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Here is a group of friends enjoying their summer together on the beach. How does this make you feel, robots?
>>29744792
Good for them, I guess. I spent all my childhood vacations at the beach, I can guarantee it's not that good, and I kept getting sunburns.
I also have no clue how to interact with this kind of people, so having these people as friends would just make for an awkward experience for everyone.
I think I'll stay comfy and enjoy my Summer reading my books and playing my games.
I don't know that feeling so I am jealous.
>>29744792
They'll get aids anyway.
Would this girl be considered a Stacy?
She's about to tell you why Hillary is gonna be a good president and if you want to go to chipotle.
>>29744778
If she's gotten someone to take a picture of her, then she's a Stacy
Possibly.
She has potential to be a Beth or Lauren though.
She isn't quite stereotypical enough to be a full blown Stacy.
>"not him but"
>I was him
>>29744771
What kind of malicious liar!!
>someone says they hate anime posters
>spam smug Chinese girls at random intervals so it doesn't look like I'm same fagging
KA
ME
HA
ME
we post girls that liked us earlier in school but well we where kids so nothing happend
>>29744650
I highly doubt any female i've ever been in contact with has ever seen me as anything more than a distant friend.
>>29744650
faggot
orignnnnnnal
>>29744707
This, senpai.
I don't recall anyone ever wishing to be close with me
How would you deal with your future/curent girlfriend's sexual history?
Assuming you're the average robot, and have either had no or only one sexual partner your entire life.
While you've been lucky to find MAYBE one girl, you're future, or even current girlfriend has had multiple men.
>She may suck your cock and have sex with you everyday, but shes done that with multiple guys before
>She may curl up next to you, and say she loves you, but she shes done that with multiple guys before
>Shes been choke fucked and used as an object, while you try to make sincere love with her
And so on.
Most robots simply think about getting a girlfriend, but how will you deal with the reality that she has had a sexual life before she met you?
>>29744612
I lick the pussy good
>>29744612
You don't deal with it. You push it into the back of your mind until it destroys your trust in others and the ability to think of women as people. Then she bounces onto the next cock.
Someone dedicated only to you from day one is impossible.
My gf and I both took each other's virginities :'^(
>tfw hypomania has kicked in, every moment feels like a movie scene and you shed tears of happiness after being suicidal for 6 months
Absolute maniac.
>>29744583
>tfw you now feel like on natural meth all the time, sleep only 3 hours a day instead of 16 and talk to more people in a month than you did in the first 20 years of your life
>>29744701
>mfw the comedown comes and your depression is worse than in clinical depression
I think I'm dying.
> vaped 5 mins straight
> feel dizzy, as if im about to collapse
what do i do fuck help me please
ahahhahahahaha you fucking nigger.
>what is a nicotine rush
Why vape if you don't smoke?
Get some 0mg juice if you insist on being a virgin for the rest of your life.
>>29744519
non smoker detected. either smoke or don't, drop this vape shit before you start it
I think I'm about to do it
I give up
Any final checks I should go through before I take the plunge or is leaving an apologetic note for family enough?
>>29744506
Don't do it, my son. There are still many memes to be posted, tales unwritten, achievements to be earned. If not for us, do it for the magic.
>>29744506
Write to your family if you really, really suffer and there is no way out.
If you are struggling, just let me know I can talk to you.
>>29744689
And by no way out I mean like that you're gonna go to jail til the end of your life.
What's your opinion on opposite gender platonic friendships?
Worth the trouble or nah?
>>29744491
Female friends are great as long as you really want them to be your platonic friends. If you're secretly in love with them or horny 24/7 but can't get sex elsewhere, then it's probably not worth it.
I have a platonic friend with a qt :)
>>29744491
Only do it with your girlfrie ds of wifes friends. Women really have nothing to offer in platonic friendships that a guy friend cant provide much better. Especially dont do it. If she is in a relationship and you arent.
>post literally any female
>"Lmao that's a man, faggot"
Every. Fucking. Time.
Either there are some poor autistic souls out there who really can't discriminate between the sexes, or this is some pleb-tier trolling.
Pic related; even my gorgeous trumpfu has been accused of being a trap
You're a cuck.
BLoxtheblockbox
>>29744495
>hurrrr durr you're a cuck
This is also the cancer that is killing 4chan. This word has lost all meaning. It is the last resort of ignoramuses who are incapable of forming a coherent reply.
>>29744548
Cuckoo
;-DD3 BENIS
>girl in class offered me chocolate
What did she mean by this? I said no thanks and now she sits somewhere else
It meant she was offering you chocolate, stop over thinking things.
>>29744434
>being this autistic
original comment
>>29744434
That's a rare wojak
Mind if I save it?
Who /lewd/ here?
Recently I've fallen for the cocksucking meme. We're all lonely and horny robots - why don't we show each other what we have on omegle?
Use the "meet people with common interests" and put in 'r9k'. I will be on there waiting for some robots to make happy.
No judgment about cock sizes
No judgement about body shapes
No faces, if you don't want
Just completely anonymous homosex fun
pretty cockssss
would you? i would yessss
noooooooooooooo fucking fag
Bye Robots,
After suffering from obesity, depression and anxiety for over 10 years, I have finally attained my weight goal and landed myself a job. It's only a retail job at Macy's(US department store) but for the first time in y life I've finally felt comfortable in my own skin. I'm healthier than ever... and talking to people of all ages, race, and gender every day. I feel like there is something to look forward to and I find satisfaction in serving others.
This is a bittersweet goodbye because you guys have taken my mind off suicide in many occasions. Thank you for all the years we've shared. We are all part of a great thing called humanity. May all of you find a quantum of solace in our existence
>>29744387
R-reee, get out, n-normie
You made it. You are a Norman now. ;_;
>>29744640
We should be happy for OP. Depression is a bitch and he got out of it.
I'm glad you're in the clear OP. Even though you're a normie now
>>29744387
Godspeed, anon. I hope to follow in your footsteps and get out myself one day. I hope all the best for you.
May you walk forever in Kek's light & may you never return to this place.
Mine is a proud REEEE today
ROOOOOOOOOOO
So we all know that Elliot Rodger wrote a manifesto and that it is poetic and beautifully written. Let's share our most beautiful Rodger quotes with each other in his loving memory.
"Humanity struck me at first by comdemning me to experience so much suffering. I didn't ask for this. I didn't want this. I didn't start this war... I wasn't the one who struck first... But I will finish it by striking back. I will punish everyone. And it will be beautiful."
~TS Elliot Rodger
ayy foekin dank meez ber
>>29744376
This is not from his manifesto, but from a YouTube comment: "People need to stop bullying, but not only that. People also need to start accepting everyone. People need to befriend those lonely shy individuals instead of shun them, to make them feel like they belong. Social classes are evil, and lead to tragedies such as [the Virginia Tech shooting]. Humanity needs to unite as equals."
thats a pretty neat quote
Robots I just realized...
>people born in 2004 turn 12 this year
Yes you read that right, they do.
Where the actual fuck did time go
>>29744355
Am I the only one who feels life is too short? I mean, let's face it, most people in their 20s have about 60 years left. Fucking hell, time goes so fast, I'll be an old cunt soon, and then I'll be dead. I won't read a fraction of the books I want to read, I won't play a fraction of the games I want to play, I won't see a fraction of what this world has to offer. There's no time to do it all. Fuck this feel.
>>29744355
Next year they will be teenagers.
>2004 was 27 years agooriginal commenteru[\spoiler]
