https://m.youtube.com/user/Shoe0nHead/videos?shelf_id=4&sort=dd&view=0
>shoe0nhead
I need to stop looking for new videos. At first I thought she was refreshing, charming, and funny after spending too much time here but.....
She's not special. She's just enough of an attention whore to rant about her thoughts and opinions on camera.
>>29741539
She is a literal Boxxy wannabe. She was cute at first and gave us a reminder not all women were SJWs during the 2012-2015 Era. Now, she's running this thing into the ground to where there is no entertainment left
>>29743284
>Getting tired of her
You can't into long term relationship can u?
Give a reason why you're single.
>>29739376
Because 3DPD.
Next.
My depression ensures that I have zero desire for human relationships
>>29739376
I'm 20 but look 15 and i have a child like cock to go with it.
How's your relationship with your sister?
My sister is dead
I have never met my aneki.
I don't even know her name actually.
Nonexistent
She told my grandparents "We just ignore him" when they asked why I never come out of my room
Hello my dear friends on r9k.
I would like advice on hwo to prevent myself from getting cucked.
Thank you very much.
By not getting involved with women.
All women will eventually cuck their partners, it's like a force of nature
>>29738189
Date another boy that also doesn't want to be cucked.
>>29738189
don't date a woman of a single mother/divorce so she doesnt feel cucking is normal
How do you size up robot?
Are you even capable of satisfying a woman?
I only fucked two girls in my life but both said I was almost too big for them and I'm exactly 6in. I've heard others say the same. Dick size is probably a meme.
They were white if that matters.
kek
The queen of spades is a real symbol women use for this.
>>29737706
Can you fetishists stop.
I honestly hope this is just a fetish because it takes a special kind of autism to buy into the bbc/big dick meme.
Lord Ganesha edition
Morning lads
Tuesday is the day most people give up, hope you all find the strength to carry on with what ever you are doing.
I have to head down the job centre soon, can anyone recommend me a comfy film to watch for when I get back?
>>29726494
its great isnt it, first time ive had fun on halo since reach
>>29731997
Can we start ignoring this guy? I know who it is and he keeps trying to ruin threads.enjoytheyou
Bloody cat appears at my window every bloody morning to wake me up
>22yo KV NEET
>Drug addict
>No friends for ~8 years
How did things go so bad? I was a happy kid with a good childhood
why would anyone want to be your friend?
>>29736962
to do drugs together and talk about stuff while being lazy and not being judged for it
>tfw no OP friend
>>29737652
doing drugs and shitposting is better than having irl friends anyway
I don't have that many of them.
I want off this ride.
I have a few with stupid fucking animals, some of em are sad
Most of these will be common, but maybe someone will dump rarer ones
I love animal pics so much
Gay/Bi thread.
Ask a bisexual guy anything.
General gay talk.personally im not going to do anything /soc/-esque, if you want to post your boipussy you can i guess
inb4 >>>/lgbt/ I like talking to people who don't already like dick more.
>>29734137
Don't you hate it just because you are gay everyone assumes you like dick? Do I get you a vagina cake for your birthday?
Everytime I fap to tranny porn I cant ecide if I want to insert as the top or the bottom so I do both
What did I mean by this? Am I straight?
>>29734137
What percentage are you :^)
Hi robots.
I've literally discovered the true meaning of life. I'm working on making a demonstrative video on it (pic related). For now I'd like to share some of my ideas with you. However, it requires that you listen to some beautiful music as you do so (such as this on repeat: https://www.youtuberepeat.com/watch?v=xnJZUlnVsgY) because it will literally elevate your mind, as long as you're open to it doing so, and you will be able to understand this thread a lot better. I'm not bullshitting you. You will understand the reason why I've requested...
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>>29729251
[...] You can have seconds of it. Just seconds of knowing and remembering. When people get weepy at movies, it's because in that dark theater the golden pool of magic is touched, just briefly. Then they come out into the hard sun of logic and reason again and it dries up, and they're feeling a little heartsad and not knowing why. When a song stirs a memory, when motes of dust turning in a shaft of light takes your attention away from the world, when you listen to a train passing on a track at night...
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>>29729259
i don't know what all this is about but i read it.
>>29729259
Here's some more teaser in case you're not buying it yet.
Why is it that when you take a short moment to you drop all your problems and stop to look at the stars at night, or watch a beautiful sunset, you feel a very high level of contentment, and feeling as though you are a part of something much bigger? Why is it intuitively such an emotional and mystical experience?
Why is it so rare that to feel connected to the fact that your entire body is made of light-speed energy, that there are more...
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HALP /r9k/
tinder date will be over in an hour for "netflix&chill tm" but i dont have netflix what should we watch?
You got a tinder stranger to watch Netflix at your house? No one would fucking agree to that, fuck off Netflix marketing employee.
None of that's good. The whole purpose of Netflicks and chill is to justify her imminent slutty behavior by giving her an appropriate "whoops haha the movie made me horny!" excuse.
Put on some movie like Fast and the Furious 7 or somn.That's if you're a FUCKING NORMIE and you just want sex. If you want a pleasurable viewing experience, watch Stalker or Eternal Sunshine of a Spotless Mind.
>>29728199
definitely something from the jav folder
bitches love screeching azns
What are some rare and unique problems you have?
>hypnophobia
Mine has been less bad in the past few months, but since 2012 I've felt very anxious about falling to sleep for different reasons.
>>29720312
>borderline
not sure if that's "rare" or "unique" but im the only person i know who has it
Narcolepsy. It's pretty great seeing as mine is mild. The downside is I can't ever get comfy unless I wanna fall asleep; car seat upright at 90 degrees, computer chair is some shitty non-ergonomic chair from the 90s, etc. I had to change the computer chair after I had an awesome comfy one I bought, but kept falling asleep during games with friends online.
agoraphobia
"social anxiety" people talk about and post about is a meme
I am literally afraid to leave my house. Taking out the trash causes me to panic. Driving my car gives me anxiety. Going to the grocery store? I just don't even do it.
>anon how come we have never seen you with a girl before? are you gay?
to be honest that is a perfectly logical deduction. the chance that a dude just doesn't like sex is too low.
what are you hoping to accomplish with this thread?
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Anon why do you keep torturing /KV/ on r9k
I told this once before, but just in case here it goes
>working at a manufacturing company a few years back
>new owners came in and laid off about 30% of the workers
>I was not let go, but a guy in my department (we will call him Dave) was
>Dave was shocked to be fired because he was certain he was too valuable for them to lose
> was very angry when they let him g.
>About a week later he...
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Pre-type these things faggot OP
I'm guessing he said something like "you're alright anon, don't go back to work today. I'm planning something big."
>>29706414
>He started talking about how he could do some real damage in the plant if he wanted to because he could sneak in the side door where nobody would see him and cause havoc before they even knew he was there
>He told me how he could slide boards into the handrails of the doors and locked everyone inside if he wanted
>He went on to list people he didn't like that he blamed for his being fired
>As...
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femanon here
>be autistic weeaboo
>browsing r9k
>go into random gf thread to laugh at desperate femanons and robots so i can try to feel better about myself
>actually find someone with qt interests (gundam, fighting games, comics, mtg, cartoons, anime)
>awkwardly ask them to post their contact because im scared
>add them
>actually end up hitting...
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NICE YOU'RE NORMALFAGS NOW!
JUST REEEEEE DA FUCK OUT OF MY BOARD NORMIE SCUM. HE WASN'T A ROBOT TO BEGIN WITH FUCK YOU SLUT.
I'M SURE YOU LEAVE HIM FOR CHAD IN NO TIME.
Picture or else this is b8 m8
>>29685697
Quit being autistic potato-san, seeking attention in the Skype chat