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i-is there more of this
>>29750173
D-DELETE THIS RN
delet this now senpai originalli texto
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ITT: Things women can never truly understand
>>29750166
Logic
Escapism
Everyone not immediately falling in love with them
>>29750216
This
>>29750166
Loneliness
Ennui
Passion
Dedication
Philosophy(except hedonism and solipsism)
Math
Bump because fuck why not
>your country
>where do you see yourself on the political spectrum
>>29750137
How is libertarianism a less extreme form of fascism?
>>29750137
Finland
50% left, so between liberalism and socialism?
>>29750137
If you use this graph seriously you belong on the autistic spectrum.
At least use the 2d nonsense, it's slightly less shit.
>Texting girl
>She starts putting those happy emojis after each sentence
>Don't use emojis so my text messages look bland and boring
>She soon follows and stops using emojis
>Watch as her happy mood changes from funloving emojiposter to roastie
Who /likestoshutitdown/ here?
>texting girl
stopped reading right there, please leave, you don't belong here
>>29750089
Until this place requires special ids to post i'll never leave
>>29750089
>you don't belong here
>/r9k/-robot9001
>off-topic fucking board
The ones who belong here are the ones who choose to. Fuck off to wizardchan
Besides sex, what's the point if even having a gf?
It doesn't seem worth all the hassle
>>29750048
Cuddling is pretty good. And raging hormones make everything seem more exciting.
>>29750048
it was always about social status.
for just sex, fapping and whoring are 100x more reasonable.
Companionship, intimacy and affection.
If you're getting a girlfriend just so you can sex her you're barking up the wrong tree
I don't know where else to go with this.
I neither want nor can talk to someone face to face about this, as most people are the ones who feel better about this, not me.
Tell me, how do you deal with grief? Frustratian? Bitterness with yourself?
I'm in the middle of my twenties, stuck in a bachelor for several years now, have severly become unfit (going from 80 kg to 105 kg, high blood pressure, yada, yada), a fucking virgin and all those dreams of turning that around have become utterly useless.
My father died two years ago. He had a shitty life, child abuse and neglect - due to his parents immigrating and leaving him with asshole family part for a year, and stuff.
Long story short: He bit his way through, short time of unemployment, found my mother in the country of origin, who aspired to be a teacher, and got a blue collar work in the chemistry industry where he ate all the shit they flung at him, to keep his family going.
I'm nowhere near that ambitioned or focused. Hell, my greatest dream would have been to turn my life around and make it. He'd been so fucking proud, havin grandchildren and all that stuff.
But he died two years ago ... hurricane, tree going through a house we were in, debris ... you get the picture.
At days like this, when I wonder what could be and how great everything could have gone, I'm infinitely angry that the greatest moments of joy and happiness have been denied to the best person I know ... and I am too much of a faggot to thrive in his memory.
I hate this. I will never ever consider suicide, as there's too many assholes going around who'll burn the fucking ground, my only goal is to leave some shit for something, but for that you need a fucking fuckable not retarded woman. And for that again, you should be fit and have your life together. Guess what? Weed, MDMA, extracurricular work for student represantatives might be feel good stuff - and you get some shit done- but that's only marginal fucking peanuts.
How do you cope?
Take the world by storm. Right now I see a good future. If life is going against you you'll just have to force your way through. Be fearless.
>>29750122
That's the thing: There's no fear.
As to the future ... I don't know what you see. We're part of a spoiled degenerate generation, that'll turn everything to shit, making our descendants the ones who'll have to build everything.
... that's also one of the things. You guys might laugh at me or find me edgy, but I can identify with Walter White AND Jesse Pinkman quite well. Walt's drive to some shit and Jesse getting shit hand after shit hand dealt to him.
You guys know that: I have no one I consider a true friend. Some real good acquaintances, yes, some people may consider me their best friend, but that only comes from considering too much shit they don't take for granted.
Srsly, fuck the world. Problem is, it is the one we live in.
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
I should not that I took too much MDMA this weekend and probably having that negative aftereffect. Thing is, I'm having this regularily w/o MDMA and the hate for everything being cruelly unfair is nothing new, too.
... sorry for being an edgelord, speaking your mind on an anonymous board is really refreshing.
Well, I guess you folks are as clueless to dealing with staring into the abyss as I am, aren't you?
I'm not sure if writing myself bumps the thread, if so I'm not really sorry, but I won't do it again.
Thank you, whoever read this.
>cat still has his balls
>spends most of his time sleeping next to me or hunting critters in the yard
>every few weeks he goes out and barely comes home
>comes back all scratched up probably didn't get any pussy
Should I neuter him to save him the trouble boys? Will he be happier in my yard his whole life hunting lizards instead of seeking vagina?
>>29749948
>being a catfag
>>29749986
>being a normie
>using ancient-ass reddit memes
blow it out your ass
I need my balls cut off
Ever since he got divorced some years ago the only thing he has is his job, making Mother Rassha great again. But the fact he has no one must be crushing. Is he the most powerful /r9k/ in the world?
Does anyone else secretly wish they could be Putin?
He literally lives the life we all dream of.
He probably has a small army of underage Russian prostitutes
Putin is my daddy
Are the 2010s worse than the 2000s?
Without the slightest of doubts.
>>29749933
No. Social media is terrible but everything else is so much better.
>>29749967
In what ways? I miss the 2000s but I can't tell what was actually better and what's just nostalgia faggotry.
>no black men
>no black guys under 45
>Can and do routinely get rejected by LITERAL WHORES
I don't care that I'm still a virgin. I don't want to see a prostitute. What bothers me is how people who are this "low" want nothing to do with me either.
>>29749877
>no niggers
wife material
>be me
>10
>fail one test
>fast forward to next year
>now I have to go to a class full of literal retards for one day
>PERFECT FUCKING GRADES UP UNTIL ONE DAMN TEST
>and now I have no friends
>fast forward two years
>mom still making me stay in the "tutoring class"
>I get fed up with it
>learning math I already knew
>retard keeps giggling
>walk up to him
>beat up the tard man
>I get tackled by officer mcfriendly
>dowhatyoumustialreadywon.jpg
>go to office
>explain to the principal my case
>she says she truly feels bad for me but must suspend me
>mfw
Continue?
>>29749804
>one year later
>family moved
>no more tard class
>at new school
>have a few friends
>feel generally happier
>feel like being nice to a tard
>walk with buddy to their little table
>introduce ourselves
>chad thundercock walks up to tards
>he starts harassing some fat potato nigger with shitstains on his pants
>me and buddy kick chads ass
>tards cheer us
>shitstain says
>"Y-you shavors!"
>tards start clapping
>one pulls his fucking massive dick out
>ohshtnigga
>he faps quickly
>he cums on me
>HE FUCKING CUMS ON ME
>chad's friends thinks the tards beat him up
>they attack the tards
>the two cops move in
>it was fucking glorious
>they're now chanting savior in battle
>fucking apples everywhere
>tards form circle around me
>I yell keep in formation
>they're using fucking plates as shields
>some chad's face is gnashed bad
>a cop is lying on the floor
>>29749959
>more cops called in
>me and buddy flee the scene
>join other kids watching from the lunchroom
>cops move in the lunchroom
>they're trying to tactically remove the tard shield wall
>tards call retreat
>they lose half their men in the initial cop raid
>the special ed teachers move in following the cops
>tards now in hallways
>the fucking smell
>some tard flung a shitty diaper at it's teacher
>principal tells all students to head to the gymnasium
>people I don't know are applauding me
>mfw
>>29750039
We had a lot of tards at school, about a hundred. I'd say they have thirty left. Then it got worse
>tards follow us
>they're fucking hurt
>saw one with a fork stuck in his ass
>cops following
>tards get riled up
>charge them
>it was fucking glorious
>potatoes against pigs
>They somehow still remember they're fighting for me and buddy
>concernedanimegirl.gif
>cops found out it was fucking me who started it
>im standing there with tard cum on me
>being cheered by the tards
>holy fucking shit
>cops gone mad
>they're using those stun guns on the tards
>I get told to report to the main office
>I, in spite of the principal tell the tards to fight one
>me and buddy grab chairs
>tards start doing
>they're down to about nineteen now
>they start tossing a few chairs at random
>even other students are not safe
>we have a perfect chokepoint
>I've had enough
>me and buddy run off through back door
>we get tackled by cops
>fucking hell
>suspended
>had to pay massive fine
To this day I do not know what happened to my potato army.
How the fuck do you have a conversation? What am I supposed to talk about when I'm a boring person with no personality who spends most of his time inside wanking and browsing 4chan?
Try talking about things that others are interested in
Sounds like bait thread but if you're serious, exercise and talking about/learning about what you and others are interested in should go a long way to improve sociability
Try grunting instead
Why do people hate me the moment they see? People I've never met approach me and try to annoy me.
People don't approach me they just point and laugh from far away.
>>29749750
Post yourself so we can help you fix your shit.
>>29749750
hate them back, hate is better than sadness because hate is a motivater
would you, if you was 19 years old virgin, fuck a fat girl?
i have a chance, but don't want to. i'm not particularly ugly, but i have social anxieties, so i don't approach girls and it's kinda hard to find an "alpha" girl, but i don't want to sleep with the first one, who's not even pretty imo
pic semi-related she's not that fat but has uglier face
>>29749744
That's not a woman anon. Smh.....disgraceful.
I dunno. Maybe? I'd likely regret it afterwards, but at least I could say "I'm not a virgin"
>>29749744
How fat are we actually talking
Can severe depression cause diarrhea? I got diarrhea for about 1-2 weeks and I'm getting kinda anxious about it now. I heard mental illnesses can manifest them and it this case this could be the cause.
>>29749708
see what you are eating and change up your diet
stress and anxiety can cause that, so if you're constantly anxious then yea you'll probably have diarrhea
>>29749708
could be worse
once about 10 years ago i shit myself in a school running tournament
I think it does/might affect it a little
>>29749756 has the right idea
