>you know, you really should eat some vegetables once in a while anon
>>29747277
>you know, it's safe to cum inside me most of the time anon
>>29747277
I don't get it, what's hard about eating vegetables? You make them right and they are awesome
They stop my brain from burning sometimes.
Lol White people, amirite?lol
he CAINT be raciss, he be oppressed n shit unlike u WHITEY
The /pol/ raid seems to be in full swing.
Not an originalio commentario.
>>29747242
WTF I hate white people now.
Kdjdjeixbdieb
>tfw it should be legal to violently punish guys who are ugly, short, introverted or have small penises.
> tfw OP is a faggot and a nigger
>>29747219
You and what army? I could take a thousand of you on with one hand tied behind my back and in mismatched socks.
>>29747241
Idk man. My older sister can still beat me up and I'm 20.
How old is too old to start lifting weights?
Teenagers do it to impress girls and its usually just a phase.
After visiting /fit/ for a while it feels like everybody there is an edgy teenager aged 15-22.
Once you grow up and start to have responsibilities, having phases like this just seems silly and people laugh at you secretly.
You're never too old to start unless you find yourself a frail old man.. and I sincerely doubt there's anyone laughing at you for attempting to improve yourself. Keep lifting.
and have a smug eggman while you're at it
>>29747151
If it's really important to you, it isn't a phase. I wish I had the will to exercise regularly, but I don't. I do however have the will to eat extremely healthily and that seems to do well in helping me remain in surprisingly good shape for being a do-nothing lowlife.
>>29747151
who /smallbones/ here?
can only bench press 50 kg(110 lb), mabe a little more but with less reps.
I never saw someone with the same bones size as me lifting more. so it's not a meme.
>work in two hours
I don't wanna go back brobots, working is suffering.
>>29747086
Why do you hate it? It keeps me from thinking about life
>>29747118
>asshole managers
>terrible coworkers
>monotonous work
>physically demanding
>stressful
>really dont want to be there
We don't know how to help you but we understand
>need to have one baloney, cheese and miracle whip sandwich on white bread 3 times per day
>crust needs to be cut off bread, casing around balogna slice needs to be removed
>can't have regular mayo, has to be miracle whip
>mayo needs to be oscar mayer and cheese needs to be kraft singles
>if one or more of these requirements are not meant I will freak the fuck out
>mfw someone gets it...
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Anon, coming from an American that sounds fucking disgusting. Are you that autistic about every meal you eat?
>crust needs to be cut off bread
I was a 4 year old once upon a time too
>>29747199
hey fuck you I'm a grown ass man and I deserve to be respected as one
>Asian women are traditional they said
>Asian women don't like black men they said
Then how do you explain THIS?
http://www.xvideos.com/video22367411/asian_wife_rides_bbc_while_hubby_films
>>29747056
Hey thanks, I needed something to add to my collection.
I may be single and don't have a bbc, but I'm kinda close and lastly NOT a cuck who can't satisfy an Asian woman in bed nigga what did I just fap to?
>>29747101
>censorship
>2016
Before you get depressed,ask yourself if you are in a good society.
>>29747029
>tfw my society is slowly becoming third-world tier
>live in nyc
Yes im depressed
>>29747029
>tfw in social hell in America
I know I should be glad I live in such a rich country but there's a good reason we have so many mass killings that isn't our access to weapons
>tfw no milf/Christmas Cake gf to kiss on the lips
It's driving me mad bros
every time i see posts like this it makes me miss my milf-ex gf.
:(
>>29747076
>Failed normies will never leave this board
>>29747028
Source on that doujin?
original33431
Who /doesn't give a fuck about relationship/ here?
I'm on my mid 20s and never really thought about getting a girlfriend or having a family. I just want to be alone and do whatever I want for the rest of my life. I'm not diagnosed with autism or anything but i feel more comfortable when being alone
>inb4 faggot
I'm not gay, I just don't want to take any responsibility for anyone, anything. I'm a selfish prick and I'm proud of being one. I'm definitely going die alone, too
how do you stave off the crippling loneliness?
>>29747044
setting a suicide date, be it in 1 year, 5, 10, whatever you want.
>>29746982
Right here
I was sad about tfw no gf not too long ago but then asked myself what I would do with one anyway, and if there's even space in my life for one.
Drugs and money are much better than women. Why deal with a gf when I can literally, LITERALLY, do whatever the fuck I want?
who's here because of soul crushing nihilistic depression?
normie tier problems like no gf aren't welcome
>>29746945
Sure it's true that nothing in the end will be meaningless. But it shouldn't be your only point of view. Our existence is what it is, look at the world not from the eyes of the universe but the eyes of yourself. You live another 60-80 years if you're lucky, make the most of it. Or make the lives of those around you better. Help those who still believe in this world.
"Nihilistic depression" sounds like something edgy teenagers have.
I'm post-realization. THere's no point in "nihilism", no point in complaining or being an obnoxious, cringe-worthy brat. There's only recursive despair.
>>29746945
I'll say this: life is a dream without the waking. We are so invested in what is ultimately illusory, but unlike the recollections of a dream after a long sleep, their will be no awakening to a greater reality in which we can appreciate the absurdity of what we once considered sacred and 'real'.
>"hey kid, i heard you broke up with Stacey"
*unsheathes katana*
>"i could have treated her like a lady, you treated her like a lowlife miscreant. prepare to die my friend"
"hehe you thought I was a chad"
*ties Nike autism shoes*
"while actually"
*opens shirt, revealing a boku no piko t-shirt*
"I was a weebshigt all along"
"SHARINGAN"
*naruto-runs into the black of the night, leaving a trail of destruction behind him*
>>29747005
*MAKES KATANA GLOW WITH SPIRIT ENERGY
>"gee kiddo you sure got others foolwd but you aint fooling me BAKA!.
*runs at you*
>>29747005
Not so fast
"OPEEENNNNN ROLLLLAAAAA"
*Heelies flick from bottom of shoes*
*Opens up a locket with a picture of Aerith*
"this one's for you my love.... remember me*
*tear falls as i end up in pursuit*
*Catches up to you, following the ruinous carnage of a madman*
"IT'S OVER FOR YOU!"
*Rules of nature metal gear solid rising.mp3 plays on my Zune*
*Unleashes Giga Ultra Earth Shatter Inazuma Dragon Bomb*
"IN THE NAME OF WHITE KNIGHTING, AND THE ORDER...
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Hi /r9k/.
I have been here since I was 19, so today it's ten years. I'm still a massive loser, but I managed to unlock the normalfag bingo achievements.
I'd like you to share your charts.
WILL POST TEMPLATE in the next post.
the template. I will stay here and watch, masturbating timidly
why is it so silent here?
>>29746914
Your first kiss was 3 years long? Hardcore
Why do white people do this?
im white motherfucker and i eat carolina reaper salsa, i aint no pussy
>>29746799
You're American therefore you're a pussy
White people are low test, that's why white women crave bbc
Why can't women realize I only want to have sex with them? I act like a jerk yet they think I'm just being nice and funny. What gives?
>>29746746
you probably look like to much of a faggot to be alpha or you're a manlet, probably the latter
>>29747805
I don't care about being "alpha" and no. I just want to fuck.
>>29747926
Can't fuck if you're not alpha