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>wash fruit before eating
>don't
>>29753302
>cashier tells me to have a good day
>i don't
>>29753302
>Waiter puts lime on my cup
>Squeeze lime in my hands
>Spill it on the table
>>29753317
>tell cashier to keep the change
>there is no change
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>tfw no gf
I made a thread to brag about getting a gf a few weeks ago. Serves me right I guess.
If you've had a gf then you're nothing but a normalfaggot now.
Go away.
>tfw still virgin
>made up greentext story of how I lost my virginity
i used a picture of a girl i was talking to on tinder and strongly considered having sex with but ultimately did not
it was all for the bants
Please greentext your rise, your climax and your fall back down.
how do i make myself sleep for a really long time?
nyquil
You lay down in bed and close ur eyes
>>29753239
i heard that drinking bleach is proven as a great mental depresent that slows the brains functions long enough for people to sleep easyier and longer
>There I sat all broken hearted, >Come to poop but only farted. >...
>Here I sit, all broken hearted
>Poo-poos, when I thought I'd farted
>>29753233
>Here I sit hard and ready
>cannot keep my hand steady
>>29753233
1 nothing wrong with me
2 nothing wrong with me
3 nothing wrong with me
4 nothing wrong with me
LET THE NORMIES HIT THE FLOOR
>having conversations and thinking of answers to certain questions in my head even though i havent left the home in 2 years and i have no friends
HELP ME ROBOTS IM LOSING IT
Then you do have a friend, a qt tulpa who just wants to talk with u,
lucky desu
You have lost it already just give into the schizophrenia its a great way to make new friends.
>>29753153
Well, you're with yourself in your head. I do this all the time, too. Nothing special, anon.
looks like the egg has cracked
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wjkRLJJkMTM
>>29753109
fuck off eggy we know its you
Isn't that illegal though? You can't fire someone for no reason.
kek fucking idiot
>tfw you really want to be part of /r9k/ but you can't truly hate women because your mom and sister are the most loving, caring, trust-worthy, and giving people you know
Anyone else know this feel?
>>29753089
>tfw your feels are so obscure that no one can relate to them
>>29753089
Hating women is a meme.
Women are... different. Not worse just very different. Comparing men and women is pointless. We do some things better. So do they do. We got the luck of the genetic draw. They got the luck of the social draw.
Men and women are different and we'll never understand each other. We can atheist try and get along.
>>29753207
oh, I thought it was sincere. That's nice.
I just cybeered with a chick, I honestly feel nothing, I even feel more empty now since I realize sex isn't the goal of life and life is mostly meaningless, I honestly think of going full MGTOW.
I mean cybered*
I had a qt as fuck gf for a while. She dumped me and now I doubt I'll ever find a girl as cute as her.
She wasn't just cute. Everything about her was good. But it's over. I don't know what I'm gonna do now that all the girls in my league are not attractive to me anymore. I feel empty inside.
>>29753081
Why did she break up with you?
awiudshfvidsahviluv
Why are niggers so OP in even video games?
They dominate in the rap game, sports, dancing. And when you try to escape them they are the most OP characters in games.
>>29752986
Oh?
What game is that?
>>29753013
<<<<<< this one here.
Pic related.
>>29753013
Battleborn. Ghalt can pull you to him, then he has a trap he pulls you on that stuns you and does massive damage. He uses a sawed off shotgun that has the best range in game (so he's sniping with a shotgun)
He kills you before you have time to move after you're pulled, and he's effective at all ranges.
and these fuckers always taunt when they play him to make you ragequit.
Luckily not many people play him.
>Tfw I'll never be this handsome.
Just end my life now pls.
Everyone knows Guts is more attractive
Once Griffith turns into Femto he's basically Daryl Hannah in a bird suit
>tfw I'll never be this agreeable and wise
Fuck
>Griffith is supposed to be more attractive than gattsu
>Guts is clearly more attractive that Griffisu
That feel when no girl would ever put her arm around you.
>>29752934
Basic couples never last. Get two eccentric people together and you have yourself a long lasting and healthy relationship.
>>29753916
She has been with him for like a year now. Isn't that impressive for a teenage relationship?
>>29753988
No it's not, not for basic people at least. Don't be surprised if they break up at 7 years or even 10 years, it happens. When you talk to a basic person they all say that you should not marry your first relationship. This advice does not apply to eccentric people though, only normies.
And it also applies to divorce. The statistics show that the more past partners a person has, the more likely they are to get a divorce. Those eccentric people who find the perfect match do no such thing. When both partners are in a first time relationship, I believe the diverse rate is only about 10% for that range. The overall average is about 50% I think, correct me if I am wrong but it is around 50%.
So be a basic normie if you like to be boring, you like dating boring people, and also if you just love alimony and the wonderful US divorce court (fuck you, you're not getting a jury).
>mom doesnt wanna accept my neet life
BITCH YOU WERE OVERPROTECTIVE, DO YOU REMEMBER?
YOU DIDNOT LET ME GO OUTSIDE WHEN I WAS 13YO
MY EX FRIENDS NOW ARE NORMIES WITH GF, IM 18 AND IM A KISSLES VIRGIN IN THIS FUCKING NORMIE COUNTRY
ACCEPT THAT I WILL BE NEET, I DONT WANNA GO OUTSIDE, I DONT WANNA WORK, I DONT WANNA DO ANYTHING, I WANNA PLAY GAMES AND WATCH VIDEOS
OK
>>29752933
I'm 32 and my mom is still overprotective of me. Calls me up all the time. Tells me to lock my doors. Tells me to not go outside at night. Complains when I do go out. Asks me 20 questions about why I am going out.
When I moved away she called up random people and told them the area where I lived and asked people how safe the neighborhoods are then called me to tell me which areas to stay away from.
When I don't respond back to her fast enough she and my sister post on fb telling people to look for me.
Hahaha
Get fucked NEETboy
>>29752933
My parents acted like I didn't exist and hated me. Haven't spoken to them since I was 18. Your life sounds rough tho
What's your age and how old do you look?
26. I probably look my age but I have no muscles, six pack and my face doesn't have that tined/rough manly look guys usually get by now.
I am 20 but I look 15.my hairline is also receding it's quite the combo lel
I'm 31.
Been told I look 22-24 by my students.
Hairline betrays that, however.
My fetish
>hentai
>pokemon
>vore
>anel vore
>unbirthing
>interracial
>mlp
>furry
>scalie
>boobjob
>lesbian
>tentacle rape
> hypnosis slave
>snake
>Mlp
>Futa
Am I normal lads
>4chan posts
I really like the ones where anons get super upset and buttmad about comments another anon made
>gay
>muscles
>small top big bottom
>uniforms
>socks, stockings, thigh highs, garters, etc
>body hair
>hands free cumming
>cuntboys
>male lactation
>mind break/ahegao
>cum inflation
>you will never come-of-age in 1990s japan
>you were born white male at the worst possible time to be a white male in modern society
>>29752913
>you will never come-of-age in 1945 Japan
>>29753012
>worst time possible to be a white male in modern society
>implying it was ever bad to be a white male
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