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>likes Doctor Who, Big Bang Theory, Game Theory, Arin Hanson, Star Trek, and "Books"
>Korean
>5" Tall
>C Cup
>currently getting a Liberal Arts Degree
>was Valedictorian of our HS
>hated by everyone
>is generally a cunt
But I like her anyway because she's nice to me.
>tall
>brown hair
>dimples
>very skinny, not much in the way of tits or ass
>glasses
>kinda dumb
>hangs out with the other basic bitches at uni
Never judge a book by its cover,
/r9k/. When I first saw her I had assumed she was the geeky type and that I might have some sort of chance at talking to, turns out I was totally wrong.
>>29759607
Why is it so hot when a bitchy girl is nice to me
>>29759607
>Likes obscure electronic music
>Likes Bergman movies
>Thin with a weird facial feature
>Wears mostly black
>Apathetic and slightly depressed
>Loves anal sex and light BDSM
>Calls me daddy
Chad can give you money, status, sex and anything you want.
But he can't give you a nice home cooked meal.
>>29759597
can you give me a nice home cooked meal, anon? and cuddles?
>>29759597
well he could if he knows how to cook
>>29760047
Yeeya
>>29760072
Does he?
>you fell for the "it gets better" meme
it does get better
>>29759583
*if you make it better yourself
>>29759568
As far as bullying, it does.
If you want anything else, you need to improve yourself.
I'd be open to giving you some tips.
You have 10 seconds to explain why you aren't voting for Gary Johnson.
>inb4 being paid by him to post this
>>29759523
Because voting for him ensures a Hillary win and complete control of the Supreme Court for liberals. There is already a liberal majority on the Supreme Court and if another gets in then everyone is fucked.
Because if I'm going to throw away my vote I might as well shitpost instead.
>>29759523
Because I'm not going to throw my vote away on a candidate I don't like.
>Oh wait, that's why I AM voting for Gary Johnson
>a dick jacket sniggered at me earlier
>a cum cardigan guffawed at me previously
>>29759508
>a piss sweater giggled at me before
>a penis poncho chortled in my direction shortly ago
What can i study for a career that pays abnormaly good?
Probably a doctor
>>29759497
Can i quit my dream of becoming a biochemist and become a pro Moba gamer?
>>29759541
>Can i quit my dream of becoming a biochemist and become a pro Moba gamer?
yes
Has the egg finally cracked?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wjkRLJJkMTM
Eggy sleeping on stream:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jljt3XMdmGI
the egg must rest
>>29759407
It's be awesome if you could stop shilling your videos on here, attention whoring faggot.
>humpty Dumpty sat on a wall..
can somebody please summarize Eggman's life story for me?
HES KILLING HIMSELF LIVE ON UTUBE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jljt3XMdmGI
>>29759422
i saw. not interested in death, interested in his life.
>>29759422
Pretty weird desu senpai
HES KILLING HIMSELF LIVE ON JEWTUBE
HERES THE LINK : WWW.youtube.com/watch?v=Jljt3XMdmGI
>>29759378
Nigger he's breathing
>>29759428
exactly, just a sleepy egg
What are some things anime has taught you?
That anime actually sucks
>>29760478
it's pretty good actually, you're just an /a/ contrarian from reddit
>>29759310
it has taught me 3dpd is fucking worthless
To stand for love and justice
Have you ever seen a stupid bitch so attractive and perfect you just want to beat her and choke her to death?
I've seen plenty of dumb bitches so attractive I just wanted to beat and choke themwith my fat fucking chode
>>29759308
No no no, not like that. I mean grabbing their skinny chicken throats and just crushing it.
It's Eliza, fuck I hate that cunt so much, she's so perfect and absolutely amazing.
>>29759272
I was getting ice cream once and saw a chick that was pretty cute but her ass was so fine I wanted to cry.
I got home and masturbated ASAP.
a month ago a qt and I started to become friends, we ended up going on a date and things went well, we are now dating but what she doesn't know is that because I'm so fucking insecure and worried about her leaving me (she's attractive and probably has lots of options) I've been slipping codiene into most meals we have together or when she drinks something (I cook for her usually). A couple of pros to this are that she's always so excited to see me and super happy when I'm around, constantly sending me messages like she wants to see me and she always feels so happy when she's with me. I can keep getting codiene but I'm worried she's going to turn into a junkie. Can someone help me?
Tfw starve all day so I can cook for my friends birthday.
>>29759233
hahah nice pasta.
Wow. That's a good idea anon. Very clever. I would've never thought about it. Probably because I'm not a fucking sociopath.
ITT: Chad names
>Brad
>>29759212
Blake
famalamsenpao
Justin
original comment is original
Derek
Pls no blox
I'm about to overdraft my bank account by about $400
What bad will come of this?
You're letting the bank rape you in the ass with overdraft fees.
There's no shittier feeling than having negative money.
>>29759204
>>29759210
Nothing serious then?
They've already raped me twice with overdraft fees and took my money instead of reversing the problems when I asked.
It's gonna be okay robots. We can do this.
no it's not and no we can't.
I dont know OP, things for me are shitty, the friends i've barely been able to hang on to since high school are leaving me behind and forgetting about me, I havent had social contract in 2 weeks and I cant get a job cause no ones hiring, im also getting sick of living NEET at home
>be afew days ago
>text friend asking if he wants to hang out
>he says he is mourning over the death of a near friend of his bros
>decided to walk across town alone and get coffee
>see him hanging out with others and having fun
>go back home and continue being depressed
All I do is write shitty music, drink and listen shitty music
>>29759349
You are doing it. You are stopping yourself from becoming that neet shutin. You just keep going buddy. You will make it.
