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Why do you fags still persue human grills even though you all hate them.
Why not join me in hating 3d women and then pursuing 2d women?
>>29747652
>be poorfag
>hear about konosuba
>fuck it im gonna watch it
>go on illiegal streaming site
>see people talking about moments you didnt see
(there was that one pick where megumin and kazuma sits on the grass half naked)
did i miss something? If so then i deserve it, i mean you dont steal shit like that.
I hate myself more now.
>>29747794
i seriusly do, my chest is hurting a bit.
My tulpa is always there for me when others aren't, she's always willing to listen and help me with my day and she's adorable in every way.
Checkmate, real girls.
I guess that in a way, I am lucky that at 24 I still live with mom. I would probably become an alcoholic otherwise. Who else still lives with their parents?
#ChickenTendersMatter
I'm 24 and live with my parents and am unemployed, but I will be moving in with my girlfriend once she finishes her phd later this year. Nobody I know judges me for being a basement dweller. My parents are toxic, but I wouldn't be able to support myself alone.
>>29747640
Newly 24 here senpai.
Ask me how my life is, but be more specific.
>>29747699
>24
>unemployed
>live with parents
>my gf
Lies. It is against the fundamental laws of the universe to get a gf without first having a job and your own place.
Is there anybody else who just flat out doesn't care about sex? If I I could get a girl with low self-esteem willing to send me pics of her asshole when I requested (for free of course) I'd be satisfied just jacking off to those.
Sex seems like more trouble than its worth, but I wouldn't know.
I would like to not care about it, but I suppose noone can really fight their hormones.
>>29747671
True, unless you get your nuts cut off or something, which sometimes doesn't feel unreasonable.
>>29747639
I mean, I had sex twice and it was meh, I've done things that are more fun.
It's just that if you don't do it often enough society thinks you're a loser, so I still try to find another one willing to do that with me, despite not really wanting to do that
Your lives would all be much easier if you stopped caring about what other people think about you.
>>29747615
the problem is that i want validation, i very much care what others think, its about 20-60% happiness.
>>29748254
% of my
>>29747615
Easier said than done, to be honest.
Guys I found the secret.
Just get /fit/. I've been lifting for about 2 months and I already feel better and have some noticeable gains.
If you feel better about yourself you feel better about life.
>>29747501
>tfw hopeless and alone
>give /fit/ a go because why not
>10 weeks later down 25 pounds
>went from 29% bodyfat to 22%
>feelsgoodman
what routine are you doing OP?
>>29747501
>mfw I have a torn bicep and can't work out
>>29747975
One of those brad Pitt meme infographs modified a bit. I don't eat at a deficit (don't really need too) and I do it every other day.
Only have access to dumbells and a bench so I have to make things work.
>starting to regain confidence
>become more daring
>confidence crashes
>reaches (at least) 5 year low
>start typing post
>tell myself nobody gives a fuck about what I have to say anyway
>delete post
It's been 4 days and I'm sure I've typed over 30 replies and several posts, none of which I actually submitted.
just be yourselrf lmaoo
>>29747447
well i do care, but i simply have nothing to say.
>>29747483
What he said.
But more original and and super unrobotspottable
Let's talk about things that have gone well for us recently. who wants to start?
I got to watch a whole Reckbald without being interrupted. Feels gud.
>>29747427
I got a new guitar and there is this virgin qt that im talking to who shares similar interests
>>29747427
I have enough food to eat
I think I'm reaching that point where elliot rodger was at.
Don't do it man. I'm also at breaking point here.
>>29747388
Did they deny you?
>>29747388
You need to just talk to chicks bro. Girls get easier with time everyone's first is hard to pull. Elliot Rodger never even tried. Do you want to be a fucking loser and never even try?
fatbots post your neckbeards and whoever gets over 3/10 wins
>>29747375
>tfw not fat so i cant post in this thred
>>29747404
you are overqualified for this board
fuck off to soc and fit
Are photos of my impeccable bear-mode neck your fetish? I deny.
>be me
>making tendies and fries
>over cook fries
>have to throw out the whole meal and start over again
>FFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCKIIIIIIIIIINGGGGGGGGGGGG REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE I HAAAATE COOKING RRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE FUUUUCK
>>29747371
>making your own tendies
what are you even doing man
>letting your fries overcook in the first place
You deserve it you scrub.
>>29747371
Thispic is your face if you learn from your mistake and cook them properly next time. I wish you good luck.
ITT: we prove women are fucking insane
http://community.babycenter.com/post/a11839335/average_amount_of_child_support
>my husband, who makes 2 grand a month, has agreed to pay me 750 a month in child support, but we're still going to pay separate rents
Holy fucking shit, /r9k/ don't ever go near women EVER.
Tried to get in touch with a girl I dated in high school before becoming a shut-in (about two years ago). Text her beginning of June with the exact text:
>Hey, it's been a while since we've talked. How have things been for you?
No reply. Last night (about a month later), I tried to text her again, with this exact message:
>Are you busy this summer? If not, we should hang out sometime.
She replies this time, telling me to quit trying to start shit with her. Says she broke up with me for a reason, and she doesn't want a guy like me to try to date her. What from what I wrote makes it sound like I want to date her again? I'd be fine with us just being friends still, but it seems that's not okay, even after I treated her like a fucking princess. In short, I will never understand how women reach the conclusions they do, and I'd rather not subject myself to anything more like that.
men are in general just as "insane" as women. please keep in mind how mentally ill the majority of posters on this board are. tbqh i think even making a thread like this is indicative of some serious internal problems, OP
>>29747499
I wouldn't call managing a budget an internal problem. It is one of my external problems.
>tfw attractive women wave their pussy and ass in your face all day but they would never give you the time of day
It's like being a starving mouse trapped in a glass cube, surrounded by delicious cheeses of all varieties that you can only smell and look at but never eat.
Do women just dress up for Chad? To torture anyone who's not Chad? And are they really surprised that they get raped?
they love being raped, its the only thing that gives their pathetic life any semblance of struggle and progress while not actually having to do any work.
>>29747333
>Do women just dress up for Chad?
Yes, if you aren't Chad you are delegated to beta duty. Wait another 15 years until they have a kid, then you can hit that used up, leathery pussy.
They're competing with each other for male attention. Some like to be pumped and dumped by chads, but a surprising number actually believe dressing like that will attract a loyal guy who will love and care about them.
If your father was a part of your life as a child you're a normalfag. Even more so if he's still a part of your life.
Only normies have 2 parents
>>29747309
What if he beat you?
>>29747402
Sounds pretty normal to me you fucking normie
How high up are you on the desire pyramid?
I've got the first two sections covered to 95%(somestimes I go hungry for too long because I'm picky).
Currently fighting through the third part, got friends but no gf and haven't had sex yet.
Esteem needs have sometime also been desired and met, even though I have never completed the third section of love and belonging.
Straight to the top. Who needs the middle?
I think 99% of the western world are at the third or fourth level.
It's more women than men in the fourth section because they have it easier to get love than men does.
>>29747735
You are full of shit, kill yourself.
>skinnyfat with manboobs who never worked out in his entire life
>can't do 5 pushups
>skinnyfat with manboobs
>can do 50 pushups
>can squat bodyweight
>can almost bench bodyweight
>can do 30 pullups or 50 chinups
Is it genetics
>>29747335
nah you're just a manlet
>>29747288
thing with pushups is you just have to do em. you wont be able to make a single one in the beginning but if you keep at it you will definitely see yourself improve.
