ROBOT EMERGENCY SEND EHELP
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>in room
>hear shuffleing
>see something scurry across floor under dressed
>assume it's a qt mouse
>turn on light and move dresser
>a giant fucking house centipede scurry out from underneath and hides under my bed
HEEEELLLLPPP MMMMEEEE
DESPITE IT'S IMPRESSIVE LENGTH, IT'S A NIMBLE NAVIGATOR
AND SOME CAN BE HlGHLY VENOMOUS
Find something heavy
Then scare it out into the open
Then smoosh it
Pick it up with a paper towel or plastic bag and throw it in the toilet and flush
Make sure not to panic and try to kill it in one hit
Good luck famalam
OH FUCK THERE MIGHT BE MORE THAN ONE I CAN'T TELL IF IT'S THE SAME ONE RUNNING AROUND OR IF THERE'S ANOTHER ONE
I KILLED A CENTIPEDE BUT THERE MAY BE A SECOND ONE JESUS FUCK SEND EVERYONE
>>29735194
God damnit not the Trump memes.
>>29735253
Do you have a long warhammer or something heavy on a stick? That would work great
Centipedes are harmless you faggot.
People who are afraid of insects can't be robots.
>>29735276
ALL I HAVE IS THE NOTEBOOK I SQUISHED OMTHE FIRST ONE WITH AND THE SHOTGUN I KEEP IN MY CLOSET
I HAVE YET TO CONFIRM IF THERE IS A SECOND CENTIPEDE AJHHHHHHHHHH
Have you tried squishing it with your shoe?
>>29735307
You can try smoothing the other with the butt of the shotgun
Don't worry op house centipedes are creepy but harmless
hehehe, earlier I squashed this big fat roach skittering around the store.
Why so afraid op? an insect can do us no harm.
HUMAN>INSECT
YOU WILL ACHIEVE VICTORY
>>29735283
IT'S EASY TO SAY THAT WHEN THEY'RE NOT IN YOUR ROOM
>>29735460
Its ok bro you're gonna be fine, once you squish it it's gone forever
I THINK IM SAFE NOW I KILLED IT AND TO BE EXTRA SURE I EVEN CLEANED MY ROOM TO LOOK FOR MORE BUT IT WAS ALL CLEAR
>>29735283
>harmless
>the most venomous insects on the planet
die please
>>29735194
THIS CENTIPEDE, IS A PREDATOR
Dun dun dun dun dun dun
