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ITT:post the BEST picture of you ever
If you think you are ok explain why do you think you are single
Here I am. Not sure why I'm single.
>>29761927
please GOD wash your hair
>>29761927
Sup Chris.
Hey, guys. Been reading some gr8 greentexts on this board for the past ten minutes and I gotta say I am sure glad I visited this place after I left because this is really entertaining and I love all the posts mocking robots and the fucking normies going "wuts rong wit normiez they prety cool guys man it ok they are just like uss but theyy are more better so it ok" and all those greentext posts that are black and just a couple lines and being like 'i will nevr love again" yeah this is fucking great
this board
is
is
IS FUCKING GREAT
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i love this board it gud
you did gud
thanks boxxy
>>29761825
https://gyazo.com/bea273d99dd5321036f2ada9a93496f8
YOU ALL BLOW /thumb /thumb /thumb
>>29761849
FUKKc I meant to reply to you but whatever
fuck you alos
yes
http://vocaroo.com/i/s15UUeWzgfEe
just wanted to make sure you weren't late again
and remember, we NEETs love and appreciate you.
>>29761816
Thisis good vocaroo.
>>29761816
This is embarrassing
OP sounds really immature and shit. How embarrassing, everyone is laughing at you sempai! OMG
>>29761816
This is honestly just pathetic. You need to understand that we "wagecucks" are not slaves, our employment is a contract and thus a voluntary commitment we have agreed to. This means that we are partaking in a mutually beneficial agreement, whereby both our employer and ourselves stand to gain. Our employer gains valued labour, and we gain capital in the form of cash. We can use this cash to invest, for recreational purposes, donate to charity, and overall have a good impact on both the economy and our community.
I understand that the idea of waking up every morning may seem like slavery, but it's really not. For instance part of my contract means I'm allowed 10 days vacation every year. A slave by definition doesn't get vacation, linking back to my original point that the contract is voluntary. In reality we are being productive human beings who are the backbone of civilization. Without us, you "NEETS" would not be able to retrieve even the pennys the government offers you. It is also worth mentioning that by being a "NEET" and relying on government hands outs you are, in fact, the cuck. You are wholely reliant on the government so survive. If they stop giving you money you will starve and die a horrible death on the streets. You may not realize it now, but the government has complete control over you. If they told you to suck a man's dick or lose your "NEET bucks" you would literally have to do it as starving to death on the streets is your only alternative.
Capitalism was born as a way to release the ordinary man from serfdom. We work to become free. On the otherhand NEETs are the modernday serfs. The monarchy and aristocracy have merely been replaced by the government and box ticking bureaucrats. It is for this reason that women are not attracted to NEETs, for they require financial and emotional stability, both of which are not provided by a NEET.
I say this to you as a friend, seek help before it is too late.
>mfw my mother said I should've been aborted
>tfw you know you should've been aborted but your mom loves you too much to tell you
>tfw you'll never live up to her expectations and be a burden forever
Single moms should have government-ma NB dated abortions. Fuck. Growing up without a male role model ruins everything.
>>29761806
should've aborted her instead
>>29761846
>ma NB dated
how
how could it get like this
Who else /damned/ here?
I swear this story feels like a punishment from a higher being because I didn't act fast enough
>Girl I've wanted to fuck for years
>Have had multiple times I could have taken her
>Spent a lot of my time with her, was like a best friend too
>Eventually she gets with these online friends
>She starts spending more time with them than me to the point I feel we're not that super close anymore
>Becomes transgender
>Flattened her tits with some kind of thing she wore on her chest
>Wants to get a sex change (ie getting a dick)
>Wants testosterone
>So she can get a deepened voice
>And get a beard
Now a dick I can ignore (because you don't have to acknowledge that), but a fucking beard? You can't ignore a beard man.
Not only do I feel like I've lost a close friend, she is going to destroy everything I like about her appearance.
bumping this post
>>29761805
You could have taken her, you wanted to take her, and by not doing it, you might have fucked up her psyche so bad that she is getting a sex change.
Not too late if she hasn't started the drugs. I'd regret not saying something, personally.
>>29762781
No, she's wanted to be a guy for years.
I didn't mess with her psyche. But I could have taken her before she went on this whole become-a-boy stuff.
Is it normal to get compliments out of pity? Because sometimes females tell me I'm handsome, but I don't buy it at all. I think they might be mocking me.
>>29761680 They're on their period and they mean it, but they still won't fuck with you :(
>>29761680
If you're pathetic, then yes.
Used to get it all the time. Women who are actually into you won't tell you. Their body language will do the talking, even the most innocuous shit.
>>29761680
Happened to me all the time back in HS,
>be me
>got paired up with a grill
>invites me to her house to do it
>get over my asparagus and agree
>ffw to her house
>somehow the convo got to the topic of boys and relationships
>she comes out of nowhere and says "you know how to fuck right? you look like a total chad"
>feel like I've got salt all over my injuries and it's now getting rubbed in even harder
>all her friends would openly compliment me but I never said anything back because I'm a stupid sperg
>got to the point in which I forced my self into believign that it's all a ruse and they actually mocked me that way.
WHY GOD WHY?
Why does cumming feel so good?
>>29761650
because if it didn't no one would reproduce.
Because all of the Staceys are going
>>29761650
You're not a girl. You don't know how good it feels.
>tfw the idea of being in a loving relationship with someone seems totally alien to you
Who /givenup/ here?
Reporting in. Never loved anyone.
I've gotten quite used to the idea that finding true love will probably never happen for me. It kinda makes me sick to even idealize such a fantasy anymore since reality is so far from it.
Detached from reality reporting in.
Come and feel feels with us while we're snug,
https://join.skype.com/b3D6aXrqAYme
https://join.skype.com/Jng7rXY8EFbh
join ours too : 3
>>29761585
I was removed for "not saying anything" yet I said hi when I joined and there was a fast paced conversation going on so I felt I couldn't just hop right in.
>>29761585
Why is this normie shit allowed
>image.jpg
Checks out
Why are there so many single moms on this board, and how can we stop them from coming here?
I thought single moms tend to brag about how much effort it is to take care of a child while working.
Well to me it seems like they're not even working and are just living off child support like degenerates.
>>29761582
>Why are there so many single moms on this board
There are?
THEY ARE CLEARLY NOT ROBOT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>tfw no single-mother gf who does the working and pays for everything, whilst I neet and act as a glorified babysitter
You fucking idiot. Single moms are desperate for cock and the best chance for autistic robots to get laid.
>be me
>be talking towife
>decide that we want to have a threesome with another woman
>guys are completely out of the question because of two reasons, one beingthe only cock she needs is my own
>other being that most men in the places we could look would not be okay with meviolating their boipussis
>swiping through tinder to find a local girl in our area that isn't a single mother or DUDE WEED
What's the matter guys? If you want a girl, you just have toBE YOURSELF
Just do that and women will line right on up to get a piece of you.
>be me
>see a post from r/4chan on the front page of reddit
>post here
Having sex with a monster girl feels better than any threeway.
>>29761820
>going to reddit
shiggydiggy
/britfeel/ I made this thread while on the shitter at work edition
Any /bromley/ or /croydon/ here?
Eid Mubarak
Poleaboo is back from the mosque now after reading Eid prayers
I prayed for my transition to go well, to sort out my life, for the Ummah to come together and for Israel to be destroyed
Saw black people and white people
Mum flipped out and screamed at dad when he asked if she needed anything
>>29761454
kek, I went to croydon a few times recently.
What a shithole.
Hey robots. So, I need some advice from some people who might even be lower than me. Let me greentext my story on what I should do.
>be me, senior in HS.
>meet solid 7/8 out of ten in Geometry
>don't judge fags I hate math
>she's literally the female version of me, ideologically
>fall in love
>finally she confesses to me that she's into me
>immediately slide into those dms
>start dating
>had some fun times
>one day go to park with her to meet up with her friend
>super artsy, solid 6/7
>ideologically opposite but become friends
> about three weeks later, gf dumps me "God doesn't want us together"
>ok.jpg
>still friends with artsy girl
>getting vibes she's into me
>nah
>start dating literally 11/10
>mylordthatass.png
>into gay pride shit, but still wicked cool, we'd smoke weed together, talk
Ok this next part is no joke I swear to Christ.
>decide to send her my favorite memes
>"wtf anon why are you sending me these stupid frog pictures?"
>immediately stop talking to her
>she gets super butthurt and starts hanging out with my best bro
cont?
post the memes u were sending her
>>29761413
Here's one please don't be like the other girls in my life now and use me for my memes let me tell u my story
>>29761392
i hope this is real you retarded normie
skwat team at yo door
cops ruin everything
lol @ u underage pussies thinking 120mg oral morphine would be enough to kill a chub like that
you called the paramedics for him, that's good, maybe he'll get the help he so clearly is asking for
RELIVE THE MOMENT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0oym5cHDdCM
Who else /literallystarving/ here?
Haven't eaten for around 1 and a half days
there isn't even a reason I am doing this, I am just not fucking eating, I could go and get the food in my fridge but I feel like I am too weak to even do that now
shaking and lightheadedness set in about 5 hours ago
stomach hunger pangs come and go
>>29761268
If there is no food in your fridge and you are not eating you deserve to die
>>29761268
don't know why you do it to yourself, unless it's a cry for help.
until a week ago, i was going multiple days in a row without eating anything - just drinking shitty water. it was terrible. eat something robot, you aren't /literallystarving/
Wow how fucking fat are you? I don't eat for whole days sometimes by pure accident and barely even notice.
