29744866
I'm starting an internship in a couple of weeks and I'm actually jealous of you wagecucks.
I'm so scared of being unable to perform. A wagecuck job is literally just going to work, being bored for 8 hours and getting enough $$$ to live comfortably.
It must honestly be so comfy. Just go, do someone retarded shit you can do with your eyes closed while fantasizing about something else, socialize with your wagecuck coworkers. All of my coworkers will be way better at what I'll be doing than me, at least you'll be surrounded by equals.
Wagecucking sounds so appealing desu. If you're into a minimalistic lifestyle it's definitely the best option, if you can find a comfy job like stacking shelves all night.
>>29744866
Tick tock goes the clock :)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rUC5s5K0Fdc
>>29744972
That was rad.
