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It's about that time again.
who /rage/ here? I'm so angry for no reason, I just want to break things. Every fucking day so angry. This is such bullshit. I feel like rage quitting life and suiciding,
like why the fuck, I'm sitting here. and all of the sudden my blood pressure rises, I want to take this surface pro and smash it and throw it threw the window then smash this tv. I'm so fucking angry for no reason.
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>>29751492
>>29751570
>>29752801
just calm down and don't kill anyone
Hey robots,
i feel alone right now and i have no one to talk to, its late but i dont want to sleep yet.
how about we make a nice thread just talking to each other? could be cool
how was your day, how are you?
>>29751459
cmon now robots dont leave me alone
>>29751459
Hey anon, my day was alright. I went to therapy then i mailed some things, made a phone call, and ate healthy for once.Thinking about taking the dog for a walk in a little bit. It's only 7pm here :/
>>29752122
that sounds really nice, take your dog for a walk man :)
This is Elliot Rodger's family tree
https://www.geni.com/people/Elliot-Rodger/6000000036855736793
Pic very very related
>>29751451
bump shamelessly
>>29751451
HE IS YOUR COUSIN DUUUDE?!
holi canoli thanks op
>You need to hit the gym, anon.
>>29751445
Gymfags are the most annoying group of males to live on this planet. I understand if you workout that's fine and all good. But as soon as you start going around talking about it like a fuckbag and telling other people to workout and pushing them to do that lifestyle you become scum.
>hurrdurr do you workout man???
I work in a warehouse lifting stuff all day. I don't need to hit the gym you whore.
*punches gym*
ok girl what now?
any cute girl wants to talk and be nice to me while showing me her soles?
>cute girl
>posts a tranny
uhm............................
>>29751413
no but I'll tell you a story.
I am a girl, with feet. Before taking a nap, I was eating pretzels and took off my socks. One of the pretzels went into my smelly sock. It tasted a bit like feet, but I enjoyed the experience.
The end
>>29751471
Saved to masturbate to later.
Why don't you do the same, autists?
But I work fixing computers too, its a comfy job
>>29751404
Because I'm useless fuck
>>29751417
Do people come to you for simple fixes or do you actually have to do more complicated stuff other than just replacing parts or reinstalling the OS?
>told girl i'm 6'1
>actually 5'8
>shoe lifts coming thursday
>got a date friday
You made lanklets?
>>29751396
Everyone will notice.
You can't fool her forever anon, why'd you do that?
I'm still 3 inches taller than you sooooooo
>those kinds of normies who think you are retarded since you don't want to hang out with them because they are assholes and stuck up shits
>>29751331
LiteraIIy all normies
>>29751331
Robots who turn normies are destined to get shitty.
Vagina and intensive social life turn your hormones on another level.
>>29751500
Ever since you score pussy all your virgin friends you related to till yesterday will now inside your subconscious be considered lower less worthy humans since they don't perform genetic duty of breeding.
>at bus stop
>gigantic 400 lb neckbeard with literal neckbeard, gunners, fedora, and socks with sandals is there
>manages to engage girl in conversation
>she asks if she can sit next to him
>they spend the entire 15 minute bus ride talking about peter pan
i've never been randomly talked to in my entire life by a woman under the age of 40. what the fuck? i swear to god women do this shit to torment me.
He was being himself. You should try to do the same.
>>29751740
but myself is a reticent socially retarded wreck
>>29751809
Some girls like that.
>tfw when you've hit rock bottom and realize there is only a way up
>well, except going to jail
fellow robots, don't fall for the party/normie meme.
I've gotten myself into serious shit right here and wish I've never even talked to that one guy.
>I want to go back to my usual hikikomori ways pls let me of this ride
>>29751169
What happened? Did you become a drug addict?
>>29751240
not yet but I've gotten into a dangerous druggie environment and my circle of "friends" now consists of drug dealers that already got busted / are still avoiding the police / haven't gotten busted / etc. I don't want to know these people. leave me alone again pls
>>29751240
I'll yet have to try to disappear again. I can't be with those people, my reputation plumeted in not more than a weekend.
I'm still in school I can't already fuck my life up
Who /unemployed/ here?
Currently applying online to be a Starbucks wageslave
>>29751133
I worked fast food for a good 8 months. God was I miserable. I need to find somthing that won't make me want to blow my brains out.
I got a interview at what seemed like a desperate gamestop job fair. I think I did pretty well, but those inefficient fucks treat it like the job is for some CEO of a major company and require multiple interviews with several weeks in between. The interviews are basically tests to see if you have the salesman mindset to maximize magazine subscriptions and preorders. It pays almost minimum wage.
>finally enough energy to work a part time job at night
>start looking
>oh wait i live in the middle of nowhere and there's barely full time work at normal hours in the first place
I'm sick of being lonely. Does anyone want to talk to me? I'll listen to anything you have to say..
>>29751128
I'll talk to you :)
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>>29751128
im here bud whats up?
>>29751128
how about i listen to what you have or want to say
Did Ramsay fuck Salsa in the ass too? What do you think?
No. Sansa and Ramsey have never and will never meet. Fanfiction doesn't count
>>29751111
I doubt we'll ever get a definitive answer, but she hints at it, and a little ray of hope inside me hopes that he did.
>>29751111
So we all know how George R R Martin had a brief 3 page script about how everything is suppose to turn out that he released before writing the books.
>Sansa is suppose to betray her remaining family resulting in her death.
>Arya and Jon marry.
>Daenarys marries Jaime after he kills Cersei.
>His sword bursts into flames upon killing Cersei.
>Daenarys dies.
>Jaime ends up on the Iron Throne after its revealed hes a bastard son of the mad king. Purposely foreshadows Jaime sitting on the Iron Throne like he did when he killed his father.
>Tyrion ends up head of house Lannister.
>Bran takes over for house stark after Sansa betrays the rest of the family.
>pizza place started labeling my delivery orders "Strange Guy" because I ask them to leave it outside instead of opening the door
fuck
>>29751047
You're a strange guy OP
>>29751047
Why do you care? As long as you get your pizza, fuck them.
>>29751424
>Why do you care?
They probably spit and cum in it
>google how to make friends.
>suggestions involve having a job,
>playing a sport/gym,
>using cancer websites.
well Ill just stay home again. I wouldnt have fun anyways.
Any suggestions? Most of my hobbies are able to be done alone.
>>29750978
List some of your hobbies
>>29750978
Movie is like a week out and this is already a meme
You want friends to hangout IRL or just to talk to OP?
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